This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, September 19 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Dollar Days Frankie gets discouraged while looking for a new job, Axl reaches his breaking point with Sue and Darrin, and Mike has a campout with Brick's new scout group. (S4, E20) 
08:35The Middle From Orson with Love Frankie turns to Facebook to help Sue, Axl and Brick try to make a viral video with bunnies and kittens, and Frankie's dad tries to share his "wisdom" with Mike. (S4, E21) 
09:00The Middle Hallelujah Hoedown Sue is upset when everyone gets their driver's license, Frankie tells each kid exactly what she wants for Mother's Day, and Axl and Cassidy's prom does not go well. (S4, E22) 
09:30The Middle The Ditch Sue decides to play hooky for the first time, Frankie pretends to be a doctor, Mike has a careless accident on the highway, and Brick refuses to take a placement test. (S4, E23) 
10:00Friends: Season 7 The One Where Rosita Dies Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. (S7, E13) 
10:30Friends: Season 7 The One Where They All Turn Thirty Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14) 
11:00Friends: Season 7 The One With Joey's New Brain Joey learns that his character in his daytime drama is about to gain prominence at the expense of the show's diva star (Susan Sarandon). (S7, E15) 
11:30Friends: Season 7 The One With The Truth About London Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is angry after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes. (S7, E16) 
12:00Friends: Season 7 The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. (S7, E17) 
12:30Friends: Season 7 The One With Joey's Award Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. (S7, E18) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q lend a hand while working at a high-tech store, then play detectives at the mall in search of perps on the loose. The loser gets the shakes while high above the city. (S8, E03) 
13:30Impractical Jokers The guys play a game of "Put-Pocket" at a grocery store, then get jumpy at the park after taking over each other's cell phones. The loser learns that when you gotta go...you gotta go. (S8, E04) 
14:00Friends: Season 7 The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin Monica's gorgeous cousin (Denise Richards) unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross as they become infatuated by her good looks. (S7, E19) 
14:30Friends: Season 7 The One With Rachel's Big Kiss Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister (Winona Ryder). Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos. (S7, E20) 
15:008 Simple Rules Volleybrawl Cate clashes with one of the opposing team's mothers at Kerry's volley bowl match and gets a warning, meaning that Kerry's team could end up having to forfeit the playoffs. (S3, E17) 
15:308 Simple Rules Freaky Friday After Cate watches Freaky Friday, she finds herself in Bridget's body, while Bridget is in her body, Grandpa Jim and C.J. have swapped bodies, and Rory swaps with his hamster! (S3, E18) 
16:00Friends: Top 10 Family Moments The One With Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. (S9, E08) 
16:30Friends: Top 10 Family Moments The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
17:00Friends: Season 7 The One With The Vows Chandler and Monica struggle to write their wedding vows. This prompts the group to remember the journey Monica and Chandler have made over the past few years. (S7, E21) 
17:30Friends: Season 7 The One With Chandler's Dad Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father (Kathleen Turner). Meanwhile, Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche. (S7, E22) 
18:00Friends: Season 7 The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 1: Chandler gets the pre-wedding jitters and runs away. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test and assumes it's Monica's. (S7, E23) 
18:30Friends: Season 7 The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 2: Monica remains unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. Meanwhile, Joey's drunk co-star could make him miss the nuptials. (S7, E24) 
19:00Friends: Season 8 The One After "I Do": Everybody thinks Monica's pregnant, but her denial quickly shifts the focus to Phoebe, thereby taking the heat off of a nervous Rachel. (S8, E01) 
19:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Red Sweater Rachel won't tell anybody who the father is until she tells him. Meanwhile, Joey mistakenly thinks Phoebe is pregnant and makes a gallant gesture. (S8, E02) 
20:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Tells... Chandler and Monica prepare to leave for their honeymoon as Rachel prepares to tell the father of her baby. (S8, E03) 
20:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Video Tape Ross and Rachel disagree over who came onto whom when they hooked up. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler meet another couple while on their honeymoon. (S8, E04) 
21:00My Super Ex-Girlfriend Film When a regular guy (Luke Wilson) dumps a superhero (Uma Thurman) for her neediness, she uses her powers to make his life a living hell. Anna Faris, Rainn Wilson, and Eddie Izzard also star. (2006) 
23:00Your Face Or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Callum and Ashley will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E09) 
23:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get ballsy while posing as salesmen, and then try to outdo each other as they invade the personal space of confused strangers. The loser gets to play dress-up. (S8, E02) 
00:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q lend a hand while working at a high-tech store, then play detectives at the mall in search of perps on the loose. The loser gets the shakes while high above the city. (S8, E03) 
00:30Impractical Jokers The guys play a game of "Put-Pocket" at a grocery store, then get jumpy at the park after taking over each other's cell phones. The loser learns that when you gotta go...you gotta go. (S8, E04) 
01:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Tonight's guest is hip hop artist and author Gucci Mane, talking about his new book "The Autobiography of Gucci Mane". 
01:30South Park Imaginationland - Episode III: Stan and Butters are stuck in Imaginationland fighting for their lives, the Pentagon are readying a nuke, but more importantly Cartman wants his b***s sucked! (S11, E12) 
02:00South Park Guitar Queer-o Stan & Kyle are set to hit big time with their skills on computer game Guitar Hero. Their manager convinces Stan that Kyle is holding him back. Will the "band" break up? (S11, E13) 
02:30South Park The List The boys steal a list from the girls which rates their looks from the cutest to the ugliest. Spirits plummet, while for others egos inflate! Can the ghost of Abraham Lincoln help? (S11, E14) 
03:00South Park Tonsil Trouble A botched blood transfusion results in Cartman getting AIDS. How far will he go to find a cure? Kyle had better watch out... (S12, E01) 
03:25South Park Britney's New Look The media circus arrives in South Park as Britney Spears hides in the town. After a photo of her urinating on a ladybug sells for $100,000 the boys have a brain wave. (S12, E02) 
03:50South Park Major B**bage The hysterical parents of South Park have another reason to panic after 'cheesing' becomes popular among kids. Kenny becomes addicted to the out-of-this-world hallucinations. (S12, E03) 
04:15Two And A Half Men Lookin' For Japanese Subs: A few months after her "marriage", Charlie bumps into Rose at the store and finds his feelings aroused. Jake and Eldridge develop their entrepreneurial skills. (S8, E13) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak Alarm bells ring when Alan talks Charlie and their mother into lending him money to expand his practice. Charlie and Rose continue their affair. (S8, E15) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.