This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, November 20 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle The Play Frankie and Sue are cast in a community production of 'The Wizard of Oz', Brick asks his Uncle Rusty to attend "Special Friends Day" at school, and Axel is banned from video games. (S3, E09) 
08:35The Middle Year of the Hecks Frankie has the family randomly assign New Year's resolutions to each other. They discover it to be harder than they imagined... (S3, E12) 
09:00The Middle The Map After Aunt Ginny's funeral, Frankie realizes the need to celebrate more milestones in her family's lives. Elsewhere, Axl eats Brick's school project (causing the usual chaos). (S3, E13) 
09:30The Middle Hecking It Up Frankie is disappointed with her volunteer assignment at the Super Bowl. Meanwhile, with the Donahues away, the Hecks use the Donahues' new car for their personal errands. (S3, E14) 
09:55Friends The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. (S9, E02) 
10:30Friends The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. (S9, E04) 
10:55Friends The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
11:25Friends The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
12:00Friends The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. (S9, E07) 
12:30Friends The One With Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. (S9, E08) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. This week's loser must talk trash...literally! The blind lead the blind, kisses are stolen, and how many pencils can the guys fit into pockets secretly? (S4, E01) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys lose their wives, pitch stupid inventions, and receive hugs of forgiveness. There's sweet revenge involving an angry brother and a human piņata! (S4, E02) 
14:00Friends The One With Rachel's Phone Number Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. (S9, E09) 
14:30Friends The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
15:00Friends The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
15:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
16:00My Wife And Kids Ultrasound Vanessa gets an ultrasound. Michael blurts out the sex of the baby even though neither Jay or any of the rest of the family want to know. (S4, E08) 
16:30My Wife And Kids Marathon Jay diets and exercises in training for an upcoming marathon, Michael laughs off all her training by insisting he can run faster than she can. (S4, E09) 
16:55Friends The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
17:30Friends The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
18:00Friends The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
18:30Friends The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
19:00Friends The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
19:30Friends The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
20:00Friends The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
20:30Friends The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a trawl through the news. Tonight features; a gay dog, Eddie Izzard, a 4 year-old mayor, a porn star astronaut, rapping religion, and breast milk. (S8, E06) 
22:00New: Impractical Jokers Join Joe, Sal and Q as they serve up some justice - and plenty of laughs - while recapping the past six years of Murr's performance. Watch the best (and worst) moments from this master of distraction. 
22:30New: Impractical Jokers... ...Inside Jokes: See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. One joker requires medical attention during the fat foot race punishment. (S1, E22) 
23:00Da Ali G Show Ali pitches his new movie, 'Booka', at the Cannes Film Festival. There's a lively discussion on animal rights, Neil Hamilton joins Ali on the sofa and Borat learns about British etiquette. (S1, E01) 
23:35Takeshi's Castle The guards stand to attention on slippery wall as another group of contestants attempt to reach the castle. With Honeycomb and Sumo also in their way, who will make it to the final attack? (S1, E04) 
00:00South Park Moss Piglets It's Jimmy & Timmy vs. Nathan & Mimsy at the upcoming Special Ed Science Fair, but things soon go to a whole other level! Meanwhile, Heidi undergoes a horrible transformation. (S21, E08) 
00:35Rick and Morty Rick Potion #9 Rick provides Morty with a love potion to get Jessica. The serum backfires & Rick's attempt to fix things creates Cronenberg inspired monsters. (S1, E06) 
01:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work as optometrists, provide incorrect financial advice, and attempt to secure numerous votes by campaigning on ridiculous political platforms. (S3, E11) 
01:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to teach a dance class and sell tickets to Broadway shows. The punishment is to answer "yes" to relationship questions written by the others! (S3, E12) 
02:00TripTank Ricky the Rocketship helps out with a school pageant, Bethiffer applies for jobs at the mall, and Roy becomes obsessed with a new dating app. (S2, E06) 
02:30Legends of Chamberlain... ...Heights. Legends of Lock Up: The guys wind up in the penal system after trying to impress a group of girls with their criminal behaviour. (S2, E10) 
03:00South Park Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow Stan and Cartman crash a speed boat into the world's largest beaver dam, flooding the town of Beaverton. Everyone's response is that of mass hysteria! (S9, E08) 
03:25South Park Marjorine Cartman is convinced that the girls have a device which can see into the future. The boys come up with a plan to take it. Unfortunately for Butters he's a major part of the plan. (S9, E09) 
03:50South Park Follow That Egg In a bid to prevent Mr. Slave from marrying Big Gay Al, Mrs. Garrison forces the children to help him in an experiment to prove that gay marriages are unstable. (S9. E10) 
04:15Two And A Half Men It Was 'Mame', Mom: Charlie convinces Alan to pretend to be his life partner, in order to convince a gay ad-executive of his homosexual credentials. Lucy Lawless guest-stars. (S2, E18) 
04:35Two And A Half Men I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey Unable to express the anger they have towards the women in their lives, Charlie and Alan lash out at each other. Time for some friendly counselling? (S2, E20) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.