This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, December 19 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Blood Is Thicker Than Mud Will and Carlton pledge Phi Beta Gamma, a black fraternity whose president is a friend of Will's. Everyone likes Will, but find Carlton a bit of a geek... (S4, E08) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Fresh Prince After Dark When Hilary is invited to pose for Playboy magazine, Will and Carlton get to meet Hugh Hefner and the beautiful bikini-clad "bunnies" at the Playboy mansion. (S4, E09) 
09:00My Wife And Kids The Lady is Not a Tramp Vanessa and Junior get a dog to help prepare for the coming baby. Kady is allergic to the dog, so Jay makes Junior give Kady her allergy medications. (S4, E12) 
09:30My Wife And Kids Of Mice and Men When Jay finds mouse droppings, she demands that Michael hire an exterminator to get rid of them, but, as usual, Michael is determined to handle it himself. (S4, E13) 
10:00Friends The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
10:30Friends The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
11:00Friends The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
11:30Friends The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
12:00Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
12:30Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys show who's boss while working the counter at a fast-food restaurant, whisper sweet nothings to strangers, and this week's punishment involves a cow! (S9, E14) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys are on the prowl for partners in crime at a supermarket, throw caution to the wind as romantics in the park, and this week's punishment involves a child. (S9, E16) 
14:00Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
14:30Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision...(S4, E23) 
15:00Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
15:30Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
16:00Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
16:30Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
17:008 Simple Rules Kerry's Big Adventure Kerry is shocked when a spark is ignited between her and Kyle and the two share a romantic kiss. Paul and Cate try to discover what is hidden in Rory's secret box. (S1, E15) 
17:308 Simple Rules Come and Knock on Our Door The Hennessey household is unbearable as Kerry and Bridget continue to fight over Kyle, and Paul has a "Three's Company"-esque dream sequence. (S1, E16) 
18:00Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
18:30Friends The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
19:00Friends The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
19:30Friends The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
20:00New: Your Face or Mine Christmas Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host a Christmas special of the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Ex on the Beach's Charlotte and Matt to win thousands for charity! (S4, E12) 
20:30Friends Christmas The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
21:00Russell Howard's Xmas Good News It's Christmas! So Russell takes a merry trawl through some festive news! Tonight features; a man who celebrates Christmas every day, extreme snowballs, drunk holiday antics, a giant guest and karate! 
22:00Russell Howard's A Gert Lush... ...Christmas. Dan Colman (Russell Howard) has met the woman of his dreams. But introducing Lisa to his lovable but eccentric family at Christmas is increasingly looking like a bad idea. (2015) 
23:30Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks about being an uncle and middle class muggers; plus answers questions on how to get out of work. His guests are Steve Williams and Isy Suttie. (S2, E07) 
00:00Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks about his love of women, from their distinctive laughs to his mum's brilliant brain. His guests are Josie Long and Stuart Goldsmith. (S2, E08) 
00:30New: You're the Worst The Heart Is A Dumb Dumb Jimmy attends Becca & Vernon's baby gender reveal party. Gretchen takes care of some unfinished business. Edgar and Dorothy's relationship reaches a turning point. (S2, E13) 
01:00South Park It's A Jersey Thing Kyle discovers a family secret and the town of South Park must defend itself against being swallowed up by New Jersey and its reality TV stars. Especially the Snooki! (S14, E09) 
01:30South Park Insheeption Whilst in a group therapy session for hoarding, Stan is trapped inside the dream of school counsellor Mr Mackey along with a certain horror movie star of the '80s! (S14, E10) 
02:00South Park 'C**n 2: Rise of Captain...(1): The raccoon outfitted superhero, The 'C**n, returns. This time he's got friends! Will they be able to stop the evil BP and their drilling vessel? (S14, E11) 
02:30South Park Mysterion Rises (2): Led by Mysterion, 'C**n and Friends are working to help the people in the Gulf but a secret is revealed. The 'C**n is out for revenge on his former buddies. (S14, E12) 
03:00South Park 'C**n vs. 'C**n & Friends (3): The 'C**n shows himself to be even more evil than the dark lord, Cthulhu, as he exacts revenge on his former partners. Mysterion's origins are now revealed! (S14, E13) 
03:25The Cleveland Show Christmas Murray Christmas Rallo befriends a Jewish man at the retirement home during the holidays, and Cleveland finally stands up to his father physically, but gives him a heart attack. (S2, E08) 
03:50New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is rapper Pusha T (CEO of Kanye West's record label GOOD Music and formerly of hip-hop duo Clipse), talking about his new album "Daytona". 
04:15The Middle Christmas The Christmas Tree When Axl comes home from college for Christmas vacation there's trouble. Meanwhile, Sue has a severe allergic reaction to the Christmas tree - could Christmas be ruined? (S5, E09) 
04:35The Middle Christmas The Christmas Wall Feeling unappreciated, Frankie decides on minimalist Christmas decorations this year. Meanwhile, thinking of Sue's allergies, Mike tries to purchase an artificial tree. (S6, E09) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.