This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Saturday, September 21 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Old School For Lazy Kids Know-it-all teens get an intergenerational wake-up call. When 22-year-old Erik moves in with 79-year-old Raymond, he is soon horse-riding and doing work experience in a garage. (S1 Ep 3) 
08:45Old School For Lazy Kids Know-it-all teens get an intergenerational wake-up call. All of lazy Maisie's money goes to partying and glamour. Retired Chris wants her to give serious thought to her future. (S1 Ep 4) 
09:45Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie discovers that his favourite ex-girlfriend is getting married, and tries desperately to convince her that he would make a better husband. (S1 Ep 10) 
10:15Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie and Jake convince Alan to get a makeover after discovering Judith has changed her image and is dating again. (S1 Ep 11) 
10:40Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in. The boys are distracted by Berta's granddaughter. 
11:10Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie and Alan prepare to go on a double date. 
11:35Two and a Half Men Sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie's financial adviser tells him to go on a budget. 
12:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman called Frankie. 
12:35Big Daddy Film Adam Sandler Season. Hilarious comedy starring Adam Sandler and Joey Lauren Adams. An irresponsible law graduate adopts a child in order to persuade his girlfriend that he can be mature. (1999) 
13:35Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:40Big Daddy Film Adam Sandler Season. Hilarious comedy starring Adam Sandler and Joey Lauren Adams. An irresponsible law graduate adopts a child in order to persuade his girlfriend that he can be mature. (1999) 
14:25Goosebumps Film Family adventure starring Jack Black and Dylan Minnette. After freeing the monsters living in a series of books, a teenager must work with the author to retrieve them. (2015) 
15:25Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
15:30Goosebumps Film Family adventure starring Jack Black and Dylan Minnette. After freeing the monsters living in a series of books, a teenager must work with the author to retrieve them. (2015) 
16:30The Proposal Film Romantic comedy starring Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds. A high-powered career woman forces her put-upon PA to marry her when she is threatened with deportation. (2009) 
17:30Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
17:35The Proposal Film Romantic comedy starring Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds. A high-powered career woman forces her put-upon PA to marry her when she is threatened with deportation. (2009) 
18:40The Man From U.N.C.L.E Film Stylish thriller. CIA agent Napoleon Solo (Henry Cavill) and KGB agent Illya Kuryakin (Armie Hammer) are forced to put aside their hostilities and work together to stop Nuclear war. (2015) 
19:40Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
19:45The Man From U.N.C.L.E Film Stylish thriller. CIA agent Napoleon Solo (Henry Cavill) and KGB agent Illya Kuryakin (Armie Hammer) are forced to put aside their hostilities and work together to stop Nuclear war. (2015) 
21:00Me Before You Film Heartfelt drama with Emilia Clarke and Sam Clafin. Will gets in a motorcycle accident and loses his will to live afterwards. But then he meets Lou, who brings back the joy in his life. 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05Me Before You Film Heartfelt drama with Emilia Clarke and Sam Clafin. Will gets in a motorcycle accident and loses his will to live afterwards. But then he meets Lou, who brings back the joy in his life. 
23:10Cruel Intentions Film Dark teen rom-com starring Sarah Michelle Gellar and Ryan Phillippe. The exploits of manipulative rich kids during their days as students in an exclusive New York prep school. (1999) 
00:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:15Cruel Intentions Film Dark teen rom-com starring Sarah Michelle Gellar and Ryan Phillippe. The exploits of manipulative rich kids during their days as students in an exclusive New York prep school. (1999) 
01:20Wentworth Prison Graphic drama series set in a Melbourne women's prison. Marie will stop at nothing to see her plan through, and events continue to escalate. (S7 Ep 10) 
02:20The Magicians Fantasy drama series. With magic gone from the world, all are swept up in the quest to restore it. Quentin and Julia look to Bacchus for assistance. (S3 Ep 1) 
03:25Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways after an old friend dies during a visit. (S6 Ep 11) 
03:45Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.