This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Monday, November 20 2017

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08:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim is disappointed by the gift he receives from Cheryl on his birthday, but is pleased by a present from Kyle. (S5 Ep 14) 
08:20Gilmore Girls Emily Says Hello Drama series. Jackson has to juggle Sookie's demands with his responsibilities as a town selectman. Lorelai invites Christopher over for lunch. (S5 Ep 9) 
09:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
09:15Pingu Animated adventures featuring a mischievous penguin. Pingu and Pinga find some stickers in their cereal box. (S5 Ep 20) 
09:25Pingu Animated adventures featuring a mischievous penguin. Pingu knows that he is in trouble when he breaks the igloo's doorbell. (S6 Ep 20) 
09:35Thomas and Friends Welcome Stafford CGI animation. Stafford, the new electric shunting engine, arrives on Sodor. Spencer shows him round, but ignores a warning that Stafford's batteries could run out. (S16 Ep 17) 
09:50Floogals Animation about tiny aliens investigating planet Earth. Boomer is fascinated by the three caterpillars in the garden shed and mystified when one disappears. (S1 Ep 7) 
10:00Fireman Sam To Outfox a Fox Animation. The self-styled 'wild men of Pontypandy' need rescuing from a fox den when they try to retrieve a hat. (S8 Ep 4) 
10:10Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animated series. Noddy must help the pirates find the long-lost Fabled Forest gold or they will have to leave Toyland forever. (S1 Ep 16) 
10:30Little Princess I Want To Cut Out Little Princess uses the scissors and glue without permission and ruins the brand new dress given to her by Great Aunty. (S3 Ep 5) 
10:45Simon Animation. Simon invites his friends Lou and Ferdinand over to play, but then annoys them by bossing them about. Left to play on his own, Simon soon learns his mistake. (S1 Ep 19) 
10:55Mofy Animated series. When Mogu unintentionally eats all of Lee and Sioux's nuts, Lee gets together all the forest dwellers for a meeting to establish some rules. (S1 Ep 6) 
11:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
11:05Dance Moms Reality series. Abby's world is shattered when Melissa shares shocking news that will change the face of the ALDC forever. (S6 Ep 16) 
12:058 Simple Rules Ditch Day Having discovered Cate and Principal Gibb's clandestine romantic alliance, CJ reveals all to Bridget - so Cate vows to get even. Nicole Richie guest stars. (S3 Ep 24) 
12:358 Simple Rules Trick or Treehouse Family sitcom. Paul wants to have the family get together for one last Halloween campout in the old treehouse. (S1 Ep 7) 
13:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Jay convinces Michael to spice up their relationship by going to samba lessons with her, but things soon go awry. (S3 Ep 4) 
13:35My Wife and Kids Cool role-reversal comedy. Jay finds Claire's hidden diary, and is shocked to read that she is thinking of furthering her relationship with her boyfriend. (S3 Ep 5) 
14:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Claire and Simon have found their home occupied by a complete stranger, and Hamza has been locked out of his own house after doing a favour for a friend. (S2 Ep 11) 
15:00Neighbours Mishti confronts Gary and Sheila about the holes in their alibi. Terese learns why Gary ended their relationship. Amy's online date is a disaster. Aaron gets a text from Rory. 
15:30Home and Away Kat is furious when she discovers that Robbo has been going through her files. Ben is taken to the police station for hitting Brody. Ryder refuses to let Alf contact his mother. 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid from a Philadelphia ghetto who now lives in the wealthiest community in California. Aunt Vivian finally goes into labour. (S3 Ep 20) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will and Carlton get involved with gamblers and tough guys at a desert casino. (S3 Ep 21) 
17:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim decides that Cheryl has been coddling Kyle and teaches him to toughen up and throw the perfect punch. (S6 Ep 1) 
17:30According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim rails against the decline of masculinity in the face of feminism, and is invited to appear on a talk show. (S6 Ep 2) 
18:00Neighbours Mishti confronts Gary and Sheila about the holes in their alibi. Terese learns why Gary ended their relationship. Amy's online date is a disaster. Aaron gets a text from Rory. 
18:30Home and Away The cabin bomber is identified as a hitman, but it is what Kat tells Robbo about his partner that is truly horrifying. Olivia gets a nasty shock when she sees that Mick in the Bay. 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Sitcom about a streetwise kid living in upmarket LA. Will lands a spot on a comedy show after joining a friend at an audition. (S3 Ep 22) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Sitcom about a streetwise kid living in upmarket LA. As Philip and Vivian prepare to renew their wedding vows, the family put together a scrapbook. (S3 Ep 23) 
20:00Jackie Chan's The Tuxedo Film High-kicking action comedy starring Jackie Chan and Jennifer Love Hewitt. A chauffeur for a secret agent is transformed into a crime-fighting superhero thanks to a gadget-laden tuxedo. (2002) 
21:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
21:05Jackie Chan's The Tuxedo Film High-kicking action comedy starring Jackie Chan and Jennifer Love Hewitt. A chauffeur for a secret agent is transformed into a crime-fighting superhero thanks to a gadget-laden tuxedo. (2002) 
22:05Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters Film Action fantasy starring Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton. The orphans have grown up to become witch hunters, and are called to rescue eleven abducted children. (2013) 
23:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:10Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters Film Action fantasy starring Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton. The orphans have grown up to become witch hunters, and are called to rescue eleven abducted children. (2013) 
23:50National Security Film Buddy action comedy starring Martin Lawrence and Steve Zahn. Two LAPD rejects who end up as security guards must go on the run when they uncover a smuggling operation. (2003) 
00:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:55National Security Film Buddy action comedy starring Martin Lawrence and Steve Zahn. Two LAPD rejects who end up as security guards must go on the run when they uncover a smuggling operation. (2003) 
01:35The Bounty Hunter Film Romantic comedy starring Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler. A reporter who skips bail to chase a hot tip on a story is pursued by her bounty hunter ex-husband. (2010) 
03:358 Simple Rules VolleyBrawl While CJ develops a crush on Kerry's volleyball coach, Cate's behaviour at her daughter's game could lead to her team having to forfeit the match. (S3 Ep 17) 
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