This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Tuesday, September 19 2017

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08:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael heads to Vegas for a fantasy basketball camp with his idol, Michael Jordan. (S5 Ep 2) 
08:20Gilmore Girls I Solemnly Swear Francie is trying to cause bad blood between Rory and Paris. Emily is sued by a former maid and Lorelai meets an interesting new man at a business conference. (S3 Ep 11) 
09:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
09:15Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. The Pirates and the Ninjas line up for their annual tug-of-war contest in Daredale, but someone has cut the rope! (S1 Ep 23) 
09:30Thomas and Friends Pingy Pongy Pick Up Train fun. On the day of a Sodor football tournament, all the engines are given important jobs - except Emily, who is tasked with picking up some dirty washing. (S14 Ep 4) 
09:45Pingu Animated adventures featuring a mischievous penguin. Pingu wants to balance a fish on his nose, so Mother gives him a big coloured ball to practice with. (S6 Ep 22) 
09:55Floogals Animation. The Floogals see an extraordinary sight in the sky, but by the time they reach the garden for a better view it has disappeared. (S1 Ep 11) 
10:10Bob the Builder CGI animation. Bob and the team are building the set for the new movie 'Space Robots 3D', but Leo's acting aspirations cause problems for the film's stars. (S1 Ep 24) 
10:25Fireman Sam Towering Inferno Animated fun in Pontypandy. During a game of hide and seek, Mandy gets horribly seasick and Norman needs rescuing from the top of the fire station's training tower. (S6 Ep 24) 
10:40Little Princess Maid's Day Off? Julian Clary narrates the animated series. When Maid has her day off, Little Princess decides to look after things for her at the castle. (S1 Ep 22) 
10:55Simon Animation. Simon finds an old guitar in the attic and forms a band with Ferdinand and Lou. He soon regrets rejecting his mother's offer of lessons... (S1 Ep 23) 
11:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
11:05According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim is forced to host Ruby's sleepover party when Cheryl is ill. (S2 Ep 16) 
11:40According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim meets an old flame and is worried about Cheryl's reaction when he invites her to dinner. (S2 Ep 17) 
12:058 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Cate and the family find the last article written by Paul. (S2 Ep 5) 
12:358 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Cate is unprepared for the kids' reactions on their first day back to school since Paul's death. Jim makes some home improvements to the house. (S2 Ep 6) 
13:05Pitch Slapped Reality series follows high school a cappella teams. Highlands Voices and Stay Tuned both hire professional voice coaches to help prepare them for the Summer Invitational. (S1 Ep 1) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away... ...Special. Reality series. Britain's best-loved High Court Enforcement Agents are back in a series of four special episodes combining brand new and unforgettable past cases. (S4 Ep 22) 
15:00Neighbours Hamish plans to escape the country in the Brennans' boat, but will Tyler agree to go with him? As rumours about Courtney grow, Terese fires her, unaware that others are listening. 
15:30Home and Away Perturbed by Robbo's photograph of her, Kat tries to withdraw from his case. Scarlett sees Justin in a clinch with a potential buyer for Salt. Leah accepts a drink from a customer. 
16:008 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Rory feels under pressure during basketball try-outs, because he knows his dad would have been proud to see him on the team. (S2 Ep 7) 
16:308 Simple Rules The First Thanksgiving It's Thanksgiving and Cate is determined to raise the morale of her family by planning a culinary treat. (S2 Ep 8) 
17:00According to Jim Sitcom starring James Belushi about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. When Cheryl gets mugged while shopping, Jim goes into protective overdrive. (S2 Ep 18) 
17:30According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. A childhood buddy of Jim's makes a pass at his wife. (S2 Ep 19) 
18:00Neighbours Hamish plans to escape the country in the Brennans' boat, but will Tyler agree to go with him? As rumours about Courtney grow, Terese fires her, unaware that others are listening. 
18:30Home and Away Scarlett ends her relationship with Justin. After a failed attempt to stand, Mason declares that he never wants to see Brody again. Coco and Jennifer are suspended for fighting. 
19:00Now That's Funny Clip show, featuring animals behaving uncannily like humans, a spry senior dancing man, and a baby's extraordinary reaction to bacon! (S2 Ep 3) 
20:00When Sharks Attack A look at recent shark attacks in Southern California, where, until recently, beachgoers had nothing to fear except sunburn. (S1 Ep 1) 
21:00The Equalizer Film Crime thriller starring Denzel Washington and Chloe Grace Moretz. A retired tough guy returns to his old ways to protect a young prostitute from Russian gangsters. (2014) 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05The Equalizer Film Crime thriller starring Denzel Washington and Chloe Grace Moretz. A retired tough guy returns to his old ways to protect a young prostitute from Russian gangsters. (2014) 
23:45Hijacked: Terror In The Sky Documentary series. In 1985, a regular stop in Athens for TWA flight 847 turned into a three-day nightmare due to members of the Hezbollah terrorist group. (S1 Ep 1) 
00:40South Park Comedy animation based in the small backward town of South Park. Everyone is agitated by the collapse of the economy, so Randy suggests that they should do without. (S13 Ep 3) 
01:10Aftermath Fantasy drama. An extinction-level event is two hours away, but Karen is determined that the family will stay together. (S1 Ep 13) 
02:05Badass Brides Series meeting brides-to-be who take it to extremes. (S1 Ep 7) 
03:00Badass Brides Series meeting brides-to-be who take it to extremes. UK meets Russia as Cheryl weds her childhood sweetheart Roman, but mother of the bride Wendy is making all the decisions. (S1 Ep 8) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
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