This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Friday, December 15 2017

05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Paul Zenon is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:203rd Rock from the Sun Romeo & Juliet & Dick When Tommy asks Dick to direct his high school production of Romeo and Juliet, Dick takes the job too seriously. Officer Don tries to sort out Mary's parking tickets. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun Guilty as Dick While doing a favour for Mary Albright, Dick sprains his ankle and discovers the power of guilt when she feels bad about him being in pain. Harry moves into a tree house. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun Dick on One Knee Sally's French friend Michel asks her to marry him so he can stay in the United States. As the wedding plans take shape, Tommy finds he has a talent for flower arranging. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Sweet Charity When Debra forces Ray to do some charity work at a local hospital, he ends up enjoying himself because the patients treat him like he's a celebrity. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Meeting the Parents Robert is caught in a compromising position by Amy's parents when they turn up unannounced at her apartment. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Plan When Amy puts Robert in charge of selecting his wedding invitations, Ray suggests he botch it so that Robert will be let off the hook with their wedding plans. 
09:00Frasier The Show Where Diane Comes Back When Diane visits Seattle, Frasier is torn between his feelings for her and his resentment from when she ditched him at the altar. 
09:35Frasier A Word to the Wise Guy Maris needs Niles' help and he thinks it's a chance to get back together with her. But he has to gain a favour from a shady character in order to assist her. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay travels to Orange County in southern California to try to save Italian restaurant Luigi's from a disaster caused by family arguments, lazy shortcuts and unappetising food. 
11:00Jamie's Festive Feast Jamie Oliver celebrates the lazy winter days at the end of the year. Filmed at his Essex home, Jamie's wind-down foods include perfect winter warmers, such as his oozy cheesy pasta. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes sport and weather. 
12:05Kirstie's Handmade Christmas Christmas is about kids, so Kirstie makes the ultimate handmade gift: a doll's house sure to delight. She also learns to make windbackerai: a magical meringue tree decoration from Austria. 
12:15Kirstie's Handmade Christmas Kirstie Allsopp brings together four of the most creative Christmas cake crafters in Britain for inspiration. 
12:25Christmas Magic Film (2011) Romantic fantasy. An accident in a snowstorm leaves a workaholic event planner's life in a supernatural limbo. Before she can cross over, she must help a struggling single father. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Paul Zenon is in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00Lost and Found A nervous lurcher has lost her appetite, so staff rebuild her confidence and weight. A long-coat Chihuahua is found on the streets, as staff try to work out what's caused her blindness. 
16:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Laura Hamilton helps Justine Gilbert find a new home on Florida's spectacular Gold Coast for her budget of 140,000, so she can be closer to her children who live in the US. 
17:00Kirstie's Handmade Christmas Kirstie Allsopp's Christmas HQ hosts a competition to build the best gingerbread house. Also, there are tips on cake icing and a new take on the traditional Christmas wreath. (5/10) 
18:00The Simpsons Pay Pal Marge decides not to befriend anyone else after Homer offends their charming new British neighbours, but then Lisa declares that she doesn't need playmates either. (S25 Ep20/22) 
18:30Hollyoaks Holly and Tom question why Milo has been hiding information. He eventually opens up, but will he reveal the whole truth? 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Jamie and Jimmy's Friday Night... ...Feast Jamie Oliver helps Sarah Millican cook her favourite microwave meal from scratch. Jimmy builds a soft-serve ice cream machine. And the boys champion British rose veal. (S5 Ep4/12) 
21:00Gogglebox Britain's favourite opinionated TV viewers share their sharp, insightful, passionate and sometimes emotional critiques of the week's biggest and best shows. (S10 Ep15) 
22:00The Last Leg Adam Hills, Alex Brooker and Josh Widdicombe examine the biggest stories of the week with celebrity guests including Jon Hamm and Rag'n'Bone Man performing Human. (S12 Ep12) 
23:05First Dates Tattooed yoga lover Jack, vibrant 70-year-old fashion stylist Christine and Stetson-wearing Simon from Dallas are among the diners looking for love in this episode. (S9 Ep12) 
00:10Monsters: Dark Continent Film (2014) Violent sci-fi. Four soldiers are sent on a perilous mission after alien species colonise areas of the Middle East. With Johnny Harris and Sam Keeley. Sex/strong language/drug use. 
02:15Humans In the aftermath of the Silo tragedy Karen takes matters into her own hands. Can Niska leave her family? Joe leaves Laura shell-shocked, while Hester seeks revenge on Leo. (S2 Ep8/8) [SL] 
03:10Grand Designs Australia A couple build a home on a working sheep property at Ilford in the central tablelands of New South Wales using simple materials that resonate with the rural setting. 
04:05Location, Location, Location Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp revisit globetrotter Matt in Windsor, and Justin and Deborah in Sheffield, to see what a few new additions to the family did for their house-hunting dreams. [SL] 
05:00Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Phil Spencer is in Bath, helping a couple whose property has been on the market for an incredible five years. He also meets Sam and Maria, whose back garden looks like a builder's yard. [SL] 
05:55Kirstie's Handmade Christmas If you're looking for ideas for your Christmas tree, then Kirstie Allsopp has lined up some of the most creative people around for inspiration.