This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Thursday, March 30 2017

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Nina Hossain is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:45The King of Queens Dark Meet Carrie and Doug reminisce about their first Thanksgiving together, when Doug first met Arthur and his wife Lily. 
07:10The King of Queens Twisted Sitters Doug and Carrie babysit Deacon and Kelly's son Kirby, but he catches them in a compromising position on his parents' bed. 
07:35The King of Queens Work Related Doug and Deacon compete to play the best practical joke, and Arthur is offered a job at Carrie's office... 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Misery Loves Company Debra and Ray are annoyed by the over-the-top affection that Robert and Amy express towards each other. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Contractor Debra persuades Ray to hire Gianni to do some DIY work in their kitchen, but they both come to regret it due to their friend's laziness. 
09:05Frasier Dinner at Eight Frasier and Niles decide to take Martin out for a tip-top meal but end up at his favourite restaurant - the Timber Mill House of Beef. 
09:35Frasier I Hate Frasier Crane When Frasier becomes the target of a hate campaign organised by a local newspaper columnist, Martin and Daphne encourage him to fight back. 
10:05Undercover Boss USA Ex-undercover boss Eric Casaburi brings together six former participants in the series who were 'busted', 'nearly busted' or 'self-busted' while working in disguise among their own staff. 
11:00Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Jack's Waterfront, at St. Clair Shores, Michigan, is a lakeside restaurant in a popular summer spot. The views from the tables are fantastic, but the food fails to match them. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes sport and weather. 
12:05Vet on the Hill South London vet Dr Scott Miller treats a rescue cat with a fused jaw. There's also a school visit to help goats Jack and Jill. (S3 Ep1/8) 
13:05Posh Pawn Prestige Pawnbrokers boss James hopes to sell a Tiger Moth biplane for ?70,000. A lord and lady are after big money for luxury handbags and a guitar signed by the Rolling Stones. (S4 Ep4/6) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Nina Hossain is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Fifteen to One Sandi Toksvig hosts the notoriously tough quiz as 15 contestants compete for a place in the final and the chance to be crowned Fifteen to One Grand Champion. 
16:00Sun, Sea and Selling Houses Sailing enthusiasts Andy and Dee Hayford have travelled all over the world. Now they plan to buy a holiday home in Spain big enough to house them, their two daughters and grandchildren. 
17:00Couples Come Dine with Me In East Sussex, one guest reveals an apparent Royal 'connection', in a week full of good food, wine tasting and sing-a-longs, but which couple will bag the grand? 
18:00The Simpsons When You Dish Upon a Star Homer becomes a personal assistant to Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin, but things get nasty after Homer tells everyone where they live. 
18:30Hollyoaks James has been locked out of his flat all night after Mercedes stole his keys. Scott wakes up next to Mercedes after a sleepover, overjoyed as their devious plan starts to come together. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Great British Buildings... ...Restoration of the Year: Kevin McCloud and Dr Anna Keay cover the Victorian section of the award long-list, from a country house to a fake castle and a Welsh pump house. (Ep2) 
21:00Three Wives, One Husband Abel Morrison has three wives and 11 children. His newest wife, Marina, is heavily pregnant, and his second wife, Beth, is struggling with Marina's demands on Abel's attention. (Ep2/4) 
22:00Eyewitness In the first episode of a complex, atmospheric Norwegian thriller from Walter Presents, a violent crime is committed at a remote quarry but it's seen by two teenage boys. In Norwegian/subs. 
23:2024 Hours in A&E A CT scan reveals some unexpected news for lorry driver Neil, who's fallen off a ramp. Ben's dislocated his shoulder in a cycling accident. Wendy has an open ankle fracture. (S12 Ep19) 
00:20Flashy Funerals From fleets of limos to gold-plated caskets, this warm, funny and surprising documentary explores the UK's most extraordinary funerals and meets some of Britain's top funeral directors. 
01:15The World's Most Expensive Food A look at the luxury food suppliers who cater to Britain's billionaires. This episode explores how competition for the attention of the new super-wealthy market drives innovation. (Ep2/2) 
02:05Bare Knuckle Fight Club Channel 4 uncovers the shocking underground world of bare knuckle fighting, with access to a fight club where men from all walks of life square up against each other in bloody battles. 
03:15Secrets of Coca-Cola Channel 4 Dispatches Dispatches investigates Coca-Cola, one of the world's most iconic brands. [SL] 
03:45Unreported World Marcel Theroux investigates the resurgence of the Russian Orthodox Church, accompanied by a movement that promotes family, God and country, but which has a darker, intolerant side. (Ep2/8) [SL] 
04:10Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Phil is in Grappnehall, Warrington, helping Colin Brunold sell his four bed house that has been on the market for five months, addressing some dodgy d?cor and a chimney problem. 
05:05Fifteen to One Sandi Toksvig hosts the notoriously tough quiz as 15 contestants compete for a place in the final and the chance to be crowned Fifteen to One Grand Champion. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Nina Hossain is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.