This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Saturday, August 17 2019

05:55The King of Queens Veiled Threat Carrie and Doug reminisce about their wedding after finding a memento of the event. 
06:20The King of Queens Oxy Moron Carrie is upset when, on a bumpy plane landing, Doug takes the only available oxygen mask. Things don't go as well as hoped for Spence with the hot Brazilian exchange student. 
06:50The King of Queens Depo Man Carrie is embarrassed when Doug is called as an expert witness for a case she is working on. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence fight over Holly, the attractive dog walker. 
07:15The Big Bang Theory The Fuzzyboots Corollary Leonard is depressed when he discovers that Penny is seeing someone, so he summons up the courage to ask a woman out on a date. (S1 Ep3/17) 
07:40The Big Bang Theory The Luminous Fish Effect Getting fired forces Sheldon to ponder life outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his reverie. (S1 Ep4/17) 
08:05The Big Bang Theory The Hamburger Postulate Leonard fears he's wasting his time on Penny and ends up making a connection with Leslie. Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine. (S1 Ep5/17) 
08:30Young Sheldon A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish A neighbourhood feud erupts between the Coopers and the Sparks family when the Sparks' new dog terrorises Sheldon. (S1 Ep20/22) 
09:00Young Sheldon Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza Sheldon is busy obsessing over the status of Meemaw's budding relationship with his mentor Dr John Sturgis. (S1 Ep21/22) 
09:25The Simpsons A Streetcar Named Marge Marge gives the performance of a lifetime in a musical version of A Streetcar Named Desire. 
09:55The Simpsons Lisa the Beauty Queen Lisa enters the Little Miss Springfield beauty pageant to prove a point, and with coaching from Bart, she comes second. 
10:25The Simpsons Tree House of Horror III The Simpsons' Halloween Special III: The Simpsons throw a Halloween party during which Lisa, Grampa and Bart each tell a scary story. 
10:55Four in a Bed This week's competition starts at the Brighton Surf Hotel, where Jeremy Mann and his Russian wife Elena hope their hands-off hosting style will win the day, despite the lack of breakfast. 
11:25Four in a Bed The second visit is to Number 16, in Greenwich, London, owned by actor and antiques dealer Robert Gray, who charms with his hosting but Jan and Les find the dusty decor off-putting. 
11:55Four in a Bed At the Fleur de Lis in Sandwich, Kent, hosts Jan and Les Fisher are convinced that their traditional place will impress their guests. But Robert is bent on revenge. 
12:30Four in a Bed The week's last visit is to The Barn at Dale End House near Matlock in the Peak District, owned by Sarah Summers. Sarah is dreading Robert's arrival, but all the guests are bowled over. 
13:00Four in a Bed It's the final day in the competition and the owners meet for the last time to find out what they've been paid. There's harsh criticism, accusations of play-acting, and even tears. 
13:30Live Rugby Union: Wales vs England Wales host England at the Principality, as both sides' preparations for the World Cup intensify. Lee McKenzie is joined by Sam Warburton and Ugo Monye for pitch-side analysis. 
16:30Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are in Bournemouth, helping two single parents looking to bring their families together, as well as a family who are stuck in a rental rut. (Ep4) 
17:35Portrait Artist of the Year 2019 Nine semi-finalists battle for three spots in the final as they get four hours to paint jazz star Courtney Pine at Hackney's Round Chapel. Stephen Mangan and Joan Bakewell host. (Ep9/10) 
18:30Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:00Secrets of Egypt's Valley of... ...the Kings: When Egyptologists find a sphinx in an ancient quarry, it reveals clues about great female pharaoh Hatshepsut and leads them to the magnificent temple of Karnak. (Ep2/4) 
20:00Hidden Britain by Drone... ...Heatwave Special: A roasting summer has uncovered huge finds from the parched landscape. Sir Tony Robinson meets the archaeologists and drone pilots recording this transient phenomenon. 
21:00Miss Peregrine's Home for... Film ...Peculiar Children: (2016) Eva Green and Asa Butterfield star in Tim Burton's fantasy adventure. A teenager enters the magical but scary and violent world his grandfather grew up in. 
23:25Exodus: Gods and Kings Film (2014) Drama. Christian Bale and Joel Edgerton star in Ridley Scott's account of Moses' attempt to free the Hebrews from Egyptian slavery and lead his people to the Promised Land. 
02:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits New Jersey to rescue Italian restaurant Leone's, which has been run into the ground by the owner's son during her long illness. 
03:00Hollyoaks Omnibus The Maalik family's Eid celebration turns nasty and Ste is very shocked by the level of intimidation that Stuart and Jonny inflict upon the family. It's Jack and Breda's secret wedding day. [SL] 
05:05Kirstie's Handmade Treasures Kirstie Allsopp's battle in the afternoon tea tent at the Devon County Show is not for the faint-hearted. What will the judges think of her scones and unconventional kumquat éclairs? [SL] 
05:20The £100K Drop Davina McCall is joined by David and Jon, a couple from Torquay, and Grimsby couple Millie and Scott. Will either pair take home the cash? (S3 Ep24)