This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Saturday, February 25 2017

05:25Fifteen to One Sandi Toksvig hosts the new series of the notoriously tough quiz as 15 contestants compete for a place in the final and the chance to be crowned Fifteen to One Grand Champion. 
06:20Mobil 1 The Grid Mobil 1 The Grid returns for the 2017 motor sport season, kicking off with a profile of Red Bull Racing's Aussie ace Daniel Ricciardo and a look behind the scenes at the WRC's Rally Sweden. 
06:45The King of Queens Like Hell Doug and Carrie begin to worry that none of their colleagues at work seem to like them very much. 
07:10The King of Queens Sandwiched Out Doug is jealous when Deacon has a sandwich named after him. Guest starring Neil Sedaka as himself. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond The Sneeze Much to Debra's annoyance, Marie mollycoddles Ray when he thinks he's coming down with something. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Christmas Present Ray buys Debra an elaborate Christmas present in the hope that she'll let him go on a golfing weekend. 
08:30Frasier Bla-Z-Boy An accident leaves a mess on Frasier's carpet and breaks Martin's chair, while Niles gives piano lessons to a talented Roz and a not-so-talented Daphne. 
09:00Frasier The Two Hundredth Episode Frasier celebrates his 200th radio broadcast and has tapes of every show except one. But it turns out an obsessive fan has the recording. 
09:30The Big Bang Theory The Deception Verification Leonard returns early from his research expedition as a surprise for Penny, but Sheldon becomes upset that he wasn't in on the secret. (S7 Ep2/24) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Scavenger Vortex Raj organises an epic and demanding scavenger hunt for the group of friends, designed to test their scientific knowledge and common sense. (S7 Ep3/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Raiders Minimization Amy ruins one of Sheldon's favourite films by pointing out a flaw in the storyline. Raj and Stuart decide to create online dating profiles. (S7 Ep4/24) 
11:00The Simpsons Homer at the Bat Homer and his homemade bat lead the power plant softball team all the way to the championship game against the Shelbyville Gladiators. 
11:30The Simpsons Separate Vocations Bart's career aptitude test suggests he should become a policeman, so he goes on a ride-along with Eddie and Lou, and decides that being a cop is cool. 
12:00Jamie and Jimmy's Friday Night... ...Feast Jamie Oliver and Jimmy Doherty cook a feast with comedian John Bishop. Jamie makes green Thai curry and lasagne. (S4 Ep1/8) 
13:00Come Dine with Me Devon. First to host is Hannah, who hopes to impress with a menu of taste sensations, but her technique may not tickle the taste buds of all her guests. (Ep1/5) 
13:30Come Dine with Me Devon. BMX fanatic Simon hopes an evening of big portions and 'man' food will bag him the top spot. But how will his guests react to his problematic pastry? (Ep2/5) 
14:00Come Dine with Me Devon. Pascale prepares a Vietnamese menu for her guests, but Hannah discovers an unwanted guest in her main course. (Ep3/5) 
14:30Come Dine with Me Devon. Host Nick prepares a menu that represents his personality - big, bold and brash. But will his venison impress? (Ep4/5) 
15:00Come Dine with Me Devon. Ajay hopes her nautically themed evening will see her sail to victory. Along with a seafood spread, Ajay's also laid on a boat trip around Torquay harbour for her guests. (Ep5/5) 
15:30A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun Gillian and Paul Clarke from Stockport have their hearts set on a retirement holiday home on Spain's Costa Cálida. Jonnie Irwin shows the couple five properties for their budget of £45,000. 
16:30Location, Location, Location Kirstie helps first-time buyer Tim in Oxford, where average prices are 14 times average salary. Phil is in Gloucestershire where a family need a home with a studio and granny annexe. (Ep6) 
17:35Grand Designs Simon and Jasmine Dale want to build a three-bed Grand Design on a hill in rural Pembrokeshire, with only £500 in the bank, and be self-sufficient in five years. Is it possible? 
18:30Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:00Penelope Keith's Favourite... ...Villages In this beautiful one-off, Penelope Keith looks back at the hidden villages she has visited across Britain and puts together a selection of her favourites. 
20:00Great Canal Journeys Timothy West and Prunella Scales island-hop their way through the Hebrides, visiting Tobermory, Iona, the Isle of Jura, and lastly the magical nine-mile Crinan Canal. (S5 Ep3/3) 
21:00Dawn of the Planet of the Apes Film (2014) Sci-fi action-adventure sequel with Gary Oldman, Toby Kebbell and Andy Serkis. Human survivors of a deadly simian flu clash with a mighty civilisation of intelligent apes. Violence. 
23:35Surrogates Film (2009) Sci-fi action-thriller with Bruce Willis, Radha Mitchell and Rosamund Pike. By 2025, people's daily lives are delegated to lookalike robots. But they hide a dark secret. Violence. 
01:15Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA This programme features the dramatic conclusion to the saga of Boston eatery La Galleria 33, as Gordon gives restaurant owners and sisters Rita and Lisa with an ultimatum. (S6 Ep2/16) 
02:05Hollyoaks Omnibus Ste turns to John Paul when he has a problem with Harry. Sienna sees Shane receiving a bag of cash, Joel witnesses an abduction, and Neeta helps Sally prepare for speed dating. [SL] 
04:15Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free Kirstie Allsopp and the team help young lovers Fern and Peter to transform their empty flat into a brilliant space for entertaining, with the help of some crafty upcycling. 
04:25Phil Spencer: Secret Agent In Bishop's Stortford, Hertfordshire, Phil helps a working mum and her teenage twins to prepare their house for an open viewing in just one week. 
05:20Fifteen to One Sandi Toksvig hosts the new series of the notoriously tough quiz as 15 contestants compete for a place in the final and the chance to be crowned Fifteen to One Grand Champion.