This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Friday, August 18 2017

06:00Poppy Cat Animation. Zuzu is entertaining everyone with his jokes - but will they work with the squirrels of the Silent Forest, who have never been seen to laugh? (S1 Ep 21) 
06:10Puffin Rock Animation. Mossy and Silky unintentionally ruin Oona's burrow-building practice. But she soon misses her friends when she finds a place to practise alone. (S2 Ep 21) 
06:20Simon Animation. It's super windy, and the boys' kites are flying high - except Simon's. But when Gaspard gets carried away by his kite, Super Simon races to the rescue. (S1 Ep 21) 
06:25Bob the Builder Animation. Bob divides his team in two to build hotdog stands outside the stadium, but Scoop mistakes their friendly rivalry for fierce competition and causes chaos. (S2 Ep 46) 
06:35Fireman Sam The adventures of Fireman Sam and his friends. The residents of Pontypandy gather in the park for the annual town festival. (S10 Ep 20) 
06:50Thomas and Friends CGI animation. Daisy gets a good-natured new goods engine named Ryan to help her out with some of her passenger duties. (S20 Ep 7) 
07:00Milkshake Monkey Live action series about an inquisitive puppet. Milkshake! Monkey hurts his foot on a stone and decides to visit a shoe shop to get some protection for his feet. (S4 Ep 9) 
07:05Shimmer and Shine Animated series. Zeta uses the magical size gem to shrink everything in Zahramay Falls, including Leah, Shimmer and Shine! (S2 Ep 18) 
07:20Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy must work fast to discover why all the balloons for a special festival in Toyland have disappeared. (S1 Ep 43) 
07:35Paw Patrol Animation. When all the tyres on the Adventure Bay school bus blow out, Ryder volunteers to use the Paw Patroller as a substitute school bus. (S3 Ep 16) 
07:50Rusty Rivets Animated series about a young engineer who solves problems by creating awesome machines. Rusty and Ruby build a cupcake-flinging machine that goes out of control. (S1 Ep 20) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI-animation. Unusual items are being stolen from all over Applecross Wood. Since everyone in town seems to be a victim, who can this elusive robber be? (S1 Ep 29) 
08:15Peppa Pig Animation. Madame Gazelle gets Peppa and her playgroup friends to dance to all different styles of music. (S5 Ep 8) 
08:25Peppa Pig Captain Daddy Dog Animated series about a lovable little pig. Mummy Dog and Danny are very excited! Captain Daddy Dog is home from the sea, and he's bearing gifts! (S4 Ep 15) 
08:35Mofy Animation. After dreaming about a land with the biggest and best acorns in the world, Lee and Sioux go on an adventure to find 'Acornland'. (S1 Ep 35) 
08:45Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Redbeard's Rainbow Children's animation series. Captain Squid thinks that rainbows are a pirate's best friend - until he tries to hide his treasure. (S2 Ep 40) 
09:00Floogals Animation. When a strange light emanates from under the covers of the Girl Hooman's bed, the Floogals discover the joy of making shadow puppets. (S1 Ep 15) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show 
11:15The Yorkshire Vet Documentary series. Some aggressive alpacas need castrating. Other patients include an oversexed Yorkshire terrier, a young lamb, racing pigeons and a stray cat with a broken leg. (S3 Ep 4) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Celebrity Big Brother All of the action from the Big Brother House as the celebrity housemates have their every move and mood monitored and manipulated. (Ep 17) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Brody gives Ziggy a lift to the city, but after receiving a shock she returns to Summer Bay. Zannis is back. John and Marilyn discover the reasons behind Raffy's rebelliousness. 
13:45Neighbours Paige has some advice for Mark, unaware that he spent the night with Elly. Gary learns Nick's secret agenda. Karl causes friction at his first committee meeting as leader. 
14:15NCIS Road Kill US crime drama series. The suspicious death of a petty officer leads the agents to an underground street-fighting organisation and a zealous neighbourhood-watch group. (S6 Ep 10) 
15:15Jesse Stone: Sea Change Film Crime drama starring Tom Selleck and Jane Adams. To ensure that he does not fall back into his old drinking habits, Jesse Stone tries to solve an old case. (2007) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Paige has some advice for Mark, unaware that he spent the night with Elly. Gary learns Nick's secret agenda. Karl causes friction at his first committee meeting as leader. 
18:00Home and Away Brody gives Ziggy a lift to the city, but after receiving a shock she returns to Summer Bay. Zannis is back. John and Marilyn discover the reasons behind Raffy's rebelliousness. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:0020 Moments That Rocked the 80s Clip show. Cherie Lunghi recalls the headline-grabbing events of the turbulent 80s, many of which had an impact not just in the UK but across the globe. 
20:30Celeb Big Brother: Live Eviction Emma Willis has all the action from the Big Brother House as one of the housemates is shown the door. (Ep 18) 
22:00New: Make Or Break? It's decision time in Paradise for the five remaining couples - will their relationships be a Make or a Break? (Ep 10) 
23:05New: Celeb Big Brother's Bit... ...On The Side. Celebrity panelists and an audience of CBB fans debate the hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show. Presented by Rylan Clark-Neal. (Ep 15) 
00:05Cricket On 5: Eng Vs WI-Day 2 Highlights of the second day of the First Test between England and the West Indies from Edgbaston, the first Day/Night Test to take place in England. 
01:00SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10Celeb Big Brother: The Eviction Emma Willis has all the action from the Big Brother House as one of the housemates is shown the door. (Ep 18) 
04:30House Doctor Ann Maurice presents more home improvements for properties that are proving difficult to sell. A two-bedroom cottage in Leicestershire receives an affordable makeover. [SL] (S5 Ep 7) 
04:55Divine Designs Paul Binski presents the series examining fascinating artefacts and works of religious art. He visits a Greek Orthodox church in the heart of London. (S2 Ep 14) 
05:20Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 26) 
05:45Chinese Food in Minutes Chinese cookery show. Today's guests are a couple of cheesemongers eager to spice up their kitchen repertoires. On the menu are steamed wine sea bass and hot-and-sour soup. [SL] (S1 Ep 3) 
06:00Poppy Cat Animation. The gang pile into the hot air balloon to return a lost bumblebird chick to his mum, together with some mysterious flags that have fallen to earth. (S2 Ep 22)