This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Thursday, March 30 2017

06:00Pip Ahoy! Look What the Wind Blew In Animation about a puppy named Pip who lives in Salty Cove. It is the morning after a big storm and the beach is littered with flotsam and jetsam. (S1 Ep 39) 
06:10Driftwood Bay Animation. Someone seems to be pilfering precious objects on Driftwood Bay. Puffin is sure that he knows why they are vanishing - but no-one will listen to him! (S1 Ep 43) 
06:20Little Princess What's Wrong With Gilbert? Animation based on the picture books. When Teddy Gilbert's leg falls off, the princess decides not to play with him any more in case he breaks again. (S1 Ep 18) 
06:30Paw Patrol Animation. While the pups prepare for a tree dedication ceremony, Alex sets up his own mini-Patrol and recruits Chickaletta, Cali, Turtle and Bunny. (S3 Ep 3) 
06:45Bob the Builder CGI animation. Bob and the team are asked to build a wind farm to power the Sea Life Center, but Scoop gets overambitious and causes damage to some of the turbines. (Ep 40) 
06:55Fireman Sam Dilys's Big Surprise Animation. Norman suddenly realises that he has forgotten Dilys's birthday! James suggests organising a surprise party, which Norman thinks is a great idea. (S7 Ep 19) 
07:05Thomas and Friends Luke's New Friend Up at the Blue Mountain Quarry Luke finds a scared young deer, so he tries to get the other engines to work quietly. But that is not an easy thing to do. (S17 Ep 8) 
07:20Milkshake Monkey Preschool series starring an inquisitive puppet. Milkshake Monkey's friends have a surprise for him at the Rare Breeds Farm. (S3 Ep 20) 
07:25Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. When Zeta steals Princess Samira's necklace, the girls must get it back before the sorceress finds its special power. (S2 Ep 7) 
07:35Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. The toys are visiting Fuse's workshop for a check-up. They are fine when they go in, but they are all wonky when they come out. (S1 Ep 22) 
07:50Paw Patrol Pup and the Very Big Baby CGI animated series. There's a beached baby whale in Adventure Bay! Can the Paw Patrol work together to reunite it with its mother? (S1 Ep 4) 
08:05Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Nanny Plum's Lesson Impish animation. Nanny Plum teaches the girls some important fairy rules. However, when she is blown away, Ben, Holly and Gaston come to her rescue. (S1 Ep 13) 
08:15Digby Dragon Animation. When a spell goes wrong, Ben and Holly grow to human size! Now they are able to play with Lucy and her friends and want to stay big forever! (S2 Ep 23) 
08:30Peppa Pig Hospital Pig tales. Peppa and her playgroup friends go with Madame Gazelle to visit Pedro Pony, who is poorly in hospital. (S3 Ep 32) 
08:40Peppa Pig Spring Pig tales. Grandpa Pig organises a chocolate egg hunt for Peppa and her friends. Will the piglets track down the treats? (S3 Ep 33) 
08:50Wissper CGI-animated series about a seven-year-old girl who talks to animals. Ellington the elephant's loud singing is keeping all the other jungle animals awake. (Ep 38) 
09:00Toot the Tiny Tugboat Animated children's series. When Blue Claw the crab mistakes another seagull for Gus, it's up to the real Gus to rescue Blue Claw before he ends up in trouble. (S1 Ep 41) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. West End star Darren Day will join Matthew, Yasmin Alibhai-Brown and Richard Fairbrass to debate the top issues of the day. 
11:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Dr Bulger is trying to work out why her diabetic patient Sarah's insulin levels are sky high. Delving deeper, Dr Bulger learns that Sarah has not eaten properly in three months. (S4 Ep 2) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Police Interceptors Documentary series. Gordo and Dan unleash their tasers to help arrest a knife-wielding teenager, and Jim leads five units to box in a car suspected of carrying drugs. (S12 Ep 2) 
13:15Home and Away Leah finally snaps and lets rip at Zac, but Billie overhears. Evelyn invites Matt and Ellie on a Greek sailing holiday. Zac's former editor Sam Webster is back. 
13:45Neighbours Leo and David learn that their mother is coming to Erinsborough and decide to confront her about their father's identity. Sheila realises that she has made a terrible mistake. 
14:20NCIS US crime series. While investigating the murder of a seaman who was set to testify before a grand jury, the NCIS team uncovers the resurgence of a human-trafficking ring. (S13 Ep 13) 
15:15Fatal Fiance Film Thriller starring Jenny Wade and Jordi Vilasuso. A woman joins a hard-nosed reporter to clear the name of her fiance, a suspect in a murder case. (2016) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Leo and David learn that their mother is coming to Erinsborough and decide to confront her about their father's identity. Sheila realises that she has made a terrible mistake. 
18:00Home and Away Leah finally snaps and lets rip at Zac, but Billie overhears. Evelyn invites Matt and Ellie on a Greek sailing holiday. Zac's former editor Sam Webster is back. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Derek regrets renting out a room to Kellie, and Peter from the council gets a call about a man living in a shed. (S2 Ep 8) 
20:00New: On Benefits:Britain's Most... ...Most Married Man. 67-year-old Ron believes his ninth wife, Cristel from the Philippines, will care for him in his old age, and Gwyn dreams of a life on the ocean waves. (S4 Ep 3) 
21:00New: Rich House, Poor House House-swapping documentary series. Bristol's Caddy family, who spend 1700 per week, trade places with the Williams family of Weston-Super-Mare, who are on a 110 weekly budget. (S1 Ep 1) 
22:00Dirty Dancing Film Classic starring Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey. A spoiled 17-year-old learns a lot about life from the hotel dance instructor during a family summer holiday. (1987) 
23:005 News Update National and international news. 
23:05Dirty Dancing Film Classic starring Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey. A spoiled 17-year-old learns a lot about life from the hotel dance instructor during a family summer holiday. (1987) 
00:05SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10Tony Robinson: Coast to Coast Hands-on history travelogue. Tony visits the Lake District, where he gets an exclusive tour of the only inhabited island on Derwentwater and learns how to cook chutney. (S1 Ep 2) 
04:00Britain's Greatest Bridges Documentary series. Rob Bell tells the story behind the design and construction of Brunel's famous bridge over the picturesque Avon gorge at Bristol. [SL] (S1 Ep 3) 
04:45House Doctor Property guru Ann Maurice visits the market town of Frome to find out why no one can secure a sale for a grade two listed home. Her diagnosis? It's all about defining space. [SL] (S3 Ep 20) 
05:10House Busters Janet Ellis invites three experts to 'heal' a house. For five years a family has suffered erratic sleep patterns, electrical problems and unsettling experiences. [SL] (S2 Ep 6) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S3 Ep 4) 
06:00Pip Ahoy! Animation. When a new radio controlled plane arrives for Pip, Skipper helps him put it together and take it for a test flight on the beach. (S1 Ep 41)