This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, January 17 2018

06:00Puffin Rock Animation. Oona joins Papa on her first big fishing trip - but diving for fish is difficult when it's windy and the seagulls are hungry for fish too. (S2 Ep 14) 
06:10Poppy Cat Animation. Poppy takes the friends to Noodle Land, so that Zuzu can test his wooden racing car on a miniature track made out of noodles. (S2 Ep 45) 
06:20Simon Animation. While trying to help Grandpa pick tomatoes, Simon tears out an entire plant! Grandpa laughs, but Simon is determined to prove that he is not clumsy. (S1 Ep 52) 
06:25Bob The Builder CGI animation. Scoop is jealous when Ace pays attention to newbie Shifter, who keeps making mistakes. He decides to make mistakes too, with disastrous results. (S3 Ep 12) 
06:35Fireman Sam CGI-animation. Norman and Mandy find a penguin that has escaped from Newtown Zoo and decide to take it home, without Dilys's knowledge. (S10 Ep 19) 
06:50Thomas and Friends CGI animation. James likes to show off and be the centre of attention, but one day he shows off so much that the Fat Controller takes his coaches away! (S20 Ep 8) 
07:00Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Willy's owner tries everything to get him to learn to stay and fetch. Teddy is learning to walk on the lead for the first time. (S1 Ep 8) 
07:05Paw Patrol Animation. Mayor Humdinger swipes the PAW Patroller to watch his favourite TV show. The pups need to get it back, and save that meddling mayor too! (S3 Ep 2) 
07:20Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. A new ruler mysteriously appears in Toy Green and begins building a huge castle. (S1 Ep 42) 
07:35Peppa Pig Animation. Madame Gazelle and the playgroup are sharing their favourite nursery thymes, from singing Little Bo Peep to marching along with The Grand Old Duke of York. (S5 Ep 20) 
07:45Peppa Pig The Eye Test Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa's friend Pedro wears glasses. Peppa thinks she might need glasses too, so Mummy Pig takes her to the optician. (S2 Ep 16) 
07:50Floogals Animated series about three pocket-size aliens on planet Earth. The Floogals find themselves in a sticky predicament when the Boy Hooman builds a model rocket. (S1 Ep 3) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI-animation. Digby decides that he's no good at being a dragon, so he tries being a fairy, a goblin or a squirrel instead. (S1 Ep 9) 
08:20Rusty Rivets Ten-year-old Rusty Rivets invents his way out of every problem by turning old parts and objects into weird and wonderful contraptions! (S1 Ep 8) 
08:35Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. The girls meet a Lightning Genie and help him catch his bolt. (S2 Ep 15) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Elf and Fairy Party Animation. Lucy celebrates her birthday with a party. Lucy's Dad does a magic show but things get a bit out of hand when Holly and her friends join in. (S2 Ep 34) 
09:05Mofy Animated series. It is Lee and Sioux's birthday, so Mofy and her friends decide to throw a party. They were born on the same day, and they soon start to quarrel. (S1 Ep 27) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Returning with a brand new look and studio, Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. 
11:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational reality series. Two patients arrive with problems associated with mountain climbing. One is planning to play a rugby match on the summit of mount Kilimanjaro. (S3 Ep 15) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15The Hotel Inspector Godolphin Arms Hotel, Newquay Documentary series. Alex is in Newquay in Cornwall to try to persuade a 71-year-old hotelier to become more hard-nosed. (S9 Ep 8) 
13:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Ziggy and Mason find a gun and more cash concealed in the car. VJ discovers that Mick has requested a paternity test for Luc. VJ considers his future life after school. 
13:45Neighbours Shane sets up a meeting with an entrepreneur who is interested in his generator, but a mistake by Gary may his chances of investment. Rory finds a way to spend time with Aaron. 
14:15NCIS US drama. The team investigates the cold-blooded murder of a devoutly religious marine in what appears to be a hate crime. (S7 Ep 10) 
15:15A Murderer Upstairs Film Thriller starring Josie Davis and Tiera Skovbye. A teenager's stepmother starts to suspect that her daughter may be a killer. (2017) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Shane sets up a meeting with an entrepreneur who is interested in his generator, but a mistake by Gary may his chances of investment. Rory finds a way to spend time with Aaron. 
18:00Home and Away Ziggy and Mason find a gun and more cash concealed in the car. VJ discovers that Mick has requested a paternity test for Luc. VJ considers his future life after school. 
18:305 News Tonight The national and international news, including reports, live updates and interviews. 
19:00Traffic Cops Action-packed documentary series. Traffic Cops in Bradford pursue a team of suspected car thieves at speeds of 80mph. (S1 Ep 5) 
20:00New: GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series. A patient who has anxiety and depression as a result of the abuse she has received from her neighbours seeks advice. (S5 Ep 25) 
21:00New: Celebrity Big Brother All the action from inside the Celebrity Big Brother House. (Ep 18) 
22:00New: When Beyonce Met Jay-Z Cultural commentators, fans and journalists look at how music's power couple came together, and how their relationship has survived a wealth of scandals and speculation. 
23:05New: Celebrity Big Brother's... ...Bit On The Side. Celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans debate the hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show. Presented by Rylan Clark-Neal. (Ep 12) 
00:05Body Freaks: Make Me a Perfect 10 Documentary tells the remarkable stories of British people hooked on risky cosmetic procedures in the pursuit of body perfection, like Sam who had Botox at just 17. 
01:00Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10GPs: Behind Closed Doors Reality series. Nurse Sarah takes the stitches out of Elliot after he was stabbed. Doctor Claire makes sure that Amanda's wounds do not get infected after she donated a kidney. (S3 Ep 14) 
04:00Get Your Tatts Out: Kavos Ink Documentary series. Mates Kieran, Andy and Connor hit a tattoo studio after a nights heavy drinking only for Connor to wake up the next day with a 'Burger Nipple'. [SL] (S1 Ep 4) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series. Californian interior designer Ann Maurice works her magic on a house on a busy road in Wandsworth, London. [SL] (S2 Ep 9) 
05:10Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 15) 
05:35Divine Designs Documentary series. Paul Binski looks at the changes in church art from the crudeness of the 14th century to the sophisticated style of the 15th. [SL] (S2 Ep 4) 
06:00Puffin Rock Animation. Oona is too ill to join Baba, Mossy and May on a ladybird-spotting trip, so they decide to bring one back for her - but catching a ladybird isn't easy. (S2 Ep 15)