This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Thursday, September 21 2017

06:00Hollyoaks Scott's lying gets out of hand, while Courtney and Jesse begin to bond. 
06:30Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's wee sister has been let loose on the internet resulting in some very cheeky, if a bit less rude, video clips. Featuring the best golf fail ever and some dancing squirrels. 
07:00Charmed Something Wicca This Way Comes The first episode in series one of the supernatural US drama about a family of good witches from San Francisco: three sisters named Phoebe, Prue and Piper. 
08:00Melissa & Joey Toxic Parents Mel dates a divorced guy whose ex-wife happens to be going out with Joe, but a disagreement soon arises over custody of the former couple's son. (S3 Ep2/16) 
08:30Melissa & Joey Inside Job When Joe gets a new job at City Hall he soon finds himself caught up in another potential financial scandal, which could put Mel's career at risk. (S3 Ep3/16) 
09:002 Broke Girls And the Not Broke Parents Deke invites Max and Caroline to join him and his rich parents for dinner at their lavish home, but Max feels uncomfortable and tongue-tied. (S3 Ep20/24) 
09:302 Broke Girls And the Wedding Cake Cake Cake Max and Caroline have their work cut out when they agree to make a wedding cake for a bride who just can't decide what she wants. (S3 Ep21/24) 
10:00Baby Daddy Strip or Treat Ben, Danny and Tucker's plans to attend the biggest Halloween celebration in the city fall through, so they decide to gatecrash a party. (S4 Ep21/22) 
10:30Baby Daddy It's a Wonderful Emma Feeling grumpy about all the fuss and upheaval surrounding the yuletide season, Ben makes a wish that Christmas had never existed. (S4 Ep22/22) 
11:00How I Met Your Mother Canning Randy Marshall is guilt-ridden after firing his incompetent assistant. Zoey enrols in Ted's class and manipulates his students into taking her side over the Arcadian building. 
11:30How I Met Your Mother Natural History When the gang attends a black-tie fundraiser at the Natural History Museum, Ted runs into Zoey, and sees a whole different side to her. 
12:00The Goldbergs The Spencer's Gift Erica is jealous of Barry's outstanding performance when they both get after-school jobs at Spencer's gift shop selling novelty presents. (S4 Ep14/24) 
12:30The Goldbergs So Swayze It's Crazy When Adam tries his hand at acting, an agent decides he's only good for 'nerd' roles, so Beverly sets out to turn him into a heartthrob. (S4 Ep15/24) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Hofstadter Isotope Leonard is devastated when Stuart from the comic book shop chats Penny up. Even worse, she doesn't mind. Sheldon tries to scupper the budding romance. (S2 Ep20/23) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Convention Conundrum After the guys miss out on Comic-Con tickets, Sheldon decides to hold his own comic book convention. The girls take tea at an upmarket hotel. (S7 Ep14/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Bad Influence When Joe and Ryder sell Mel's old belongings, they accidentally dispose of a very personal item. Mel and Joe are forced to turn to crime to get it back. (S3 Ep12/16) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Teach Your Children Joe works out an alternative payment plan when he begins dating Candice, the mother of one of the students he is tutoring to earn extra money. (S3 Ep13/16) 
15:00Baby Daddy You Give Real Estate a Bad Name Bonnie competes with her ex-boyfriend for the chance to be the real-estate agent responsible for a celebrity penthouse sale. (S4 Ep9/22) 
15:30Baby Daddy A Love/Fate Relationship Tucker is unhappy with his love life, so Ben and Bonnie invent a glamorous secret admirer to give him some much needed confidence. (S4 Ep10/22) 
16:002 Broke Girls And a Loan for Christmas Max and Caroline get a bank loan so that they can mass-produce their cupcake T-shirts to sell at high-end boutiques. (S4 Ep7/22) 
16:302 Broke Girls And the Fun Factory Max and Caroline select a factory to produce their T-shirts, but become suspicious after meeting the overly enthusiastic employees. (S4 Ep8/22) 
17:00The Goldbergs The Circle of Driving US comedy about an 11-year-old boy documenting his life in 1980s suburbia with his parents' video camera. Barry wants driving lessons. (S1 Ep1/23) 
17:30The Goldbergs Daddy Daughter Day A day out with Erica at the roller-skating rink leaves Murray wishing he hadn't asked his daughter to confide in him about her life. (S1 Ep2/23) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Guitarist Amplification Sheldon feels annoyed when Leonard and Penny argue about Penny's male friend staying over and he has to act as peacemaker. (S3 Ep7/23) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Adhesive Duck Deficiency Leonard, Raj and Howard go on a camping trip that alters their minds. Penny dislocates her shoulder when she slips in the shower. (S3 Ep8/23) 
19:00Hollyoaks Neeta and Hunter are paired together for an art project, but they're in danger of being caught when they get too close for comfort. 
19:30New: All Star Driving School Brand new series: The celebs have a mock driving test and assess their reflexes in the treacherous multi-hazard car park, where they have to dodge any dangers that cross their paths. (Ep4) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Recollection Dissipation Sheldon collaborates on two projects - one with Leonard and Howard, plus another with Amy - pushing himself to the limit. (S10 Ep20/24) 
20:30New: Kevin Can Wait Brand new series - Sting of Queens Part 1: Kevin revisits an undercover police assignment, Donna's up for a promotion, Kendra gets accepted into law school and Chale lands a new job. (Ep23) 
21:00New: Body Fixers Brand new series: This time in the pop-up clinic, Daniel's skills are put to the test with Caitlin's home-dyed hair disaster. And Dr Esho goes to work on a massive 12 inch scar. (S2 Ep7) 
22:00New: Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: Charlotte and Frankie hit Blackpool. Bobby has another date with Jack. There's a new arrival as Hollywood's Courtney Stodden jets in from LA looking for love. (S3 Ep13/19) 
23:00The Big Bang Theory The Locomotive Manipulation Love is in the air when Amy manages to convince Sheldon to join her for a romantic train trip to Napa Valley to celebrate Valentine's Day. (S7 Ep15/24) 
23:30The Big Bang Theory The Table Polarization Leonard buys a dining table for the flat, but Sheldon objects to such a big change inside his home. Howard gets the chance to return to space. (S7 Ep16/24) 
00:00Tattoo Fixers Will needs Lou's help covering a famous face in an intimate place. Jay assists glamour model Gigi, who has the initials of not one, but two exes on her breast. (S1 Ep9/9) 
01:05Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: Charlotte and Frankie hit Blackpool. Bobby has another date with Jack. There's a new arrival as Hollywood's Courtney Stodden jets in from LA looking for love. (S3 Ep13/19) 
02:05First Dates The dating series continues. Can Jayden hide his Don Juan ways from Isabel? Will estate agent John give Sarah, who's deaf, the butterflies in the stomach she's hoping for? (S3 Ep2/6) 
03:00Body Fixers Brand new series: This time in the pop-up clinic, Daniel's skills are put to the test with Caitlin's home-dyed hair disaster. And Dr Esho goes to work on a massive 12 inch scar. (S2 Ep7) 
03:55Kevin Can Wait Brand new series - Sting of Queens Part 1: Kevin revisits an undercover police assignment, Donna's up for a promotion, Kendra gets accepted into law school and Chale lands a new job. (Ep23) 
04:15Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's wee sister has been let loose on the internet resulting in some very cheeky, if a bit less rude, video clips. Includes a walrus exercising and a belly-dancing Wookiee. 
04:40How I Met Your Mother Canning Randy Marshall is guilt-ridden after firing his incompetent assistant. Zoey enrols in Ted's class and manipulates his students into taking her side over the Arcadian building. 
05:00How I Met Your Mother Natural History When the gang attends a black-tie fundraiser at the Natural History Museum, Ted runs into Zoey, and sees a whole different side to her. 
06:00Hollyoaks Tracey wants Grace to go away with her, but Grace has other more sinister plans. Scott is reunited with an old face, and Tegan questions Courtney's motives.