This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Saturday, September 26 2020

06:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. 
06:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. 
07:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. 
07:30The Simpsons Homer Defined Homer falls asleep on the job, unaware that a nuclear meltdown is occurring in the plant. (S3, ep 5) Also in HD 
08:00The Simpsons Like Father, Like Clown Bart and Lisa try to reunite Krusty The Clown with his estranged father, Rabbi Krustofski (Jackie Mason). (S3, ep 6) Also in HD 
08:30The Simpsons Lisa's Pony Homer buys Lisa a pony that the family can ill afford. (S3, ep 8) Also in HD 
09:00Modern Family Fizbo Calamity ensues as the Dunphys throw Luke a party. It's a memorable day, especially when Cam shows up as Fizbo the clown... Derogatory language/flashing images. (S1, ep 9) Also in HD 
09:30Modern Family Undeck The Halls In this seasonal special, Claire and Phil go all Grinch-y, and Lily is taken to see Santa. Mild language/violence. (S1, ep 10) Also in HD 
10:00Modern Family Up All Night Javier Delgado, Manny's infamously unreliable dad, stirs up trouble in the Pritchett household. Guest starring Benjamin Bratt. Infrequent mild language. (S1, ep 11) Also in HD 
10:30Soccer A.M - Live Fenners and Jimmy are with Tom Huddlestone, Katie Chapman and Locksmith. Plus, Chelsea boss Frank Lampard joins Tubes to discuss his football milestones in First, and much more. Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Human Traffic A special agent falls off the grid during an undercover assignment and the team must work alongside the LAPD on a case involving human trafficking and drugs. (S2 ep 1) Also in HD 
13:00NCIS: Los Angeles Black Widow The team track a highly-specialised hit squad that takes out a special agent on assignment. The NCIS officers must apprehend the squad before the next target is set. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD 
14:00NCIS: Los Angeles The NCIS team jumps into action when video surveillance footage shows an ambush on a vehicle transporting Marines in the desert. Nate returns from his mystery assignment. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
15:00Gillette Soccer Sat: Live Scores Join the Sky Sports panel for all the latest updates from today's football around the country, with the latest scores and analysis as the action unfolds. Also in HD 
17:00Russian F1 GP: Qualifying Hlts The qualifying session from the 2020 Russian Grand Prix, held at the Sochi Autodrom, as drivers compete to get on pole position ahead of the race. Also in HD 
18:45The Simpsons Saturdays of Thunder Homer's determined to turn around his dismal performance as a dad, and endeavours to help Bart build a race car. (S3, ep 9) Also in HD 
19:10The Simpsons Flaming Moe's Homer gives Moe the recipe for a unique alcoholic drink, but when it turns into a sensation, Moe takes all the credit. Featuring the guest voices of Aerosmith. (S3, ep 10) Also in HD 
19:35The Simpsons Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk When Mr Burns sells the nuclear power plant, Homer loses his job. (S3, ep 11) Also in HD 
20:00A League Of Their Own Romesh, Jamie and Freddie are joined by Jonathan Ross, Tony Bellew, Jade Jones and Alan Carr for another episode of madcap panel show mayhem. (S15, ep 6) Also in HD 
21:00Beverly Hills Cop III Film Eddie Murphy returns as streetsmart detective Axel Foley, tracking a cop killer to an LA amusement park. Action comedy sequel. Strong language/violence/flashing images. (1994)(99 mins) Also in HD 
23:00The Russell Howard Hour Russell delves into new government measures and conspiracy theory QAnon, and chats to award-winning journalist and author Elizabeth Day about failure. (S4, ep 3) Also in HD 
00:00Two Weeks To Live Unaware of the threat of Jimmy's mysterious daughter, Kim fights back against her mother and demands they go for a trip - to the seaside. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
00:30Prodigal Son Pied-A-Terre With Martin in solitary confinement and the FBI buzzing all over the case, Malcolm tries to build a social life. Violence/distressing scenes. (S1, ep 9) Also in HD 
01:25S.W.A.T. Sea Legs The team looks for an officer who was abducted during a failed operation. Bereft of information, Chris struggles to comfort the officer's parents. (S3, ep 9) Also in HD 
02:20Avenue 5 Was It Your Ears? Ryan and Billie try to find out what's behind a constant beeping. Judd gets another bright idea and Rav turns to the president for help. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD 
02:55Avenue 5 Are You A Spider, Matt? Judd calls on Ryan to help him charm an uber-wealthy passenger. Meanwhile, Rav deals with the fallout as the ship hits the media. (S1, ep 7) Also in HD 
03:30Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S3, ep 13) 
04:00Air Ambulance ER Series following the incredible work of the UK's air ambulance services. Medics fight to save a man's life following an accidental overdose. Last in series. (S2, ep 6) Also in HD 
05:00Air Ambulance ER Series following the incredible work of the UK's air ambulance services. The team go to the rescue of a lumberjack who has fallen from height. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
06:00The Hour Of Power Tune in for an inspirational boost of positive thinking in this colourful religious broadcast. Also in HD