This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Friday, February 15 2019

06:00Monkey Life Woolly monkey Piquita may be expecting a new arrival, while Marmosets Hazel and Solomon meet a new arrival themselves. The park receives five unusual nocturnal guests. (S10, ep 2) Also in HD 
06:30Monkey Life There's a special delivery as Alison goes to collect a group of five loris, all the way from Hong Kong, and orang Gordon shows off his skills on the high wire. (S10, ep 3) Also in HD 
07:00Animal 999 Fascinating insight into the work that goes on behind the scenes at Scotland's leading animal welfare organisation, the Scottish SPCA. (S5. ep 3) Also in HD 
07:30Animal 999 Fascinating insight into the work that goes on behind the scenes at Scotland's leading animal welfare organisation, the Scottish SPCA. (S5. ep 4) Also in HD 
08:00Brit Cops: Rapid Response Action-packed documentary following rapid response officers, the fastest cops in Britain, as they crack down on crime. Time is of the essence! (S3, ep 10) 
09:00Babylon 5 Shadow Dancing White Star and a military force from the Non-Aligned Worlds square up against the Shadow forces. (S3, ep 21) 
10:00Stargate SG-1 Fragile Balance When a teenage boy claiming to be Colonel O'Neill turns up at the SGC, the team begins an investigation. Unfortunately, time is not on young Jack's side. (S7, ep 3) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Found Callen and co launch into action after receiving video evidence of Special Agent Dominic Vail being held hostage. Blood is spilled, and the team is changed forever. (S1, ep 21) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Hunted When the secretive transfer of a terrorist in army custody is compromised, the team must track down the suspect before he flees the country. (S1, ep 22) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Ka 'aelike (The Deal): Five-0 race to save Chin from execution after he is kidnapped by a vengeful drugs cartel. Grover goes undercover to investigate a murder. (S7, ep 12) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Ua ho'i ka 'opua i Awalua (The Clouds Always Return to Alawua): Murder strikes a police convention on the island, just as Max prepares to bid the team farewell. (S7, ep 13) Also in HD 
15:00Brit Cops: Rapid Response Action-packed documentary following rapid response officers, the fastest cops in Britain, as they crack down on crime. Time is of the essence! (S3, ep 5) 
16:00Modern Family A Hard Jay's Night Plans for a chilled evening at Jay's turn out to be anything but. Plus, Mitch doesn't like a wedding gift made by Cam's dad. Flashing images/strong language. (S5, ep 19) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Australia Get ready for another eventful family holiday as the Pritchett-Dunphy-Tuckers head Down Under. Moderate sex references/flashing images. (S5, ep 20) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Homer signs up for the nuclear power plant's softball team. Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Anthology Of Interest #2 When the Professor fine tunes his 'What If' machine, Bender discovers what life would be like as a human, and Fry experiences life as a video game. (S4, ep 3) 
18:00Futurama Love And Rocket As Valentine's Day approaches, Bender's romance with the Planet Express ship puts the crew in jeopardy. Guest starring Sigourney Weaver and Lucy Liu. (S4, ep 5) 
18:30The Simpsons Lisa's Sax Homer and Marge recount how Lisa became the proud owner of a saxophone. Featuring the special guest voice of Fyvish Finkel. (S9, ep 3) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror VIII Homer battles killer mutants after Springfield is destroyed by a nuclear blast and a matter-transportation device melds Bart with a housefly. (S9, ep 4) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons The Cartridge Family Homer purchases a handgun to protect his family. (S9, ep 5) Also in HD 
20:00New: The Simpsons New & Exclusive. My Way or the Highway to Heaven: As the Springfield crowd recall their divine encounters, God and St Peter question what it takes to enter the Pearly Gates. (S30, ep 3) Also in HD 
20:30New: Modern Family New & Exclusive. A Sketchy Area: Phil drops by Luke's college and leaves with a big career idea. Mitch gets sketched in court... and he's not happy with how he looks. (S10, ep 3) Also in HD 
21:00New: Rob & Romesh Vs... ... Superstar DJs. New & Exclusive. Pals Rob and Romesh dance into the jet-setting, deck-spinning world of superstar DJs as they meet some of the world's greatest mixmasters. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
22:00New: Late Late Show Best Of... ...The Week with James Corden. New & Exclusive. James duets with Alicia Keys and takes off When Harry Met Sally with Billy Crystal. With Matt LeBlanc, Will Arnett, Hailey Bieber and Beck. Also in HD 
23:00A League Of Their Own - ... New & Exclusive. Best Bits: From kicking out a can-can to bungee jumping off a dam, Freddie and Jamie's road trip gave us plenty of laughs. Relive all the hilarious highlights. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD 
00:00The Russell Howard Hour New & Exclusive. Join Russell as he puts his unique spin on current affairs, chats with documentary maker Stacey Dooley, and gets into the ring with comedian Joe Lycett. (S2, ep 12) Also in HD 
01:00Just Another Immigrant New & Exclusive. The Final Push: With two weeks until the show, a desperate Romesh is up for anything that will shift tickets... even his mum and uncle's weird publicity stunts. (S1, ep 9) Also in HD 
01:35Just Another Immigrant New & Exclusive. The Greek: Romesh and co head to the Mexican border for a last shot at selling some tickets. Then, it's time for the big gig. But how many will show up? (S1, ep 10) Also in HD 
02:10Living The Dream There's bad news for Mal when Mayor Hermann Bloch vows to shut the park if he's re-elected. There must be someone who will run against him... (S2, ep 6) Also in HD 
03:05The Force: Manchester The fast-paced documentary series following the 999 work of Greater Manchester Police returns. Officers raid a Rochdale property that's believed to house a cannabis factory. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
04:00Babylon 5 And The Rock Dried Out Londo uses G'Kar and Vir in a deadly scheme to try to gain power in the Centauri royal court. (S3, ep 20) 
05:00Futurama Where The Buggalo Roam Amy's boyfriend Kif tries to impress her parents by going after those who rustled their 'buggalo' livestock on Mars. (S4, ep 6) 
05:30Futurama A Pharoah To Remember Bender's longing to be remembered motivates him to become a tyrannical Pharaoh on Osiris 4. (S4, ep 7) 
06:00Modern Family And One to Grow On Phil tries to share his love of dance with an unenthusiastic Luke, and Mitch and Cam enter the cutthroat world of wedding venue-booking. (S5, ep 11) Also in HD