This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Tuesday, September 19 2017

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Janet Street-Porter is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:45The King of Queens Wild Cards Doug and Deacon make an impromptu trip to Atlantic City to go gambling while Carrie takes Arthur to a Broadway musical. Neither trip goes smoothly... 
07:10The King of Queens Big Dougie Doug decides to mentor an underprivileged child but is unhappy with the boy he is assigned. Especially when he ends up enrolled for a 10km run... 
07:35The King of Queens Soft Touch Doug takes the extremely unwise step of signing up to a pyramid scheme. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Breakup Tape When Debra finds a cassette that contains a message from Ray's college girlfriend, she wants to know why he has kept it for so many years. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Talk to Your Daughter Ray is ready to speak with Ally about the facts of life, but finds out that she is now more interested in knowing the meaning of life. 
09:00Frasier The Apparent Trap When Lilith drops Frederick off at Frasier's house for Thanksgiving, Frederick asks her to stay for dinner. But strange things start to happen... 
09:35Frasier Back Talks Frasier's back goes, and his prescribed medication causes him to lose his faculties and tell Daphne a long-held secret. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon goes to a husband-and-wife-run high-end bistro. Dictatorial chef and owner Andy has cooked for celebrated chefs in the past, but since opening Le Bistro has lost his passion. 
11:00Coast vs Country Daniel and Nicolette want to move from Peterborough to the wide open spaces of East Anglia, but while Nicolette loves a vibrant coastal community, Daniel wants a peaceful rural retreat. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes sport and weather. 
12:05Couples Come Dine with Me In and around Newcastle, Jamie and Georgi think Laura and Kevin's steak and chips is too basic, but is that just their posh palette? And someone's dessert almost goes up in flames! 
13:05French Collection Villeurbanne and Norwich Steph transforms a table with wallpaper decoupage, Leah shows she's the Queen of shabby chic, and Darren blow dries a taxidermy badger. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Janet Street-Porter is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Cheap Cheap Cheap Manager Barry goes fishing without leaving the Store, three bunches of flowers could be worth ?8500, and Noel meets himself from the future. 
16:00A Place in the Sun John and Alison from Devon are at a crossroads. Alison wants to spend six months of the year in Dorset, while John would happily relocate to Tenerife. Laura and Jonnie are on hand to help. 
17:00Come Dine with Me In Southampton and Portsmouth, the week begins with a touch of Bollywood, as competitive Nicky serves a menu celebrating the cuisine of her native India to guests Lynda, Jamie and Graham. 
18:00The Simpsons Donnie Fatso Homer is jailed for bribing an official, but an FBI investigator offers to reduce his sentence if he agrees to go undercover as an informant spying on gangster Fat Tony. 
18:30Hollyoaks Jesse proposes to Darcy again in front of the family. Scott is filled with jealousy, while the memory of Bart looms over Joel. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00The Great British Bake Off For the very first time on the show, it's caramel week, with three sticky challenges for the bakers, including a super sweet signature and a double Dutch technical. (Ep4/10) 
21:15Celebrity Island with Bear Grylls The celebrities are still without shelter and ravaged by bites and lack of sleep. Melody wants her own bed, and Ryan Thomas and Iwan Thomas search for food. (S2 Ep4) 
22:20Gogglebox What do the Goggleboxers think of Naked Attraction, Strictly, Dragons' Den, Shed of the Year, Fatal Attraction, 100 Year Old Driving School and 999: On the Frontline? (S10 Ep2) 
23:25Britain's Benefit Tenants The series meeting the lettings agents dealing with private landlords and benefit tenants. In the North East, ex-pub landlord Rob tries to track down missing tenants. (Ep2/3) 
00:20Bestival 2017: Music on 4 Music and more from the magical Bestival site at its new home in Dorset. The first of two shows features a performance by Rag 'n' Bone Man. (Ep1/2) 
00:50Bestival 2017: Music on 4 Music and more from the magical Bestival site at its new home in Dorset. The second of two programmes features a performance by The xx. (Ep2/2) 
01:15Lego Masters The five teams head for the great outdoors, competing to build the best brick display in an Essex woodland, including a Madagascan crocodile. Guest judge is comedian Bill Bailey. (Ep3) 
02:10Location, Location, Location Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp revisit two couples who were previously going through major lifestyle changes. For one it was the birth of a child, and for the other it was a lottery win. [SL] 
03:05WWII's Great Escapes: The... ...Freedom Trails: Monty Halls retraces the routes of great escapes from Nazi territory. In Slovenia, Monty learns the story of the war's most successful mass escape of Allied PoWs. (Ep1) 
04:00Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb Three homeowners in Sheffield have one week to turn their houses around as they try to win an offer from buyers Grant and Lindsey. (Ep 6/9) 
04:55Building the Dream Charlie Luxton meets Liz and Robin in Sussex. Plans for their three-bedroom home include a Gone with the Wind-style staircase and a balcony that's perfect for Romeo and Juliet. (S1 Ep8/11) 
05:50Jamie's Comfort Food Jamie Oliver takes the nation's favourite dishes to the next level. In this episode Jamie cooks toasted cheese sandwiches. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Janet Street-Porter is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.