This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, May 22 2018

06:00The Middle Valentine's Day III Frankie decides to spend Valentine's Day with her friends and their spouses at a fancy restaurant, but Mike manages to mess up. Brick has to write a paper on love. (S3, E15) 
06:20The Middle The Concert Justin Bieber is coming to Indianapolis and Sue is desperate for tickets, Mike trains Brick for the school spelling bee, and Axl and his friends attempt to break a speed limit. (S3, E16) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Undateable Three's a Crowd Justin must pull out all the stops after he realises Nicky has eyes for some-one else. Meanwhile, Leslie tries to make amends with Shelley after she disses Detroit. (S1, E03) 
09:30Undateable The Switch The guys see the tables turn as Justin flaunts his new girl, whilst Danny is played at his own game by his college friend, and all Brett wants is some bath-time with Justin. (S1, E04) 
10:00Friends The One Where Eddie Won't Go Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, moves out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. (S2, E19) 
10:30Friends The One Where Old Yeller Dies Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys share their feelings on park benches, work in a fast food drive-thru, and try to persuade innocent bystanders to participate in a dance with them. (S3, E06) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys reveal strange devices to focus groups, try to use people as pillows and try to persuade grocery shoppers not to purchase the items they want. (S3, E08) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to convince people of the existence of obscure places, pick their "poison" in a park and try to find a house sitter despite the other guys. (S3, E09) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys shake hands with strangers, spin the "Wheel of Doom", and work at a hibachi restaurant. The loser has to pose as a psychic in front of a crowd. (S3, E10) 
12:55Friends The One Where Eddie Won't Go Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, moves out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. (S2, E19) 
13:30Friends The One Where Old Yeller Dies Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20) 
14:00The Middle The Sit Down Axl, Sue, and Brick feel that Frankie nags them too much and Mike makes crazy punishments. The kids want a chance to show their parents that they can be responsible. (S3, E17) 
14:30The Middle Leap Year Sue thinks her parents are planning a big surprise party, Frankie learns that Mike has been taking care of a stray cat, Brick develops a crush, and Axl becomes very bored. (S3, E18) 
15:00The Middle The Paper Route Brick takes a job delivering newspapers to save up enough money to buy night vision goggles. Elsewhere, Frankie discovers that Mike has been hoarding batteries. (S3, E19) 
15:30The Middle Get Your Business Done Frankie is inspired by a pastor who wants people to live without regrets, Axl gets crushed by Brick at Air Hockey, and Sue starts a babysitting service. (S3, E20) 
16:00Friends The One Where Eddie Won't Go Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, moves out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. (S2, E19) 
16:30Friends The One Where Old Yeller Dies Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20) 
17:00Bob's Burgers Sacred Couch When Linda convinces the Belchers to not replace their old couch with a new one, Louise decides to take matters into her own hands. (S6, E09) 
17:30Bob's Burgers Lice Things Are Lice A head lice infestation breaks out in Wagstaff when Tina volunteers as a nurse. Meanwhile, Bob tries to make improvements to the new bar stool seats in his restaurant. (S6, E10) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys share their feelings on park benches, work in a fast food drive-thru, and try to persuade innocent bystanders to participate in a dance with them. (S3, E06) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys reveal strange devices to focus groups, try to use people as pillows and try to persuade grocery shoppers not to purchase the items they want. (S3, E08) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to convince people of the existence of obscure places, pick their "poison" in a park and try to find a house sitter despite the other guys. (S3, E09) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys shake hands with strangers, spin the "Wheel of Doom", and work at a hibachi restaurant. The loser has to pose as a psychic in front of a crowd. (S3, E10) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Mommy Nearest Will's mother is in town after a broken engagement with Robert. She tells Will that after he graduates, he can move back to Philadelphia. But Will doesn't want to... (S3, E13) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Winner Takes Off In an attempt to get back at Geoffrey, Will and Carlton give him a fake lottery ticket and trick him into thinking he won $26,000,000. As a response, Geoffrey quits! (S3, E14) 
21:00Lee Evans Live At Her Majesty's... ...Theatre. Lee Evans delivers a wealth of classics including his "How To Be a Comic" self-help vinyl and the mumble your wife makes just after an argument. This award-winner is where it all began! 
22:20South Park: Season 18 The Magic Bush Cartman and Butters spy on Craig's mum using a drone. When the recording they made goes viral on the internet, the people of South Park decide an army of drones is needed! (S18, E05) 
22:45South Park: Season 18 Freemium Isn't Free The Canadian government is making money from a "free" Terrance & Phillip app. No one told Terrance and Phillip! Meanwhile, Randy discovers Stan is addicted to the game! (S18, E06) 
23:15Rick and Morty Big Trouble in Little Sanchez Summer asks Rick to transport his mind into a teenager to shield her from vampires at school. Beth and Jerry go the extra mile to sort out their relationship. (S2, E07) 
23:40Rick and Morty Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate: Jerry is faced with the difficult decision of losing his manhood in order to save an alien leader from imminent death. Werner Herzog guest voices. (S2, E08) 
00:10The Cleveland Show Fat and Wet Cleveland Jr. and Kendra fight discrimination against fat people, and Rallo nearly drowns in the new pool while Cleveland is supposed to be watching him. (S2, E06) 
00:35The Cleveland Show Another Bad Thanksgiving Donna's sister Janet comes to town for Thanksgiving, hooks up with Holt, and then runs off to Las Vegas with him and leaves her two children behind in Stoolbend. (S2, E07) 
01:05Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking Jimmy knows a thing or two about making people laugh. The show is packed with one-liners, stories, and jokes. Some clever, some rude, and a few totally unacceptable. 
02:05TripTank Jeff goes on vacation for some wild alien sex, a hit man's clarinet lessons pay off, and a fairy godmother really sucks at her job. (S2, E17) 
02:30Rick and Morty Something Ricked This Way Comes Rick goes to battle with the devil, and Summer gets upset about it. Plus Jerry helps Morty with his science fair project. (S1, E09) 
03:00The Alternative Comedy Experience Acclaimed comedy show filmed in a proper comedy club with a real live audience. Featuring Josie Long, Robin Ince, Alan Parker, David Kay, and Tony Law. Stewart Lee meets the acts backstage. 
03:25The Alternative Comedy Experience Uncharitable comedian Henning Wehn is joined tonight by Stephen Carlin, Josie Long, science geek Helen Arney and quiz show supremo Paul Sinha. With interviews from the charitable comedian Stewart Lee. 
03:50The Chris Ramsey Show Tez Ilyas and Tom Rosenthal join Chris for games, challenges and banter. For this week's challenge, Chris and football legend Chris Kamara need to form a football team and get a game going. (S1, E05) 
04:10Pets Make You LOL A compilation of the most hilarious and outrageous pet-themed videos on the internet. Tonight's features parrot pranks, birds bickering, and music from our very own Pets shop boys. (S1, E02) 
04:35Bob's Burgers Sacred Couch When Linda convinces the Belchers to not replace their old couch with a new one, Louise decides to take matters into her own hands. (S6, E09) 
04:55Bob's Burgers Lice Things Are Lice A head lice infestation breaks out in Wagstaff when Tina volunteers as a nurse. Meanwhile, Bob tries to make improvements to the new bar stool seats in his restaurant. (S6, E10) 
05:15The Middle The Sit Down Axl, Sue, and Brick feel that Frankie nags them too much and Mike makes crazy punishments. The kids want a chance to show their parents that they can be responsible. (S3, E17) 
05:35The Middle Leap Year Sue thinks her parents are planning a big surprise party, Frankie learns that Mike has been taking care of a stray cat, Brick develops a crush, and Axl becomes very bored. (S3, E18) 
06:00The Middle The Paper Route Brick takes a job delivering newspapers to save up enough money to buy night vision goggles. Elsewhere, Frankie discovers that Mike has been hoarding batteries. (S3, E19)