This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, December 15 2018

06:00Malcolm In The Middle Christmas Christmas Trees A layoff at work prompts Hal to make money selling Christmas trees. Francis and Piama's peaceful holiday comes to a crashing end when Otto's relatives show up at the ranch. (S5, E07) 
06:25Malcolm In The Middle Christmas Hal's Christmas Gift Hal and Lois decide that all Christmas gifts this year should be handmade. When Hal sees the thoughtful gifts the boys made, he feels bad about his attempt and panics. (S6, E06) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Bob's Burgers The Kids Run Away Learning that she needs a filling, Louise runs away from the dentist and seeks refuge at Aunt Gail's. Linda bets that she won't last the weekend with Gail's "craziness". (S4, E19) 
09:30Bob's Burgers Gene It On Tina tries out for cheerleading, but a spirited and enthusiastic spectator Gene makes more of an impression. After biting her tongue during her audition, Tina is unable to speak. (S4, E20) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Wharf Horse (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part 1): Motivated by the promise of a new beachside burger joint, Bob conspires with Felix to convince Mr. Fischoeder to sell Wonder Wharf. (S4, E21) 
10:30Bob's Burgers World Wharf II The Wharfening (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part 2): It's Linda and the kids to the rescue when Felix takes desperate measures - putting Bob in danger! (S4, E22) 
11:00Malcolm In The Middle Christmas Christmas Trees A layoff at work prompts Hal to make money selling Christmas trees. Francis and Piama's peaceful holiday comes to a crashing end when Otto's relatives show up at the ranch. (S5, E07) 
11:30Malcolm In The Middle Christmas Hal's Christmas Gift Hal and Lois decide that all Christmas gifts this year should be handmade. When Hal sees the thoughtful gifts the boys made, he feels bad about his attempt and panics. (S6, E06) 
12:00Malcolm In The Middle Block Party Malcolm realizes the neighbourhood has been throwing a party whenever the family leaves town for their annual vacation! Otto acquires a device for "extracting seed" from a bull. (S5, E08) 
12:30Malcolm In The Middle Dirty Magazine Malcolm becomes editor of a high school magazine and the principal instructs him to censor a story. Lois encourages Hal to flirt with a new supervisor so he can keep his job. (S5, E09) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. As they continue to review their favourite moments from the past season, the guys reveal even more surprising occurrences and never-before-seen footage. (S3, E04) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work in a nail salon and engage in a round of Joker vs. Joker challenges that include giving palm readings and acting as receptionists. (S3, E15) 
14:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. This week's loser must talk trash...literally! The blind lead the blind, kisses are stolen, and how many pencils can the guys fit into pockets secretly? (S4, E01) 
14:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys lose their wives, pitch stupid inventions, and receive hugs of forgiveness. There's sweet revenge involving an angry brother and a human piñata! (S4, E02) 
15:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Which one of the fake podiatrists will see defeat? The guys convince strangers to bury strange things in a park, and must stare their way through a store. (S4, E04) 
15:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys give terrible safety presentations and attempt to persuade strangers that their online dating profiles are legit! Defeat means revealing all! (S4, E05) 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Alma Matter Will is accepted to Princeton University, but Carlton is not. At night, Carlton has a vision of his guardian angel - the actual Tom Jones! (S3, E18) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Just Say Yo Will is run down with work, school, and his girlfriend, and has trouble staying awake. He decides to take amphetamines to help him... (S3, E19) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Baby Comes Out Vivian's baby is a week late, but family members and her visiting sisters Vy and Janice are nowhere to be found when it is time to rush to the hospital! (S3, E20) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air You Bet Your Life Heavyweight boxing champ Riddick Bowe wreaks havoc with Carlton's mind and Will's face at a funky cafe-casino in Nevada. (S3, E21) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Ain't No Business Like Show Business Will lands a spot in a comedy showcase after accompanying a comic friend to an audition. Meanwhile, Vivian is away and Phillip demands attention. (S3, E22) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Way We Were Philip and Vivian are celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary and the others put together a scrapbook. (S3, E23) 
19:00Friends The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
19:30Friends The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
20:00Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
20:30Friends The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
21:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Joe sweats it when his wife pops up in a challenge and secret footage of his bachelor party makes it into the show. (S1, E16) 
21:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes ...Jokes. Going behind the scenes to find out which challenge the Jokers were desperate to try for years and how long it took to put together Murr's surprise flash mob punishment. (S1, E17) 
22:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Behind the scenes with Joe, Murr, Q and Sal to find out what crazy concoctions were too hot for TV. (S1, E20) 
22:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Find out how long it took to find a dentist to hit Murr with novocaine for the night's punishment. (S1, E21) 
23:00Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking Jimmy knows a thing or two about making people laugh. The show is packed with one-liners, stories, and jokes. Some clever, some rude, and a few totally unacceptable. 
00:00Meet the Spartans Film The Spartan king Leonidas (Sean Maguire) leads a ragtag bunch defending their homeland against invading Persians whom include the Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Autobots, and Brittany Spears! (2008) 
01:30Russell Howard: Wonderbox Russell performs his usual gleefully juvenile brand of social commentary and discusses some of the joy to be found in everyday experiences. Recorded in front of his home crowd in Bristol. 
02:30Impractical Jokers: Christmas... ...Special. Sal, Q, Murr and Joe revisit incredible show moments, showcasing their favorite "toys" and spending quality time at the mall. Plus, a special gift from the guys... 
02:55Christmas Makes You LOL Compilation show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous Christmas-based clips. 
03:40Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Shane and Lee will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S3, E06) 
04:05Takeshi's Castle Roman Kemp and ex-Geordie Shore star Vicky Pattison host the craziest show ever made, including Takeshi-ville classics Stepping Stone and Honey Comb Maze. (S5, E04) 
04:30Friends The One With The Bullies Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21) 
04:50Friends The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding Rachel agrees to be maid of honour at her ex-fiancé's wedding. Monica ponders her future with Richard after he tells her he doesn't want children. (S2, E24) 
05:15Friends The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia after her breakup with Richard. (S3, E01) 
05:35Friends The One With The Flashback When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E06) 
06:00Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21)