This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, February 19 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Tea Leaves After studying tea leaves, Phoebe believes she will encounter the man of her dreams - and she soon meets a very handsome guy, Parker (Alec Baldwin). (S8, E17) 
09:30Friends The One With The Cooking Class Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. (S8, E21) 
10:00Wipeout USA Part 2: Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Bosses and employees team up to tackle the obstacle course. (S7, E13) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers must do what they are told at a public pool, and try to convince strangers to give the thumbs-up to their absurd e-mails. (S6, E12) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys work stadium security, conduct a crime investigation class, and return to the park to test their memory again. (S6, E13) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr ham it up behind the counter of a famous NYC deli and head to Union Square where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling popsicles. (S6, E14) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose as blackjack dealers at a Connecticut casino, play another hint and guess game at the park, and go head-to-head acting as shoe shiners. (S6, E15) 
13:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air You'd Better Shop Around Will goes with Phillip and Carlton to buy a new car. Will is so persuasive with Uncle Phil that the owner of the lot offers Will a job and Will accepts. (S4, E19) 
13:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Ol' Ball and Chain: Jazz announces he's about to get married to a woman recently released from prison. When she's alone with Will, she makes a pass at him. What to do? (S4, E20) 
14:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Harder They Fall Will finds himself stranded in a mountain forest with his new girlfriend's disagreeable father, Augustus, after having crash-landed in a plane. (S4, E21) 
14:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air M is for the Many Things She Gave Me When Phil's former college girlfriend, Janice (Pam Grier), visits the Banks family, she attempts to seduce an unwilling Will. (S4, E22) 
15:00Two And A Half Men Pilot Charlie is a successful jingle writer in Malibu. His decadent lifestyle turns upside down when his down on his luck brother Alan and his son Jake move in. (S1, E01) 
15:30Two And A Half Men Big Flappy B****rds Charlie finds that Jake doesn't always do as he is told and ends up with a house full of sea gulls. Judith confuses Alan when she initiates a kiss. (S1, E02) 
16:00New: Wipeout USA Host John Henson may have lost all of his hair, but our contestants compete on hair-raising obstacles for the big prize. Our contestants include 'Big Foot Enthusiast' and 'Paid to Party'. (S7, E14) 
17:00Impractical Jokers The guys must explain their off-colour resumes while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry. (S6, E16) 
17:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q take their talents to Miami, pulling all new pranks on the beach. The guys zip around on scooters controlled by the other Jokers, and the loser has a cold blooded fate. (S7, E01) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q teach fencing, the guys trim away their dignity as hairstylists, and the punished Joker melts down during a presentation on climate change. (S7, E02) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team building seminar that's not safe for work and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, tonight's loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang. (S7, E03) 
19:00Scrubs My Brother, Where Art Thou? Brotherly love brings trouble for J.D. when Dan comes back to town, while Elliot and Carla begin moonlighting at a veterinary clinic - what would Dr Kelso think? (S3, E05) 
19:30Scrubs My Advice to You J.D. is intrigued by the appearance of the mysterious Danni (guest star Tara Reid), whilst Carla's brother, Marco, visits and does his best to aggravate Turk. (S3, E06) 
20:00Bob's Burgers The Unnatural Gene loses his confidence after playing badly during a baseball game so Linda tries to sign him up for an expensive baseball camp, while Tina becomes an espresso addict. (S3, E23) 
20:30Bob's Burgers A River Runs Through Bob The family faces the wilderness on a camping adventure, but Bob and Linda accidentally get sent downstream. The kids soon go in search of them... (S4, E01) 
21:00Bob's Burgers Fort Night Louise, Gene, and Tina go out on Halloween, but end up being held captive in their own fort. All the while being tormented by Millie, a psychotic classmate of Louise's. (S4, E02) 
21:30Bob's Burgers Turkey in a Can: Determined to have a perfect Thanksgiving, Bob meticulously prepares the family turkey. But, to his horror, he finds that someone commits an act of Thanksgiving sabotage! (S4, E05) 
22:00South Park: Season 9 The Losing Edge The boys are bored of playing baseball, and concoct a plan to lose the big play-off game. Randy trains hard to become the biggest drunken jackass at each match. (S9, E05) 
22:30South Park: Season 9 The Death of Eric Cartman Everyone decides to ignore Cartman! He is convinced he is dead and must find peace by making amends for his past sins. Will Butters' 'psychic ability' help him? (S9, E06) 
23:008 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Jessica Stevenson, Carol Thatcher, Alan Carr and Ulrika Jonsson. (S2, E07) 
23:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by David Baddiel, Ruth Badger, Alan Carr and Ulrika Jonsson. (S3, E01) 
00:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Black Friday, the Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer, and if Jesus was a stand-up comedian. (S9, E07) 
00:35Michael McIntyre At The Comedy... ...Store Michael is in top form with shopping politics, what Brits call extreme weather, Scottish money, and pregnancy tests just a few of the highlights in a classic show! 
01:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air You'd Better Shop Around Will goes with Phillip and Carlton to buy a new car. Will is so persuasive with Uncle Phil that the owner of the lot offers Will a job and Will accepts. (S4, E19) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Ol' Ball and Chain: Jazz announces he's about to get married to a woman recently released from prison. When she's alone with Will, she makes a pass at him. What to do? (S4, E20) 
02:008 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Jessica Stevenson, Carol Thatcher, Alan Carr and Ulrika Jonsson. (S2, E07) 
02:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by David Baddiel, Ruth Badger, Alan Carr and Ulrika Jonsson. (S3, E01) 
03:00Jim Jefferies: Contraband This classic show includes the original versions of notorious routines, including 'The Egg Story' and the tale of the attack Jim once endured live on stage. Not for the easily offended! 
04:00Billy On The Street: Pink Billy tests the pop culture knowledge of passerbys on the streets of New York. Games include: "Who dat?", "Pink, Meryl Streep, or Who Cares?", and "The price feels so right". Pink guests. (S2, E10) 
04:25The Middle Pilot Frankie is struggling in her career as a car saleswoman, Sue becomes part of the school choir and Brick wants Frankie to come into school dressed as a superhero for a presentation. (S1, E01) 
04:50The Middle The Cheerleader Frankie fills a car on the dealer's lot with jelly beans as a publicity stunt, Sue fails to make the swim team, and Brick is forced to "socially interact". (S1, E02) 
05:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Who's the Boss When Carlton becomes the new manager of the campus restaurant, Will refuses to work as his employee. He attempts to do so but it doesn't go well... (S4, E15) 
05:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I Know Why the Caged Bird Screams The big sports game is coming up and pranks start. Will steals the other team's statue and they retaliate by stealing Carlton, the team good luck charm. (S4, E16) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.