This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, October 19 2018

06:00Undateable Danny's Boys When the guys invest in Justin's bar, Danny starts to muscle in and take control but for once he doesn't ruin everything. Meanwhile, Burski proves his use in the gang. (S1, E12) 
06:20Undateable A Japanese Businessman Walks Into a Bar When Justin fails to break it off with his one night stand, Danny gets involved. Meanwhile, the guys devise a plan to get Lindsey's ass back. (S2, E01) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Army Buddy Reese is visited by an Army buddy who develops a crush on Lois. Hal starts feeling useless when Lois buys orthotics and no longer needs his tender loving care. (S7, E08) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm Defends Reese When Malcolm's arch nemesis and former teacher, Mr. Herkabe, crosses the line and hurts Reese's feelings one time too many, it's time for payback. (S7, E09) 
10:00Bob's Burgers The Last Gingerbread House on the Left Bob gets involved in a gingerbread house competition with Mr. Fischoeder and his friends while Linda, Teddy and the kids spread Christmas cheer. (S7, E07) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Ex Mach Tina After hurting her ankle, Tina enrolls in a program that enables her to send a robot of herself to school and the robot gives her an unexpected breakthrough with Jimmy Jr. (S7, E08) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys confess to strangers at the park, act as crummy cashiers at a grocery store, and head to the mall to play a touching game involving laser pointers. (S9, E07) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys act as inhospitable restaurant hosts and beg strangers to babysit their grandfathers. Tonight features the longest punishment in Impractical Jokers history! (S9, E08) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys steal food from customers' plates, teach languages that they don't speak, & dance with strangers at the park. (S1, E07) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pose as bakery salesmen, focus group analysts, shoe salesmen, and teach classes at a local gym. (S1, E08) 
13:00Friends The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
13:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Players like "Mr. Grinch" receive a frosty reception from the Snowplow Sweeper. (S4, E06) 
15:00The Middle Back to Summer With only three days left until summer vacation, Frankie is ecstatic that she's made it through another school year with the family. But she may have spoken too soon... (S2, E24) 
15:30The Middle Forced Family Fun (Part 1): When Mike proposes a camping trip for a family summer vacation, all Frankie can think about is the disastrous camping trip they had for their honeymoon. (S3, E01) 
16:00Bob's Burgers The Last Gingerbread House on the Left Bob gets involved in a gingerbread house competition with Mr. Fischoeder and his friends while Linda, Teddy and the kids spread Christmas cheer. (S7, E07) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Ex Mach Tina After hurting her ankle, Tina enrolls in a program that enables her to send a robot of herself to school and the robot gives her an unexpected breakthrough with Jimmy Jr. (S7, E08) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Army Buddy Reese is visited by an Army buddy who develops a crush on Lois. Hal starts feeling useless when Lois buys orthotics and no longer needs his tender loving care. (S7, E08) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm Defends Reese When Malcolm's arch nemesis and former teacher, Mr. Herkabe, crosses the line and hurts Reese's feelings one time too many, it's time for payback. (S7, E09) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys confess to strangers at the park, act as crummy cashiers at a grocery store, and head to the mall to play a touching game involving laser pointers. (S9, E07) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys act as inhospitable restaurant hosts and beg strangers to babysit their grandfathers. Tonight features the longest punishment in Impractical Jokers history! (S9, E08) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys encourage strangers to fill out their questionnaires with a broken hand in a waiting room, and then head to the market where they solicit strangers for money they don't deserve. (S9, E09) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys go face-to-face hitting the bulls-eye at a clothing store, and go head-to-head in a focus group sabotaging each other with strange inventions. (S9, E11) 
20:00New: Dumb Drivers Make You LOL Comedian selection of videos featuring motorists and motorcyclists getting into all sorts of scrapes, including show-offs behind the wheel, lucky escapes, and drivers versus the elements. (S3, E01) 
21:00Bob's Burgers Stand by Gene Gene, Louise, Tina, and their friends go on a journey to look for a mythical creature that supposedly lives nearby. Linda's competitive nature sends her into overdrive. (S6, E12) 
21:30Bob's Burgers Larger Brother, Where Fart Thou? Gene and Louise are left home alone when Tina ends up in detention, while Bob and Linda get into trouble with their accountant. (S7, E05) 
22:00South Park: Butters Is Best Butters' Very Own Episode: Butters' mum asks him to spy on his dad, however what he discovers leaves Mrs Stoch acting slightly unhinged. Will this be the end of our lil blonde haired buddy? (S5, E14) 
22:30South Park: Butters Is Best Marjorine Cartman is convinced that the girls have a device which can see into the future. The boys come up with a plan to take it. Unfortunately for Butters he's a major part of the plan. (S9, E09) 
23:00South Park: Butters Is Best Butter's Bottom B***h Oblivious to his actions, the little innocent Butters starts up 'The Kissing Company', and is soon the most notorious pimp around. Will undercover cops ruin his fun? (S13, E09) 
23:30South Park: Butters Is Best Safe Space When Cartman starts getting fat shamed on the 'net, P.C. Principle steps in to save the day - with the help of Steven Seagal! Meanwhile, Randy is enduring some charity shaming. (S19, E05) 
00:00Joel & Nish Vs The World Comedians Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar go up against the rock lifters of Tahiti in a strongman competition, where the events include a fruit race and a dance off. (S2, E04) 
01:00Bad Education Football Match Alfie reveals a hidden 'talent' when a football match between Abbey Grove and his old school approaches. Will the benefit scroungers pull it off or will Middleton's snooty boys win? 
01:35Bad Education Politics Fraser's on professional suspension after an incident involving a projector. With the school elections due to take place, Alfie's keen to show Miss Gulliver he can take politics seriously. 
02:10Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G visits the United Nations where he interviews Boutros Boutros-Ghali. Borat sings the Kazakh national anthem to a baseball crowd. (S2, E02) 
02:50Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G attempts to interest investors (including Donald Trump) in his ice cream glove. Borat learns about acting and Bruno tries to meet fashion designer Marc Jacobs. (S2, E03) 
03:20Friends The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
03:40Friends The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
04:05Rick and Morty A Rickle in Time Having restarted time, Rick, Morty and Summer are in a quantum-uncertain state of existence. An argument leads to the creation of two alternate timelines... (S2, E01) 
04:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Breaking Up is Hard to Do (Part 2): Will, Carlton, Ashley and Hilary take drastic measures to get Phil and Vivian to reconcile. (S6, E15) 
04:50The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Bowl Buster Carlton is anxious that he will never be able to live up to the kind of achievements that Phil made when he attended Princeton. So he decides to become a professional bowler. (S6, E16) 
05:15Dumb Drivers Make You LOL Comedian selection of videos featuring motorists and motorcyclists getting into all sorts of scrapes, including show-offs behind the wheel, lucky escapes, and drivers versus the elements. (S3, E01) 
06:00Malcolm In The Middle Surgery Francis organizes a hunger strike to get back the academy's TV, taken away by Spangler. Malcolm is hospitalized with appendicitis, leaving the family obsessing over a board game. (S2, E17)