This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, September 21 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode twelve couples on a first date take on the obstacle course. (S3, E01) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Sexy Dance Healing Bob must take legal action after he slips on the sidewalk and needs to pay for surgery. Gene, Louise, and Tina create a fake law firm to settle their discrepancies. (S6, E08) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Sacred Couch When Linda convinces the Belchers to not replace their old couch with a new one, Louise decides to take matters into her own hands. (S6, E09) 
11:00Malcolm In The Middle Reese's Job Reese gets a job at a fast-food joint, Dewey tries to prove himself trustworthy with a goldfish, and Malcolm finds himself eclipsed by the newest, youngest Krelboyne. (S3, E09) 
11:30Malcolm In The Middle Lois' Makeover: Lois is mortified when she learns that she performed poorly in a secret-shopper performance review, Hal beats the boys at basketball, and Francis has to deal with rats. (S3, E10) 
12:00Malcolm In The Middle Company Picnic (part 1): The family go to Hal's work picnic. Hal tries to avoid meeting the new boss but gets mistaken for him! Christina Ricci, Susan Sarandon, and Heidi Klum guest star. (S3, E11) 
12:30Malcolm In The Middle Company Picnic (part 2): Reese causes problems, Malcolm gets into trouble with a girl, and Hal finally meets his new boss. Patrick Warburton and Susan Sarandon guest star. (S3, E12) 
13:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hi-Ho Silver Will and Carlton think that the famous actress Sonya Lamor (Zsa Zsa Gabor) has stolen Vivian's silverware. Will and Carlton do a little investigating in her house... (S2, E10) 
13:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Butler Did It Philip and Vivian take a weekend vacation and leave the kids home alone, so Hilary and Carlton set up a video shoot with Bell Biv De Voe in their house... (S2, E11) 
14:00The Middle The Graduation Will Frankie and Axl make it to Axl's graduation without killing each other? Sue gets one more crack at the driving test, and Brick neglects his duties as class historian. (S4, E24) 
14:30The Middle The Drop Off Against Axl's wishes, the whole family takes him to college at East Indiana State University and helps him move into the dorm. Meanwhile, Brick keeps losing his new cell phone. (S5, E01) 
15:00The Middle Change in the Air Brick starts middle school, while Sue feels a sense of freedom without Axl around. Frankie finds out that Axl is texting Mike and not her and trys to get Axl to text her. (S5, E02) 
15:30The Middle The Potato Sue gets a job at an eatery in the mall, Frankie and Mike find out that Brick isn't going to his classes, and Axl tries to avoid his terrible roommate. (S5, E03) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Sexy Dance Healing Bob must take legal action after he slips on the sidewalk and needs to pay for surgery. Gene, Louise, and Tina create a fake law firm to settle their discrepancies. (S6, E08) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Sacred Couch When Linda convinces the Belchers to not replace their old couch with a new one, Louise decides to take matters into her own hands. (S6, E09) 
17:00Impractical Jokers The guys get a little punchy while giving boxing lessons, then head to the mall to share the gift of music with strangers. The loser delivers the right speech to the wrong audience... (S8, E05) 
17:30Impractical Jokers The guys teach a crash course in sorry behaviour, ask strangers to settle bizarre debates, and spread good news at the mall. For the loser a day at the park turns into a frightful mess. (S8, E06) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to teach a dance class and sell tickets to Broadway shows. The punishment is to answer "yes" to relationship questions written by the others! (S3, E12) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys host a taste test followed by uncomfortable survey questions, negotiate for worthless items at a flea market, and work as gas station attendants. (S3, E13) 
19:008 Simple Rules The After Party It's Prom Night. Bridget learns that the planned after party has been cancelled. Meanwhile, Kerry has published a pro-lesbian article in the school paper... (S3, E21) 
19:308 Simple Rules The Teachers' Lounge: Rory has a crush on the new exchange student and wants to go shopping for new clothes. Meanwhile, C.J. has earned access to the teachers' lounge. (S3, E22) 
20:00The Middle The 100th Mike and Frankie begrudgingly agree to drive a giant cow float in a parade as the town of Orson celebrates its 100th anniversary. Meanwhile, Sue tries to make Darrin jealous. (S5, E04) 
20:30The Middle Halloween IV - The Ghost Story: It's Halloween at the house! Sue has a sleepover with her fellow Wrestlerettes, they have a seance, and Sue see's the Santa Maria sail across the living room! (S5, E05) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a priest with a pornography habit, beauty pageant boys, a village where dying is banned, and Russell's psychic powers. 
22:00South Park: The A to Z Roger Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Foods The boys are taken to the planetarium but Cartman has other ideas and decides to audition to sing the Cheesy Poofs song on their next advert. (S2, E11) 
22:30South Park: The A to Z Kenny Dies When Kenny is diagnosed with a terminal illness, Stan takes it especially hard. Will Cartman's truck load of foetuses help with a cure? Or does he have other plans for them... (S5, E13) 
23:00Two And A Half Men Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak Alarm bells ring when Alan talks Charlie and their mother into lending him money to expand his practice. Charlie and Rose continue their affair. (S8, E15) 
23:30Two And A Half Men That Darn Priest Alan starts to feel guilty about conning his family and friends, and he and Rose come to an agreement over their respective secrets. Charlie Sheen's last ever episode. (S8, E16) 
00:00New: Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. 
01:00Workaholics Monstalibooyah The guys search for drugs, lose their clothes and try to impress girls during a weekend at TelAmeriCorp's beach condo. (S7, E03) 
01:30Billy On The Street Billy Eichner tests the music and pop culture knowledge of passersby on the streets of New York City. Games include: "Quizzed in the Face", "Cash Face", and new game "Indian or not Indian?". (S1, E08) 
02:00Impractical Jokers The guys share secrets with grocery store shoppers, team up to help customers at an art store, and try to get pictures for a fake blog. (S6, E03) 
02:30Impractical Jokers The guys spread the love as attendants in a bridal dress shop much to the dismay of the brides-to-be. Plus, they attempt to sway focus groups with fragrance campaigns that truly stink. (S6, E06) 
03:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys share their feelings on park benches, work in a fast food drive-thru, and try to persuade innocent bystanders to participate in a dance with them. (S3, E06) 
03:20Friends: Season 7 The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin Monica's gorgeous cousin (Denise Richards) unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross as they become infatuated by her good looks. (S7, E19) 
03:45Friends: Season 7 The One With Rachel's Big Kiss Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister (Winona Ryder). Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos. (S7, E20) 
04:10Rules Of Engagement Cupcake Unknowingly, Jeff consumes a cannabis cupcake from Adam's apartment and thinks he is having a heart attack. Meanwhile, Russell tricks Timmy into accompanying him on a double-date. (S7, E04) 
04:30Malcolm In The Middle Company Picnic (part 1): The family go to Hal's work picnic. Hal tries to avoid meeting the new boss but gets mistaken for him! Christina Ricci, Susan Sarandon, and Heidi Klum guest star. (S3, E11) 
04:50Malcolm In The Middle Company Picnic (part 2): Reese causes problems, Malcolm gets into trouble with a girl, and Hal finally meets his new boss. Patrick Warburton and Susan Sarandon guest star. (S3, E12) 
05:15Bob's Burgers Sexy Dance Healing Bob must take legal action after he slips on the sidewalk and needs to pay for surgery. Gene, Louise, and Tina create a fake law firm to settle their discrepancies. (S6, E08) 
05:35Bob's Burgers Sacred Couch When Linda convinces the Belchers to not replace their old couch with a new one, Louise decides to take matters into her own hands. (S6, E09) 
05:59This is Comedy Central Extra This is Comedy Central Extra 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.