This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for UK Gold on Thursday, September 26 2019

06:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home. 
07:35A Sharp Intake of Breath The Spare Part David Jason plays everyman Peter Barnes, battling life's petty frustrations. Peter tries to buy a spare part for his washing machine. S3 Ep1 
08:00A Sharp Intake of Breath Wheels David Jason stars in this vintage sitcom. Peter drives the company Mercedes car and gets detained by the police. S4 Ep1 
08:35Chef! Paris or Jamaica? Gareth is invited to Paris with Rochelle and to Jamaica with Janice - at the same time. Fortunately for him Everton comes to the rescue with a plan that just might work. S4 Ep6 
09:15As Time Goes By You Must Remember This One-hour special of the romantic sitcom including clips from past episodes. Jean and Lionel, now married, reminisce on their own. Sweet! S9 Ep5 
09:55Last of the Summer Wine Nobody Messes with Tony the Throat More tips on growing old disgracefully! Howard is concerned when Pearl starts going out every day with Nelly, and she will not say where. S31 Ep5 
10:35Last of the Summer Wine Will Stella Find True Love with Norris Fairburn? Popular sitcom, still young at heart in its 30th series! Serial groom Norris is free again - surely an ideal husband for Stella. S31 Ep6 
11:15Last of the Summer Wine Will Randolph Make a Good Impression? Another episode of senior silliness. Hobbo arrives at the river wall with Randolph, who he hopes will bring romance into Stella's life. S31 Ep7 
11:552Point4Children The Italian Job More domestic mayhem and strange twists of fate in the popular sitcom from the 1990s. An Italian exchange student causes disruption in the Porter household. S7 Ep6 
12:30Chef! Paris or Jamaica? Gareth is invited to Paris with Rochelle and to Jamaica with Janice - at the same time. Fortunately for him Everton comes to the rescue with a plan that just might work. S4 Ep6 
13:10Hi-de-Hi! A Night Not to Remember Classic sitcom. What's going on here? Jeffrey the boss gets drunk, which is somewhat out of character, and is escorted back to his chalet by Gladys. S2 Ep5 
13:50Keeping Up Appearances More twitching of net curtains in the suburban sitcom. Hyacinth arranges one of her candlelight suppers and plans to impress Emmet with her singing. S2 Ep3 
14:30Open All Hours St Albert's Day Big laughs with Ronnie Barker as miserly shopkeeper Arkwright. He invents a Saint's day so that Granville can check the pockets of a visitor suspected of shoplifting. S2 Ep7 
15:10Last of the Summer Wine Nobody Messes with Tony the Throat More tips on growing old disgracefully! Howard is concerned when Pearl starts going out every day with Nelly, and she will not say where. S31 Ep5 
15:50Last of the Summer Wine Will Stella Find True Love with Norris Fairburn? Popular sitcom, still young at heart in its 30th series! Serial groom Norris is free again - surely an ideal husband for Stella. S31 Ep6 
16:25Last of the Summer Wine Will Randolph Make a Good Impression? Another episode of senior silliness. Hobbo arrives at the river wall with Randolph, who he hopes will bring romance into Stella's life. S31 Ep7 
17:052Point4Children The Italian Job More domestic mayhem and strange twists of fate in the popular sitcom from the 1990s. An Italian exchange student causes disruption in the Porter household. S7 Ep6 
17:45Hi-de-Hi! A Night Not to Remember Classic sitcom. What's going on here? Jeffrey the boss gets drunk, which is somewhat out of character, and is escorted back to his chalet by Gladys. S2 Ep5 
18:25Keeping Up Appearances More twitching of net curtains in the suburban sitcom. Hyacinth arranges one of her candlelight suppers and plans to impress Emmet with her singing. S2 Ep3 
19:00Open All Hours St Albert's Day Big laughs with Ronnie Barker as miserly shopkeeper Arkwright. He invents a Saint's day so that Granville can check the pockets of a visitor suspected of shoplifting. S2 Ep7 
19:40Dad's Army Don't Fence Me In Mainwaring's men are sent to guard the local POW camp full of Italian soldiers. Walker can't resist pulling one of his scams and has them assembling radio parts. S5 Ep5 
20:20Dad's Army Absent Friends The platoon take part in a darts match in the pub against the ARP Wardens. But when Captain Mainwaring returns unexpectedly, Wilson has to try and get them out. S5 Ep6 
21:00The Royle Family Baby Brilliant comedy. After leaking in Topshop, Denise gets full use from one of her nipple pads. Meanwhile, to Jim's disgust, baby David makes full use of his nappy. S3 Ep1 
21:40Goodness Gracious Me The team reunite for this one-off instalment, which includes a theory that Sherlock Holmes comes from India and a startling hi-tech use for an aubergine. 
22:15Two Pints of Lager... ...and a Packet of Crisps. Ugly Babies: First series of the long-running sitcom. Jonny wants some excitement, but when Janet reveals some remarkable news, he gets more than he bargained for. S1 Ep6 
22:55Live at the Apollo Lee Nelson, Stewart Francis and Paul Chowdhry Lee Nelson plays host for another session of stand-up from the Hammersmith Apollo, introducing routines by Stewart Francis and Paul Chowdhry. S8 Ep4 
23:55Game On The Great Escape Don't answer a flat share advert from this lot! While Mandy considers moving to Bermuda, Matthew thinks of some interesting ways for her to pay him the back rent. S1 Ep4 
00:35Game On Bad Timing The naughty comedy series. Martin decides to change his life by moving out and becoming a teacher. Mandy gets bored of her relationship after it lasts a whole week. S1 Ep3 
01:15The Royle Family Baby Brilliant comedy. After leaking in Topshop, Denise gets full use from one of her nipple pads. Meanwhile, to Jim's disgust, baby David makes full use of his nappy. S3 Ep1 
01:55Upstart Crow I Did Adore A Twinkling Star Will is desperate to find a new idea for his next play, but it turns out his new patron only likes romances set in exotic foreign locations. S2 Ep3 
02:25Two Pints of Lager... ...and a Packet of Crisps. Ugly Babies: First series of the long-running sitcom. Jonny wants some excitement, but when Janet reveals some remarkable news, he gets more than he bargained for. S1 Ep6 
02:55Do Not Disturb Comedy set in an English hotel and starring Catherine Tate as an estranged wife desperately trying to reconcile with her husband. But events conspire against them. 
04:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home.