This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for UK Gold on Saturday, February 17 2018

06:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
07:35Yes, Prime Minister The Bishop's Gambit Classic comedy. Jim must recommend the appointment of bishops to the Queen, but is not keen on the two offered by the Church. Humphrey prefers a third candidate. S1 Ep7 
08:10The Two Ronnies Classic comedy from the legendary duo. Expect more from the fearsome Phantom Raspberry Blower and the sketches Two Weeks in Slough and Meeting People Is Wrong. S5 Ep2 
09:00The Two Ronnies Featuring the Sid and George - It's a Duck! sketch. More classic comedy and cheeky musical numbers from the much-missed masters of mirth, Ronnies Corbett and Barker. S11 Ep2 
09:50Goodnight Sweetheart Who's Taking You Home Tonight? Nicholas Lyndhurst stars in the classic era-hopping comedy. Yvonne and Phoebe expect Gary for dinner on the same evening in two different decades. S2 Ep4 
10:30Only Fools and Horses Big Brother It's the first ever episode of the iconic sitcom, introducing Peckham's finest to the world. Young Rodney must decide whether to go into business with Del. S1 Ep1 
11:10Only Fools and Horses Healthy Competition South London sitcom with 'businessmen' Del and Rodney - or is that Mickey and Rodney? Rodders feels it's time to go it alone, but Del and Grandad aren't so sure. S3 Ep2 
11:50Only Fools and Horses Friday the 14th One of the nation's favourite sitcoms. Del's latest foolproof scheme for making millions - game fishing - backfires when events take an unusual turn. S3 Ep3 
12:30Only Fools and Horses Yesterday Never Comes More classic laughs with Peckham's most famous businessmen. To Rodney and Grandad's consternation, Del flirts with the antiques business, and a dealer. S3 Ep4 
13:05Only Fools and Horses May the Force Be with You Genius comedy with Del and Rodders. An old schoolfriend of Del's returns to Peckham. Guest star Jim Broadbent plays the slimy Detective Inspector Slater. S3 Ep5 
13:45Only Fools and Horses A Royal Flush When Rodney meets a pretty girl in the market, he doesn't realise her connections. But after he is invited to a weekend party at her family home, Del makes his move. 
15:00Only Fools and Horses Healthy Competition South London sitcom with 'businessmen' Del and Rodney - or is that Mickey and Rodney? Rodders feels it's time to go it alone, but Del and Grandad aren't so sure. S3 Ep2 
15:40Only Fools and Horses Wanted Comedy classic. Rodney's kindly nature and Del's mischievous sense of humour combine to give the Trotter family a worrying time with the Peckham Pouncer at large. S3 Ep6 
16:20The Vicar of Dibley Winter Dozy Alice plays Mary in the Nativity. When her waters break mid-performance, she has to check with Geraldine whether she has actually given birth to the baby Jesus! S5 Ep2 
17:15The Vicar of Dibley The Easter Bunny Dawn French stars in the much-loved sitcom. The villagers decide to give up something they love for Lent. David cruelly suggests that Geraldine gives up chocolate. 
18:00Only Fools and Horses Friday the 14th One of the nation's favourite sitcoms. Del's latest foolproof scheme for making millions - game fishing - backfires when events take an unusual turn. S3 Ep3 
18:45Only Fools and Horses As One Door Closes The comedy adored by the public with Del and Rodders Trotter. Del persuades Denzil to lend him his redundancy money, but if the butterfly flutters by, all is lost. S4 Ep7 
19:25Only Fools and Horses If They Could See Us Now The feature-length Christmas special which saw the Trotters return to the screen after living it up in Monte Carlo. Del appears on TV game show Gold Rush. 
21:00The Office Merger The Swindon lot merge with Slough but unfortunately, someone forgot to tell them about David Brent's jokes, and the cringe factor goes to maximum. Tim finds his fortunes changing. S2 Ep1 
21:40The Office Appraisals Ricky Gervais in his offbeat comedy that everyone agrees is a stroke of genius. David Brent conducts the annual appraisals - some of which may strike a chord with a few of us. S2 Ep2 
22:20The Office Party Classic comedy with the excruciating David Brent. David is made an offer he cannot refuse, while Gareth turns on the charm and Trudy's birthday celebrations turn a little raunchy. S2 Ep3 
23:00Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow Brighton At the Brighton Dome, Michael McIntyre introduces Micky Flanagan, Jo Caulfield and Jon Richardson. Headlining is the Pub Landlord, the one and only Al Murray. S1 Ep6 
00:00Green Wing New to Gold. Surreal and innovative comedy series. Guy has to live without a driving licence and Statham has to live without sex: will either of them survive? S2 Ep2 
01:05Green Wing New to Gold. Surreal and innovative comedy series. A documentary crew are in the hospital, and the staff must act as normal - which is easier said than done. S2 Ep3 
02:15The Armando Iannucci Shows Work Armando Iannucci welcomes you to his world. This time, the focus is on work, from clowns becoming teachers to firemen stripping - whilst putting out fires. S1 Ep2 
02:40Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow Brighton At the Brighton Dome, Michael McIntyre introduces Micky Flanagan, Jo Caulfield and Jon Richardson. Headlining is the Pub Landlord, the one and only Al Murray. S1 Ep6 
03:30Big Train The second series of the award-winning surreal sketch show, starring Kevin Eldon, Mark Heap, Tracey-Ann Oberman, Simon Pegg and Catherine Tate. S2 Ep6 
04:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shopping from home.