This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for UK Gold on Wednesday, September 26 2018

06:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
07:25The Piglet Files With Friends Like These Spoof spy comedy series. To reinstate their budgets, the British and the Russians secretly cooperate in a kidnapping operation. S3 Ep7 
07:50Lucky Feller The Wedding Conclusion to the 1976 sitcom starring David Jason. Will it be a happy ever after for Shorty and Kath? S1 Ep13 
08:20Porterhouse Blue Award-winning adaptation of Tom Sharpe's satire. Zipser awakes from a drunken stupor with four gross of contraceptives. Skullion's attempts to clear up the problem are revealing. S1 Ep3 
09:20Last of the Summer Wine The Miraculous Curing of Old Goff Helliwell Young-at-heart sitcom. Clegg, Truly and Billy look for something, or someone, that will put the spark back into an ailing friend's life. S24 Ep6 
10:00Last of the Summer Wine The Frenchies Are Coming Roy Clarke's young-at-heart sitcom. Just when Barry finds himself looking for an alternative to golf, Billy turns up with an archery training course. S24 Ep7 
10:40Last of the Summer Wine The Man Who Invented Yorkshire Funny Stuff The sitcom that's been going strong since 1973. Marina has bought Howard a full-size life-like gorilla. Getting it home causes mayhem. S24 Ep8 
11:20Lucky Feller The Boat A David Jason sitcom about two very different south-east Londoner brothers and their escapades... and not a Trotter in sight. S1 Ep11 
11:55Only Fools and Horses Christmas Crackers Classic laughs! Del and Rodney are bored with spending Christmas at home, so they decide to don their party clothes and head off to a trendy club. Ep2 
12:40David Jason: My Life on screen Final part of this revealing and personal look at David Jason's career. He revisits key people and places that informed his later roles, including A Touch of Frost. S1 Ep3 
13:40Only Fools and Horses It's Only Rock and Roll Pour yourself a cocktail and enjoy one of the best comedies ever as Rodney's aspiration to be top of the pops is encouraged and then totally dashed by Del. S4 Ep4 
14:20Only Fools and Horses Sleeping Dogs Lie Del, Rodney and Uncle Albert are consigned to the dog watch when they earn some easy money looking after Boycie and Marlene's Great Dane puppy. S4 Ep5 
15:00Only Fools and Horses Watching the Girls Go By Rodders is at the mercy of Del as per usual in the brilliant comedy. Rodney needs a girlfriend to accompany him to a do in order to win a bet. S4 Ep6 
15:40Only Fools and Horses As One Door Closes The comedy adored by the public with Del and Rodders Trotter. Del persuades Denzil to lend him his redundancy money, but if the butterfly flutters by, all is lost. S4 Ep7 
16:20Last of the Summer Wine The Miraculous Curing of Old Goff Helliwell Young-at-heart sitcom. Clegg, Truly and Billy look for something, or someone, that will put the spark back into an ailing friend's life. S24 Ep6 
17:00Last of the Summer Wine The Frenchies Are Coming Roy Clarke's young-at-heart sitcom. Just when Barry finds himself looking for an alternative to golf, Billy turns up with an archery training course. S24 Ep7 
17:40Last of the Summer Wine The Man Who Invented Yorkshire Funny Stuff The sitcom that's been going strong since 1973. Marina has bought Howard a full-size life-like gorilla. Getting it home causes mayhem. S24 Ep8 
18:20Only Fools and Horses Sleeping Dogs Lie Del, Rodney and Uncle Albert are consigned to the dog watch when they earn some easy money looking after Boycie and Marlene's Great Dane puppy. S4 Ep5 
19:00Open All Hours St Albert's Day Big laughs with Ronnie Barker as miserly shopkeeper Arkwright. He invents a Saint's day so that Granville can check the pockets of a visitor suspected of shoplifting. S2 Ep7 
19:40Still Open All Hours Sitcom. Granville has some outdated Christmas puddings to sell but needs a clever plan to lure his sceptical customers into buying them. S3 Ep4 
20:20Only Fools and Horses A Losing Streak Rodney and Grandad are sure Del has set them on the road to ruin as he challenges Boycie to a poker game. Sitcom from the popular pen of John Sullivan. S2 Ep3 
21:00The Story of Only Fools and Horses Peckham and Beyond Definitive documentary series celebrating the classic sitcom. This episode explores the areas that set the scene for the Trotter's adventures. S1 Ep4 
22:00Only Fools and Horses It's Only Rock and Roll Pour yourself a cocktail and enjoy one of the best comedies ever as Rodney's aspiration to be top of the pops is encouraged and then totally dashed by Del. S4 Ep4 
22:40Live at the Apollo Jack Dee Live at the Apollo Jack Dee presents from London's Apollo theatre featuring performances from some of his favourite comedians. With special guest Omid Djalili. S1 Ep3 
23:40Gimme Gimme Gimme Sofa Man Thin Blue Line star James Dreyfuss stars alongside national treasure Kathy Burke as the troublesome flatmates. Tom gets a part in a sofa advert. S2 Ep7 
00:20Rock and Chips The Frog and the Pussycat 'Del Boy Begins' - the popular prequel to Only Fools and Horses. Young Del has fallen in lust again, and the lucky girl's parents throw an engagement party. Ep3 
01:40Aim Low: The Very Best of Dylan... ...Moran. Memorable observational comedy from the acclaimed Irish standup Dylan Moran, including his take on religion, kids, relationships and the general absurdities of life. 
03:00Live at the Apollo Jack Dee Live at the Apollo Jack Dee presents from London's Apollo theatre featuring performances from some of his favourite comedians. With special guest Omid Djalili. S1 Ep3 
04:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shopping from home.