This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for UK Gold on Wednesday, September 25 2019

06:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home. 
07:15Lucky Feller A Night on the Moors 1976 sitcom starring David Jason as shy plumber Shorty. Shorty is in love with Kath, who just happens to be in love with his womanising brother. S1 Ep12 
07:45A Sharp Intake of Breath What About the Workers? Sitcom starring David Jason. Peter upsets his union colleagues at work. S2 Ep6 
08:20A Sharp Intake of Breath Look Who's Coming for Ever David Jason plays everyman Peter Barnes, battling life's petty frustrations. Peter's father-in-law (played by Richard Wilson) comes to stay. S3 Ep3 
08:55Chef! Rochelle Cupid starts firing arrows here, there and everywhere as the restaurant hosts a society wedding. However, the bride and groom are not the only ones hopelessly in love. S4 Ep5 
09:30As Time Goes By What Now? Alistair and Judith are now married, but will Harry pluck up the courage and ask Sandy to join him in Canada? Jean has taken pity on a homeless girl named Dave. S9 Ep4 
10:10Last of the Summer Wine The Mother of All Mistakes - Or Is It?: Roy Clarke's long-running sitcom, still with a spring in its step! Adopted as a baby, Hobbo is determined to trace his natural mother. S31 Ep2 
10:50Last of the Summer Wine Will Howard Cross the Atlantic Single-Handed? More senior silliness in the record-breaking sitcom. Hobbo is having trouble getting Nelly to admit that she's his natural birth mother. S31 Ep3 
11:25Last of the Summer Wine Who's That Looking Sideways at Nelly? Roy Clarke's long-running sitcom, here in its 30th series. 'Undercover agent' Hobbo finds himself the new recipient of Marina's affections. S31 Ep4 
12:002Point4Children When Did You Last See Your Father? Comedy with Belinda Lang and the late Gary Olsen as Bill and Ben - Porter that is. Bill's mother reveals a disturbing fact about her late father. S7 Ep5 
12:40Chef! Rochelle Cupid starts firing arrows here, there and everywhere as the restaurant hosts a society wedding. However, the bride and groom are not the only ones hopelessly in love. S4 Ep5 
13:20Hi-de-Hi! On with the Motley Vintage holiday camp sitcom. Ted gets his big chance when he is booked to do a cabaret spot at a posh golf club dinner. But will his material suit the crowd? S2 Ep4 
13:55Keeping Up Appearances More suburban mishaps for the monstrous snob Hyacinth Bucket, who is thrilled when Mrs Fortescue asks for a lift into town - but things don't go to plan. S2 Ep2 
14:35Open All Hours Shedding at the Wedding Vintage sitcom with Ronnie Barker and David Jason. The wedding of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's niece causes embarrassment for Arkwright when he loses his trousers. S2 Ep6 
15:15Last of the Summer Wine The Mother of All Mistakes - Or Is It?: Roy Clarke's long-running sitcom, still with a spring in its step! Adopted as a baby, Hobbo is determined to trace his natural mother. S31 Ep2 
15:55Last of the Summer Wine Will Howard Cross the Atlantic Single-Handed? More senior silliness in the record-breaking sitcom. Hobbo is having trouble getting Nelly to admit that she's his natural birth mother. S31 Ep3 
16:30Last of the Summer Wine Who's That Looking Sideways at Nelly? Roy Clarke's long-running sitcom, here in its 30th series. 'Undercover agent' Hobbo finds himself the new recipient of Marina's affections. S31 Ep4 
17:102Point4Children When Did You Last See Your Father? Comedy with Belinda Lang and the late Gary Olsen as Bill and Ben - Porter that is. Bill's mother reveals a disturbing fact about her late father. S7 Ep5 
17:50Hi-de-Hi! On with the Motley Vintage holiday camp sitcom. Ted gets his big chance when he is booked to do a cabaret spot at a posh golf club dinner. But will his material suit the crowd? S2 Ep4 
18:25Keeping Up Appearances More suburban mishaps for the monstrous snob Hyacinth Bucket, who is thrilled when Mrs Fortescue asks for a lift into town - but things don't go to plan. S2 Ep2 
19:00Open All Hours Shedding at the Wedding Vintage sitcom with Ronnie Barker and David Jason. The wedding of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's niece causes embarrassment for Arkwright when he loses his trousers. S2 Ep6 
19:40Dad's Army Sgt - Save My Boy!: Classic comedy with the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard. Pike loses his way in a minefield during night manoeuvres and has to be rescued by Wilson. Stupid boy! S5 Ep4 
20:20Dad's Army Don't Fence Me In Mainwaring's men are sent to guard the local POW camp full of Italian soldiers. Walker can't resist pulling one of his scams and has them assembling radio parts. S5 Ep5 
21:00The Royle Family Christmas with the Royle Family Join the Royles on the couch in this festive comedy special. It's Christmas Day at the Royles' and there could be an unexpected present for Denise - baby David! Ep7 
21:55Not Going Out Drunk Quick-fire sitcom. A drunken indiscretion of Lucy's - and her claim that she has no memory of it - results in a no-holds-barred experiment with Lee and some homebrew. S5 Ep6 
22:30Two Pints of Lager... ...and a Packet of Crisps. Lard: Grown-up comedy for the younger adult viewer. Jonny played by Ralf Little, falls for Janet's friend Louise, until his obsession is cured in a revolting manner. S1 Ep5 
23:05Live at the Apollo Kevin Bridges, Phill Jupitus and Sara Pascoe Kevin Bridges hosts the stand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo in London, introducing routines by Phill Jupitus and Sara Pascoe. S8 Ep3 
00:10Not Going Out Drunk Quick-fire sitcom. A drunken indiscretion of Lucy's - and her claim that she has no memory of it - results in a no-holds-barred experiment with Lee and some homebrew. S5 Ep6 
00:50Game On The Great Escape Don't answer a flat share advert from this lot! While Mandy considers moving to Bermuda, Matthew thinks of some interesting ways for her to pay him the back rent. S1 Ep4 
01:25The Royle Family Christmas with the Royle Family Join the Royles on the couch in this festive comedy special. It's Christmas Day at the Royles' and there could be an unexpected present for Denise - baby David! Ep7 
02:15Upstart Crow I Know Thee Not, Old Man Will is off to Stratford to get some serious writing done, but when his terrifying old schoolteacher invites himself to stay, Will is unable to say no. S2 Ep2 
02:45Legends of Stand-Up and... ...Bernard Righton. Legends of Stand-Up: A fantasy comedy bill brought to life by John Thomson, including Woody Allen, Les Dawson, Victoria Wood, Lenny Henry and Larry Grayson. S1 Ep5 
04:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home. 
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