This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Wednesday, May 23 2018

06:00Stargate SG-1 Allegiance An invisible assassin goes on a killing spree, threatening to turn the Tok'ra and their rebel Jaffa allies against each other. (S6, ep 9) 
07:00Stargate SG-1 The Cure A flawed miracle drug threatens to devastate the Pangeran civilisation, leading SG-1 to a shocking discovery about the origins of the Tok'ra. (S6, ep 10) 
08:00Relic Hunter Executioner's Mask When an antique bronze mask disfigures a supermodel at a fashion shoot, Syd links the incident to a curse in French lore and vows to end the evil hex. (S2, ep 19) 
09:0060 Minute Makeover Wallsend Design series in which a makeover team has just one hour to improve a home. (S6, ep 13) 
10:00Obese: A Year To Save My Life USA Rod longs to audition for roles on Broadway, but his 448-pound frame is holding him back. Can personal trainer Chris help? (S4, ep 23) 
11:00The Real A & E Teessider Michael suffers a postie's worst nightmare when a dog sinks its teeth into his arm. Across town an ice hockey player is out cold when he hits his head on the rink. (S2, ep 6) 
11:30The Real A & E Champion jockey Jaqueline is airlifted to A&E after being thrown from her horse. And doctors fear 13-year-old Charlie has the first signs of a rare and disfiguring disease. (S2, ep 7) 
12:00Monkey Life Baby chimp Rodders needs to have a tooth removed after a rough playing session, and John examines the leg that ape Jimmy nearly lost. (S2, ep 15) 
12:30Monkey Life Cheeky chimp Seamus makes the jump from the nursery to the bachelor pad. Trouble looms for toddler orangutan Aris, too, when he's drawn into a fight. (S2, ep 16) 
13:00Monkey Life Aris's knee injury turns out to be worse than expected during a trip to the vet. Chimp Patricia, meanwhile, is starting to get along with alpha male Hananya. (S2, ep 17) 
13:30Monkey Life Military aircraft are dispatched to transport 88 capuchin monkeys from their Chilean home to their new abode at Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S2, ep 18) 
14:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S9, ep 4) 
14:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S9, ep 5) 
15:00Medical Emergency Australia Dramatic real-life series following the lives of the patients and staff at the Alfred Hospital Emergency and Trauma Centre in Melbourne. (S2, ep 13) 
15:30Medical Emergency Australia Dramatic real-life series following the lives of the patients and staff at the Alfred Hospital Emergency and Trauma Centre in Melbourne. (S2, ep 14) 
16:00MacGyver Pliers Mac and the team join the hunt for the kidnapped young prodigy of Mac's old science teacher. But can they rescue her with just pliers and speaker wire? (S1, ep 10) 
17:00Stargate Atlantis Identity Dr Keller is taken over by an alien consciousness named Neeva and she's far from pleasant. Barnstorming, body-swapping action. (S5, ep 18) 
18:00Stargate SG-1 Full Alert Relations are strained between the US government and Russia, and Colonel Chekov pays a visit to General O'Neill with bad news. Security has been compromised. (S8, ep 14) 
19:00MacGyver Screwdriver Armed with a screwdriver and a bug spray, Mac goes in search of a government mole who's leaking highly classified intel. (S1, ep 12) 
20:00The Flash New & Exclusive. Think Fast: Still rocked by Ralph's death, Barry's reluctant to let Cisco and Caitlin risk their lives to stop DeVoe. But can he take on the evil genius alone? (S4, ep 22) 
21:00Bulletproof New & Exclusive. A gunfight, a race for their lives... it's all going on for London cops Bishop and Pike as a notorious criminal appears out of the blue. (S1, ep 2) 
22:00The Blacklist New & Exclusive. Lawrence Dean Devlin: Samar's in trouble when she is caught in a Blacklister's crosshairs. Red chases the duffle bag to an underground auction in Costa Rica. (S5, ep 21) 
23:00Late Late Show Best Of The... ... Week with James Corden. New & Exclusive. James meets Diane Keaton and Steven Tyler. Plus, there's a sketch from the Deadpool cast and music from George Ezra and Arctic Monkeys. 
00:00Chicago Fire New & Excusive. One for the Ages: In the first part of a two-part season finale, Boden takes a big step in the pursuit of a major career decision. (S6, ep 22) 
01:00Grey's Anatomy New & Excluisve. Cold as Ice: One of Grey Sloan Memorial's own is seriously injured, making the team reflect on what is truly important to them. (S14, ep 23) 
02:00Station 19 New & Exclusive. Stronger Together: Andy, Jack and 18 other candidates take the captaincy drill test, gunning for one spot as captain of Station 19. (S1, ep 6) 
03:00Medical Emergency Australia Dramatic real-life series following the lives of the patients and staff at the Alfred Hospital Emergency and Trauma Centre in Melbourne. (S2, ep 10) 
03:30Medical Emergency Australia Dramatic real-life series following the lives of the patients and staff at the Alfred Hospital Emergency and Trauma Centre in Melbourne. (S2, ep 11) 
04:00Emergency With Angela Griffin On board an air ambulance in Wales, Angela flies to the rescue of a schoolgirl who has suffered a fit. A desperate dash is also made in Glasgow to help a terrified family. (S2, ep 6) 
05:00The Dog Whisperer Molly, Jane And Genoa Cesar helps an American Eskimo dog/border collie mix with a fear of the outside world and a golden retriever that seems to be trapped in a nightmare. (S3, ep 3) 
06:00Stargate SG-1 Prometheus Hostile forces commandeer an alien spaceship that government scientists are building in an underground bunker. (S6, ep 11)