This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Friday, March 27 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:30Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
07:0060 Minute Makeover Design series in which a makeover team has just one hour to improve a home. (S9, ep 6) 
08:0060 Minute Makeover Design series in which a makeover team has just one hour to improve a home. (S9, ep 7) 
09:00Ninja Warrior The world's top athletes and wrestlers compete alongside amateurs in one of the most demanding physical challenges ever devised. (S11, ep 1) 
09:30Ninja Warrior The world's top athletes and wrestlers compete alongside amateurs in one of the most demanding physical challenges ever devised. (S11, ep 2) 
10:00My Kitchen Rules: USA US edition of the hit culinary competition show. To begin, singer Brandy and former N'Sync member Lance Bass face off in their instant restaurants. (S1, ep 1) 
11:00My Kitchen Rules: USA Singer Naomi Judd and husband Larry Strickland host an Italian-themed dinner party. (S1, ep 2) 
12:00The Dog Whisperer Bull-Whipped Cesar meets a dominant bulldog that needs putting in his place. And, for another violent pet, rehab at the Dog Psychology Centre is his owner's only hope. (S7, ep 3) 
13:00The Dog Whisperer Army Brats At the Fort Hood military base, Cesar helps Patches overcome her fear of men in uniform, and meets a Shetland shepherd who barks non-stop at helicopters and planes. (S7, ep 5) 
14:00America's Next Top Model Platform Power The contestants are challenged to create a public service announcement before embodying iconic celebrity figures in a photoshoot. (S23, ep 10) 
15:00Animal 999 The Scottish SPCA responds to an unusual report of chicken neglect in Inverness, a circus arrives in Glasgow and a mystery animal is found floating in a river. (S1, ep 5) 
15:30Animal 999 A ferret is on the loose in Huntly, Aberdeenshire, a Staffordshire bull terrier causes concern in Glasgow and two newly hatched owlets face a fight for their lives. (S1, ep 6) 
16:00Haven Silent Night It's Christmas in Haven, or so it seems to everyone but Audrey, who alone realises that a deadly holiday trouble is taking over the town. (S2, ep 13) 
17:00Relic Hunter Run Sydney Run Two weeks after being ambushed, Sydney wakes to find herself a prisoner in deepest Russia. Can she escape her captor before it's too late? (S2, ep 15) 
18:00Stargate SG-1 Sacrifices When warrior leader Ishta (Jolene Blalock) is captured by Moloc, Teal'c launches a rescue mission. Watch out for a special appearance from Jeff Judge as Aron. (S8, ep 9) 
19:00Stargate SG-1 End Game The team is faced with a rescue mission like no other when the Stargate is stolen. (S8, ep 10) 
20:00Sun, Sea And A&E Swine Flu Documentary series following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. (S2, ep 2) 
21:00Cop Squad Sharing shifts with Cambridgeshire's police force, this documentary reveals what life on the beat is really like. Contains strong language and some distressing scenes. (4/10) 
22:00Cop Squad Sharing shifts with Cambridgeshire's police force, this documentary reveals what life on the beat is really like. Contains strong language and some distressing scenes. (5/10) 
23:00Bulletproof 2 New & Exclusive. Tension mounts as Pike and Bishop are drawn deeper into the Markides family. Tanner sweats over her recent decision. Contains violence and strong language. (S2, ep 2) 
00:00Chicago Med New & Exclusive. Pain Is For The Living: Two brothers in critical condition are rushed into hospital by their parents, leaving Dr Choi, April and Dr Charles to tend them. (S5, ep 13) 
01:00Chicago Fire New & Exclusive. A Chicago Welcome: The team at Firehouse 51 are surprised by a new fire truck. Boden and Severide are asked to bury the hatchet with an old foe. (S8, ep 13) 
02:00Chicago PD New & Exclusive. I Was Here: Burgess receives a distressing 911 call, prompting her to enlist the team's help in locating a girl caught up in a sex-trafficking ring. (S7, ep 13) 
03:00Police Ten 7 Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S17, ep 15) 
03:30Police Ten 7 Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S17, ep 16) 
04:00Animal 999 The Scottish SPCA responds to an unusual report of chicken neglect in Inverness, a circus arrives in Glasgow and a mystery animal is found floating in a river. (S1, ep 5) 
04:30Animal 999 A ferret is on the loose in Huntly, Aberdeenshire, a Staffordshire bull terrier causes concern in Glasgow and two newly hatched owlets face a fight for their lives. (S1, ep 6) 
05:00The Dog Whisperer Bull-Whipped Cesar meets a dominant bulldog that needs putting in his place. And, for another violent pet, rehab at the Dog Psychology Centre is his owner's only hope. (S7, ep 3) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.