This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Thursday, October 19 2017

06:00Andromeda Attempting Screed Mysteries are unravelled when Flavin makes an impromptu return, taking Dylan on an enlightening trip through time. (S5, ep 7) 
07:00Motorway Patrol A man walking on the motorway inadvertently leads police straight to a bust and a sheep runs amok. (S16, ep 1) 
07:30Motorway Patrol The police get way more than they bargain for when they pursue a fleeing driver, then meet one of the drunkest men you'll ever see. (S16, ep 2) 
08:00Sun, Sea And A&E Drowning Documentary series following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. (S2, ep 3) 
09:00Police Ten 7 Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S18, ep 23) 
09:30Police Ten 7 Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S19, ep 2) 
10:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S2, ep 4) 
10:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S2, ep 5) 
11:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S2, ep 6) 
11:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S2, ep 7) 
12:00The Dog Whisperer Bella & Big Boy, And Gracie Cesar Millan works his magic on more troublesome pooches, including a disrespectful yellow Lab who causes chaos everywhere she goes. (S3, ep 9) 
13:00Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 7) 
13:30Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 8) 
14:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S5, ep 5) 
14:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S5, ep 6) 
15:00It's Me Or The Dog Toilet Trouble Victoria Stilwell tries to train two dogs that have been using a child's bedroom as their toilet. (S1, ep 11) 
16:00Andromeda When Goes Around... Dylan has a difficult decision to make when he encounters Celine, a woman from his past trapped in a time loop. (S5, ep 6) 
17:00Stargate SG-1 Bounty The SG-1 team becomes the target of a ruthless band of bounty hunters after Netan offers a hefty reward for their heads. (S10, ep 15) 
18:00Stargate Atlantis Coup D'etat The Atlantis crew becomes embroiled in a Genii coup. Intergalactic action. (S2, ep 17) 
19:00MacGyver Hole Puncher Mac poses as psychopath Murdoc when the team intercepts a terror group's message ordering Murdoc to carry out an assassination. (S1, ep 20) 
20:00DC's Legends Of Tomorrow New & Exclusive. Aruba-Con: The team are caught in sticky spot as series three kicks off. Not only have they broken the timeline but they also spot Julius Caesar in Aruba. (S3, ep 1) 
21:00Blindspot Mom As the tense thriller builds towards a compelling finale, the team makes a major breakthrough when it finally cracks a member of Sandstorm. (S2, ep 21) 
22:00The Blacklist Natalie Luca Liz and the team hunt an elusive assassin who kills her victims with a rare and fatal disease. Meanwhile, Red's operations come under attack. (S4, ep 12) 
23:00A League Of Their Own Olympic medallist Jenny Jones, football legend Gianfranco Zola and comedian Johnny Vegas join Corden and co for the final episode of the series. (S8, ep 8) 
00:00Arrow New & Exclusive. Fallout: Who lived and who died in that massive cliffhanger that ended season five? Find out as Stephen Amell returns as sharp-shooting Star City mayor Oliver. (S6, ep 1) 
01:00New: A League Of Their Own New & Exclusive. Sir Bradley Wiggins, Jimmy Carr and Sara Cox join the fun. John Barnes and Kevin Pietersen team up with Jamie and Freddie for a synchronised diving challenge. (S12, ep 6) 
02:00The Russell Howard Hour New & Exclusive. Comedian Russell Howard welcomes a special guest as he celebrates the heroes and mocks the madness of the week's biggest stories. (S1, ep 5) 
03:00Law & Order True Crime: The.... ...Menendez Murders. New & Exclusive. Erik and Lyle divulge details on the abuse they suffered at the hands of their parents, but with no evidence their claims are shaky. (S1, ep 4) 
04:00Robot Wars More mechanical mayhem as teams of roboteers do battle to become king of the scrap heap. Let the trials begin! (S7, ep 21) 
05:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S5, ep 7) 
05:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S5, ep 8) 
06:00Andromeda So Burn the Sacred Lands Infiltrating a mining camp, Dylan and Rhade try to get their mitts on crystals capable of restoring Andromeda. (S5, ep 8)