This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Monday, May 28 2018

06:00Stargate SG-1 Paradise Lost O'Neill and Maybourne are accidently transported to a deserted moon and must be rescued before they kill each other. (S6, ep 15) 
07:00Stargate SG-1 Metamorphosis SG-1 encounter a group of mutants in an off-world laboratory. (S6, ep 16) 
08:00Relic Hunter Wages Of Sydney A sacred dragon's egg disappears; can Sydney Fox crack the case? Things don't go to plan and there's a twist... (S3, ep 1) 
09:0060 Minute Makeover Basildon, Essex Design series in which a makeover team has just one hour to improve a home. (S6, ep 16) 
10:00Obese: A Year To Save My Life USA Chris and Heidi continue to help Jeff and his daughter Juliana grow closer together as they attempt to lose a combined 330 pounds. (S4, ep 26) 
11:00The Real A & E A 74-year-old car crash victim with suspected spinal injuries conquers her fear of flying when she is airlifted to the James Cook University Hospital in Middlesbrough. (S2, ep 12) 
11:30The Real A & E When a man narrowly escapes a broken neck after a failed BMX stunt, doctors must work hard to pick grass and grit from his mouth before they reattach his lip. (S2, ep 13) 
12:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S1, ep 7) 
12:30Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S1, ep 8) 
13:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S1, ep 9) 
13:30Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S1, ep 10) 
14:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S9, ep 10) 
14:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S10, ep 1) 
15:00Medical Emergency Australia Dramatic real-life series following the lives of the patients and staff at the Alfred Hospital Emergency and Trauma Centre in Melbourne. (S3, ep 4) 
15:30Medical Emergency Australia Dramatic real-life series following the lives of the patients and staff at the Alfred Hospital Emergency and Trauma Centre in Melbourne. (S3, ep 5) 
16:00Road Wars Roma and Ronnie can't believe their eyes when a Slough driver blows the highest reading they've ever seen on a breathalyser and Chris busts an innovative supermarket thief. (S5, ep 9) 
17:00Stargate Universe Air, Part 1: Robert Carlyle stars in this high-impact slice of sci-fi. After an attack, a band of soldiers, scientists and civilians find themselves aboard an ancient ship. (S1, ep 1) 
18:00Stargate SG-1 Reckoning The Jaffa Resistance assembles an army to retake a holy city. Plus, Baal seeks help from Earth when he is faced with a threat common to both parties. (S8, ep 17) 
19:00Carnage New & Exclusive. A weaponised hearse and a lethal London cab join the carnage as six more cars clash in the perilous areas. Freddie Flintoff, Lethal Bizzle and Vick Hope host. (S1, ep 4) 
20:00MacGyver New & Exclusive. Wind + Water: MacGyver winds up a hostage in a Puerto Rico bank robbery, when thieves attempt to steal millions from the bank his mate manages. (S2, ep 21) 
21:00NCIS: Los Angeles New & Exclusive. Where Everybody Knows your Name: NCIS team up with the FBI when a marine is killed by nerve gas. Deeks shares his dream - and it involves quitting his job. (S9, ep 21) 
22:00Hawaii Five-0 New & Exclusive. Ahuwale ka nane huna (The Answer to the Riddle is Seen): Harry Langford needs help when a British royal runs away. Plus, a mysterious tape shows up at 5-0 HQ. (S8, ep 21) 
23:00Supergirl New & Exclusive. The Fanatical: Tanya flees Coville's cult and gives Supergirl a journal that could be key to saving Sam. Someone threatens to expose Guardian's identity. (S3, ep 19) 
00:00Elementary New & Exclusive. Once You've Ruled Out God: Watson and her half sister, Lin, have conflicting reactions when their estranged biological father dies. (S6, ep 2) 
01:00The Real A & E Tony's motorcycle bursts into flames between his legs while town planner Liz is left in agony after her half-tonne horse bolts and lands on top of her. (S2, ep 3) 
01:30The Real A & E When Justin tries to detach a winch rope from a rock face during a charity event, a boulder falls on his pelvis. But with such rocky terrain, the Air Ambulance is unable to land. (S2, ep 4) 
02:00Medical Emergency Australia Dramatic real-life series following the lives of the patients and staff at the Alfred Hospital Emergency and Trauma Centre in Melbourne. (S3, ep 4) 
02:30Medical Emergency Australia Dramatic real-life series following the lives of the patients and staff at the Alfred Hospital Emergency and Trauma Centre in Melbourne. (S3, ep 5) 
03:00Arrow New & Exclusive. Fallout: Who lived and who died in that massive cliffhanger that ended season five? Find out as Stephen Amell returns as sharp-shooting Star City mayor Oliver. (S6, ep 1) 
04:00Emergency With Angela Griffin Series two draws to a close as Angela Griffin completes her final shift. A major rescue operation is launched, before a game of football in Cardiff goes horribly wrong. (S2, ep 12) 
05:00The Dog Whisperer Riley & Sophie, Aussie And Lulu, Bebe & Sasha Cesar Millan works his magic on a couple of basset hounds who fight over food, treats and their owners' attention. (S3, ep 6) 
06:00Stargate SG-1 Disclosure The Stargate programme is revealed to ambassadors from Britain, France and China. (S6, ep 17)