This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Tuesday, May 1 2018

06:00Stargate SG-1 Double Jeopardy In an episode that marks the directorial debut of Michael Shanks, problems arise for SG-1 when an old acquaintance comes looking for help. (S4, ep 21) 
07:00Stargate SG-1 Exodus The Tok'ra reunite with SG-1 when the team steals a Goa'uld mother ship. (S4, ep 22) 
08:00Relic Hunter Last Of The Mochicas Syd and Nigel head for Lima Museum with the Mochica safely in their possession, but a plane crash throws the pair onto a dangerous course. (S2, ep 3) 
09:00Fat Families: Second Helpings It's the Cuffs' turn to receive a blast from their plus-size past. Steve finds out if they've returned to their binge-eating ways, or stuck by his words of weight-loss wisdom. (2/5) 
10:00Obese: A Year To Save My Life USA Chris comes to the aid of high school football coach Bruce, who wants to lose weight in order to become healthier and set a better example to his team. (S4, ep 7) 
11:00Sun, Sea And A&E Series three of the documentary following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. (S3, ep 1) 
12:00Monkey Life Chimp Tikko goes under the knife when he gets a tooth infection, newcomer Floh meets leader Sam and golden-cheeked gibbon Tien is on the look-out for a mate. (S8, ep 5) 
12:30Monkey Life Alison agrees to take in a neglected marmoset. Baby Leo is brought to the park by the RSPCA and is in a dreadful state, leaving Alison unsure as to whether he'll survive. (S8, ep 6) 
13:00Monkey Life Golden-cheeked gibbon Tien finally meets his new mate, Kim. But the course of true love doesn't run smoothly. Meanwhile, naughty chimp Rodders pushes Lulu to the limit. (S8, ep 7) 
13:30Monkey Life There's great excitement at Hananya's enclosure when chimp Cherri finally gives birth to twin baby girls. Elsewhere, woolly monkey Pacaja takes a shine to leader Oaska. (S8, ep 8) 
14:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S5, ep 2) 
14:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S5, ep 3) 
15:00Medical Emergency Australia Dramatic real-life series, following the lives of the patients and staff at the Alfred Hospital Emergency and Trauma Centre in Melbourne. (S1, ep 1) 
15:30Medical Emergency Australia Dramatic real-life series, following the lives of the patients and staff at the Alfred Hospital Emergency and Trauma Centre in Melbourne. (S1, ep 2) 
16:00Stargate Universe The Hunt Alarm bells ring during an off-world expedition when Lt Johansen and Corp Reynolds are snatched by an alien creature. New Ancient technology comes to light too. (S2, ep 16) 
17:00Stargate Atlantis The Seed Dr Jennifer Keller falls foul of a mysterious alien virus. Desperate to find an antidote, the team release Dr Carson from the stasis chamber. (S5, ep 2) 
18:00Stargate SG-1 Inauguration New US President Henry Hayes (William Devane) is briefed on the Stargate program. Robert Picardo (Star Trek: Voyager) is back as the acerbic Agent Woolsey. (S7, ep 20) 
19:00Relic Hunter Fountain Of Youth Sydney and her trusty sidekick Nigel are enlisted by Nigel's self-important older brother Preston to settle an age old rivalry between countries. (S3, ep 21) 
20:00Supergirl New & Exclusive. In Search of Lost Time: J'onn faces the truth about his father when Myr'nn causes disturbances at the DEO. Mon-EL teaches Kara how to fight a World Killer. (S3, ep 15) 
21:00Criminal Minds New & Exclusive. All You Can Eat: The Centers for Disease Control calls on the BAU when they suspect bioterrorism is behind a series of mysterious deaths in Virginia. (S13, ep 20) 
22:00Blindspot New & Exclusive. Galaxy of Minds: The team must partner with an oddball conspiracy theorist in order to stop a deadly weapon from getting into Crawford's hands. (S3, ep 19) 
23:00The Flash New & Exclusive. Fury Rogue: Barry calls on Citizen Cold (Wentworth Miller) when he needs a hand getting a meta from A to B. Cisco starts to get suspicious of Harry. (S4, ep 19) 
00:00The Blacklist New & Exclusive. Zarak Mosadek: Red and the gang track down one of the Nash Syndicate's biggest suppliers. Unable to trust her dad, Liz goes after Garvey in her own way. (S5, ep 18) 
01:00Late Late Show Best Of The... ... Week with James Corden. New & Exclusive. From celeb interviews to musical acts and comic sketches, check out all the best moments from the last week on James Corden's hit US talk show. 
02:00Chicago Fire New & Exclusive. Where I Want to Be: After responding to a fire at a property belonging to a drug cartel, Casey suspects Cordova when money is found missing from scene. (S6, ep 19) 
03:00Highway Patrol Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers, facing high-speed chases, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S5, ep 9) 
03:30Highway Patrol Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers, facing high-speed chases, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S5, ep 10) 
04:00Sun, Sea And A&E Documentary series following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. (S2, ep 8) 
05:00The Dog Whisperer Duke & Lulu And Sparky Cesar helps a Doberman mix who has been barred from dog parks not only for fighting, but instigating other dogs to fight. (S2, ep 7) 
06:00Stargate SG-1 Enemies This thrilling, action-packed episode sees the Stargate team fighting to stay alive in the face of the advancing Apophis and Replicators. (S5, ep 1)