This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Monday, September 23 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:30Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
07:00Four Weddings Wedding reality show in which four brides attend and critique each other's weddings for the chance to win a dream honeymoon. (S1, ep 2) 
08:0060 Minute Makeover Design series in which a makeover team has just one hour to improve a home. (S9, ep 35) 
09:0060 Minute Makeover Design series in which a makeover team has just one hour to improve a home. (S9, ep 36) 
10:00My Kitchen Rules Australia Andy and Ruby are back with more Latin spice than ever, but can everyone take the heat? The confident duo step up to keep their place in the competition. (S10, ep 43) 
11:15My Kitchen Rules Australia The MKR Restaurant opens its doors but the reviews are far from glowing. Which team has done enough to sail through to the semi-finals? (S10, ep 44) 
12:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates.(S6, ep 14) 
13:00The Dog Whisperer Pekaso and Yogi & Smokey Cesar gets tough with a fuss-pot Pekinese that's too frightened of water to drink and two Chow-mix brothers that have to be kept in separate rooms. (S5, ep 25) 
14:00It's Me Or The Dog British dog expert Victoria Stilwell will need all the tricks of her trade as she heads across the Atlantic to help owners with their problematic pooches. (S4, ep 6) 
15:00Babylon 5 Geometry of Shadows Londo hears a bizarre prophecy concerning the galaxy's destiny, and Garibaldi suffers a crisis of confidence. (S2, ep 3) 
16:00The Chase Mark 'The Beast' Labbett, from The Chase UK, travels across the pond to put American contestants through their paces and test who can answer questions faster than he can. 
17:00Crystal Maze A team of contestants enter the legendary Crystal Maze to take on a series of challenges across four themed zones. 
18:00Stargate SG-1 Unnatural Selection When the Asgard homeworld is overrun by replicators in an advanced state of evolution, Thor enlists SG-1 to save the day. (S6, ep 12) 
19:00Stargate SG-1 Sight Unseen An ancient artefact emits a contagious energy field that makes people see horrific visions of alien beings. (S6, ep 13) 
20:00Hawaii Five-0 Heihei (Race): While investigating a heist involving a highly skilled ring of thieves, Danny is forced to call in a favour from his ex-wife to help him crack the case. (S1, ep 10) 
21:00SEAL Team The Takedown Ray's dangerously distracted when he goes undercover as a badass assassin. Jason gets the job of taking down a terrorist who's wearing an S-belt. (S1, ep 19) 
22:00SEAL Team Enemy of my Enemy: It's edge-of-your-seat stuff as the team's mission to capture Nouri Halani kicks off. Ray comes clean about his shoulder. (S1, ep 20) 
23:00Sun, Sea And A&E Swine Flu Documentary series following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. (S2, ep 2) 
00:00Instinct New & Exclusive. Ancient History: At the same time as investigating a bizarre ritual murder, Lizzie tackles a relationship problem and Dylan's adoption process hits a snag. (S2, ep 5) 
01:00Ross Kemp Extreme World Ross travels to Memphis, one of the most segregated cities in the US, to find out why so many African-Americans are worse off today than they were 50 years ago. (S4, ep 5) 
02:00Ross Kemp Extreme World Riding along with Australia's notorious motorcycle clubs, Ross gains access to a secretive world the legal system is determined to clamp down on. (S4, ep 6) 
03:00Duck Quacks Don't Echo TV presenter Sue Perkins, actor Stephen Mangan and stand-up comedian Romesh Ranganathan all join Lee Mack in the last instalment of the fact-busting series. (S3, ep 7) 
04:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates.(S6, ep 14) 
04:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S7, ep 1) 
05:00The Chase Mark 'The Beast' Labbett, from The Chase UK, travels across the pond to put American contestants through their paces and test who can answer questions faster than he can. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.