This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Wednesday, December 13 2017

06:00Highway Cops Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S1, ep 4) 
06:30Highway Cops Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S1, ep 6) 
07:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S8, ep 9) 
07:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S8, ep 10) 
08:00Sun, Sea And A&E Series three of the documentary following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. (S3, ep 9) 
09:00Police Ten 7 Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S20, ep 12) 
09:30Police Ten 7 Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S20, ep 11) 
10:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S2, ep 2) 
10:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S2, ep 3) 
11:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S2, ep 4) 
11:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S2, ep 5) 
12:00The Dog Whisperer Series four of the mutt-see documentary charting the ups and downs of Cesar Millan as he helps pet owners struggling to cope with their problematic pooches. (S4, ep 27) 
13:00Monkey Life Hananya's chimps are subdued when Cherri loses one of her newborn twins. Elsewhere, a fight breaks out at the lemur enclosure when two new arrivals are given a rough welcome. (S8, ep 11) 
13:30Monkey Life Alison and wildlife vet John Lewis travel to Monkey World's sister sanctuary in Vietnam to release two golden-cheeked gibbons back into the wild. (S8, ep 12) 
14:00Animal 999 Moss the Dog On the islands of Lewis and Harris, SPCA officials are called to the aid of Moss, a dog whose owner has been made homeless. (S4, ep 10) 
14:30Animal 999 The Scottish SPCA goes to the rescue of a seal pup that's stranded on a beach. Plus, staff check up on a Jack Russell terrier that's suffering from a huge tumour. (S2, ep 1) 
15:00It's Me Or The Dog British dog expert Victoria Stilwell will need all the tricks of her trade as she heads across the Atlantic to help owners with their problematic pooches. (S3, ep 11) 
16:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S2, ep 2) 
16:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S2, ep 3) 
17:00Stargate SG-1 Past And Present SG-1 encounters an entire world suffering from amnesia. (S3, ep 11) 
18:00Stargate Atlantis Trio During an off-world mission, Carter, McKay and Dr Keller become trapped in an underground mining chamber, rocked by fierce seismic tremors. How will they escape? (S4, ep 16) 
19:00Relic Hunter French Connection When a Nostradamus prophecy predicts that a fox will stop a royal assassination, Sydney and Nigel are thrown into an international intrigue. (S2, ep 16) 
20:00The Flash New & Exclusive. Don't Run: Iris faces a tough call when Caitlin is kidnapped by Amunet and Barry gets trapped in a speedster-proof prison. She can only save one. Who will it be? (S4, ep 9) 
21:00Chicago Fire New & Exclusive. It Wasn't Enough: In the season six premiere, Chief Boden makes a risky, last-minute decision in order to save the squad trapped in a burning warehouse. (S6, ep 1) 
22:00New: Sick Note New & Exclusive. Things have got too much for Daniel. As the police close in on the truth, is it time he came clean? Series one of the dark comedy concludes. (S1, ep 6) 
22:30Duck Quacks Don't Echo Stock up on weird and wonderful nuggets of knowledge courtesy of Lee Mack and guests Ricky Tomlinson, Jon Richardson and Sara Cox. (S1, ep 6) 
23:00DC's Legends Of Tomorrow New & Exclusive. Beebo the God of War: The team get a surprise as they investigate an Anachronism in a Viking settlement. Sara starts to worry when Damien Darhk shows up. (S3, ep 9) 
00:00Marvel's Inhumans New & Exclusive.... And Finally: Black Bolt: It's brother versus brother as Black Bolt meets Maximus in a showdown that will have lasting consequences for all of Inhumanity. (S1, ep 8) 
01:00Grey's Anatomy New & Exclusive. Come on Down to my Boat, Baby: Jackson invites the guys to join him on a day out at sea, while the ladies hold down the fort at the hospital. (S14, ep 6) 
02:00Scandal New & Exclusive. Adventures in Babysitting: Olivia and Mellie assert their power like never before, as the White House fights to declare war in Bashran. (S7, ep 5) 
03:00Most Shocking: Cops Under Attack A SWAT team raids the home of a drug dealer; police respond to a domestic disturbance call; and a highway patrolman tails a wanted armed robber. (S4, ep 13) 
04:00The Force: Essex New & Exclusive. Can't Choose Your Family: A grandmother is shocked after she is burgled by her own grandson, and the mother of a learner driver is arrested for being drunk. (S3, ep 3) 
05:00Animal 999 Follow the incredible work of the SPCA as its team of rescue officers, inspectors, vets and care staff ensure the wellbeing of thousands of animals every year. (S3, ep 5) 
05:30Animal 999 Cameras follow staff at the SPCA, Scotland's largest animal charity, as they work tirelessly to ensure the welfare of wild and domestic animals all over the country. (S3, ep 6) 
06:00Highway Cops Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S1, ep 7)