This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Wednesday, October 18 2017

06:00Andromeda When Goes Around... Dylan has a difficult decision to make when he encounters Celine, a woman from his past trapped in a time loop. (S5, ep 6) 
07:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S15, ep 9) New. 
07:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S15, ep 10) New. 
08:00Sun, Sea And A&E Swine Flu Documentary series following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. (S2, ep 2) 
09:00Police Ten 7 Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S18, ep 21) 
09:30Police Ten 7 Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S18, ep 23) 
10:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S2, ep 2) 
10:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S2, ep 3) 
11:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S2, ep 4) 
11:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S2, ep 5) 
12:00The Dog Whisperer Fondue, Chip, Hope, & Joyjoy And Elmer A Hollywood couple had to turn down work because their French bulldog failed the Doggy Daycare entrance exam. Cesar is their only hope. (S3, ep 8) 
13:00Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 5) New. 
13:30Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 6) New. 
14:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S5, ep 3) 
14:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S5, ep 4) 
15:00It's Me Or The Dog Boys v Girls Canine behaviour expert Victoria Stilwell helps a family with three temperamental dogs. (S1, ep 10) 
16:00Andromeda The Eschatology of Our Present After crossing paths with her father, Beka makes the dizzying discovery that she's existed in more than one place at one time. (S5, ep 5) 
17:00Stargate SG-1 The Shroud When Jackson turns up as a prior asking SG-1 to aid him, it could be a trap. It's up to Jack O'Neill to save his life and end the war with the Ori once and for all. (S10, ep 14) 
18:00Stargate Atlantis The Long Goodbye Two pods containing the minds of alien beings take control of Weir and Sheppard's bodies. (S2, ep 16) 
19:00MacGyver Compass Mac helps a scientist and old university friend when she is forced to fake her own death in order stop someone from killing her. (S1, ep 19) 
20:00The Flash New & Exclusive. The Flash Reborn: The fastest man alive blasts back for a fourth series. Cisco pulls Barry out of the Speed Force but he emerges a very different man. (S4, ep 1) 
21:00Blindspot In Words, Drown I: Zapata is sent to jail when her past catches up with her, alongside a dangerous Sandstorm operative played by UFC legend Ronda Rousey. (S2, ep 20) 
22:00The Blacklist The Harem Liz is forced to prove herself as she attempts to infiltrate an elite gang of female thieves. Red hits unexpected problems in his operations. (S4, ep 11) 
23:00A League Of Their Own The big-name guest stars keep on coming with appearances from chart-topping singer Pixie Lott, football legend Robbie Fowler and comedian David Walliams. (S8, ep 7) 
00:00DC's Legends Of Tomorrow New & Exclusive. Aruba-Con: The team are caught in sticky spot as series three kicks off. Not only have they broken the timeline but they also spot Julius Caesar in Aruba. (S3, ep 1) 
01:00Stella New & Exclusive. Take a final trip to Pontyberry in the last episode of Ruth Jones's comedy drama. Friends and family get some life-changing news at Stella's graduation party. (S6, ep 6) 
02:10The Force: North East New & Exclusive. Stand and Deliver: A samurai sword attack, a dog napping, a group of vandals and a domestic dispute give police plenty to deal with in Northumbria. (S6, ep 5) 
03:00Most Shocking: Bedlam & Brawls 2 A catfight spills onto the dancefloor of a Florida nightclub; a raging racer confronts a rival; and soccer hooligans clash at a pre-game rumble. (S3, ep 13) 
04:00Robot Wars More mechanical mayhem as teams of roboteers do battle to become king of the scrap heap. Let the trials begin! (S7, ep 20) 
05:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S5, ep 5) 
05:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S5, ep 6) 
06:00Andromeda Attempting Screed Mysteries are unravelled when Flavin makes an impromptu return, taking Dylan on an enlightening trip through time. (S5, ep 7)