This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Saturday, March 28 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:30Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
07:0060 Minute Makeover Design series in which a makeover team has just one hour to improve a home. (S8, ep 38) 
08:0060 Minute Makeover Design series in which a makeover team has just one hour to improve a home. (S8, ep 39) 
09:0060 Minute Makeover Design series in which a makeover team has just one hour to improve a home. (S8, ep 40) 
10:00My Kitchen Rules: South... It's heating up in the kitchen as South African amateur cooks invite viewers and judges into their homes and compete for a cash prize. (S2, ep 11) 
11:00My Kitchen Rules: South... It's heating up in the kitchen as South African amateur cooks invite viewers and judges into their homes and compete for a cash prize. (S2, ep 12) 
12:00My Kitchen Rules: South... It's heating up in the kitchen as South African amateur cooks invite viewers and judges into their homes and compete for a cash prize. (S2, ep 13) 
13:00My Kitchen Rules: South... It's heating up in the kitchen as South African amateur cooks invite viewers and judges into their homes and compete for a cash prize. (S2, ep 14) 
14:00My Kitchen Rules: South... It's heating up in the kitchen as South African amateur cooks invite viewers and judges into their homes and compete for a cash prize. (S2, ep 15) 
15:00Stargate SG-1 New Order (Part 1 of 2): Season Eight blasts off with Carter and Teal'c in search of the Asgard, trying to save O'Neill. But they're about to make a horrifying discovery... (S8, ep 1) 
16:00Stargate SG-1 New Order (Part 2 of 2): While the Goa'uld threaten to attack Earth, SG-1 and the Asgard make a last, desperate stand against the Replicators, who have caught Major Carter. (S8, ep 2) 
17:00Stargate SG-1 Lockdown The SGC is put under quarantine after a mysterious infection leaves a Russian officer in the infirmary... but the disease may not be a disease at all. (S8, ep 3) 
18:00Stargate SG-1 Zero Hour As General O'Neill tries to settle into his new job he faces his biggest crisis yet: the capture of SG-1 by the Goa'uld. (S8, ep 4) 
19:00Stargate SG-1 Icon SG-1's arrival on another planet sparks a civil war between the Rand Protectorate and the Caledonian Federation. Daniel tries to stop the fighting but ends up trapped. (S8, ep 5) 
20:00Magnum P.I. Mondays Are For Murder Magnum and TC go undercover when a manager is murdered and the whole office comes under suspicion. Rick questions Higgins's injury. (S2, ep 13) 
21:00Bulletproof 2 New & Exclusive. Tension mounts as Pike and Bishop are drawn deeper into the Markides family. Tanner sweats over her recent decision. Contains violence and strong language. (S2, ep 2) 
22:00Strike Back: Vendetta The team race to stop Zayef from terrorist attack that could kill thousands. For Mac, the mission has never been more personal. (S8, ep 5) 
23:00Hawaii Five-0 Loa'a Pono Ka 'Iole I Ka Punana: The team investigate a frozen body found at a golf course. McGarrett joins Danny on a personal mission. (S10, ep 13) 
23:55NCIS: Los Angeles High Society A spike in deaths caused by black market drugs has alarm bells ringing at NCIS, where the team suspect a link with terrorist activities. (S11, ep 13) 
00:55The Heist 1Million Bank Job New & Exclusive. Who will escape with 100K? The three remaining contestants race to launder their loot. But even as the clock ticks down, the detectives refuse to give up. (S2, ep 8) 
03:55Hitmen Sue Perkins and Mel Giedroyc star as misfit contract killers, whose first hit is corrupt lawyer Jason Watkins. A Sky original comedy. (S1, ep 1) 
03:25Hitmen Fran and Jamie are ordered to extract information from an embezzling accountant. But they soon discover torture isn't their thing. (S1, ep 2) 
03:55Breeders New & Exclusive. Paul and Ally aren't so sure about having granddad Michael around. Then, Paul's tested as Luke tries to prove Santa is a lie. (S1, ep 4) 
04:25The Trip To Greece Rob and Steve set sail for Limini, where they reflect on their middle age. Then it's off to the caves of Dios for some a cappella. (S4, ep 5) 
05:00Wild Vets Series three of the documentary charting the challenging work of New Zealand's vets as they treat an array of colourful critters in zoos and wildlife parks down under. (S3, ep 7) 
05:30Wild Vets Series three of the documentary charting the challenging work of New Zealand's vets as they treat an array of colourful critters in zoos and wildlife parks down under. (S3, ep 8) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:30Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
07:0060 Minute Makeover Design series in which a makeover team has just one hour to improve a home. (S9, ep 13) 
08:0060 Minute Makeover Design series in which a makeover team has just one hour to improve a home. (S9, ep 14)