This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Thursday, March 28 2019

06:00Monkey Life Trouble brews when a fight erupts between the feisty female capuchins. Alison visits baby woolly monkey Paulo for the final time, too. (S3, ep 13) 
06:30Monkey Life Animal director Jeremy is concerned about chimp Ben, who has a nasty foot injury. Gibbon Tien, meanwhile, undergoes a major transformation. (S3, ep 14) 
07:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S3, ep 7) 
07:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S3, ep 8) 
08:00The Dog Whisperer Renowned dog trainer Cesar Millan helps owners of unruly and disobedient pets in an attempt to make their lives a little easier. (S2, ep 19) Also in HD 
09:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S2, ep 2) 
10:00Babylon 5 Secrets of the Soul Franklin discovers a secret while researching alien pathologies. Migrant telepaths lead to violence. (S5, ep 7) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Spiral Callen goes undercover to foil the plans of a dangerous arms dealer, but the tables are turned when the agent is taken hostage during a terrorist siege. (S6, ep 12) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles In the Line of Duty Callen and Sam embark on a dangerous mission when a US ambassador (guest star Julie Chen) is caught up in a terrorist attack. (S6, ep 13) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Oia'i'o Bowing out with a bang, this first season finale features a fiendish twist or two. The tables are turned when Wo Fat turns his attention to finishing the Five-0. (S1, ep 24) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Ha'i'ole (Unbreakable): The cool crime drama kicks off its second season with an innocent McGarrett behind bars. Terry O'Quinn, of Lost fame, guest stars. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
15:00Big Beasts: Last Of The Giants The Americas Patrick Aryee checks out the biggest animals on Earth as he reveals why size matters in the natural world. First stop, the Americas. (1 of 3) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family The Alliance Gloria, Phil and Cam form a secret pact. Meanwhile, Luke gets caught in a compromising situation with a widow at the club. (S8, ep 8) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Snow Ball A simple error threatens everything when Manny and Luke put on a fancy winter ball at the school. Mitchell gets a wake-up call when he offers to help. (S8, ep 9) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Mommie Beerest When Marge discovers Homer has remortgaged the house to help Moe's bar, she takes over as landlady. And Moe and Marge are a match made in pub heaven. (S16, ep 7) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama The Tip of the Zoidberg Find out why Professor Farnsworth has stuck by Zoidberg for so long as flashbacks reveal just how deep the pair's friendship runs. (S8, ep 10) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama Cold Warriors Fry reintroduces the common cold to the world of the future, prompting President Nixon to consider a radical remedy to stop the sniffles from spreading. (S8, ep 11) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Future-Drama Futurama's Bender drops into Springfield as Bart and Lisa use Professor Frink's astrological projection machine to peer into the future. (S16, ep 15) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Don't Fear The Roofer Stephen Hawking and US sitcom star Ray Romano appear in a landmark 350th episode. Fearing Homer's lost the plot, Marge carts him off to the loony bin. (S16, ep 16) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons The Heartbroke Kid When Springfield Elementary installs new, cool vending machines, it's not long before an enormous Bart is off to fat camp... (S16, ep 17) Also in HD 
20:00New: The Flash New & Exclusive. Cause and XS: Nora races to save her mother when Iris lands herself in serious danger. Cisco goes on a date, while Barry tries to finish the metahuman cure. (S5, ep 14) Also in HD 
21:00New: Strike Back: Silent War New & Exclusive. The team take explosive action when the nukes fall into the wrong hands. Novin heads undercover, and ghosts return to haunt Wyatt. (S7, ep 5) Also in HD 
22:00Comedians Watching Football... ...with Friends. New & Exclusive. There's more laughs as Sean Lock, Lee Mack and Adrian Chiles check out this week's England games. With Vick Hope, David Seaman and Matt Forde. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
22:30New: Late Late Show Best Of The Week ...with James Corden. New & Exclusive. Don't miss all the best moments from James Corden's hit US talk show with weekly specials featuring all the highlights from the past week. Also in HD 
23:30A League Of Their Own Roadtrip Unseen Go behind the scenes of the boys' epic US adventure in a special episode featuring all the outtakes, pranks and wind-ups you were never meant to see. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
00:30Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S3, ep 8) 
01:00Curfew New & Exclusive. There's trouble when the Volvo and the tow truck crash in the middle of nowhere. Lou and Ruby need spare parts. Fast. But they come at a steep price. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
02:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S10, ep 1) 
02:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S10, ep 2) 
03:00A League Of Their Own Fun and games await Chelsea's Cesc Fabregas, equestrian golden girl Charlotte Dujardin and comedian Romesh Ranganathan as they join James Corden and the boys. (S12, ep 4) Also in HD 
04:00Babylon 5 Learning Curve Two Minbari rangers-in-training learn a difficult lesson when they visit Babylon 5. A new underworld boss attempts to control DownBelow. (S5, ep 5) 
05:00Stargate SG-1 End Game The team is faced with a rescue mission like no other when the Stargate is stolen. (S8, ep 10) Also in HD 
06:00Monkey Life Urgent action is taken when an infection threatens to sweep through the park's chimp population. The overweight orangutans, meanwhile, plod on with their diets. (S3, ep 15)