This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Tuesday, September 25 2018

06:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S6, ep 2) 
06:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S6, ep 3) 
07:00Monkey Life A baby marmoset is looking for a new mum and dad. Bachelor chimp Paco is in the wars with an injured toe and a heart scare. Plus the nursery orangs box clever at play time. (S10, ep 1) Also in HD 
07:30Monkey Life Woolly monkey Piquita may be expecting a new arrival, while Marmosets Hazel and Solomon meet a new arrival themselves. The park receives five unusual nocturnal guests. (S10, ep 2) Also in HD 
08:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S1, ep 5) 
08:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S1, ep 6) 
09:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S3, ep 19) 
09:30Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S3, ep 20) 
10:00Modern Family The Long Honeymoon Cam and Mitch return from their honeymoon and adjust to married life as season six of the Emmy-winning US comedy gets under way. (S6, ep 1) Also in HD 
10:30Modern Family Do Not Push Jay and Gloria celebrate their anniversary but can't decide on what kind of gift to give. The Dunphys, meanwhile, join Alex on her college tour. (S6, ep 2) Also in HD 
11:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. (S7, ep 6) Also in HD 
12:00Hawaii Five-0 Ua malo'o ka wai (The Water is Dried Up): McGarrett and the Five-0 team face certain death when they chase a deadly arch-enemy to the Island of Lanai. (S7, ep 21) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Waimaka 'ele'ele (Black Tears): McGarrett probes the death of one of the USS Arizona's last survivors. Adam turns to Jerry when he makes a gruesome discovery. (S7, ep 22) Also in HD 
14:00New: Ryder Cup Stars from Europe and the USA converge on Le Golf National in Paris for the celebrity match at The Ryder Cup. Stars in attendance include Condoleezza Rice, Luis Figo and Kelly Slater. Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Springfield Splendor Marge and Lisa turn Lisa's sad experience into a graphic novel-turned-Broadway show. But they struggle with creative differences and ego. (S29, ep 2) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Yo Leela Leela Fame and fortune goes to Leela's head when she creates a huge children's TV hit, and it's up to Fry and co to administer the necessary reality check. (S8, ep 6) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama All The Presidents' Heads: After figuring out how to travel back in time, Professor Farnsworth decides to right a wrong by revisiting the American Revolution. (S8, ep 7) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons New & Exclusive. Singin' in the Lane: Homer and the guys reunite their old bowling team, only to end up in fierce competition with a team of arrogant millionaires. (S29, ep 7) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Mr Lisa's Opus As future Lisa writes her college application essay for Harvard, she recalls past disappointing birthdays that helped shape her. (S29, ep 8) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Haw-Haw Land Nelson gets jealous when Lisa falls for jazz pianist Brendan (voiced by Ed Sheeran). Meanwhile, Bart discovers he has a love for chemistry. (S29, ep 10) Also in HD 
20:00A League Of Their Own New & Exclusive. Footballer Patrice Evra and comedians Rob Beckett and Roisin Conaty join the boys. Look out for a performance James says is the best he's ever seen on the show. (S13, ep 4) Also in HD 
21:00Ocean's Twelve Film George Clooney reassembles his team of conmen and heads to Europe to pull off a series of daring heists. Julia Roberts and Brad Pitt also star. Contains strong language. (2004)(120 mins) Also in HD 
23:25A Discovery Of Witches New & Exclusive. As Matthew fights to control his cravings, he leaves Diana to face her enemies alone. And those include powerful witch Peter Knox. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
00:25A League Of Their Own... ...US Road Trip 2.0. Jack, Jamie and Freddie race across New York City, before auditioning for Disney musical Aladdin. Then, they face a Wall Street challenge. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
01:25Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 6) 
02:20Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S5, ep 20) 
03:15Stan Lee's Lucky Man Harry's forced underground as he tries to prove his innocence. But then Blake finds a way to make him look more guilty than ever. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD 
04:10The Flash New & Exclusive. Elongated Journey into Night: Gypsy's dad Breacher goes after Cisco when he makes a shock visit to Earth-1. Barry runs into his old nemesis, Ralph Dibny. (S4, ep 4) Also in HD 
05:00Futurama Yo Leela Leela Fame and fortune goes to Leela's head when she creates a huge children's TV hit, and it's up to Fry and co to administer the necessary reality check. (S8, ep 6) Also in HD 
05:30Futurama All The Presidents' Heads: After figuring out how to travel back in time, Professor Farnsworth decides to right a wrong by revisiting the American Revolution. (S8, ep 7) Also in HD 
06:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S6, ep 4)