This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Wednesday, February 28 2018

06:00Monkey Life Resident capuchin TJ stirs up trouble when he joins the new Chilean arrivals. The chimps from Hananya's group, meanwhile, get their teeth cleaned. (S3, ep 5) 
06:30Monkey Life A big decision must be made when alpha male Hananya continues to exhibit violent behaviour. Chimps Simon and Eveline, meanwhile, compete in a swing-off. (S3, ep 6) 
07:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S1, ep 5) 
07:30Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S1, ep 6) 
08:00Send In The Dogs UK Documentary following the work of Britain's police dogs in real operations, sniffing out everything from drugs and weapons to counterfeit money. Ken Stott narrates. (S1, ep 7) 
09:00Road Wars Tonight's high speed chase sees the police racing through the grounds of a Milton Keynes hospital. Also, police stop a speeding driver and realise he can't see! Strong language. (S1, ep 6) 
10:00Warehouse 13 Implosion When Pete and Myka learn about a samurai sword that is to be presented to the president, they return to Washington to intercept the artefact. (S1, ep 8) 
11:00Forever Fountain of Youth Clues lead Henry and Jo to an anti-aging product when they investigate the deaths of some of New York's richest and oldest residents. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles The 3rd Choir Callen and the gang race into action after learning that a figure from their past is targeting a member of the team. Plus, Nate Getz returns. (S6, ep 4) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Ka 'Alapahi Nui (Big Lie): Five-0 hunt for a killer who escaped a murder scene by pulling off a daredevil motorbike stunt. They also gear up for a mud run. (S6, ep 5) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Na Kama Hele (Day Trippers): McGarrett's first date with Lynn turns deadly when they are targeted by a mob boss. Elsewhere, Chin and co race to prevent a murder. (S6, ep 7) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles SEAL Hunter Shockwaves ripple through the team when Sam is arrested for a murder he swears he didn't commit. Directed by series star Chris O'Donnell. (S6, ep 6) Also in HD 
16:00Stargate SG-1 Desperate Measures When Carter goes missing on Earth, O'Neill must track her down to save her from deadly experiments. (S5, ep 11) 
17:00The Simpsons Homer expects a generous gift in return when he donates some of Bart's blood to an ailing Mr Burns. (S2, ep 22) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Where The Buggalo Roam Amy's boyfriend Kif tries to impress her parents by going after those who rustled their 'buggalo' livestock on Mars. (S4, ep 6) 
18:00Futurama A Pharoah To Remember Bender's longing to be remembered motivates him to become a tyrannical Pharaoh on Osiris 4. (S4, ep 7) 
18:30The Simpsons Homer buys Lisa a pony that the family can ill afford. Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Homer's determined to turn around his dismal performance as a dad, and endeavours to help Bart build a race car. Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Homer gives Moe the recipe for a unique alcoholic drink and when it turns into a sensation, Moe takes the credit and the profits. Featuring the special guest voices of rock band Aerosmith. Also in HD 
20:00New: DC's Legends Of Tomorrow New & Exclusive. Daddy Darhkest: The Legends are in for a real surprise when they agree to join demonologist John Constantine at a present-day psychiatric hospital. (S3, ep 10) Also in HD 
21:00New: Strike Back: Retribution New & Exclusive. It's gripping stuff in the series finale. Section 20 are desperate to clear their names. And to do so, they hatch a big and wreckless plan. (S6, ep 10) Also in HD 
22:00New: Bliss New & Exclusive. Andrew's got a problem - Kris and Christina are mixing in the same circles and may fancy each other. He must find out what's going on. Fast. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
22:30A League Of Their Own... ...Rally Special. James Corden and the gang, including comedian Jimmy Carr and Olympian Amy Williams, go head-to-head in the standout challenge from series seven: the rally car race. Also in HD 
23:00The Force: Essex Night of the Long Knives Essex Police's fight against knife crime continues when a dispute between neighbours gets out of control. (S3, ep 4) Also in HD 
00:00Ross Kemp Extreme World Northern Ireland In an investigation closer to home, Ross and the team travel to Northern Ireland during the July marching season. (S3, ep 3) Also in HD 
01:00Brit Cops: Frontline Crime Wales From violent drunks and drug dealers to a dangerous domestic incident, this week's fix focuses on cops based in West Wales. (S1, ep 4) 
02:00Most Shocking: Dangerous Drivers Fast-paced clip show focusing on challenges the police have to face. (S1, ep 4) 
03:00Hawaii Five-0 Na Pilikua Nui (Monsters): Five-0 join the bloody trail of a serial killer inspired by Frankenstein. Jerry calls the team when an armed gang raid a blood bank. (S6, ep 6) Also in HD 
04:00It's Me Or The Dog Bumble & Doogle Penny Curran and her 28-year-old daughter Jade share their home with two Old English Sheepdogs. But when these canines see other dogs, mayhem invariably ensues. (S3, ep 5) 
04:30It's Me Or The Dog Buster & Morgan Buster the Patterdale-Lakeland terrier has been stealing food and barking at other dogs. Can Victoria teach him some manners? (S3, ep 6) 
05:00Futurama Where The Buggalo Roam Amy's boyfriend Kif tries to impress her parents by going after those who rustled their 'buggalo' livestock on Mars. (S4, ep 6) 
05:30Futurama A Pharoah To Remember Bender's longing to be remembered motivates him to become a tyrannical Pharaoh on Osiris 4. (S4, ep 7) 
06:00Monkey Life A baby chimp tries to prove he is grown up enough to go it alone. The Bachelor Boys' reputation, meanwhile, takes a hit when they become frightened of a new toy. (S3, ep 7)