This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Wednesday, May 30 2018

06:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers in Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S2, ep 1) 
06:30Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S2, ep 2) 
07:00Monkey Life Trouble brews when a fight erupts between the feisty female capuchins. Alison visits baby woolly monkey Paulo for the final time, too. (S3, ep 13) 
07:30Monkey Life Animal director Jeremy is concerned about chimp Ben, who has a nasty foot injury. Gibbon Tien, meanwhile, undergoes a major transformation. (S3, ep 14) 
08:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S3, ep 11) 
08:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S3, ep 12) 
09:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S12, ep 1) 
09:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S12, ep 2) 
10:00Highway Patrol Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S2, ep 5) 
10:30Highway Patrol Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S2, ep 6) 
11:00Road Wars Elite cops Rosie and Darren are at the centre of a dramatic manhunt through the back gardens of a posh estate while Chris and Simon face a notorious drug addict in Milton Keynes. (S5, ep 5) 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Special Delivery The team investigates the murder of a Marine with top- level security clearance who is found dead, and missing a hand, in a Beverly Hills parking lot. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Ka Papahana Holo Pono (Best Laid Plans): The team investigate the strange death of a wealthy recluse. Adam faces a terrible ordeal at the hands of the Yakuza. (S6, ep 4) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Ka 'Alapahi Nui (Big Lie): Five-0 hunt for a killer who escaped a murder scene by pulling off a daredevil motorbike stunt. They also gear up for a mud run. (S6, ep 5) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Bounty When a former Army Sergeant responsible for hunting down high-value targets is discovered dead, Callen, Hanna and co believe terrorist leaders are behind the crime. (S2, ep 8) Also in HD 
16:00Stargate SG-1 Sacrifices When warrior leader Ishta (Jolene Blalock) is captured by Moloc, Teal'c launches a rescue mission. Watch out for a special appearance from Jeff Judge as Aron. (S8, ep 9) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons The Old Man And The 'C' Student: Bart must perform community service at Grampa's retirement home. Featuring the guest voice of Jack LaLanne. (S10, ep 20) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles Having been exposed to a strange substance, the crew begin to act like teenagers and the Professor's attempts to cure them makes things worse. (S5, ep 7) 
18:00Futurama The Why Of Fry Nibbler enlists Fry to blow up evil brains bent on destroying the universe; Fry time travels into the past to prevent himself from being cryogenically frozen. (S5, ep 8) 
18:30The Simpsons Springfield Splendor Marge and Lisa turn Lisa's sad experience into a graphic novel-turned-Broadway show. But they struggle with creative differences and ego. (S29, ep 2) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Whistler's Father Homer discovers that Maggie is a whistling savant and launches her baby celebrity career. Meanwhile, Marge impresses Fat Tony. (S29, ep 3) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons New & Exclusive. Grampy Can Ya Hear Me: Grampa gets a hearing aid and finally hears what everyone has been saying about him. (S29, ep 5) Also in HD 
20:00Carnage New & Exclusive. A weaponised hearse and a lethal London cab join the carnage as six more cars clash in the perilous areas. Freddie Flintoff, Lethal Bizzle and Vick Hope host. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
21:00A League Of Their Own More fun and games as James Corden ropes in the services of former Dutch football ace Patrick Kluivert, comic Trevor Noah and Brit tennis star Heather Watson. (S9, ep 4) Also in HD 
22:00The Grudge (2004) Film A terrifying curse falls on anyone who enters a seemingly normal Tokyo home. Sarah Michelle Gellar stars in this flesh-crawling horror. (2004)(88 mins) Also in HD 
23:55Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 4) 
00:55NCIS: Los Angeles Little Angels It's a race against the clock when a Naval Commander's daughter is kidnapped and videotaped being buried alive. Can Callen and co get to the girl in time? (S2, ep 5) Also in HD 
02:00Hawaii Five-0 Luapo'i (Prey): The Five-0 investigate the murder of a bounty hunter who had just apprehended a dangerous killer. Plus, Danny's wife reveals a shocking secret. (S5, ep 24) Also in HD 
03:00Hawaii Five-0 Mai ho'oni i ka wai lana malie (Do Not Disturb the Water that is Tranquil): Danger awaits newlyweds Kono and Adam as the slick crime drama returns. (S6, ep 1) Also in HD 
04:00Highway Patrol Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S2, ep 1) 
05:00It's Me Or The Dog Weathering the Storm British dog expert Victoria Stilwell will need all the tricks of her trade as she heads across the Atlantic to help owners with their problematic pooches. (S2, ep 9) Also in HD 
06:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S2, ep 3)