This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Wednesday, February 21 2018

06:00Modern Family Snow Ball A simple error threatens everything when Manny and Luke put on a fancy winter ball at the school. Mitchell gets a wake-up call when he offers to help. (S8, ep 9) Also in HD 
06:30Modern Family Ringmaster Keifth Mitch gets a shock when Cam calls a concierge to save his ruined New Year's Day feast. Phil's dad Frank causes waves when he brings a date. (S8, ep 10) Also in HD 
07:00Modern Family Sarge & Pea When a rude parent riles Cam, he goes to extreme lengths to give her a piece of his mind. Jay, Claire and Mitch run into DeDe at a family wedding. (S8, ep 11) Also in HD 
07:30Modern Family Do you Believe in Magic? It's Valentines' Day and Phil turns to his alter ego in order to rekindle the romance between him and Claire. (S8, ep 12) Also in HD 
08:00Futurama The Birdbot Of Ice-Catraz Leela fights to save the lives of penguins after the Planet Express ship is involved in an oil spill on Pluto. (S3, ep 9) 
08:30Futurama Luck Of The Fryrish Fry searches the ancient ruins of Old New York for his beloved lucky clover, only to find that his older brother stole not only the clover - but his life. (S3, ep 10) 
09:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S5, ep 15) 
10:00Warehouse 13 Resonance Pete and Myka investigate the possibility that a soothing song could be the key to a slew of bank robberies. (S1, ep 3) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Spoils of War Pressure mounts as the team race to Afghanistan to rescue Kensi from the Taliban's clutches. Hetty, meanwhile, has some secrets to share. (S5, ep 19) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Windfall The team investigate a former marine being pursued by members of al-Qaeda. Plus, Kensi returns to work and wants to hit the ground running. (S5, ep 20) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Ike Hanau (Instinct): Grover goes with his gut instinct to determine whether the demise of a friend's wife was a tragic accident or murder. (S5, ep 20) Also in HD 
14:00NCIS: Los Angeles Three Hearts The team investigate one of their own, an undercover agent it's feared has gone rogue. Plus, Deeks and Kensi discuss their relationship. (S5, ep 21) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles An investigation into the stolen plans for an Unmanned Aerial Vehicle turns personal for Sam when a link is made to the disappearance of a 10-year-old girl. (S5, ep 22) Also in HD 
16:00Stargate SG-1 Rite Of Passage Cassandra develops strange new powers that threaten both her future and that of SG-1. (S5, ep 6) 
17:00The Simpsons Homer becomes the team mascot for the local minor baseball league. (S2, ep 5) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama The Cyber House Rules Tired of feeling like an outcast, Leela has a second eye grafted onto her face. Bender adopts 12 children. (S3, ep 11) 
18:00Futurama Insane In The Mainframe When Fry and Bender are mistaken for bank robbers, they are sentenced to time in an insane asylum for robots. (S3, ep 12) 
18:30The Simpsons Believing he only has one day left to live, Homer tries to cram as much into his remaining hours as possible. Featuring the guest voices of Larry King and George Takei. (S2, ep 11) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Marge tells the kids how she and Homer met and fell in love. Featuring the guest voice of John Lovitz. (S2, ep 12) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons When Homer illegally connects to cable, Lisa worries that her father has broken the eighth commandment. Watch out for the amusing 'So You've Decided To Steal Cable' pamphlet. (S2, ep 13) Also in HD 
20:00A League Of Their Own Unseen Loved the latest series? There's still more fun to come. This special episode checks out the outtakes, pranks and wind-ups you were never meant to see. (S12, ep 8) Also in HD 
21:00New: Strike Back: Retribution New & Exclusive. The team run into trouble as they race to get Idrisi back across Europe. The surprises keep coming as they learn the truth about Jensen and Project Tenebrae. (S6, ep 9) Also in HD 
22:00New: Bliss New & Exclusive. Andrew panics when a pothole campaign threatens to make Kim famous. Also, Kris and Christina have dates. Are his worlds about to collide? (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
22:30A League Of Their Own The smash-hit sports panel show runs into extra time with a special episode featuring more never-before-seen footage from the series. (S9, ep 11) Also in HD 
23:00The Force: Manchester Fast-paced series following the 999 work of Greater Manchester Police. The team races into action when an armed gang starts fighting in one of the city's busiest areas. (S2, ep 9) Also in HD New. 
00:00Ross Kemp Extreme World Papua New Guinea In a startling instalment, Ross Kemp visits one of the most diverse yet chaotic nations on Earth. Contains violence & distressing scenes. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD 
01:00The Blacklist: Redemption Kevin Jensen Tom Keen joins the Halcyon team as they attempt to rescue a family friend of Scottie who is wrongly accused of being a spy. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
02:00NCIS: Los Angeles Double Trouble All bets are off in this nail-biting fifth season finale when Callen and Sam unravel a devious plot involving a drug cartel and a submarine. (S5, ep 24) Also in HD 
03:00Hawaii Five-0 Ua helele'i ka hoku (Fallen Star): The team look into the murder of an Elvis impersonator. Contains strong violence from the outset. (S5, ep 21) Also in HD 
04:00It's Me Or The Dog Chris and Claire got Red and Jasper in order to keep their bull terrier Oscar company. But since Claire gave birth to a daughter, these lively Labradors are too much to handle. (S2, ep 9) 
04:30It's Me Or The Dog Update Teddy Pom Pom Prince Louis and Teddy Pom Pom are a Pomeranian and a Pekinese that are not as cute as they look. Can Victoria get close enough to curb their biting? (S2, ep 10) 
05:00Monkey Life The team have to make a heartbreaking decision when chimp Susie is taken to the hospital and found to have an inoperable heart condition. (S8, ep 15) Also in HD 
05:30Monkey Life Alison heads to the Maldives to rescue a slow loris that was confiscated during a drug raid. Back at the park, Jeremy, is outwitted by capuchin. (S8, ep 16) Also in HD 
06:00Modern Family Do it Yourself Spurred by some recent DIY success, Phil convinces Jay to help him develop a property. Meanwhile, Claire finds a new love for cooking. (S8, ep 13) Also in HD