This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Friday, August 17 2018

06:00Animal 999 Houdini the Horse Houdini the horse has been staying with the SSPCA for a few months, and has earned his name by breaking out of his paddock on a number of occasions. (S5, ep 15) Also in HD 
06:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. 
07:00Monkey Life Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 7) 
07:30Monkey Life Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 8) 
08:00Meerkat Manor The Tale of Ren and Stumpy Documentary series following a group of meerkats. When Flower mysteriously disappears, Rocket Dog is left to lead the group. (S3, ep 5) Also in HD 
08:30Meerkat Manor Sibling Rivalry Documentary series following a group of meerkats. The Zappa gang's dominant female Lola is missing and her sister Punk seizes power. (S3, ep 6) Also in HD 
09:00Animal 999 Houdini the Horse Houdini the horse has been staying with the SSPCA for a few months, and has earned his name by breaking out of his paddock on a number of occasions. (S5, ep 15) Also in HD 
09:30Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S1, ep 1) 
10:00Modern Family Election Day The race for town council comes to a head, but there's still time for some last-minute campaigning. Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad) directs. Mild sexual references. (S3, ep 19) Also in HD 
10:30Modern Family The Last Walt Cam's dad, Merle (Barry Corbin, Dallas), clashes with Jay. Plus, Luke is down in the dumps when he receives some bad news. Mild bad language/sexual references. (S3, ep 20) Also in HD 
11:00MacGyver Hole Puncher Mac poses as psychopath Murdoc when the team intercepts a terror group's message ordering Murdoc to carry out an assassination. (S1, ep 20) Also in HD 
12:00Hawaii Five-0 Akanahe (Reluctant Partner): Following the Governor's orders, McGarrett and Grover join forces to bring in a skilled computer hacker. Nick Jonas guest stars. (S4, ep 8) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Ha'uoli La Ho'omoaika'i (Happy Thanksgiving): McGarrett juggles a deadly plot to kill the US president with a visit from his aunt (guest star Carol Burnett). (S4, ep 9) Also in HD 
14:00NCIS: Los Angeles Crazy Train Callum undertakes a tough undercover assignment when an NSA agent disappears while tracking a dangerous ISIS cell. (S8, ep 7) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Parallel Resistors The team uncover a sinister connection when a grad student who's inventing a high-tech weapon for the Navy is attacked. (S8, ep 8) Also in HD 
16:00The Simpsons The Itchy And Scratchy And Poochie Show Ratings are down so Itchy and Scratchy are forced to add a new character called Poochie to the line-up and Homer is cast in the new role. (S8, ep 14) 
16:30The Simpsons Homer's Phobia A gay antique dealer becomes friends with the Simpsons after discovering their campy collection of art and furniture. Featuring the guest voice of John Waters. (S8, ep 15) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons The Heartbroke Kid When Springfield Elementary installs new, cool vending machines, it's not long before an enormous Bart is off to fat camp... (S16, ep 17) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Anthology Of Interest #2 When the Professor fine tunes his 'What If' machine, Bender discovers what life would be like as a human, and Fry experiences life as a video game. (S4, ep 3) 
18:00Futurama Love And Rocket As Valentine's Day approaches, Bender's romance with the Planet Express ship puts the crew in jeopardy. Guest starring Sigourney Weaver and Lucy Liu. (S4, ep 5) 
18:30The Simpsons Lisa The Drama Queen Lisa becomes friends with a girl who has a wild imagination. Soon, Springfield is an enchanted land, populated by sprites and fairies. Emily Blunt guests. (S20, ep 9) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons No Loan Again, Naturally When the Simpsons are unable to pay their mortgage, Ned performs his good deed of the day. But the clan soon take advantage of his saintly ways. (S20, ep 12) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Gone Maggie Gone When Maggie goes missing outside a convent, Lisa dresses herself as a nun and goes to find her. Meanwhile, the school swot digs up Springfield's secrets... (S20, ep 13) Also in HD 
20:00Modern Family The Future Dunphys Claire checks into hospital and receives an unexpected glimpse of the future, while Lily is exposed to her Asian roots. Strong language. (S4, ep 19) Also in HD 
20:30Modern Family Flip Flop Claire and Cam struggle to sell the house, and Gloria meets Javier's new girlfriend. Guest starring Benjamin Bratt and Paget Brewster. Moderate sex references. (S4, ep 20) Also in HD 
21:00New: Stan Lee's Lucky Man New & Exclusive. Harry spots a golden chance to bring down Blake. But he risks everything when he turns to gambling to fund his sting. (S3, ep 5) Also in HD 
22:00New: Late Late Show Best Of The Week Don't miss all the best moments from James Corden's hit US talk show with weekly specials featuring all the highlights from the past week. Also in HD 
23:00New: Denzel Washington: Reel Life Alex Zane sits down with Denzel Washington to talk about his career and look at clips from the likes of Training Day, Crimson Tide and his latest - all-action sequel The Equalizer 2. Also in HD 
00:00New: An Idiot Abroad Karl Pilkington's journey begins in the Far East. As well as casting his verdict on The Great Wall of China, he immerses himself in the culture with laugh-out-loud results. (1/8) Also in HD 
01:00Brit Cops: Frontline Crime Wales From violent drunks and drug dealers to a dangerous domestic incident, this week's fix focuses on cops based in West Wales. (S1, ep 4) 
02:00Most Shocking: Under Siege 2 Under Siege 2: Fast-paced clip show focusing on challenges the police have to face. (S2, ep 10) 
03:00Duck Quacks Don't Echo Join presenter Denise Van Outen, comedian Jason Manford and small-screen fave Richard Madeley as they share their nuggets of knowledge with host Lee Mack. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
04:00Animal 999 Houdini the Horse Houdini the horse has been staying with the SSPCA for a few months, and has earned his name by breaking out of his paddock on a number of occasions. (S5, ep 15) Also in HD 
04:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. Also in HD 
05:00Futurama Anthology Of Interest #2 When the Professor fine tunes his 'What If' machine, Bender discovers what life would be like as a human, and Fry experiences life as a video game. (S4, ep 3) 
05:30Futurama Love And Rocket As Valentine's Day approaches, Bender's romance with the Planet Express ship puts the crew in jeopardy. Guest starring Sigourney Weaver and Lucy Liu. (S4, ep 5) 
06:00Futurama Luck Of The Fryrish Fry searches the ancient ruins of Old New York for his beloved lucky clover, only to find that his older brother stole not only the clover - but his life. (S3, ep 10)