This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Saturday, February 16 2019

06:00Modern Family And One to Grow On Phil tries to share his love of dance with an unenthusiastic Luke, and Mitch and Cam enter the cutthroat world of wedding venue-booking. (S5, ep 11) Also in HD 
06:30Modern Family Under Pressure Gloria settles a score with a mean mum, and Mitch tries to out-green his neighbour. Guest starring Jesse Eisenberg. Moderate bad language/flashing images. (S5, ep 12) Also in HD 
07:00Modern Family Three Dinners While Jay struggles to digest some news from best pal Shorty, Cam and Mitch take a break from the wedding planning to enjoy a romantic dinner. Mature themes. (S5, ep 13) Also in HD 
07:30Modern Family iSpy: Claire persuades Phil to help her spy on Luke, and Gloria's suspicions are aroused by Jay's sleep talking. Mature themes/flashing images. (S5, ep 14) Also in HD 
08:00Modern Family The Feud Phil, Jay and Luke wage war against three generations of Thorpes, while Gloria starts to worry about Manny's lack of self-confidence. Moderate sex references. (S5, ep 15) Also in HD 
08:30Modern Family Spring-a-Ding-Fling While Cam's thunder is stolen by a popular teacher's return, Mitch doesn't know what to make of his former college pal-turned-new boss. (S5, ep 16) Also in HD 
09:00Football's Funniest Moments 2 A selection of famous footie fans single out hilarious highlights from the beautiful game. Also in HD 
10:00Live - Soccer AM Fenners, Jimmy and Lloyd are with Kieran Trippier, Tom Davis and AJ Tracey, who performs live. Plus, Kieran joins Sunday League Hacks for some free-kick tips, and much more. Also in HD 
11:30New: What's Up TV New & Exclusive. Aaron chills with reggae producer Winta James and Nayha de-stresses at the world's first ironing club. Jacqueline takes a closer look at "study drugs". (S15, ep 4) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles LD50 When five dead bodies are found in a warehouse, the team find themselves on the trail of a deadly bio-weapon and a dealer named 'The Dutchman'. Sweaty-palmed stuff. (S1, ep 14) Also in HD 
13:00NCIS: Los Angeles Full Throttle The team investigate the demise of a young naval officer killed in an illegal street race. Meanwhile, Callen learns a few lessons at traffic school. (S1, ep 17) Also in HD 
14:00NCIS: Los Angeles One of Us The team join the desperate hunt for a murderer with elite training. Callen heads behind bars to visit agent Anna Kolcheck. (S10, ep 7) Also in HD 
15:00New: Monkeys And Apes: Wild Files Gorilla Patrick meets the largest and arguably most sedentary ape in the family. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
15:15Gillette Soccer Sat: Live Scores Jeff Stelling is with Matt Le Tissier, Paul Merson, Phil Thompson and Charlie Nicholas to preside over the day's football, with expert analysis of the scores, results and stories. Also in HD 
17:15PL Greatest: WBA v Man Utd 2013 A chance to relive a classic Premier League match. Here, West Bromwich Albion take on Man Utd back in 2013 in a ten-goal thriller in what was Sir Alex Ferguson's final game in charge. Also in HD 
17:30The Simpsons Marge is jealous when Homer begins spending time with a beautiful Country and Western singer. Featuring the voice of Beverly D'Angelo as Lurlene. Also in HD 
18:00The Simpsons Black Widower Tired of living her life without a man, Selma writes to a pen pal in prison and when he is released from jail, she invites him to the Simpsons' home. With Kelsey Grammer. Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Bart and Milhouse go to the Spinal Tap concert and when they return, Bart has decided he wants to be a heavy metal rocker. Featuring the guest voices of Spinal Tap. Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Bart finds new respect for the law and Lisa hangs out with the wrong crowd after they both take career aptitude tests. Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons When Santa's Little Helper falls ill, the Simpsons save every penny to give him a vital operation. Watch out for the bandaged ornamental lions outside the Veterinary hospital. Also in HD 
20:00Spider-Man (2002) Film A spider bite transforms Tobey Maguire from school geek to crimefighting superhero. Webslinging smash with Willem Dafoe and Kirsten Dunst. Violence/flashing images. (2002)(117 mins) Also in HD 
22:20A League Of Their Own - ... Best Bits From kicking out a can-can to bungee jumping off a dam, Freddie and Jamie's road trip gave us plenty of laughs. Relive all the hilarious highlights. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD 
23:20The Russell Howard Hour Join Russell as he puts his unique spin on current affairs, chats with documentary maker Stacey Dooley, and gets into the ring with comedian Joe Lycett. (S2, ep 12) Also in HD 
00:20New: Serenity: Special A special look at the latest Sky Cinema Original Film - a noir thriller with Matthew McConaughey as a fisherman whose tranquil life is shattered by the arrival of ex-wife Anne Hathaway. Also in HD 
00:50A League Of Their Own Corden and the gang are joined by goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny, TV presenter Alex Brooker and Absolutely Fabulous favourite Jennifer Saunders. (S9, ep 2) Also in HD 
01:45Hawaii Five-0 Pua a'e la ka uwahi o ka moe: McGarrett digs into a 1940s cold case. Plus, the doors open at his and Danny's restaurant. The 200th episode. (S9, ep 7) Also in HD 
02:40New: MacGyver Scavenger + Hard Drive + Dragonfly: Matty sends Mac to recover a hard drive. But the team are puzzled when she refuses to reveal what's on it. (S3, ep 7) Also in HD 
03:30Brit Cops: Rapid Response Action-packed documentary following rapid response officers, the fastest cops in Britain, as they crack down on crime. Time is of the essence! (S3, ep 7) Also in HD 
04:30Road Wars Documentary highlighting the fast thinking and hard work it takes to police the front line of crime in the UK. Strong language. (S6, ep 1) Also in HD 
05:30Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S3, ep 1) 
06:00New: The Hour Of Power Tune in for an inspirational boost of positive thinking in this colourful religious broadcast. Also in HD