This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Thursday, May 31 2018

06:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S2, ep 3) 
06:30Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S2, ep 4) 
07:00Monkey Life Urgent action is taken when an infection threatens to sweep through the park's chimp population. The overweight orangutans, meanwhile, plod on with their diets. (S3, ep 15) 
07:30Monkey Life Events take a turn for the worse for chimp Ben, and panic grows when another primate in Hananya's house is struck down by the same illness. (S3, ep 16) 
08:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S4, ep 1) 
08:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S4, ep 2) 
09:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S12, ep 3) 
09:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S12, ep 4) 
10:00Highway Patrol Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S2, ep 7) 
10:30Highway Patrol Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S2, ep 8) 
11:00Road Wars Roma and Ronnie can't believe their eyes when a Slough driver blows the highest reading they've ever seen on a breathalyser and Chris busts an innovative supermarket thief. (S5, ep 9) 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Standoff When an armed woman holds hostages at a Navy Recruitment Centre, the team are shocked to discover that Callen's ex-partner is teasing the trigger... (S2, ep 6) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Na Kama Hele (Day Trippers): McGarrett's first date with Lynn turns deadly when they are targeted by a mob boss. Elsewhere, Chin and co race to prevent a murder. (S6, ep 7) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Piko Pau 'Iole (The Artful Dodger): Five-0 joins forces with a con man to solve a murder case. Chin gets some help as he investigates the deaths of five arms dealers. (S6, ep 8) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Absolution The first of a thrilling two-parter. After an antique dealer's murder, the team embark on a mission to recover a black book containing top secret information. (S2, ep 9) Also in HD 
16:00Stargate SG-1 End Game The team is faced with a rescue mission like no other when the Stargate is stolen. (S8, ep 10) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Monty Can't Buy Me Love Mr Burns attempts to win adoration by transporting the Loch Ness monster to Springfield. (S10, ep 21) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama The Sting Leela has a strange experience after being stung by killer bees while on a mission to collect ordinary honey. (S5, ep 9) 
18:00Futurama Farnsworth Parabox The Planet Express crew goes to a parallel universe made accessible by Professor Farnsworth's latest experiment. (S5, ep 10) 
18:30The Simpsons The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be Frustrated with the local government, Marge decides to run for Mayor. (S29, ep 6) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons New & Exclusive. Singin' in the Lane: Homer and the guys reunite their old bowling team, only to end up in fierce competition with a team of arrogant millionaires. (S29, ep 7) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Mr Lisa's Opus As future Lisa writes her college application essay for Harvard, she recalls past disappointing birthdays that helped shape her. (S29, ep 8) Also in HD 
20:00New: Arrow New & exclusive. Life Sentence: It's here - the season finale of Arrow. And get ready for an explosive one as Oliver engages season Big Bad Diaz in an epic final battle. (S6, ep 23) Also in HD 
21:00New: SEAL Team New & Exclusive. Containment: Get set for one of the most tense episodes yet as Jason and the team transport a truck load of nuclear warheads on a perilous journey back to base. (S1, ep 11) Also in HD 
22:00New: The Week That Wasn't New & Exclusive. Nothing and no one is off limits as Alistair McGowan, Ronni Ancona and co put words into the mouths of famous faces in a fun-packed version of the week's news. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
22:30The Russell Howard Hour Join Russell as he mocks the madness of the news and talks to activist and writer Harry Leslie Smith. Stand-up from Paul Chowdhry. (S1, ep 8) Also in HD 
23:30A League Of Their Own Roadtrip A League of Their Own boys Jamie, Jack and Freddie jet off to join superstar mate James Corden for a host of outrageous challenges in the ultimate US adventure. (1 of 3) Also in HD 
00:30A League Of Their Own The sports panel show runs into extra time with a special episode featuring never-before-seen footage from series nine of the riotous panel show. (S9, ep 12) Also in HD 
01:00Ross Kemp Extreme World Papua New Guinea In a startling instalment, Ross Kemp visits one of the most diverse yet chaotic nations on Earth. Contains violence & distressing scenes. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD 
02:00Hawaii Five-0 A Makekaua (Until We Die): Disaster looms in this explosive season finale when, on the eve of Kono's wedding, someone threatens to detonate a nuclear bomb. (S5, ep 25) Also in HD 
03:00Duck Quacks Don't Echo Lee Mack is joined by Rhod Gilbert, Ruth Jones and Richard Madeley to test-run random bits of trivia and some of the world's most startling facts. (S5, ep 2) Also in HD 
04:00Highway Patrol Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S2, ep 11) 
04:30Highway Patrol Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD 
05:00It's Me Or The Dog Man vs Manny British dog expert Victoria Stilwell will need all the tricks of her trade as she heads across the Atlantic to help owners with their problematic pooches. (S2, ep 10) Also in HD 
06:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S2, ep 5)