This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Thursday, July 26 2018

06:00Modern Family The Old Wagon Season two. Phil finally agrees to sell the family's old station wagon, but not before a trip down memory lane. Moderate sex references/mature themes. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
06:30Modern Family The Kiss When Cameron critiques Mitchell over his fear of public displays of affection, the whole clan begin to examine Jay's approach to fatherhood. Mild sex references. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD 
07:00Monkey Life Alison and wildlife vet John Lewis visit the park's sister sanctuary in Vietnam, and there's a possible new home for golden-cheeked gibbons Nha and Cu Chi. (S10, ep 15) Also in HD New. 
07:30Monkey Life A wild gibbon is on the attack as Alison and the team carry out health checks at a Vietnamese national park, and Marina tracks a wild loris through the forest. (S10, ep 16) Also in HD New. 
08:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S9, ep 13) 
08:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S9, ep 14) 
09:00Animal 999 Go behind the scenes at the SPCA and follow its dedicated team of rescue officers and inspectors as they save, rehome and care for animals all over Scotland. (S3, ep 1) 
09:30Animal 999 Follow the SPCA and its dedicated team of rescue officers and inspectors as they make it their prime mission to protect pets and wild animals all over Scotland. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD 
10:00Modern Family Slow Down Your Neighbours In this comeback fix, Claire tries to track down a speeding driver and Jay teaches Manny and Gloria to ride a bike. Guest starring James Marsden. (S2, ep 11) Also in HD 
10:30Modern Family Our Children, Ourselves After bumping into his female ex, Mitch ponders the possibility that a mini-Mitchell may be out there. Mary Lynn Rajskub guests. Mild sexual references. (S2, ep 12) Also in HD 
11:00MacGyver Wire Cutter Wire and duct tape come into play as Mac and Jack race the clock to shut down a Soviet-era warhead in Moscow. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
12:00Hawaii Five-0 Ki'ilua (Deceiver): Jenna Kaye resurfaces and she's got a favour to ask of McGarrett, involving a trip to North Korea, rebels and a high-risk rescue mission. (S2, ep 10) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Alaheo Pau'ole (Gone Forever): Chin Ho finds he can't even catch a break on the night before his big day when a body is discovered in an abandoned bunker. (S2, ep 12) Also in HD 
14:00NCIS: Los Angeles Crossing the border into Mexico, Callen and Sam go undercover as food truck owners to find the source of an anthrax poisoning. (S6, ep 14) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Forest for the Trees Concerns grow for Callen and Sam when they're caught in a trap while following up on an anonymous tip about a missing agent. (S6, ep 15) Also in HD 
16:00Stargate SG-1 Company Of Thieves A power struggle in the deadly Lucian Alliance's ranks spells danger for SG-1. With Carter, Vala and Daniel held captive, Mitchell may be their only hope... (S10, ep 9) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons My Strummer Vacation Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Lenny Kravitz, Tom Petty and Elvis Costello are among the guest stars who help Homer realise his dreams of being a rock dude. (S14, ep 2) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama I Second That Emotion After Bender flushes Nibbler down a toilet, Fry, Leela and Bender journey through a sewer system inhabited by mutants. (S2, ep 1) 
18:00Futurama Brannigan, Begin Again After being court-martialled, Zap Brannigan joins the Planet Express team only to inspire Fry and Bender to mutiny against Leela. (S2, ep 2) 
18:30The Simpsons C.E.D'oh When Homer attends a college course on how to succeed in the corporate world, he becomes the owner of the nuclear power plant and fires Mr. Burns. (S14, ep 15) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons 'Scuse Me While I Miss The Sky: A British filmmaker (Eric Idle) produces a documentary about Springfield Elementary while Lisa tries to save the night sky from light pollution. (S14, ep 16) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons 3 Gays Of The Condo Homer moves in with a gay couple after discovering a letter Marge wrote years earlier listing his faults. Is this it for Springfield's first family? (S14, ep 17) Also in HD 
20:00Duck Quacks Don't Echo The fact-busting comedy panel series hosted by Lee Mack returns as Jerry Springer, Emma Bunton and Jason Byrne put further fascinating titbits to the test. (S3, ep 1) Also in HD 
21:00New: SEAL Team New & Exclusive. The Takedown: Ray's dangerously distracted when he goes undercover as a badass assassin. Jason gets the job of taking down a terrorist who's wearing an S-belt. (S1, ep 19) Also in HD 
22:00New: Sick Note New & Exclusive. Rupert Grint, Nick Frost and Lindsay Lohan star in the second dose of the brilliantly dark comedy. And the lies just keep on coming... (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
22:30New: Sick Note New & Exclusive. Will_5000 stirs up a whole lot of trouble when he rocks up at Daniel's work. Dark comedy with Rupert Grint, Nick Frost and Lindsay Lohan. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD 
23:00The Russell Howard Hour Join Russell for his take on current affairs as he mocks the madness of the news and talks with entrepreneur Richard Branson. Stand-up from Phil Ellis. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
00:00A League Of Their Own Corden and the gang are joined by goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny, TV presenter Alex Brooker and Absolutely Fabulous favourite Jennifer Saunders. (S9, ep 2) Also in HD 
01:00Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 8) 
02:00Most Shocking: High Speed Chases Fast-paced clip show focusing on challenges the police have to face. (S2, ep 1) 
03:00Hawaii Five-0 Pahele (Trap): The Five-0 launch into action when a busload of schoolchildren are kidnapped, but are puzzled by the ransom: $80 million worth of cocaine. (S2, ep 11) Also in HD 
04:00Animal 999 Go behind the scenes at the SPCA and follow its dedicated team of rescue officers and inspectors as they save, rehome and care for animals all over Scotland. (S3, ep 1) 
04:30Animal 999 Follow the SPCA and its dedicated team of rescue officers and inspectors as they make it their prime mission to protect pets and wild animals all over Scotland. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD 
05:00Futurama I Second That Emotion After Bender flushes Nibbler down a toilet, Fry, Leela and Bender journey through a sewer system inhabited by mutants. (S2, ep 1) 
05:30Futurama Brannigan, Begin Again After being court-martialled, Zap Brannigan joins the Planet Express team only to inspire Fry and Bender to mutiny against Leela. (S2, ep 2) 
06:00Modern Family Earthquake Nathan Lane makes a memorable appearance as Cam's BFF as a small earthquake hits and affects each family member in their own way... Mild language. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD