This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Wednesday, December 18 2019

06:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S7, ep 5) 
06:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S7, ep 6) 
07:00Kay Burley @ Breakfast Join Kay Burley live from the heart of Westminster for big interviews and agenda-setting coverage of everything you need to know to start your day. Also in HD 
07:30Kay Burley @ Breakfast Join Kay Burley live from the heart of Westminster for big interviews and agenda-setting coverage of everything you need to know to start your day. Also in HD 
08:00Kay Burley @ Breakfast Join Kay Burley live from the heart of Westminster for big interviews and agenda-setting coverage of everything you need to know to start your day. Also in HD 
08:30Kay Burley @ Breakfast Join Kay Burley live from the heart of Westminster for big interviews and agenda-setting coverage of everything you need to know to start your day. Also in HD 
09:00The Simpsons My Way or the Highway to Heaven As the Springfield crowd recall their divine encounters, God and St Peter question what it takes to enter the Pearly Gates. (S30, ep 3) Also in HD 
09:30The Simpsons The Real Housewives Of Fat Tony Marge has her reservations when Fat Tony and sister Selma embark on a whirlwind romance. Will a trip to the Jersey Shore calm her fears? (S22, ep 19) Also in HD 
10:00The Simpsons Homer Scissorhands Homer adds an unlikely string to his bow, and somehow becomes the hottest hairdresser in town. Plus, Lisa is suspicious of Milhouse's new girlfriend. (S22, ep 20) Also in HD 
10:30The Simpsons 500 Keys After getting her hands on a collection of keys to every door in Springfield, Lisa uncovers an old mystery connected to a hidden classroom beneath the school. (S22, ep 21) Also in HD 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles This is what we do: Homeland Security send over Nell's bossy sister when a violent group of assailants illegally cross the border. (S9, ep 8) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Fool Me Twice CIA agent Joelle Taylor turns to Callen for help when she escapes her kidnappers. But can the team trust her story? (S9, ep 9) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Hana Keaka (Charade): Danny goes undercover as a teacher as the team investigate the murder of a college professor. (S6, ep 9) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Ka Makau Kaa Kaua (Sweet Science): Five-O point the finger at an outspoken champion boxer from the mainland, when the brother of a promising local ringster is murdered. (S6, ep 10) Also in HD 
15:00Modern Family The Old Man & the Tree Christmas has arrived and, while Jay takes Manny to chop down a tree, Cam and Lily head to a charity event. Bryan Cranston directs. Mild sex references. (S5, ep 10) Also in HD 
15:30Modern Family And One to Grow On Phil tries to share his love of dance with an unenthusiastic Luke, and Mitch and Cam enter the cutthroat world of wedding venue-booking. (S5, ep 11) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Under Pressure Gloria settles a score with a mean mum, and Mitch tries to out-green his neighbour. Guest starring Jesse Eisenberg. Moderate bad language/flashing images. (S5, ep 12) Also in HD 
16:30The Simpsons Boy-Scoutz 'n The Hood: Homer and Bart find themselves in trouble on a raft hurtling towards rapids. Featuring the special guest voice of Ernest Borgnine. (S5, ep 8) 
17:00The Simpsons Last Temptation Of Homer Homer is attracted to a sexy new co-worker with a personality identical to his own. Featuring the guest voice of Michelle Pfeiffer. (S5, ep 9) 
17:30The Simpsons Springfield (Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Legalised Gambling): The town of Springfield legalises gambling. (S5, ep 10) 
18:00Futurama Xmas Holiday Spectacular The Planet Express crew celebrate a trio of holidays, learning the meaning of X-mas, Robanukah and - of course - Kwanzaa. (S7, ep 13) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons The Falcon and the D'ohman Homer gets into a spot of bother with a terrorist, before the future of 'it' couple 'Nedna' is revealed. Guest starring Touch's Kiefer Sutherland. (S23, ep 1) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Bart Stops To Smell The Roosevelts Principal Skinner has had enough of Bart's mischief- making and challenges Superintendent Chalmers to take over his education. (S23, ep 2) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Replaceable You Homer's new assistant Roz is eager to please and hard- working. Her one slight flaw, however, is that she's evil. Glee scene-stealer Jane Lynch guest stars. (S23, ep 4) Also in HD 
20:00Michael Buble's Christmas... ...In Hollywood. Michael BublÚ's festive TV special features a host of musical performances and skits alongside a cast of celebrity friends, including CÚline Dion and Tori Kelly. Also in HD 
21:00A League of Their Own Xmas... ... Party 2018. The boys team up with celebs for some fun-packed Christmas cricket. There's a sing-song and Kriss Akabusi rocks up with a surprise. Also in HD 
22:00Micky Flanagan: Back In The... ...Game (2013). Micky Flanagan talks middle age, marriage and making sausage sandwiches in a sell-out stand-up show in front of his home crowd at London's Hackney Empire. Also in HD 
00:00The Russell Howard Election... ...Hour. New & Exclusive. Join Russell for a 2019 General Election Special. He also chats to David Baddiel about internet trolling, and has the perfect night in with Jack Black (S3, ep 6) Also in HD 
01:00Christmas Crime UK Seasonal edition of the hard-hitting documentary series. (S1, ep 2) 
01:30Christmas Crime UK Seasonal edition of the hard-hitting documentary series. (S1, ep 3) 
02:00Road Wars In an action-packed instalment, Kev and Waller deal with a drug addict in Windsor, and Simon confronts a driver with a few unpleasant surprises up his sleeve. Strong language. (S6, ep 14) Also in HD 
03:00NCIS: Los Angeles Forasteira The team spring into action when a mercenary with a grudge threatens a diplomat's life. (S9, ep 10) Also in HD 
04:00Modern Family And One to Grow On Phil tries to share his love of dance with an unenthusiastic Luke, and Mitch and Cam enter the cutthroat world of wedding venue-booking. (S5, ep 11) Also in HD 
04:30Modern Family Under Pressure Gloria settles a score with a mean mum, and Mitch tries to out-green his neighbour. Guest starring Jesse Eisenberg. Moderate bad language/flashing images. (S5, ep 12) Also in HD 
05:00Stargate SG-1 Maternal Instinct SG-1 races against Apophis to find the Harsesis child. (S3, ep 20) 
06:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S7, ep 7)