This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Friday, March 2 2018

06:00Monkey Life Baby woolly monkey Paulo meets his new family for the first time, and pregnant orangutan Amy gets to grips with a breast pump. (S3, ep 9) 
06:30Monkey Life A shock is in store for chimps Ben and Pip when they have another encounter with Hananya. Piquita, meanwhile, is the centre of attention in the woolly monkey enclosure. (S3, ep 10) 
07:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S1, ep 9) 
07:30Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S1, ep 10) 
08:00Send In The Dogs UK Documentary following the work of Britain's police dogs in real operations, sniffing out everything from drugs and weapons to counterfeit money. Ken Stott narrates. (S1, ep 10) 
09:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S2, ep 2) 
10:00Warehouse 13 Regrets In a Florida prison, Myka and Pete investigate reports of a number of mysterious suicides. Claudia discovers a new use for one of the artefacts. (S1, ep 10) 
11:00Forever The Pugilist Break Henry casts an eye over the death of a reformed addict, before spinning a tall tale when Jo asks questions about his friendship with Abe. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles SEAL Hunter Shockwaves ripple through the team when Sam is arrested for a murder he swears he didn't commit. Directed by series star Chris O'Donnell. (S6, ep 6) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Ka Makau Kaa Kaua (Sweet Science): Five-O point the finger at an outspoken champion boxer from the mainland, when the brother of a promising local ringster is murdered. (S6, ep 10) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Kuleana (One's Personal Sense of Responsibility): Kamekona's dark past comes back to haunt him. McGarrett and Danny work on their partnership issues. (S6, ep 11) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles The Grey Man The team investigate the murder of a homeless man, who is identified as a former marine and CIA agent with connections to the Mexican cartel. (S6, ep 8) Also in HD 
16:00Stargate SG-1 Proving Ground O'Neill's training session with a young Stargate team is cut short by a real mission at Stargate Command. (S5, ep 13) 
17:00The Simpsons When Lisa enters a competition about patriotism she is chosen as one of the semi-finalists and suddenly the Simpsons find themselves on an all expenses paid trip to Washington. Also in HD 
17:30Futurama A Leela Of Her Own Leela believes that she is a pioneer for women's athletics when she becomes the first female major league blernsball player. (S4, ep 10) 
18:00Futurama 30% Iron Chef: Bender learns to cook and competes against the pretentious, popular chef Elzar in an Iron Cook chef contest. (S4, ep 11) 
18:30The Simpsons Lisa accurately predicts the winners of sporting events on which Homer gambles so she can be closer to her father. Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons When Marge reaches breaking point, she leaves for a much needed vacation, leaving the rest of the family to realise how much she does for them. Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Bart's teacher, Mrs Krabappel, tired of living a lonely, unfulfilled existence, takes out an ad in the personals. Also in HD 
20:00New: The Simpsons New & Exclusive. Haw-Haw Land: Nelson gets jealous when Lisa falls for jazz pianist Brendan (voiced by Ed Sheeran). Meanwhile, Bart discovers he has a love for chemistry. (S29, ep 10) Also in HD 
20:30Modern Family The Future Dunphys Claire checks into hospital and receives an unexpected glimpse of the future, while Lily is exposed to her Asian roots. Strong language. (S4, ep 19) Also in HD 
21:00New: Jamestown New & Exclusive. There's a big revelation when Secretary Farlow returns from England with a charming alchemist. Maria turns to the Rutters when she gets framed for a crime. (S2, ep 5) Also in HD 
22:10A League Of Their Own Series seven raises its game for one last hurrah, featuring football legend Alan Shearer, comedian Jason Manford and The Saturdays' Frankie Sandford. (S7, ep 8) Also in HD 
23:05Class of '92: Full Time As the "Class of '92" continue to try and turn Salford City FC into a full-time club, the futures of the managers and players are still unresolved, and results continue to suffer... Ep. 2. Also in HD 
00:00The Russell Howard Hour Join Russell as he mocks the madness of the news and talks to activist and writer Harry Leslie Smith. Stand-up from Paul Chowdhry. (S1, ep 8) Also in HD 
01:00Brit Cops: Frontline Crime Officers in West Wales attend a street fight outside a nightclub, before their colleagues from the drugs squad launch a raid. (S1, ep 8) 
02:00Most Shocking: Robberies &... ... Hold Ups. Fast-paced clip show focusing on challenges the police have to face. (S1, ep 6) 
03:00The Blacklist: Redemption Whitehall Conclusion: There's a twist in store in the season finale as Howard and Scottie vie for control over Halycon and Whitehall's deadly technology. (S1, ep 8) Also in HD 
04:00It's Me Or The Dog Zulu Zulu is a 98lb boxer. He's finding it hard to adjust from the great outdoors of South Africa to a tiny terrace house in London. Can Victoria help him adapt to city life? (S4, ep 1) 
04:30It's Me Or The Dog Lottie Keith rescued a Patterdale terrier and brought it into his family. But now it's him who needs saving. Can Victoria put a stop to the dog's spinning and garden wrecking? (S4, ep 2) 
05:00Futurama A Leela Of Her Own Leela believes that she is a pioneer for women's athletics when she becomes the first female major league blernsball player. (S4, ep 10) 
05:30Futurama 30% Iron Chef: Bender learns to cook and competes against the pretentious, popular chef Elzar in an Iron Cook chef contest. (S4, ep 11) 
06:00Futurama Leela's Homeworld After being named 'Orphan Of The Year', Leela finally learns the truth about her parents and her own identity. (S4, ep 4)