This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Friday, September 28 2018

06:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S6, ep 8) 
06:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S6, ep 9) 
07:00Monkey Life There's concern for elderly saki monkey Jethro, who needs surgery on his tail. Hot potatoes are served up with soup as the chimps get a winter warmer to start the day. (S10, ep 7) Also in HD 
07:30Monkey Life Two golden-cheeked gibbons head off for a new life in France. Two stumpie arrivals from Belgium meet some of their new housemates. (S10, ep 8) Also in HD 
08:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S1, ep 11) 
08:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S2, ep 1) 
09:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers in Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S4, ep 5) 
09:30Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers in Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S4, ep 6) 
10:00Modern Family Queer Eyes, Full Hearts Haley tries to land a job with an influential stylist (Ugly Betty's Michael Urie), while Gloria hires a hot Spanish teacher for Manny. (S6, ep 7) Also in HD 
10:30Modern Family Three Turkeys Claire has her doubts when Phil steps up to the plate to cook Thanksgiving dinner. Plus, roles are reversed after Cam is forced to play bad cop. (S6, ep 8) Also in HD 
11:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S2, ep 1) 
12:00Hawaii Five-0 Kau pahi, ko'u kua. Kau pu, ko'u po'o (Your Knife, My Back. My Gun, Your Head: Five-0 calls on old friend Harry Langford when a crime family boss is murdered. (S8, ep 3) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 E Uhi Wale No 'A' Ole E Nalo, He Imu Puhi (No Matter How Much One Covers a Steaming Imu, The Smoke Will Rise): A hacker throws Five-0's informants in to danger. (S8, ep 4) Also in HD 
14:00NCIS: Los Angeles Hand-to-Hand It's a race against the clock to solve the murder of a Marine who served in Iraq. Going undercover, Sam follows clues that point to the victim's past. (S1, ep 19) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Fame A Navy Lieutenant's death triggers action-packed antics. In an unpredictable case packed with surprises, the clues lead Callen, Sam and co to a wealthy socialite. (S1, ep 20) Also in HD 
16:00The Flash The Trial of The Flash As Barry goes on trial for the murder of Devoe, Joe and Iris must decide how far they are willing to go to keep him out of jail. (S4, ep 10) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be Frustrated with the local government, Marge decides to run for Mayor. (S29, ep 6) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Overclockwise Bender is boosted into a god-like entity capable of predicting the future, and Leela reaches a decision about her relationship with Fry. (S8, ep 12) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama Reincarnation The cartoon favourite calls time on its eighth season by giving Fry and the gang makeovers in a trio of tales presented in alternating animated styles. (S8, ep 13) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Lisa gets the Blues Lisa refinds her love of jazz when the family wind up in New Orleans. Bart discovers Louisiana's voodoo, while Homer discovers its booze. (S29, ep 17) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Forgive and Regret While on his deathbed, Grampa makes a big confession to Homer. But things get awkward when he then puts in a recovery. (S29, ep 18) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Left Behind Homer gets far more than he bargained for when he gets Flanders a job at the plant. Marge frets the spark has gone from her and Homer's marriage. (S29, ep 19) Also in HD 
20:00Modern Family Thanksgiving Jamboree The Pritchett-Tuckers throw a huge Thanksgiving bash. Jay struggles to stay calm amid the chaos and Mitchell decides it's time to fess up. (S8, ep 7) Also in HD 
20:30Modern Family The Alliance Gloria, Phil and Cam form a secret pact. Meanwhile, Luke gets caught in a compromising situation with a widow at the club. (S8, ep 8) Also in HD 
21:00New: A Discovery Of Witches New & Exclusive. Diana and Matthew's relationship moves forward. But something's about to happen that will cast them both further into danger. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
22:00Late Late Show Best Of The Week ...with James Corden. New & Exclusive. James meets actors Rob Lowe, Leighton Meester, Joe Manganiello, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Alison Brie. With music from Good Charlotte. Also in HD 
23:00A League Of Their Own New & Exclusive. James finds a funny way to stitch up Jamie as the boys welcome long distance legend Mo Farah, netball coach Tracey Neville and comedian Rob Beckett. (S13, ep 5) Also in HD 
00:00The Russell Howard Hour Join Russell for his take on current affairs as he mocks the madness of the news and talks to chef Jamie Oliver. Stand-up from Ed Gamble. (S1, ep 13) Also in HD 
01:00An Idiot Abroad Pilkington is sent on his final mission: to visit Machu Picchu in Peru. Along the way, Karl 'enjoys' an overnight stay in the Amazon jungle and meets some reformed cannibals. (7/8) Also in HD 
02:00Stan Lee's Lucky Man Harry spots a golden chance to bring down Blake. But he risks everything when he turns to gambling to fund his sting. (S3, ep 5) Also in HD 
03:00Stan Lee's Lucky Man Rich moves in with Suri as Harry fights to win back his flat. But something terrible happens when Blake and Eve go after DSI Gray. (S3, ep 6) Also in HD 
04:00The Flash Crisis on Earth-X, Part 3: The superheroes team up to take on their most formidable foes yet when Earth-X villains crash Barry's wedding. Crossover event. (S4, ep 8) Also in HD 
05:00Futurama Overclockwise Bender is boosted into a god-like entity capable of predicting the future, and Leela reaches a decision about her relationship with Fry. (S8, ep 12) Also in HD 
05:30Futurama Reincarnation The cartoon favourite calls time on its eighth season by giving Fry and the gang makeovers in a trio of tales presented in alternating animated styles. (S8, ep 13) Also in HD 
06:00Futurama Law & Oracle Fry packs in his job and becomes a police officer in the Future Crimes Division, only to find Bender in the frame for a not-yet-committed misdemeanour. (S8, ep 4) Also in HD