This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Thursday, September 26 2019

06:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S1, ep 10) 
06:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S1, ep 11) 
07:00Snake Boss In The Pool Red-bellied black in your radiator? Taipan in your toilet? Python in your pool? Never fear, Julia and Johnny are here to rehome any unwelcome reptilians. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
07:30Snake Boss The Lizards of Oz Red-bellied black in your radiator? Taipan in your toilet? Python in your pool? Never fear, Julia and Johnny are here to rehome any unwelcome reptilians. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
08:00The Dog Whisperer Sadie And Calder Series following renowned dog trainer Cesar Millan. Cesar comes to the aid of Sadie, a basset hound who is petrified of her owner. (S5, ep 7) Also in HD 
09:00Send In The Dogs UK Documentary following the work of Britain's police dogs in real operations, sniffing out everything from drugs and weapons to counterfeit money. Ken Stott narrates. (S1, ep 8) 
10:00Stargate SG-1 Broca Divide After returning from a new planet of primitives, O'Neill and the SG-1 team undergo a startling transformation. (S1, ep 5) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles False Flag It's all hands on deck in the season finale as the hunt continues for the ISIS sympathisers hidden among the Allegiance's crew. (S10, ep 24) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Identity Crime drama starring Chris O'Donnell and LL Cool J. "G" Callan, an undercover expert, must solve a kidnapping with the help of his highly-skilled team. Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Mimiki ke kai, ahuwale ka papa leho: McGarrett and Danny hunt a bank thief in a heatwave. Meanwhile, Tani and Junior's car gets stolen. (S9, ep 3) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Aia i Hi'ikua; i Hi'ialo: McGarrett crosses the line as he digs into a former SEAL buddy's death. Adam returns with some devastating news. (S9, ep 6) Also in HD 
15:00Caught On Dashcam Outrageous road disasters and highway hijinks, captured on video via people's in-vehicle dashboard cameras. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Great Expectations Edward Norton and Elizabeth Banks guest star as Claire tries to find Phil the perfect anniversary gift. Mild language/sexual references/flashing images. (S1, ep 8) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Fizbo Calamity ensues as the Dunphys throw Luke a party. It's a memorable day, especially when Cam shows up as Fizbo the clown... Derogatory language/flashing images. (S1, ep 9) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Homer's boss, Mr Burns, commissions Marge to paint a portrait of him. Featuring the voice of Ringo Starr. (S2, ep 18) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Yo Leela Leela Fame and fortune goes to Leela's head when she creates a huge children's TV hit, and it's up to Fry and co to administer the necessary reality check. (S8, ep 6) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama All The Presidents' Heads: After figuring out how to travel back in time, Professor Farnsworth decides to right a wrong by revisiting the American Revolution. (S8, ep 7) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Homer Defined Homer falls asleep on the job, unaware that a nuclear meltdown is occurring in the plant. (S3, ep 5) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Like Father, Like Clown Bart and Lisa try to reunite Krusty The Clown with his estranged father, Rabbi Krustofski (Jackie Mason). (S3, ep 6) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror II Lisa, Bart and Homer suffer from nightmares after eating too much candy. (S3, ep 7) Also in HD 
20:00Rob & Romesh Vs... ... The NFL. Comedian mates Rob and Romesh meet and train with some of the NFL's biggest stars. Then, they get kitted up for a match in front of 80,000 people. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
21:00New: A League Of Their Own New & Exclusive. Amanda Holden referees as Jamie's dad Harry joins the fun. Comedian Guz Khan and former footballer Alex Scott also team up with the boys. (S14, ep 7) Also in HD 
22:00New: Frayed New & Exclusive. Sarah Kendall stars as a wealthy London housewife who's forced to return to her Australian hometown. Bittersweet Sky original comedy. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
23:00Temple New & Exclusive. The clinic's secrecy falls into jeopardy when Daniel puts Beth's ex-colleague Anna in an impossible position. Strong language. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
00:00The Reluctant Landlord New & Exclusive. Rom and Natasha compete to organise the best date. Julie makes a big move and Jayanthi tries to help Lemon in the art of seduction. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
00:30Brit Cops: War On Crime Explosive documentary following Lincolnshire cops as they fight crime across one of the UK's largest counties. (S5, ep 9) 
01:30Hawaii Five-0 A'ohe kio pohaku nalo i ke alo pali: A body turns up as McGarrett and Danny dig into black market sand. Junior escorts a fallen soldier home. (S9, ep 4) Also in HD 
02:30Hawaii Five-0 New & Exclusive. A'ohe mea 'imi a ka maka: Jerry hunts for evidence of a murder he saw as a boy. Contains flashing images and violent scenes from the outset. (S9, ep 5) Also in HD 
03:30Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S4, ep 13) 
04:00Futurama Yo Leela Leela Fame and fortune goes to Leela's head when she creates a huge children's TV hit, and it's up to Fry and co to administer the necessary reality check. (S8, ep 6) Also in HD 
04:30Futurama All The Presidents' Heads: After figuring out how to travel back in time, Professor Farnsworth decides to right a wrong by revisiting the American Revolution. (S8, ep 7) Also in HD 
05:00Caught On Dashcam Outrageous road disasters and highway hijinks, captured on video via people's in-vehicle dashboard cameras. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
06:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S2, ep 1)