This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Thursday, October 25 2018

06:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S9, ep 4) 
06:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S9, ep 5) 
07:00Modern Family The Party Luke and Manny are left in charge when the family go out. But when the fire alarm goes off, Claire starts to suspect the boys are throwing a party. (S7, ep 18) Also in HD 
07:30Modern Family Man Shouldn't Lie Claire and the kids desperately try to hide a dog from Phil. Meanwhile, Jay finds himself in a pickle with Gloria. (S7, ep 19) Also in HD 
08:00Modern Family Promposal Asking a girl to the prom gets even more nerve-wrecking for Luke and Manny when Cam and Mitch decide to interfere. (S7, ep 20) Also in HD 
08:30Modern Family Crazy Train An eventful journey is in store for the Pritchett-Dunphy-Tuckers as they board the train for DeDe's wedding. (S7, ep 21) Also in HD 
09:00The Simpsons The Springfield Files X-Files agents Mulder and Scully investigate Homer's 'extra-terrestrial encounter'. Special guest voices: David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson. (S8, ep 10) Also in HD 
09:30The Simpsons The Twisted World Of Marge Simpson When Marge is kicked out of her investment club, she starts her own hot pretzel business. Guest starring Jack Lemmon and Joe Mantegna. (S8, ep 11) Also in HD 
10:00The Simpsons Mountain Of Madness Employees of the nuclear power plant go on a mountain retreat to learn about teamwork. (S8, ep 12) Also in HD 
10:30The Simpsons Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)cious: The Simpsons hire a Mary Poppins-like nanny when Marge becomes overwhelmed by the demands of being a housewife. (S8, ep 13) Also in HD 
11:00Big Cats... ...An Amazing Animal Family. Patrick Aryee comes within a whisker of some of Earth's most majestic predators on a stunning journey through the feline family tree. (1 of 2) Also in HD 
12:00Attenborough At 90 Behind The Lens As Sir David Attenborough turns 90, this intimate film presents new interviews, eye-opening behind-the-scenes footage and extraordinary clips from some of his most recent films. Also in HD 
13:00NCIS: Los Angeles Fallout Hetty's past catches up with her when the team try to track down a stolen anti-terrorism device, culminating in an off-the-books operation. (S5, ep 8) Also in HD 
14:00Modern Family Thanksgiving Jamboree The Pritchett-Tuckers throw a huge Thanksgiving bash. Jay struggles to stay calm amid the chaos and Mitchell decides it's time to fess up. (S8, ep 7) Also in HD 
14:30Modern Family The Alliance Gloria, Phil and Cam form a secret pact. Meanwhile, Luke gets caught in a compromising situation with a widow at the club. (S8, ep 8) Also in HD 
15:00The Simpsons The Itchy And Scratchy And Poochie Show Ratings are down so Itchy and Scratchy are forced to add a new character called Poochie to the line-up and Homer is cast in the new role. (S8, ep 14) 
15:30The Simpsons Brother From Another Series Sideshow Bob is released from prison on the condition that his brother takes care of him. Guest voices of Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce. (S8, ep 16) Also in HD 
16:00The Simpsons My Sister, My Sitter After doing a great job watching the Flanders children, Lisa becomes the town's most popular babysitter. (S8, ep 17) Also in HD 
16:30The Simpsons S is for Santa's Little Helper Bart gives Santa's Little Helper away so he can keep a fully trained blue ribbon collie. (S8, ep 20) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Lisa the Skeptic Townspeople believe Lisa has unearthed the fossilised remains of an angel. (S9, ep 8) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama I Second That Emotion After Bender flushes Nibbler down a toilet, Fry, Leela and Bender journey through a sewer system inhabited by mutants. (S2, ep 1) 
18:00Futurama Brannigan, Begin Again After being court-martialled, Zap Brannigan joins the Planet Express team only to inspire Fry and Bender to mutiny against Leela. (S2, ep 2) 
18:30The Simpsons Dumbbell Indemnity When Moe finds himself strapped for cash as a result of romancing his new love, he enlists Homer in a scheme. Featuring the guest voice of Helen Hunt. (S9, ep 16) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons The Little Wiggy Bart is appalled when Marge forces him to befriend Ralph Wiggum. (S9, ep 18) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Simpson Tide Homer becomes the captain of a Navy submarine and Bart has his ear pierced. Featuring the guest voices of Bob Denver as himself and Rod Steiger as Captain Tenille. (S9, ep 19) Also in HD 
20:00New: The Flash New & Exclusive. Blocked: Team Flash run into season Big Bad Cicada as they hunt a meta who's stealing fancy weapons. Barry teaches Nora how to be a better speedster. (S5, ep 2) Also in HD 
21:00New: A League Of Their Own New & Exclusive Can't get enough of James and the boys? Neither can we. That's why the series goes to extra time, with all the outtakes, pranks and wind-ups we were never meant to see. Also in HD 
22:00An Idiot Abroad 2 Swim With Dolphins Karl heads off for a dip with some dolphins - what's not to like? A lot if Ricky & Steve are your holiday planners. Very strong language from the outset. (Episode 3/8) Also in HD 
23:00The Simpsons Large Marge Marge's life changes when her attempt to lose weight via surgery results in two surprise additions to her figure. Adam West, Burt Ward and the Baha Men guest star. (S14, ep 3) Also in HD 
23:30The Simpsons There will be Buds Homer winds up coaching the kids' lacrosse team with Milhouse's clingy dad Kirk. But things go awry when Kirk's antics get too much for him. (S28, ep 6) Also in HD 
00:00Football's Funniest Moments 2 A selection of famous footie fans single out hilarious highlights from the beautiful game. Also in HD 
01:00NCIS: Los Angeles Recovery Deeks finally tells Kensi how he feels about her, but, first, the pair go undercover at a rehab centre to investigate the murder of a naval IT officer. (S5, ep 9) Also in HD 
02:00NCIS: Los Angeles The Frozen Lake Emotions run high for Deeks and Kensi during a tense operation triggered by the murder of a Pentagon consultant and a stolen thumb drive. (S5, ep 10) Also in HD 
03:00A Discovery Of Witches New & Exclusive. Matthew and Baldwin race to save Diana from Satu's dangerous dark magic. In Oxford, Sophie shocks Agatha with a confession. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD 
04:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S5, ep 2) 
04:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S5, ep 3) 
05:00Futurama I Second That Emotion After Bender flushes Nibbler down a toilet, Fry, Leela and Bender journey through a sewer system inhabited by mutants. (S2, ep 1) 
05:30Futurama Brannigan, Begin Again After being court-martialled, Zap Brannigan joins the Planet Express team only to inspire Fry and Bender to mutiny against Leela. (S2, ep 2) 
06:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S9, ep 6)