This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Monday, February 18 2019

06:00Monkey Life Orang-utan Lucky is moving home while young woolly monkey Lucas is causing concern. Little chimp Thelma is up to her usual tricks. (S10, ep 4) Also in HD 
06:30Monkey Life There's a woolly bundle of joy for Pacaja, but is it a son or a daughter? The slow loris demonstrate just how they got their name when the team try to weigh them. (S10, ep 5) Also in HD 
07:00Animal 999 A stray cat needs emergency care and Connie O'Neill checks out its injuries. Despite the urgent attention, staff aren't confident of the cat's survival chances. (S5, ep 5) Also in HD 
07:30Animal 999 RTA Dog Connie O'Neill attends the scene of an accident in which a Patterdale terrier has been knocked down. (S5, ep 6) Also in HD 
08:00Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 1) 
09:00Babylon 5 Zha'dum While Shadow vessels surround Babylon 5, Sheridan is confronted by a visitor from the past who has to lead him on a dangerous mission. (S3, ep 22) 
10:00Stargate SG-1 Orpheus Using knowledge remembered by Daniel in flashback, SG-1 mount a rescue mission to save Teal'c's son Ry'ac and his mentor Bratac from Goa'uld enslavement. (S7, ep 4) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Human Traffic A special agent falls off the grid during an undercover assignment and the team must work alongside the LAPD on a case involving human trafficking and drugs. (S2 ep 1) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Black Widow The team track a highly-specialised hit squad that takes out a special agent on assignment. The NCIS officers must apprehend the squad before the next target is set. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Ka laina ma ke one (Line in the Sand): The team are forced to confront an aggressive US marshall when a wanted man escapes capture. (S7, ep 14) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Ka pa'ani nui (Big Game): Five-0 investigate when they hear rumours that a former Nazi war criminal might be hiding out in Hawaii. (S7, ep 15) Also in HD 
15:00Big Cats... ...An Amazing Animal Family. Patrick Aryee comes within a whisker of some of Earth's most majestic predators on a stunning journey through the feline family tree. (1 of 2) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Sleeper Phil is forced to spin a lie after missing a repairman's call, and Claire accuses Cam of being snobby. Gloria organises the family photo shoot. (S5, ep 21) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Message Received Mitch and Cam struggle to cope with the spiralling cost of their wedding. The Dunphy kids, meanwhile, play a prank on Phil and Claire. Moderate sex references. (S5, ep 22) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Bart Star Homer becomes coach of the Springfield Pee Wee Football team - and appoints Bart as quarterback. Featuring the guest voice of Joe Namath as himself. (S9, ep 6) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Leela's Homeworld After being named 'Orphan Of The Year', Leela finally learns the truth about her parents and her own identity. (S4, ep 4) 
18:00Futurama Where The Buggalo Roam Amy's boyfriend Kif tries to impress her parents by going after those who rustled their 'buggalo' livestock on Mars. (S4, ep 6) 
18:30The Simpsons Lisa the Skeptic Townspeople believe Lisa has unearthed the fossilised remains of an angel. (S9, ep 8) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Reality Bites Marge is employed by an estate agent but her honesty costs her lucrative sales. (S9, ep 9) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Xmas Miracle on Evergreen Terrace When the Simpsons' Christmas presents are stolen, the residents of Springfield rally to the aid of Homer and his family. (S9, ep 10) Also in HD 
20:00Magnum P.I. New & Exclusive. Sudden Death: Magnum starts his sleuthing when TC tells him a young footballer's dad is accused of murder. Cyndi Lauper guest stars. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
21:00Carpool Karaoke: When Corden Met... ...McCartney Live from Liverpool. Loved Sir Paul's Carpool Karaoke this summer? Tune in for extra footage as he and James Corden sing more songs and put on a surprise gig. Also in HD 
22:00A League Of Their Own More fun and games as James Corden ropes in the services of former Dutch football ace Patrick Kluivert, comic Trevor Noah and Brit tennis star Heather Watson. (S9, ep 4) Also in HD 
23:00Football's Funniest Moments 5 New & Exclusive. From Gary Neville's stint at Valencia to Alan Pardew's dance moves, fans choose football's funniest moments. With David James, Jamie Carragher and Paul Whitehouse. Also in HD 
00:00Late Late Show Best Of The Week ... The Week with James Corden. New & Exclusive. Don't miss all the best moments from James Corden's hit US talk show with weekly specials featuring all the highlights from the past week. Also in HD 
01:00The Force: Manchester Fast-paced documentary series following the 999 work of Greater Manchester Police. Officers respond to a series of alcohol-related incidents. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
02:00The Force: Manchester Fast-paced documentary series following the 999 work of Greater Manchester Police. A force-wide search is launched when a man is assaulted by two men who also steal his car. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
03:00Living The Dream A lawyer's letter delivers Mal and Jen another blow. They need to track down the park's mystery co-owner. And to do so, they'll need the residents' help. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD 
04:00Babylon 5 Shadow Dancing White Star and a military force from the Non-Aligned Worlds square up against the Shadow forces. (S3, ep 21) 
05:00Futurama Godfellas When Bender is accidentally shot into the heavens, he becomes god to a race of tiny aliens. Can he cut the celestial mustard? Probably not. (S4, ep 8) 
05:30Futurama Future Shock A cryogenically frozen 1980s guy is thawed, becomes the CEO of the failing Planet Express company, and threatens to have it gutted by its largest competitor. (S4, ep 9) 
06:00Monkey Life Jeremy heads to Belgium to collect two new stumpies. The team get ready to say farewell to two much-loved gibbons, and young chimp Thelma gets the brush off. (S10, ep 6) Also in HD