This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Wednesday, October 24 2018

06:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S9, ep 2) 
06:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S9, ep 3) 
07:00Modern Family The Storm Everyone heads to Jay and Gloria's when a huge storm causes a power cut. However, so many people in such close quarters can only spell trouble... (S7, ep 14) Also in HD 
07:30Modern Family I Don't Know How She Does It Things get awkward for Mitch and Cam when they attend a wedding. Plus, could super mum Claire be hiding a guilty secret? (S7, ep 15) Also in HD 
08:00Modern Family The Cover-Up Phil gets an attractive new client and tries to keep her a secret from Claire. Meanwhile, Claire gets attention from her hot new yoga teacher. (S7, ep 16) Also in HD 
08:30Modern Family Express Yourself Cameron's emotional sister Pam proves too much for Mitchell. Plus, Phil and Claire struggle to stay awake during a spontaneous trip to Paris. (S7, ep 17) Also in HD 
09:00The Simpsons A Milhouse Divided When Milhouse's parents are granted a divorce, Homer grows convinced that his own marriage is in jeopardy. (S8, ep 6) Also in HD 
09:30The Simpsons Lisa's Date With Destiny Lisa develops a crush on Nelson Muntz. Despite their differences, they share a kiss, but the romance is doomed because Nelson can't help misbehaving. (S8, ep 7) Also in HD 
10:00The Simpsons Hurricane Neddy Ned Flanders suffers a crisis of faith after his home is destroyed by a hurricane. (S8, ep 8) Also in HD 
10:30The Simpsons El Viaje Misterioso After ingesting several Guatemalan peppers during a chilli cook-off, Homer experiences hallucinations that inspire him to find his true soulmate. (S8, ep 9) Also in HD 
11:00Dogs: An Amazing Animal... Asia and Africa Patrick Aryee follows a pack of African hunting dogs and meets a fox with ears longer than its legs. Plus, a jackal's cunning is caught on camera. (3 of 3) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Big Brother Callen and co investigate after a top-secret mission is compromised by a computer hacker. Plus, Deeks decides to invest in a healthier lifestyle. (S5, ep 6) Also in HD 
13:00NCIS: Los Angeles The Livelong Day The team stumble upon a possible terrorist plot when a train company is accused of using its fleet as a bomb delivery service by an employee. (S5, ep 7) Also in HD 
14:00Modern Family Halloween 4: The Revenge of Rod Skyhook: Luke's party gets an unexpected jumpstart, Cam faces off with his Halloween nemesis and Jay clashes with an old enemy. (S8, ep 5) Also in HD 
14:30Modern Family Grab it: Mitchell is thrown into the spotlight when Cam fails to fill him in on his play. Phil threatens to spoil Jay's favourite place in the world. (S8, ep 6) Also in HD 
15:00The Simpsons The Springfield Files X-Files agents Mulder and Scully investigate Homer's 'extra-terrestrial encounter'. Special guest voices: David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson. (S8, ep 10) Also in HD 
15:30The Simpsons The Twisted World Of Marge Simpson When Marge is kicked out of her investment club, she starts her own hot pretzel business. Guest starring Jack Lemmon and Joe Mantegna. (S8, ep 11) Also in HD 
16:00The Simpsons Mountain Of Madness Employees of the nuclear power plant go on a mountain retreat to learn about teamwork. (S8, ep 12) Also in HD 
16:30The Simpsons Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)cious: The Simpsons hire a Mary Poppins-like nanny when Marge becomes overwhelmed by the demands of being a housewife. (S8, ep 13) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons The Two Mrs Nahasapeemapetilons In an effort to avoid an arranged marriage, Apu tells his mother he is married to Marge. (S9, ep 7) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama When Aliens Attack When the Fry of 1999 accidentally interrupts a Fox broadcast, it has repercussions for the whole planet 1,000 years later. (S1, ep 12) 
18:00Futurama Fry And The Slurm Factory Fry wins a contest that takes the crew on a tour of the Slurm factory and exposes its terrible secret. Featuring the guest voice of Pamela Anderson. (S1, ep 13) 
18:30The Simpsons All Singing, All Dancing A compilation of musical highlights from past episodes. (S9, ep 11) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons The Joy of Sect Marge tries her hand at deprogramming after her family is brainwashed by a religious cult. (S9, ep 13) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons The Temptation of Krust Krusty shuns his old routines in favour of edgier material - and suddenly becomes the hottest comic in show business. (S9, ep 15) Also in HD 
20:00An Idiot Abroad 2 Swim With Dolphins Karl heads off for a dip with some dolphins - what's not to like? A lot if Ricky & Steve are your holiday planners. Very strong language from the outset. (Episode 3/8) Also in HD 
21:00New: The Last Ship New & Exclusive. Air Drop: It's do or die for the Nathan James crew as they turn to a rebel leader for help in mounting their own risky invasion. Contains strong violence. (S5, ep 6) Also in HD 
22:00A League Of Their Own New & Exclusive. With just 45 minutes left of the series, James and co sub ex-England left back Ashley Cole, swimming champ Ellie Simmonds and comedian Rob Beckett into the fun. (S13, ep 8) Also in HD 
23:00Micky Flanagan Thinking Aloud Men & Women Take a tour through Micky's mind as he digs into the issues occupying his thoughts. He starts by exploring dating and gender inequality. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
00:00Brit Cops: War On Crime Continuing the fifth season of the explosive documentary following Lincolnshire cops as they fight crime across one of the UK's largest counties. (S5, ep 7) 
01:00Night Cops The police have a battle on their hands with a feisty mum from Canterbury and the Armed Response Unit deals with two youths thought to be carrying a gun. Strong language. (3/6) 
02:00Most Shocking:Drunk & Disorderly 2 Drunk & Disorderly 2: Fast-paced clip show focusing on challenges the police have to face. (S7, ep 10) 
03:00A League Of Their Own Let the games begin as James Corden welcomes Tottenham winger Andros Townsend, presenter Laura Whitmore and funnyman Micky Flanagan into the fold. (S8, ep 2) Also in HD 
04:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S4, ep 10) 
04:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S5, ep 1) 
05:00Futurama When Aliens Attack When the Fry of 1999 accidentally interrupts a Fox broadcast, it has repercussions for the whole planet 1,000 years later. (S1, ep 12) 
05:30Futurama Fry And The Slurm Factory Fry wins a contest that takes the crew on a tour of the Slurm factory and exposes its terrible secret. Featuring the guest voice of Pamela Anderson. (S1, ep 13) 
06:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S9, ep 4)