This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Thursday, February 22 2018

06:00Modern Family Do it Yourself Spurred by some recent DIY success, Phil convinces Jay to help him develop a property. Meanwhile, Claire finds a new love for cooking. (S8, ep 13) Also in HD 
06:30Modern Family Heavy is the Head Gloria gives Claire a birthday experience she will find it hard to forget. A childhood trauma haunts Cam when he winds up in hospital. (S8, ep 14) Also in HD 
07:00Modern Family Finding Fizbo An online video sets Cam on a quest to restore Fizbo's good name. Meanwhile, Phil's in for a surprise when he meets his future step-brother. (S8, ep 15) Also in HD 
07:30Modern Family Basketball Phil gets ready for a charity basketball match. But when NBA stars Charles Barkley and DeAndre Jordan show up, the pressure gets too much. (S8, ep 16) Also in HD 
08:00Futurama The Cyber House Rules Tired of feeling like an outcast, Leela has a second eye grafted onto her face. Bender adopts 12 children. (S3, ep 11) 
08:30Futurama Insane In The Mainframe When Fry and Bender are mistaken for bank robbers, they are sentenced to time in an insane asylum for robots. (S3, ep 12) 
09:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S5, ep 17) 
10:00Warehouse 13 Magnetism While Artie contemplates the strange energy flows in the warehouse, Pete and Myka hit the road to visit a town whose inhabitants are acting strangely. (S1, ep 4) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Three Hearts The team investigate one of their own, an undercover agent it's feared has gone rogue. Plus, Deeks and Kensi discuss their relationship. (S5, ep 21) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles An investigation into the stolen plans for an Unmanned Aerial Vehicle turns personal for Sam when a link is made to the disappearance of a 10-year-old girl. (S5, ep 22) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Mo'o Olelo Pu (Sharing Traditions): Alarm bells ring when Kono's solo outrigger trip around the Hawaiian islands turns into a dramatic fight for survival. (S5, ep 23) Also in HD 
14:00NCIS: Los Angeles Exposure While investigating a bombing at a military charity event, Callen and the gang cross paths with a TV reporter who claims to know who is responsible. (S5, ep 23) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Deep Trouble, Part 2: Hitting the ground running, season six rejoins Sam and Callen on the submarine that's rigged to blow up. Will Hetty come to their rescue? (S6, ep 1) Also in HD 
16:00Stargate SG-1 Beast Of Burden Daniel goes into action when his friend Chaka is taken by slave traders. (S5, ep 7) 
17:00The Simpsons Homer and Ned Flanders pressure their sons to win a miniature golf championship. (S2, ep 6) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Bendin' In The Wind: A blast from the past as Fry and Bender salvage a vintage Volkswagen bus from the turbulent 1960s and return it to its tie-dyed glory. Guest starring Beck. (S3, ep 13) 
18:00Futurama Time Keeps On Slipping When the Professor creates a mutant team to take on the Harlem Globetrotters, he disrupts the time/space continuum, with eye-opening results. (S3, ep 14) 
18:30The Simpsons Homer tells Bart that either Santa's Little Helper goes to obedience school and learns to listen or they will have to get rid of him. Special guest voice Tracy Ullman. (S2, ep 14) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Homer arranges a date between Principal Skinner and Marge's sister Selma. (S2, ep 15) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Homer goes in search of his long-lost brother. Featuring the voice of Danny DeVito. (S2, ep 16) Also in HD 
20:00Duck Quacks Don't Echo The fact-busting comedy panel series hosted by Lee Mack returns as Jerry Springer, Emma Bunton and Jason Byrne put further fascinating titbits to the test. (S3, ep 1) Also in HD 
21:00New: My Wonderful Life New & Exclusive. Linda: Four people diagnosed with terminal illness arrange for extraordinary gifts, messages and surprises to be delivered after they've died to those they love. (2 of 4) Also in HD 
22:00Jamestown New & Exclusive. The Pamunkey try to teach the Sharrows a lesson. And it means major heartache for Alice. Yeardley's tested when he tries to intervene. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
23:05The Force: Manchester Fast-paced series following the 999 work of Greater Manchester Police. A traffic cop gets more than he bargained for when he pulls over a man for not wearing a seat belt. (S2, ep 10) Also in HD New. 
00:05A League Of Their Own James Corden, Freddie Flintoff and Jamie Redknapp are joined by Ruud Gullit, Alex Scott and Kevin Bridges in the hilarious sports-based quiz show. (S11, ep 6) Also in HD 
01:05Premier League's Greatest Moments From 11-goal thrillers to embarrassing misses, Jamie Carragher reveals his greatest Premier League moments. Interviews with Jose Mourinho, Harry Redknapp and Jermain Defoe. (1 of 2) Also in HD 
02:00The Blacklist: Redemption Independence, USA Tom goes undercover in a chilling town in Russia. Scottie edges closer to discovering Tom's identity and Howard shares an unsettling theory. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
03:00NCIS: Los Angeles Double Trouble All bets are off in this nail-biting fifth season finale when Callen and Sam unravel a devious plot involving a drug cartel and a submarine. (S5, ep 24) Also in HD 
04:00It's Me Or The Dog Jilly Johnson's Great Danes Dylan is a spoilt great dane, who eats gourmet meals and has his own nanny. He also goes crazy at other dogs. Can Victoria work her magic? (S2, ep 11) 
04:30It's Me Or The Dog Bailey Crufts Bailey's owners dream of taking him to Crufts but the overexcited Giant Schnauzer hates other dogs and mouths at his owner's hand. Can Victoria make him a winner? (S2, ep 12) 
05:00Monkey Life There's sad news at Paddy's enclosure when the team are forced to make a tough decision about chimp Susie, who is suffering from an inoperable heart condition. (S8, ep 17) Also in HD 
05:30Monkey Life There's exciting news for baby orang-utan Bulu as six-week-old Rieke is due to join him from Berlin Zoo. Meanwhile, the new marmoset house is finally set to open. (S8, ep 18) Also in HD 
06:00Modern Family Pig Moon Rising The lies quickly spiral out of control when Mitchell accidentally knocks over an urn containing the ashes of Cam's beloved pet pig. (S8, ep 17) Also in HD