This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Saturday, September 22 2018

06:00Futurama The Late Philip J. Fry: The Professor invents a one-way time machine that takes the crew even further into the future. Problems, of course, arise... (S7, ep 7) Also in HD 
06:30Futurama That Darn Katz! Moggy mayhem awaits when the Earth is invaded by a race of intelligent cats! Can Fry and co prevent the planet being turned into a really big litter tray? (S7, ep 8) Also in HD 
07:00Futurama A Clockwork Origin Expect results of the rib-tickling variety when the theory of evolution is put to the test on a planet populated by robots. (S7, ep 9) Also in HD 
07:30Futurama The Prisoner Of Benda A revolutionary invention allows Fry, Leela, Bender and co to exchange minds, causing all kinds of comedy chaos... (S7, ep 10) Also in HD 
08:00Futurama Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences Fry and co console alien leader Lrrr, who, after a bungled invasion of Earth, is caught in the throes of a mid-life crisis. (S7, ep 11) Also in HD 
08:30Futurama The Mutants Are Revolting Leela's sent underground for being a mutant, though she's not the kind of intergalactic gal to take things lying down... (S7, ep 12) Also in HD 
09:00The Simpsons The Great Phatsby Homer and Bart help Mr Burns get revenge on a man who conned him. Marge opens a new store and Lisa is courted by the richest kid in town. (S28, ep 12) Also in HD 
10:00Live - Soccer AM John Fendley, Jimmy Bullard and Lloyd Griffith are joined by guests from the world of sport and entertainment for the Saturday morning football show, with regular features, games and goals. Also in HD 
11:30Final Score: Special A look at Sky Cinema Original Film Final Score. Starring Dave Bautista and set at the Boleyn Ground, the film tells the story of a former soldier saving a football stadium from terrorists. Also in HD 
12:00Modern Family Three Dinners While Jay struggles to digest some news from best pal Shorty, Cam and Mitch take a break from the wedding planning to enjoy a romantic dinner. Mature themes. (S5, ep 13) Also in HD 
12:30Modern Family iSpy: Claire persuades Phil to help her spy on Luke, and Gloria's suspicions are aroused by Jay's sleep talking. Mature themes/flashing images. (S5, ep 14) Also in HD 
13:00Modern Family The Feud Phil, Jay and Luke wage war against three generations of Thorpes, while Gloria starts to worry about Manny's lack of self-confidence. Moderate sex references. (S5, ep 15) Also in HD 
13:30Modern Family Spring-a-Ding-Fling While Cam's thunder is stolen by a popular teacher's return, Mitch doesn't know what to make of his former college pal-turned-new boss. (S5, ep 16) Also in HD 
14:00Modern Family Other People's Children A leisurely day at the museum proves to be anything but for Cam, Mitch and Manny. Phil helps Andy with his anniversary gift. Moderate sex references. (S5, ep 17) Also in HD 
14:30Modern Family Vegas Minus the kids, the clans make their way to Sin City when Jay scores some luxury hotel rooms for free. Stephen Merchant guest stars. Moderate sex references. (S5, ep 18) Also in HD 
15:00Gillette Soccer Saturday Jeff Stelling is with Matt Le Tissier, Paul Merson, Alan McInally and Charlie Nicholas to preside over the afternoon's football, with analysis of the scores, results and stories. Also in HD 
15:15Gillette Soccer Saturday Jeff Stelling is with Matt Le Tissier, Paul Merson, Alan McInally and Charlie Nicholas to preside over the afternoon's football, with analysis of the scores, results and stories. Also in HD 
17:15PL Greatest: Man Utd/Everton 2012 A chance to relive a classic match from the Premier League. Here, Man Utd host Everton at Old Trafford in a captivating eight-goal thriller back in 2012. Also in HD 
17:30Anthony Joshua Vs Rob & Romesh 2 New & Exclusive. Comedy duo Rob Beckett and Romesh Ranganathan return for a second round of fun with Anthony Joshua as they meet up ahead of his Wembley showdown against Alexander Povetkin. Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Fatzcarraldo Homer despairs when Springfield's fast food restaurants all turn healthy. Lisa tries to save her school radio station with a killer news story. (S28, ep 14) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons The Cad and the Hat Bart's guilt gets the better of him when he betrays Lisa. Springfield is astonished when Homer turns out to be a master chess player. (S28, ep 15) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Kamp Krustier Bart and Lisa put an end to Homer and Marge's romantic evenings when a traumatic incident forces them to return home early from camp. (S28, ep 16) Also in HD 
20:00S.W.A.T. New & Exclusive. K-Town: SWAT mask up as robbers to smoke out the top dog of a drugs ring. But the fun stops when the son of a DEA agent (rap star MC Lyte) is kidnapped. (S1, ep 11) Also in HD 
21:00Ocean's Eleven Film A criminal dream team tries to pull off the greatest robbery in Las Vegas history. Caper with George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon. Strong language/flashing images. (2001)(117 mins) Also in HD 
23:20A League Of Their Own New & Exclusive. Footballer Patrice Evra and comedians Rob Beckett and Roisin Conaty join the boys. Look out for a performance James says is the best he's ever seen on the show. (S13, ep 4) Also in HD 
00:20The Force: Manchester Fast-paced documentary series following the 999 work of Greater Manchester Police. England's second largest police force, it's responsible for protecting 2.7 million people. (S1, ep 8) Also in HD 
01:20The Force: Essex No Place to Hide A man threatens officers after being thrown out of a club. Plus, police chase a fleeing car and a driver's quick errand ends in disaster. (S4, ep 8) Also in HD 
02:15Most Shocking: Camcorder Chaos A high-flying biker fails to land a jump; a vintage aircraft nosedives into a parking lot; and a kiteboarder shares a fishy tale. (S6, ep 4) 
03:05Road Wars Shocking scenes as police in Leamington Spa take on an axe-wielding maniac, while across the pond a state trooper survives being hit by a speeding truck. Strong language. (S5, ep 4) 
04:00Send In The Dogs Australia Action-packed series following Australia's police dog units as they chase down criminals and take to the front line in the war against drugs. (S1, ep 9) Also in HD 
04:30Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S4, ep 1) 
05:00Monkeys: An Amazing Animal.. ...Family. Biologist Patrick Aryee travels to wild locations across the globe to reveal the amazing stories of how each of the world's primate species came to be. (2 of 3) Also in HD 
06:00The Hour Of Power Tune in for an inspirational boost of positive thinking in this colourful religious broadcast. Also in HD