This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Wednesday, November 22 2017

06:00Monkey Life Series two begins with a new arrival named Bryan, who strikes up a bond with one of the park's naughtiest residents. The adult orangutans, meanwhile, enjoy giant ice lollies. (S2, ep 1) 
06:30Monkey Life While emotions run high for Alison when she says goodbye to Julio the woolly monkey, animal manager Jeremy visits Paris to collect a baby orangutan. (S2, ep 2) 
07:00Animal 999 A ferret is on the loose in Huntly, Aberdeenshire, a Staffordshire bull terrier causes concern in Glasgow and two newly hatched owlets face a fight for their lives. (S1, ep 6) 
07:30Animal 999 Pilot whales are in danger of becoming beached on South Uist, horses risk being poisoned by the toxic ragwort weed, and inspectors check in at a farming show. (S1, ep 7) 
08:00Send In The Dogs UK Documentary following the work of Britain's police dogs in real operations, sniffing out everything from drugs and weapons to counterfeit money. Ken Stott narrates. (S1, ep 3) 
09:00The Dog Whisperer Jonbee, Hudson & Violet And Burford After rescuing 37 stray dogs, actor Scott Lincoln meets his match with a ferocious stray Jindo named Jonbee. A Great Dane wreaks havoc. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
10:00Monkey Life The Chilean capuchins arrive safe and sound in the UK, but there is bad news in the orangutan house. Concerns grow for Aris, too, in the aftermath of his knee operation. (S2, ep 19) 
10:30Monkey Life Tempers flare in the final episode of the series as the alpha male chimps assert their authority amid signs of a brewing coup. The baby woolly monkey is given a name, too. (S2, ep 20) 
11:00Modern Family Open House Of Horrors While a none-too-pleased Claire is told to tone down her Halloween hijinks, Mitch and Cam must deal with a curious Lily. Mature themes. (S4, ep 5) Also in HD 
11:30Modern Family Yard Sale Old baggage of the literal and figurative variety resurfaces when the clan hold a yard sale, and Claire assesses Alex's new boyfriend. Moderate sexual references. (S4, ep 6) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Forest for the Trees Concerns grow for Callen and Sam when they're caught in a trap while following up on an anonymous tip about a missing agent. (S6, ep 15) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Ua mau ke ea o ka 'aina i ka pono (The Life of the Land is Perpetuated in Righteousness): McGarrett risks his life in one of Five-0's riskiest missions ever. (S7, ep 25) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Pilot An adrenaline-fuelled update of one of TV's most iconic shows. In this series opener, Steve McGarrett heads to Hawaii to track down the man who killed his father. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Fighting Shadows The team search for the culprit behind an explosion that killed three FBI agents. Plus, word spreads about the return of 'Densi'. (S6, ep 18) Also in HD 
16:00Stargate SG-1 Holiday Daniel falls victim to an invention that swaps his body with that of a dying man. (S2, ep 18) 
17:00The Simpsons Margical History Tour Marge gives the kids a colourful history lesson with the help of some locals. Homer becomes Henry VIII, while Bart plays boy genius Mozart. (S15, ep 11) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles Having been exposed to a strange substance, the crew begin to act like teenagers and the Professor's attempts to cure them makes things worse. (S5, ep 7) 
18:00Futurama The Why Of Fry Nibbler enlists Fry to blow up evil brains bent on destroying the universe; Fry time travels into the past to prevent himself from being cryogenically frozen. (S5, ep 8) 
18:30The Simpsons Catch 'Em if you Can: Bart and Lisa pursue Homer and Marge after they sneak away on a second honeymoon. Meanwhile, Grampa catches the eye of a dashing Cuban man. (S15, ep 18) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Simple Simpson Homer becomes an anonymous vigilante, shaming local miscreants by splatting them with pies. But can Mr Burns blackmail 'The Pie Man' into pieing the Dalai Lama? (S15, ep 19) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons The Way We Weren't Marge is shocked to discover that she wasn't Homer's first kiss; he first smooched with a girl he met at summer camp. (S15, ep 20) Also in HD 
20:00New: DC's Legends Of Tomorrow New & Exclusive. Helen Hunt: A messed-up timeline traps Helen of Troy in 1930s Hollywood. It's a problem that needs fixing, fast. But the team gets side-tracked by an old enemy. (S3, ep 6) Also in HD 
21:00New: Marvel's Inhumans New & Exclusive. Something Inhuman this Way Comes: Black Bolt and Medusa are forced to pin their hopes on Louise as they flee Auran's forces. Maximus makes a game-changing move. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
22:00New: Bounty Hunters New & Exclusive. Barnaby, his dad and Nina mount a fraught mission to break into the creepy Shermans' mansion and steal the statues. But it's a tough op and a lot could go wrong. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
22:35The Simpsons Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore When Milhouse and his mother relocate to Capital City, Bart strikes up a friendship with Lisa. (S15, ep 12) Also in HD 
23:00The Simpsons Smart & Smarter Guest star Simon Cowell is on form as the acid tongued interviewer at Miss Wickerbottom's Pre-Nursery. Will the caustic supervisor let Maggie join the school? (S15, ep 13) Also in HD 
23:30A League Of Their Own James Corden and the gang are back for a seventh run, joined by Olympic gold medallist Amy Williams, Dutch football star Edgar Davids and comedian Jimmy Carr. (S7, ep 1) Also in HD 
00:30Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S4, ep 14) 
01:00The Force: North East Bloody Money New homeowners get a shock when they discover a cannabis farm in their loft. Officers investigate after getting a tip-off about some forged cash. (S6, ep 9) Also in HD 
02:00Night Cops 60% of recorded crime happens under cover of darkness. From drug abuse to drunken brawls, find out how the police dish out justice on the toughest shift of all. Strong language. (1/6) 
03:00Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 8) 
04:00Stop Search Seize Join Ireland's Customs teams as they, with the help of the Irish police, try to stop organised smugglers from bringing drugs, cars and even exotic animals into the country. (S1, ep 8) Also in HD 
05:00The Dog Whisperer Charlotte, Elvis and Jack Cesar helps opera star Eileen Davidson and World Poker Tour host Vince Van Patten with their unruly pooch. (S5, ep 9) Also in HD 
06:00Monkey Life A trip to the dentist is in order for Bryan when he has an operation on his teeth, while stump-tailed macaque Koko requires a helping hand from Jeremy. (S2, ep 3)