This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Friday, April 3 2020

06:00Monkey Life There's a special delivery as Alison goes to collect a group of five loris, all the way from Hong Kong, and orang Gordon shows off his skills on the high wire. (S10, ep 3) Also in HD 
06:30Monkey Life Orang-utan Lucky is moving home while young woolly monkey Lucas is causing concern. Little chimp Thelma is up to her usual tricks. (S10, ep 4) Also in HD 
07:00Wild Vets Vets puzzle over a spider monkey's symptoms, Dave heads into Canterbury High Country to geld an angry mob of wild horses, and a new cheetah arrives at Orana Wildlife Park. (S1, ep 13) 
07:30Wild Vets Series two of the documentary charting the challenging work of New Zealand's vets as they treat an array of colourful critters in zoos and wildlife parks down under. (S2, ep 1) 
08:00The Dog Whisperer Blackjack & Memphis Dave Glassman adopted pit bulls Blackjack and Memphis together, but one day during a barking fit the two dogs turned on each other. (S6, ep 16) Also in HD 
09:00Air Ambulance ER Series following the incredible work of the UK's air ambulance services. The team are pushed to their limits as they try to save a victim of a cardiac arrest. (S2, ep 5) Also in HD 
10:00Highway Patrol Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers, facing high-speed chases, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S5, ep 1) 
10:30Highway Patrol Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers, facing high-speed chases, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S5, ep 2) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Head of the Snake The team learns that Nate Getz is working with an infamous crime leader when he fails to check in during an undercover operation. (S7, ep 21) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles High-Value Target While investigating the theft of a radioactive chemical from local hospitals, the team struggles to identify a mole in the organisation. (S8, ep 1) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Akanahe (Reluctant Partner): Following the Governor's orders, McGarrett and Grover join forces to bring in a skilled computer hacker. Nick Jonas guest stars. (S4, ep 8) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Ha'uoli La Ho'omoaika'i (Happy Thanksgiving): McGarrett juggles a deadly plot to kill the US president with a visit from his aunt (guest star Carol Burnett). (S4, ep 9) Also in HD 
15:00S.W.A.T. Homecoming An old friend asks Hondo for a big favour from behind bars when three men are shot on the streets where they used to live. (S1, ep 7) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Halloween Claire wants to 'spookify' the Dunphy household, but the rest of the clan aren't as enthusiastic. Strong language/flashing images. (S2, ep 6) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Chirp Phil is plagued by the bleeping of a smoke alarm whose incessant noise is screaming 'you're not a man' at him. Unmissable Emmy-winning comedy. Infrequent mild language. (S2, ep 7) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Kill Gil Volumes 1 & 2: In this festive episode, Marge battles with her conscience as she attempts to muster the wherewithal to kick a down on his luck store Santa out of the house. 
17:30Futurama All The Presidents' Heads: After figuring out how to travel back in time, Professor Farnsworth decides to right a wrong by revisiting the American Revolution. (S8, ep 7) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama Mobius Dick Problems arise when the Planet Express crew sail through the Bermuda Tetrahedron and encounter a four-dimensional killer space whale. (S8, ep 8) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Crook And Ladder Maggie wreaks a path of destruction in the Simpson home after Marge follows advice in 'Smothering Mother' magazine and throws away her dummy. (S18, ep 19) 
19:00The Simpsons Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot Santa's Little Helper gives Lassie a run for her money when he saves Homer from a maze of corn, landing the mutt a job on the Springfield police force. 
19:30The Simpsons 24 Minutes Bart clashes with Jack Bauer (guest star Kiefer Sutherland) while on a mission with Principal Skinner's Counter Truancy Unit. But can he stop the mother of all stink bombs? 
20:00New: The Simpsons New & Exclusive. Frinkcoin: Homer and Marge vie to be the subject of Lisa's 'Most Interesting Person I Know' essay, but instead she chooses Professor Frink. With Jim Parsons. (S31, ep 13) Also in HD 
20:30New: Modern Family New & Exclusive. Dead On A Rival: Mitchell learns a valuable lesson when an old resident of the house turns up unexpectedly. Meanwhile, Kenneth visits with a surprise for Phil. (S11, ep 12) Also in HD 
21:00New: Bulletproof 2 New & Exclusive. The hunt for a missing girl leads Bishop and Pike to Amsterdam and into the heart of the Markides's dark operations. Strong language and flashing images. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
22:00Micky Flanagan: Back In The... ...Game (2013). Micky Flanagan talks middle age, marriage and making sausage sandwiches in a sell-out stand-up show at London's Hackney Empire. Contains strong language and adult humour. Also in HD 
00:00The Trip To Greece Rob and Steve's island-hopping tour is cut short in King Nestor's home of Pilos as Steve receives some bad news. It makes for an emotional journey home. (S4, ep 6) Also in HD 
00:40A League Of Their Own... ...US Road Trip 2.0. The fun continues as Jack, Jamie and Freddie go deep-sea fishing for sharks in Miami and crocodile hunting in Florida's Everglades. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
01:40The Force: Essex Series shining a new light on modern policing in Essex and the challenges faced by officers as they come face to face with a range of criminal and social issues. (S3, ep 1) Also in HD 
02:35Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S4, ep 16) 
03:05NCIS: Los Angeles Revenge Deferred Sam's family are forced to move to a safe house after an unnerving discovery is made in Africa. (S7, ep 17) Also in HD 
04:00Air Ambulance ER Series following the incredible work of the UK's air ambulance services. The team are pushed to their limits as they try to save a victim of a cardiac arrest. (S2, ep 5) Also in HD 
05:00Futurama All The Presidents' Heads: After figuring out how to travel back in time, Professor Farnsworth decides to right a wrong by revisiting the American Revolution. (S8, ep 7) Also in HD 
05:30Futurama Mobius Dick Problems arise when the Planet Express crew sail through the Bermuda Tetrahedron and encounter a four-dimensional killer space whale. (S8, ep 8) Also in HD 
06:00Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 15) Also in HD