This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Wednesday, January 23 2019

06:00Monkey Life There's great excitement at Hananya's enclosure when chimp Cherri finally gives birth to twin baby girls. Elsewhere, woolly monkey Pacaja takes a shine to leader Oaska. (S8, ep 8) Also in HD 
06:30Monkey Life It's the day of the great ape move as Gordon's orangs swap houses with Sally's chimps. But it's a mammoth operation involving the veterinary team and the primate care staff. (S8, ep 9) Also in HD 
07:00Animal 999 Pilot whales are in danger of becoming beached on South Uist, horses risk being poisoned by the toxic ragwort weed, and inspectors check in at a farming show. (S1, ep 7) 
07:30Animal 999 SPCA staff try to build up an emaciated seal's strength so it can rejoin its family in the sea, and three baby hedgehogs fight for life at the Penicuik centre. (S1, ep 8) 
08:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S5, ep 19) 
09:00Babylon 5 Passing Through Gethsemane Lyta Alexander returns as Kosh's aide. One of the monks starts having terrifying visions. (S3, ep 4) 
10:00Stargate SG-1 The Other Guys When SG-1 is captured by the Goa'uld, their very survival rests with two unlikely heroes. Enterprise's John Billingsley guest stars. (S6, ep 8) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Mountebank Sam goes undercover when a banker with ties to a Russian oligarch is found dead. A stolen credit card gives Mosley big cause for concern. (S9, ep 5) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Can I Get a Witness Detective Whiting turns to Deeks for help when his former partner goes rogue. But is Deeks the man to bring him in? (S9, ep 6) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Ka Papahana Holo Pono (Best Laid Plans): The team investigate the strange death of a wealthy recluse. Adam faces a terrible ordeal at the hands of the Yakuza. (S6, ep 4) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Ka 'Alapahi Nui (Big Lie): Five-0 hunt for a killer who escaped a murder scene by pulling off a daredevil motorbike stunt. They also gear up for a mud run. (S6, ep 5) Also in HD 
15:00S.W.A.T. Payback Expect one dramatic car chase as the team go after the kidnappers of a young heiress. Mumford makes an announcement that has everyone worried. (S1, ep 16) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family New Year's Eve Jay is excited about seeing in the new year with his nearest and dearest at a hotel in Palm Springs, but they have other ideas. Mild sex references. (S4, ep 11) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Party Crasher Gloria drops a big surprise on birthday boy Manny, while Clare is rankled by a denim outfitter (Jason Mantzoukas) with designs on Haley. Strong language. (S4, ep 12) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Wettest Stories Ever Told The family star in three tales set at sea: the journey of the Mayflower; the mutiny on the Bounty; and the capsizing of a cruise ship. Prepare for a soaking. 
17:30Futurama I Second That Emotion After Bender flushes Nibbler down a toilet, Fry, Leela and Bender journey through a sewer system inhabited by mutants. (S2, ep 1) 
18:00Futurama Brannigan, Begin Again After being court-martialled, Zap Brannigan joins the Planet Express team only to inspire Fry and Bender to mutiny against Leela. (S2, ep 2) 
18:30The Simpsons Throw Grampa from the Dane An insurance payout sends the Simpsons on a trip to Denmark, where they hope to get free healthcare for Grampa. (S29, ep 20) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Flanders' Ladder: It's spooky stuff as a bolt of lightning brings Bart visits from revenge-seeking ghosts. Can he give them what they want? (S29, ep 21) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Bart's teacher, Mrs Krabappel, warns him that he is in danger of failing his history class if he doesn't do better on the next test. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
20:00A League Of Their Own - ... ...European Road Trip. Freddie and Jamie race through Paris before playing darts with Anthony Joshua and Tom Davis in front of 10,000 fans in Rotterdam. (2 of 6) Also in HD 
21:00New: Magnum P.I. New & Exclusive. From the Head Down: Magnum helps a struggling fisherman who's had a pricey tuna stolen. But he soon discovers its thief needs his help, too. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
22:00New: Just Another Immigrant New & Exclusive. The Family: Romesh's wife Leesa arrives in LA and she'll stop at nothing to get her hubby living more healthily. Uncle Rags causes another big problem. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
22:35New: Just Another Immigrant New & Exclusive. The TV Debut: Romesh hopes a meet-up with two comedy bosses will give him the leg-up his LA career needs. But he makes a mistake when he takes uncle Rags along. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
23:10The Force: Manchester Documentary series following the 999 work of Greater Manchester Police. England's second largest police force, it's responsible for protecting 2.7 million people. (S1, ep 10) Also in HD 
00:10Hawaii Five-0 A Makekaua (Until We Die): Disaster looms in this explosive season finale when, on the eve of Kono's wedding, someone threatens to detonate a nuclear bomb. (S5, ep 25) Also in HD 
01:05Hawaii Five-0 Mai ho'oni i ka wai lana malie (Do Not Disturb the Water that is Tranquil): Danger awaits newlyweds Kono and Adam as the slick crime drama returns. (S6, ep 1) Also in HD 
02:00Hawaii Five-0 Na Pilikua Nui (Monsters): Five-0 join the bloody trail of a serial killer inspired by Frankenstein. Jerry calls the team when an armed gang raid a blood bank. (S6, ep 6) Also in HD 
03:00The Russell Howard Hour Join Russell as he gives his unique take on the news, chats with Catastrophe star Rob Delaney and hangs out with comedy writer Jessica Knappett. (S2, ep 8) Also in HD 
04:00Babylon 5 A Day in the Strife Narn officials arrive to replace G'Kar, and he must choose between asylum and his family. An alien ship sets the craft an intelligence test. (S3, ep 3) 
05:00Futurama I Second That Emotion After Bender flushes Nibbler down a toilet, Fry, Leela and Bender journey through a sewer system inhabited by mutants. (S2, ep 1) 
05:30Futurama Brannigan, Begin Again After being court-martialled, Zap Brannigan joins the Planet Express team only to inspire Fry and Bender to mutiny against Leela. (S2, ep 2) 
06:00Monkey Life It's all change for Lulu, Rodders, Ash, Brian and Sally, who now have other chimps living nearby. Meanwhile, baby marmoset Leo is finally well enough to meet his new housemates. (S8, ep 10) Also in HD