This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Friday, February 23 2018

06:00Modern Family Pig Moon Rising The lies quickly spiral out of control when Mitchell accidentally knocks over an urn containing the ashes of Cam's beloved pet pig. (S8, ep 17) Also in HD 
06:30Modern Family Five Minutes Phil and Cam race to catch a flight, Haley and Rainer re-evaluate their relationship and Claire and Phil get an intro to Alex's new boyfriend. (S8, ep 18) Also in HD 
07:00Modern Family Frank's Wedding Frank's 1920s-themed wedding arrives and Phil asks the Dunphys to get into the spirit by wearing costumes. (S8, ep 19) Also in HD 
07:30Modern Family All Things Being Equal The family find different ways to show support for the women's movement. A car park causes a major disagreement between Jay and Phil. (S8, ep 20) Also in HD 
08:00Futurama Bendin' In The Wind: A blast from the past as Fry and Bender salvage a vintage Volkswagen bus from the turbulent 1960s and return it to its tie-dyed glory. Guest starring Beck. (S3, ep 13) 
08:30Futurama Time Keeps On Slipping When the Professor creates a mutant team to take on the Harlem Globetrotters, he disrupts the time/space continuum, with eye-opening results. (S3, ep 14) 
09:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S5, ep 19) 
10:00Warehouse 13 Claudia A psychiatric patient kidnaps Artie and insists he help rescue her brother - who is trapped in an interdimensional void. (S1, ep 5) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Exposure While investigating a bombing at a military charity event, Callen and the gang cross paths with a TV reporter who claims to know who is responsible. (S5, ep 23) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Deep Trouble, Part 2: Hitting the ground running, season six rejoins Sam and Callen on the submarine that's rigged to blow up. Will Hetty come to their rescue? (S6, ep 1) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 A Makekaua (Until We Die): Disaster looms in this explosive season finale when, on the eve of Kono's wedding, someone threatens to detonate a nuclear bomb. (S5, ep 25) Also in HD 
14:00NCIS: Los Angeles Inelegant Heart Callen and the gang look into the dodgy dealings of a murdered Navy contractor, while Hetty comes under attack from the Department of Justice. (S6, ep 2) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Praesidium While Callen and the gang take decisive action to protect one of their own, Director Leon Vance stops by to deliver some disturbing news to Hetty. (S6, ep 3) Also in HD 
16:00Stargate SG-1 The Tomb SG-1 teams up with the Russian Stargate squad in order to track lost soldiers in an alien temple. (S5, ep 8) 
17:00The Simpsons Bart runs away from home after an argument with Lisa. (S2, ep 7) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama I Dated A Robot In his quest to live out his fantasies, Fry downloads a virtual Lucy Liu humanoid ('Liubot'), with whom he falls in love. Lucy Liu guest stars. (S3, ep 15) 
18:00Futurama Roswell That Ends Well When the Planet Express ship travels through time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947, Fry becomes his own progeny. (S4, ep 1) 
18:30The Simpsons Grampa Simpson feels there is little left to live for, until he falls in love with Beatrice, a beautiful woman at the rest home. (S2, ep 17) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Homer's boss, Mr Burns, commissions Marge to paint a portrait of him. Featuring the voice of Ringo Starr. (S2, ep 18) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Lisa is crushed when her favourite substitute teacher leaves. Homer explains to Bart that class president means extra work and no money when Martin is elected over him. (S2, ep 19) Also in HD 
20:00New: The Simpsons Gone Boy When Bart goes missing, the town puts together a search party to find him. But Sideshow Bob manipulates Millhouse into revealing where Bart is hiding. (S29, ep 9) Also in HD 
20:30Modern Family The Wow Factor Claire and Cam clash while flipping the house, and Mitch defuses a situation between Lily and a classmate via a game of handball. (S4, ep 18) Also in HD 
21:00New: Jamestown New & Exclusive. It's all happening in the hit drama as a ship heralds the arrival of James Read's wife. Out in the woods, the Rutters run into trouble. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
22:05A League Of Their Own Getting involved in the action this week are funnymen Richard Ayoade and David Walliams, and Olympic boxing champion Nicola Adams. (S7, ep 7) Also in HD 
23:05Class of '92: Full Time Three years since taking control of Salford City FC, "The Class of '92" have made the decision to transform Salford into a full-time club. But big plans present big problems... Ep. 1. Also in HD 
00:10The Russell Howard Hour Join Russell as he mocks the madness of the news and talks Ku Klux Klan with blues musician Daryl Davis. Musical comedy from Harry and Chris. (S1, ep 7) Also in HD 
01:05Premier League's Greatest Moments From 11-goal thrillers to embarrassing misses, Jamie Carragher reveals his greatest Premier League moments. Interviews with Jose Mourinho, Harry Redknapp and Jermain Defoe. (2 of 2) Also in HD 
02:00The Blacklist: Redemption Operation Davenport The Halycon team step in when terrorists break out of a secret prison. Meanwhile, Scottie pays a visit to Christopher's adoptive parents. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
03:00Hawaii Five-0 Luapo'i (Prey): The Five-0 investigate the murder of a bounty hunter who had just apprehended a dangerous killer. Plus, Danny's wife reveals a shocking secret. (S5, ep 24) Also in HD 
04:00Modern Family Alone Time Things backfire for Mitch and Jay when they try to seek out some much-needed alone time. At a loose end, Cam drops in on Gloria. (S8, ep 21) Also in HD 
04:30Modern Family The Graduates The gang prepare for Manny and Luke's graduation. Jay must pick up the pieces when Manny's dad takes his son on a big night out. Season finale. (S8, ep 22) Also in HD 
05:00Monkey Life Baby orang-utan Rieke arrives from Germany and immediately hits it off with new playmate Bulu. At the park's hospital, chimp Jestah undergoes a major tooth operation. (S8, ep 19) Also in HD 
05:30Monkey Life Baby orang-utans Bulu and Rieke are running the team ragged. They need around the clock care and are proving to be quite a handful. Meanwhile, chimp Hananya lets his hair down. (S8, ep 20) Also in HD 
06:00Futurama The Day The Earth Stood Stupid When Fry is the Earth's only hope against invading Brain Spawn, he's forced to use the one thing that's held him back his whole life: his mind! (S3, ep 7)