This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Wednesday, December 12 2018

06:00Monkey Life Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 4) 
06:30Monkey Life Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 5) 
07:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S3, ep 13) 
07:30Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S3, ep 14) 
08:00Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 2) 
09:00Babylon 5 All Alone in the Night Sheridan is abducted by aliens while leading a Starfury squadron on an investigation, and Delenn receives bad news from the Grey Council. (S2, ep 11) 
10:00Warehouse 13 For The Team Myka takes Claudia on her first full mission, investigating cases of spontaneous combustion. Plus, Helena returns to plague the team. (S2, ep 7) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Hot Water The team are left scrambling for answers when the mole compromises the NCIS. Planted evidence leads to Callen, Sam, Granger and Deeks's arrests. (S8, ep 13) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Under Siege The mole kidnaps one of the NCIS agents. Plus, the team are left completely in the dark when Hetty goes rogue. (S8, ep 14) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Kupu'eu (Fallen Hero): A routine job takes a deadly turn for Catherine, while McGarrett reaches out to Joe (guest star Terry O'Quinn) for help finding his mum. (S4, ep 5) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Kupouli 'la (Broken): Halloween comes to Hawaii, with a shooting leading the team to a crazed scientist who has started to get carried away with his experiments. (S4, ep 6) Also in HD 
15:00MacGyver CO2 Sensor + Tree Branch: Mac has to team up with his ex Allie when a hacked car puts the Pentagon at risk. Jack heads to his school reunion. (S2, ep 13) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Chirp Phil is plagued by the bleeping of a smoke alarm whose incessant noise is screaming 'you're not a man' at him. Unmissable Emmy-winning comedy. Infrequent mild language. (S2, ep 7) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Manny Get Your Gun It's Manny's birthday but he isn't in the mood to celebrate. Phil and Claire race and Mitch and Cam get sidetracked. Mild sex references/flashing images. (S2, ep 8) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Homer the Whopper The comedy great returns for its 21st season. Written by and starring Knocked Up's Seth Rogen, this premiere fix sees Homer as a silver screen superhero. (S21, ep 1) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Bender's Game, Part 3: The world flips upside down, sucking everyone into Bender's imaginary universe, where Fry embarks on a mission to destroy the anti-crystal. (S6, ep 11) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama The Wild Green Yonder, Part 1: The Planet Express crew head to Mars Vegas, where Fry develops the ability to hear people's thoughts. (S6, ep 13) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Rednecks & Broomsticks Lisa joins a group of Wiccans and, soon afterwards, Springfield is hit by a series of seemingly supernatural events. Neve Campbell guest stars. (S21, ep 7) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Thursday with Abie An ambitious journalist takes great interest in Grampa's life stories. But a suspicious Homer soon discovers that he'll do anything for a good story... (S21, ep 9) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Once Upon a Time in Springfield Oscar winner Anne Hathaway takes up temporary residence in Springfield. Krusty the Clown falls for Princess Penelope, his new sidekick. (S21, ep 10) Also in HD 
20:00New: DC's Legends Of Tomorrow New & Exclusive. Hello, Dolly: A magical creature strikes the Legends and throws the Waverider crew back into action. There are big problems when Constantine confronts his past. (S4, ep 7) Also in HD 
21:00The Prestige Film Christian Bale is a magician with an impossible illusion, Hugh Jackman the rival who can't work out the trick. With Scarlett Johansson. Flashing images. (2006)(126 mins) Also in HD 
23:40The Russell Howard Hour Join Russell as he mocks the madness of the news, talks to Michelle Wolf about being trolled on Twitter by Trump, and takes an ice bath with Paul Chowdhry. (S2, ep 5) Also in HD 
00:40An Idiot Abroad 3 Karl Pilkington's got company this time around: film and TV star Warwick Davis. Following in the footsteps of Marco Polo, the odd couple start off in Venice. (S3, ep 1) Also in HD 
01:35Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S4, ep 7) 
02:05Most Shocking: Lawless Ladies Lawless Ladies Fast-paced clip show focusing on challenges the police have to face. (S2, ep 7) 
03:00A League Of Their Own There's a load of laughs in store as James Corden welcomes footie star Robbie Keane, funnyman Romesh Ranganathan and national treasure Jessica Ennis-Hill. (S12, ep 7) Also in HD 
04:00Babylon 5 GROPOS General Richard Franklin and a 25,000-strong Earthforce army arrive at the station in preparation for a risky military operation to suppress a rebellion. (S2, ep 10) 
05:00Futurama Bender's Game, Part 3: The world flips upside down, sucking everyone into Bender's imaginary universe, where Fry embarks on a mission to destroy the anti-crystal. (S6, ep 11) Also in HD 
05:30Futurama The Wild Green Yonder, Part 1: The Planet Express crew head to Mars Vegas, where Fry develops the ability to hear people's thoughts. (S6, ep 13) Also in HD 
06:00Monkey Life Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 6)