This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Friday, March 1 2019

06:00Monkey Life Set in Dorset's Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre, this documentary series follows the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S1, ep 2) 
06:30Monkey Life Set in Dorset's Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre, this documentary series follows the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S1, ep 3) 
07:00Animal 999 Fascinating insight into the work that goes on behind the scenes at Scotland's leading animal welfare organisation, the Scottish SPCA. (S6, ep 8) Also in HD 
07:30Animal 999 Fascinating insight into the work that goes on behind the scenes at Scotland's leading animal welfare organisation, the Scottish SPCA. (S6, ep 9) Also in HD 
08:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S2, ep 6) 
09:00Babylon 5 Racing Mars Sheridan clashes with Garibaldi, while Franklin and Marcus run into trouble near the Mars resistance camp. (S4, ep 10) 
10:00Stargate SG-1 Grace Amanda Tapping shines as Sam Carter in this emotive episode. Injured and alone on the Prometheus, she must find a way to save herself. (S7, ep 13) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles The Job When a secure facility on a military base is compromised, Kensi goes undercover to try to find out what object the world-class thief was intending to steal. (S2, ep 20) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Rocket Man When a rocket engine expert is murdered, Eric goes undercover for the first time to ensure the classified technology remains secure. Can he pull it off? (S2, ep 21) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 I Ka Wa Ma Mua, I Ka Wa Ma Hope (The Future Is in the Past): Danny's thoughts turn to the task force's future when a gunshot leaves him clinging to his life. (S8, ep 10) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Oni kalalea ke ku a ka la'au loa (A Tall Tree Stands Above the Others): Danny tells Charlie a story of a Five-0 case - a tale of bad Santas, cops and robbers. (S8, ep 11) Also in HD 
15:00Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 5) 
16:00Modern Family Connection Lost Stuck at an airport with just her laptop to hand, Claire tries to track down Haley, who has gone off the grid following a row. (S6, ep 16) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Closet? You'll Love It!: While Jay and Claire butt heads shooting a commercial, Phil, Luke and Manny try to track down a peeping Tom spying on Gloria. (S6, ep 17) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror IX An evil toupee possesses Homer and Bart and Lisa find themselves trapped inside an Itchy & Scratchy cartoon. (S10, ep 4) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama 300 Big Boys When every Earthican receives a windfall of three hundred dollars, each decides to spend it in a unique way. (S5, ep 11) 
18:00Futurama Bend Her It's the 3004 Olympics and there's all kinds of cheating going on. Bender will do whatever it takes to win gold, even if it means having a sex change... (S5, ep 13) 
18:30The Simpsons Marge Simpson In 'Screaming Yellow Honkers': Marge enjoys driving a sports utility vehicle until her aggressive highway habits catch the attention of Chief Wiggum. (S10, ep 15) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Make Room for Lisa Lisa shows signs of stress when she is forced to share a room with Bart. To relieve her anxiety, Homer takes her to a New Age store. (S10, ep 16) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Maximum Homerdrive Homer and Bart attempt to deliver a dead trucker's cargo on schedule. Marge decides to have an adventure of her own - and purchases a new doorbell. (S10, ep 17) Also in HD 
20:00New: The Simpsons New & Exclusive. Baby You Can't Drive My Car: A self-driving car company brings its fun offices to Springfield. And that means big trouble for the power plant. (S30, ep 5) Also in HD 
20:30New: Modern Family New & Exclusive. Good Grief: There's tricks, treats and some big and rather unexpected news as the Dunphy-Pritchett-Tuckers go all out for Halloween. (S10, ep 5) Also in HD 
21:00New: Curfew New & Exclusive. The race is on and the road ahead is packed with dangers. The Donahues face up to a huge setback. Then, things go wrong on the Thames. Adrenaline-fuelled drama. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
22:00Rob & Romesh Vs... ... Anthony Joshua... Revisited. New & Exclusive. The boys meet heavyweight champ Anthony Joshua, watch him in action and chat to his boxer mate Tony Bellew. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD 
23:00A League Of Their Own James Corden and co are joined by West Ham captain Kevin Nolan, comedian Micky Flanagan and TV presenter Gabby Logan. (S9, ep 8) Also in HD 
00:00The Russell Howard Hour New & Exclusive. Join Russell for another fun-packed look at the news as he mocks the madness of the week's biggest stories and puts the world to rights with a celebrity guest. (S2, ep 14) Also in HD 
01:00The Force: Manchester Fast-paced documentary series following the 999 work of Greater Manchester Police. A force-wide search is launched when a man is assaulted by two men who also steal his car. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
02:00Air Ambulance ER The team are called to a building site to treat a roofer who has suffered a fall. Plus, alternative transport is required to reach a teenage asthmatic. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
03:00A League Of Their Own James Corden hosts another round of the hit panel show as presenter Amanda Holden, actress and comic Aisling Bea and football legend John Barnes join in the fun. (S9, ep 6) Also in HD 
04:00Babylon 5 The Illusion of Truth When a team of reporters arrives wanting to do a story about Babylon 5, Sheridan is reluctant to agree. (S4, ep 8) 
05:00Futurama Obsoletely Fabulous Bender suffers from robot envy when a new machine makes him look inadequate. He can be upgraded but that means a personality transplant. (S5, ep 14) 
05:30Futurama Bender Should Not Be On TV Bender becomes a TV superstar after landing a role on 'All My Circuits' but FART (Fathers Against Rude Television) want him sacked for being loutish. (S5, ep 15) 
06:00Modern Family Won't You Be Our Neighbor Nightmare new neighbours descend on the Dunphys, while Jay is furious to learn that Manny is dating the granddaughter of a rival. (S6, ep 5) Also in HD