This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Monday, May 27 2019

06:00Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 15) Also in HD 
06:30Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 16) 
07:00Animal 999 The health of a cat kept in a messy flat gives the team cause for concern. Staff race to the rescue of a flock of guillemots that have fallen victim to the bad weather. (S2, ep 5) 
07:30Animal 999 Officers discover a starving dog fighting for its life on a nearby beach. Plus, inspectors uncover chaos and creepy crawlies when they answer a call about a neglected cat. (S2, ep 6) 
08:00The Dog Whisperer Miles, Maxie and Booker Former Guns N' Roses drummer Matt Sorum is worried about his French bulldog's behaviour towards other dogs. Can Cesar set his mind at ease? (S5, ep 20) Also in HD 
09:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S11, ep 5) 
09:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S11, ep 6) 
10:00Highway Cops Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S2, ep 5) Also in HD 
10:30Highway Cops Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S2, ep 6) 
11:00David Attenborough's Bachelor King Filmed on the sub-Antarctic island of South Georgia over a period of five months, Sir David Attenborough's immersive documentary explores the extraordinary lives of king penguins. Also in HD 
12:40David Attenborough's... ...Natural History Museum Alive. Join Sir David Attenborough on an after-hours stroll around the British institution as he brings its collection of wonders to life - literally. Also in HD 
14:00Agatha Raisin And The... ...Quiche of Death. It's all about the quiche in this tasty whodunnit starring Ashley Jensen as Agatha Raisin, a PR whizz caught up in a murder mystery. Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Boy's Night Jay accidentally gatecrashes Mitch and Cam's evening out, and Luke befriends his neighbour. Guest starring Nathan Lane and Philip Baker Hall. Mild bad language. (S2, ep 18) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family The Musical Man Cam accepts the role of music director at Luke and Manny's school. Jay's brother Donnie is in town. Mild sexual references. (S2, ep 19) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Flanders' Ladder: It's spooky stuff as a bolt of lightning brings Bart visits from revenge-seeking ghosts. Can he give them what they want? (S29, ep 21) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama A Leela Of Her Own Leela believes that she is a pioneer for women's athletics when she becomes the first female major league blernsball player. (S4, ep 10) 
18:00Futurama 30% Iron Chef: Bender learns to cook and competes against the pretentious, popular chef Elzar in an Iron Cook chef contest. (S4, ep 11) 
18:30The Simpsons When Homer finds out about a miracle hair growth formula, he rushes out to buy it. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons The Simpsons tell three bloodcurdling tales of horror. Featuring the guest voice of James Earl Jones. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons While Bart and Lisa are merrily fishing near the Springfield Nuclear Reactor, they catch a three-eyed fish. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
20:00New: Supergirl New & Exclusive. A Quest for Peace: Supergirl's got one shot to stop Lex Luthor in a tense season finale. Meanwhile, Lex summons Lena and Lillian to the White House. (S4, ep 22) Also in HD 
21:00Blades of Glory Film Will Ferrell and Jon Heder star as figure skaters who are fierce ice rivals... until they're forced to team up. Comedy. Moderate violence/strong language/flashing images. (2007)(93 mins) Also in HD 
23:00The Russell Howard Christmas... ... Hour. Join Russell as he rounds up the highs and lows of 2018's news, gets Christmassy with Chris O'Dowd and joins a choir with Joe Wilkinson. (S2, ep 7) Also in HD 
00:00There's Something About... ...Movies. New & Exclusive. Whose screen smarts are Oscar-worthy? And whose deserve a Razzie? Alan Carr quizzes Jason Isaacs, Rob Delaney, Mandeep Dhillon and Katherine Ryan. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
01:00Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 9) 
02:00SEAL Team New & Exclusive My Life for Yours: Ray winds up in real trouble when he's separated from the team in enemy territory. A desperate hunt for Bravo Two begins. (S2, ep 21) Also in HD 
03:00Arrow New & Exclusive. Living Proof: Oliver is put to the test when he finds himself in a tough situation. Things get worse when the SCPD shows up with an arrest warrant for Felicity. (S7, ep 21) Also in HD 
04:00Babylon 5 TKO A disgraced prizefighter tries to prove his worth by being the first human to compete in a violent alien sporting event held on the station. (S1, ep 14) 
05:00Stargate SG-1 The Quest The SG-1 team face a series of ancient trials as they move closer to finding Merlin's anti-Ori weapon. But they are not the only ones who seek the Sangraal... (S10, ep 10) Also in HD 
06:00Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 17) Also in HD