This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Monday, October 22 2018

06:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S8, ep 12) 
06:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S8, ep 13) 
07:00Modern Family The More You Ignore Me Alex and Luke both give Claire and Phil reason to be concerned. Things get awkward when Haley and Dylan meet Andy and Beth at the cinema. (S7, ep 6) Also in HD 
07:30Modern Family Phil's Sexy, Sexy House When Phil takes on a luxury home, the family are eager to see what it has to offer. Mitch and Cam sneak in for a night of romance. (S7, ep 7) Also in HD 
08:00Modern Family Clean Out Your Junk Draw There's scepticism, competition and high emotions when the Pritchett-Dunphy-Tuckers win a family therapy session with a famous doctor. (S7, ep 8) Also in HD 
08:30Modern Family White Christmas Eager to have a picture-perfect Christmas, Gloria rents a cabin in the mountains for the family. But not everything goes quite to plan... (S7, ep 9) Also in HD 
09:00The Simpsons Helter Shelter When the Simpson house undergoes fumigation, the family is forced to seek shelter elsewhere and ends up in a reality TV programme about a house from the 1800's. (S14, ep 5) Also in HD 
09:30The Simpsons Great Louse Detective When someone attempts to murder Homer, Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammer) is released from prison to help identify the culprit before he strikes again. (S14, ep 6) Also in HD 
10:00The Simpsons Pray Anything After breaking his leg, Homer sues the church for damages... and is awarded the church itself. Guest starring WNBA star Lisa Leslie. (S14, ep 10) Also in HD 
10:30The Simpsons A Star Is Born Again The arrival of a movie star (Marisa Tomei) has the town buzzing, but she only has eyes for Flanders. 'Bridget Jones' author Helen Fielding also stars. (S14, ep 13) Also in HD 
11:00Dogs: An Amazing Animal... ... Family. Man's Best Friend: Patrick Aryee investigates the astonishing history and evolution of dogs and our pets' weird, wild and wonderful relatives. (1 of 3) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Impact Hetty contacts Nate Getz (guest star Peter Cambor) to help Sam and Deeks move on, while the rest of the team head to the site of a crashed private jet. (S5, ep 2) Also in HD 
13:00NCIS: Los Angeles Omni Callen and the gang investigate the death of a biotech CEO killed in a car explosion. Plus, emotions run high as Deeks returns to the field. (S5, ep 3) Also in HD 
14:00Modern Family A Tale of Three Cities The Golden Globe and Emmy award-winning comedy returns for season eight as all three families recount their unique holiday experiences. (S8, ep 1) Also in HD 
14:30Modern Family A Stereotypical Day Jay tries to make a good impression on his new neighbours, while Cam and Mitchell attempt to teach Lily a message of acceptance. (S8, ep 2) Also in HD 
15:00The Simpsons Treehouse Of Horror VII A trio of terrifying tales starring Springfield's first family. With Halloween approaching, the Simpsons get spooky. (S8, ep 1) Also in HD 
15:30The Simpsons You Only Move Twice The Simpsons relocate to another community after Homer unwittingly takes a job with a company controlled by a super-villain. (S8, ep 2) Also in HD 
16:00The Simpsons Burns, Baby Burns Mr Burns' long-lost son stages his own kidnapping. Featuring the special guest voice of Rodney Dangerfield as Larry. (S8, ep 4) Also in HD 
16:30The Simpsons Bart After Dark While Marge is out of town, Homer allows Bart to work at a burlesque house. (S8, ep 5) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons The Cartridge Family Homer purchases a handgun to protect his family. (S9, ep 5) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama A Big Piece Of Garbage A colossal chunk of stinking garbage threatens to destroy New New York City. Featuring the guest voice of inventor Ron Popeil as himself. (S1, ep 8) 
18:00Futurama Hell Is Other Robots Bender turns to religion after becoming addicted to electricity. Featuring the voices of The Beastie Boys and Dan Castellaneta (voice of Homer Simpson). (S1, ep 9) 
18:30The Simpsons The Two Mrs Nahasapeemapetilons In an effort to avoid an arranged marriage, Apu tells his mother he is married to Marge. (S9, ep 7) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Lisa the Skeptic Townspeople believe Lisa has unearthed the fossilised remains of an angel. (S9, ep 8) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Reality Bites Marge is employed by an estate agent but her honesty costs her lucrative sales. (S9, ep 9) Also in HD 
20:00New: Supergirl New & Exclusive. American Alien: Supergirl flies back into action when a terrorist group starts a killing spree in National City. A new reporter joins the CatCo team. (S4, ep 1) Also in HD 
21:00Star Trek Film JJ Abrams reimagines the voyages of the Starship Enterprise as a young Kirk (Chris Pine) and crew take on Eric Bana's vengeful alien. Contains violence/flashing images. (2009)(122 mins) Also in HD 
23:30An Idiot Abroad 2 Swim With Dolphins Karl heads off for a dip with some dolphins - what's not to like? A lot if Ricky & Steve are your holiday planners. Very strong language from the outset. (Episode 3/8) Also in HD 
00:30A League Of Their Own New & Exclusive. With just 45 minutes left of the series, James and co sub ex-England left back Ashley Cole, swimming champ Ellie Simmonds and comedian Rob Beckett into the fun. (S13, ep 8) Also in HD 
01:30Night Cops 60% of recorded crime happens under cover of darkness. From drug abuse to drunken brawls, find out how the police dish out justice on the toughest shift of all. Strong language. (1/6) 
02:30Most Shocking: Camcorder Chaos 2 An injured officer is outnumbered by a wild mob, while a tornado demolishes a house. (S6, ep 12) 
03:30Duck Quacks Don't Echo Next to share their pearls of wisdom with host Lee Mack are TV presenter Holly Willoughby, comedian Dara O Briain and actor Hugh Dennis. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD 
04:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S4, ep 6) 
04:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S4, ep 7) 
05:00Futurama A Big Piece Of Garbage A colossal chunk of stinking garbage threatens to destroy New New York City. Featuring the guest voice of inventor Ron Popeil as himself. (S1, ep 8) 
05:30Futurama Hell Is Other Robots Bender turns to religion after becoming addicted to electricity. Featuring the voices of The Beastie Boys and Dan Castellaneta (voice of Homer Simpson). (S1, ep 9) 
06:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S8, ep 14)