This week's UK TV & radio

Congratulations on being true to the origins of web browsing. These fancy new browsers supporting web standards, such as CSS, just detract from the pure accessibility goodness of this site.

Wednesday : Thursday : Friday : Saturday : Sunday : Monday : Tuesday : Wednesday

Listings for Sky One on Monday, December 18 2017

06:00Futurama Crimes Of The Hot Earth is jeopardised by global warming, and it's decided that all robots must be destroyed, including Bender. Al Gore guest stars. (S5, ep 1) 
06:30Futurama Jurassic Bark Bender grows jealous when Fry attempts to clone his beloved fossilised dog. (S5, ep 2) 
07:00Futurama The Route Of All Evil Planet Express faces competition from a rival company started up by Dwight and Cubert. Meanwhile, Bender has something potent brewing. (S5, ep 3) 
07:30The Simpsons You Only Move Twice The Simpsons relocate to another community after Homer unwittingly takes a job with a company controlled by a super-villain. (S8, ep 2) Also in HD 
08:00The Simpsons The Homer They Fall When doctors discover Homer has a condition that protects his brain from injury, he decides to become a professional boxer. (S8, ep 3) Also in HD 
08:30The Simpsons Burns, Baby Burns Mr Burns' long-lost son stages his own kidnapping. Featuring the special guest voice of Rodney Dangerfield as Larry. (S8, ep 4) Also in HD 
09:00The Simpsons Bart After Dark While Marge is out of town, Homer allows Bart to work at a burlesque house. (S8, ep 5) Also in HD 
09:30Modern Family Dude Ranch The critically adored comedy is back with season three. In the first fix, the clan lasso laughs as they head to a dude ranch. Mature themes. (S3, ep 1) Also in HD 
10:00Modern Family When Good Kids Go Bad Gloria locks horns with Manny's principal and Mitch and Cam decide to adopt again, but need to get Lily on board. Mild sexual references/flashing images. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD 
10:30Modern Family Phil On Wire Cam starts a juice fast, and Mitch is helpless as he watches him go through the different stages of dieting. Phil decides to take up the tightrope. Mature themes. (S3, ep 3) Also in HD 
11:00Attenborough's Wild City With the latest film-making technology, Sir David Attenborough uncovers the unseen natural treasures of Singapore and explores how the wildlife has adapted to the human world. (1 of 3) Also in HD 
12:00Hawaii Five-0 Ka Ho'oponopono (The Fix): The Five-0 are stumped by the murder of a teenage girl, until clues suggest she was successfully targeted by a contract killer. (S2, ep 13) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Pu'olo (The Package): Trouble brews when Chin-Ho shares some shocking news with McGarrett about Joe. Meanwhile, Danno plays midwife to his ex-wife. (S2, ep 14) Also in HD 
14:00NCIS: Los Angeles Come Back Kensi and Deeks announce they are moving in together - just as Hetty assigns them the task of protecting Kensi's ex-fiancÚ Jack. (S7, ep 14) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Matryoshka Part 2: The team craft a plan to rescue Anna's father. Special Agent G Callen learns what the "G" in his name stands for. (S7, ep 16) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Vegas Minus the kids, the clans make their way to Sin City when Jay scores some luxury hotel rooms for free. Stephen Merchant guest stars. Moderate sex references. (S5, ep 18) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family A Hard Jay's Night Plans for a chilled evening at Jay's turn out to be anything but. Plus, Mitch doesn't like a wedding gift made by Cam's dad. Flashing images/strong language. (S5, ep 19) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons When Homer is sent to a mental institution, he befriends a hulking white mental patient who thinks he is Michael Jackson. Also in HD 
17:30The Simpsons When Lisa enters a competition about patriotism she is chosen as one of the semi-finalists and suddenly the Simpsons find themselves on an all expenses paid trip to Washington. Also in HD 
18:00Futurama Crimes Of The Hot Earth is jeopardised by global warming, and it's decided that all robots must be destroyed, including Bender. Al Gore guest stars. (S5, ep 1) 
18:30The Simpsons Every Man's Dream Homer starts dating a younger woman, after a marriage counselling session prompts him and Marge to undergo a trial separation. (S27, ep 1) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Cue Detective Super-chef Scotty Broom challenges Homer to a smoke-off, not knowing that he has a secret weapon up his sleeve. (S27, ep 2) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Puffless Twins Selma and Patti agree to give up smoking. But when Selma relapses after just 10 minutes, Patti moves in with Homer and Marge. (S27, ep 4) Also in HD 
20:00A League Of Their Own Xmas... ...Special. James Corden, Freddie Flintoff, Jamie Redknapp and Jack Whitehall are joined by Dennis Taylor and Gary Barlow for a Christmas episode of the comedy sports quiz. Also in HD 
21:002012 Film John Cusack battles to save his family as the end of the world closes in. Disaster epic from director Roland Emmerich, with Danny Glover. Strong language/flashing images. (2009)(152 mins) Also in HD 
23:55The Russell Howard Hour Join Russell for his take on current affairs as he mocks the madness of the news and talks trolling with MP Diane Abbott. Stand-up from Kiri Pritchard-McLean. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
00:55Sick Note New & Exclusive. Things have got too much for Daniel. As the police close in on the truth, is it time he came clean? Series one of the dark comedy concludes. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD 
01:25A League Of Their Own James Corden, Freddie Flintoff and Jamie Redknapp are joined by guests Anthony Joshua, Rob Beckett and Roisin Conaty as the sports-based quiz show returns. (S11, ep 1) Also in HD 
02:20The Force: Manchester Fast-paced documentary series following the 999 work of Greater Manchester Police. England's second largest police force, it's responsible for protecting 2.7 million people. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
03:15David Attenborough: Micro Monsters Conflict Sir David Attenborough explores the macroscopic world of bugs and, in this first episode, finds out how its residents outwit their enemies to survive. (Ep 1 of 6) Also in HD 
03:40David Attenborough: Micro Monsters Predator It's a bug-eat-bug world out there, and the documentary continues with a look at how the various critters defuse the defences of their prey. (Ep 2 of 6) Also in HD 
04:05Monkeys: An Amazing Animal.. ...Family. Biologist Patrick Aryee travels to wild locations across the globe to reveal the amazing stories of how each of the world's primate species came to be. (1 of 3) Also in HD 
05:00Monkeys: An Amazing Animal.. ...Family. Biologist Patrick Aryee travels to wild locations across the globe to reveal the amazing stories of how each of the world's primate species came to be. (2 of 3) Also in HD 
06:00Futurama Taste Of Freedom In celebration of Freedom Day, Dr Zoidberg eats the Earth flag, for which he is sentenced to death. In retaliation, the Decapodians enslave the entire world. (S5, ep 4)