This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Friday, February 21 2020

06:00Monkey Life The team step in when Ben is injured by the alpha male during the chimp introduction. Orangutan Hsiao-Quai struggles with her ever-growing son, too. (S3, ep 3) 
06:30Monkey Life A four-month-old woolly monkey is hand-reared and, in the endangered golden-cheeked gibbons' enclosure, excitement bubbles when news breaks that Zoey may be pregnant. (S3, ep 4) 
07:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S2, ep 16) 
07:30Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S2, ep 17) 
08:00The Dog Whisperer How to Raise the Perfect Dog Cesar Millan tries to prove that any puppy can be trained by trying to tame four different breeds with opposing characteristics. (S5, ep 23) Also in HD 
09:00Stop Search Seize Reality series following Ireland's border agents working in passport control, immigration, security, policing and various counterfeit departments. (S2, ep 10) Also in HD 
10:00Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 1) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Familia The cool crime drama concludes its sophomore season. Callen and the team pull out all the stops to unravel the mystery surrounding Hetty's sudden disappearance. (S2, ep 24) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Ascension Time is of the essence in this fifth season opener as the team race to the aid of Sam and Deeks and hunt for the missing nuclear weapons. (S5, ep 1) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Hewa Ka Lima Fugitive hacker Aaron Wright shows up. And he needs help - big time. Junior is forced to face the driver who killed his sister. (S9, ep 24) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 New & Exclusive. Hana Mao 'ole ka ua o Waianae: The race is on to find escaped criminal Aaron Wright. But a guest at HQ is about to throw everyone in danger. (S9, ep 25) Also in HD 
15:00MacGyver Hole Puncher Mac poses as psychopath Murdoc when the team intercepts a terror group's message ordering Murdoc to carry out an assassination. (S1, ep 20) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Written in the Stars Jay and Gloria's Valentine's Day causes a stir when Phil convinces Jay to spice things up with role play. Mitch and Cam ruin Luke's date. (S9, ep 14) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Spanks for the Memories Jay makes a big mistake when he tries to spice up his and Gloria's sex-life. Mitch looks to rub his new job in Cam's friends' faces. (S9, ep 15) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons The Old Man And The 'C' Student: Bart must perform community service at Grampa's retirement home. Featuring the guest voice of Jack LaLanne. (S10, ep 20) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Roswell That Ends Well When the Planet Express ship travels through time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947, Fry becomes his own progeny. (S4, ep 1) 
18:00Futurama Xmas A Tale Of Two Santas When the gang accidentally freeze Santa (who is a robot intent on destroying Christmas), Fry revives the traditional image of the kindly bringer of gifts. (S4, ep 2) 
18:30The Simpsons Little Big Mom When Marge breaks her leg in a skiing accident, it's up to Lisa to run the Simpson household in her mother's absence. (S11, ep 10) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Faith Off Bart manages to pull a stuck bucket off Homer's head and becomes convinced that he is a faith healer. (S11, ep 11) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons The Mansion Family After being named the oldest person in the city, Mr Burns books in for a health check, leaving the Simpsons to house sit. With the voice of Britney Spears. (S11, ep 12) Also in HD 
20:00New: The Simpsons New & Exclusive. Marge the Lumberjill: Worried that everyone thinks she's boring, Marge takes up lumber-jacking, But when her talent takes her to Portland, Homer isn't happy. (S31, ep 6) Also in HD 
20:30New: Modern Family New & Exclusive. A Game of Chicken: Gloria sneakily baptises the twins. Meanwhile, Claire deals with a smart closet fiasco and Cam goes to war with the school mascot. (S11, ep 6) Also in HD 
21:00New: Intelligence New & Exclusive. A power-hungry plan throws arrogant NSA agent David Schwimmer and inept GCHQ computer analyst Nick Mohammed together. Smart Sky original comedy. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
21:30New: Intelligence New & Exclusive. Jerry hopes Joseph has a way to twist the results when he's forced to take a polygraph test. Comedy with David Schwimmer and Nick Mohammed. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
22:00New: Late Late Show Best Of The Week ..the Week. New & Exclusive. Don't miss all the best moments from James Corden's hit US talk show with weekly specials featuring all the highlights from the past week. Also in HD 
23:00The Russell Howard Hour New & Exclusive. Russell Howard puts the world to rights with more celeb guests as he mocks the madness of the week's events. Series three of his sideways look at the news. (S3, ep 13) Also in HD 
00:00Avenue 5 New & Exclusive. The sci-fi comedy from Armando Iannucci continues. Hugh Laurie stars. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
00:35Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 6) 
01:35Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S4, ep 1) Also in HD 
02:05Hawaii Five-0 Ohana (Family): More thrills and spills to satisfy the appetites of action junkies. The reassembled Five-0 team investigate the abduction of a cyber-terrorism expert. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
03:00Hawaii Five-0 Lanakila (Victory): Tag along with the famous Five (-0) as they track down a violent convict who escaped from an island prison. A surprise is in store for McGarrett too. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
04:00Futurama Roswell That Ends Well When the Planet Express ship travels through time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947, Fry becomes his own progeny. (S4, ep 1) 
04:30Futurama Xmas A Tale Of Two Santas When the gang accidentally freeze Santa (who is a robot intent on destroying Christmas), Fry revives the traditional image of the kindly bringer of gifts. (S4, ep 2) 
05:00Stargate SG-1 Proving Ground O'Neill's training session with a young Stargate team is cut short by a real mission at Stargate Command. (S5, ep 13) 
06:00Monkey Life Baby chimp Rodders needs to have a tooth removed after a rough playing session, and John examines the leg that ape Jimmy nearly lost. (S2, ep 15)