This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Friday, December 15 2017

06:00Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 5) Also in HD New. 
06:30Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 6) Also in HD New. 
07:00Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 7) Also in HD 
07:30Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 8) Also in HD 
08:00It's Me Or The Dog Three Pampered Pups British dog expert Victoria Stilwell will need all the tricks of her trade as she heads across the Atlantic to help owners with their problematic pooches. (S2, ep 11) Also in HD 
09:00Meerkat Manor Moving On After a confrontation with a rival gang, the colony quickly realises that one of the pups has gone missing. (S1, ep 13) 
09:30Meerkat Manor Cold Comfort Tragedy strikes at Meerkat Manor. Heroic Shakespeare hasn't reappeared - did he die defending Flower's pups? (S2, ep 1) 
10:00Meerkat Manor The Three Amigos The Whiskers lead Flower's new pups on their first foraging trip, when they are caught out in the open by a gang of war-dancing meerkats. (S2, ep 2) 
10:30Meerkat Manor Young Blood With the Whiskers, the Lazuli and the Commandos in close proximity, there's a vicious fight for territory that ends in tragedy. (S2, ep 3) 
11:00Modern Family Spring-a-Ding-Fling While Cam's thunder is stolen by a popular teacher's return, Mitch doesn't know what to make of his former college pal-turned-new boss. (S5, ep 16) Also in HD 
11:30Modern Family Other People's Children A leisurely day at the museum proves to be anything but for Cam, Mitch and Manny. Phil helps Andy with his anniversary gift. Moderate sex references. (S5, ep 17) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Defectors The team hunt for a missing teenager who is thought to have been recruited by a terrorist group. Plus, there's a shock in store for Deeks. (S7, ep 9) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Pahele (Trap): The Five-0 launch into action when a busload of schoolchildren are kidnapped, but are puzzled by the ransom: $80 million worth of cocaine. (S2, ep 11) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Alaheo Pau'ole (Gone Forever): Chin Ho finds he can't even catch a break on the night before his big day when a body is discovered in an abandoned bunker. (S2, ep 12) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Angels & Daemons The team investigate the murder of a tech entrepreneur, who has secretly developed a potentially dangerous computer program. (S7, ep 13) Also in HD 
16:00Stargate SG-1 The Devil You Know - Part II: SG-1 must escape from a prison built to simulate the fires of Hell. (S3, ep 13) 
17:00The Simpsons Enthused by the irresponsible behaviour of a daredevil cyclist at a monster truck rally, Bart decides on a career as a stunt skateboarder. (S2, ep 8) 
17:30Futurama 30% Iron Chef: Bender learns to cook and competes against the pretentious, popular chef Elzar in an Iron Cook chef contest. (S4, ep 11) 
18:00Futurama Where No Fan Has Gone Before The cast of the original Star Trek series guest star in an episode which sees Fry attempting to re-establish the banned sci-fi series on Earth. (S4, ep 12) 
18:30The Simpsons When Homer illegally connects to cable, Lisa worries that her father has broken the eighth commandment. Watch out for the amusing 'So You've Decided To Steal Cable' pamphlet. (S2, ep 13) 
19:00The Simpsons Homer tells Bart that either Santa's Little Helper goes to obedience school and learns to listen or they will have to get rid of him. Special guest voice Tracy Ullman. (S2, ep 14) 
19:30The Simpsons Homer arranges a date between Principal Skinner and Marge's sister Selma. (S2, ep 15) 
20:00The Simpsons A Father's Watch Marge's concerns force her to turn to a parenting expert. Meanwhile, Grampa gives Bart a gift Homer would love to get his hands on. (S28, ep 18) Also in HD 
20:30Modern Family A Hard Jay's Night Plans for a chilled evening at Jay's turn out to be anything but. Plus, Mitch doesn't like a wedding gift made by Cam's dad. Flashing images/strong language. (S5, ep 19) Also in HD 
21:00Karl Pilkington: The Moaning... ...of Life 2.Waste: As Karl explores the impact of waste on our planet, he meets a roadkill chef, as well as a man who has found a unique use for old bottles. (S2, ep 5) Also in HD 
22:00A League Of Their Own New & Exclusive Can't get enough of James and the boys? Relive the fun and games of series 12 with this look back at its funniest and most memorable moments. (S12, ep 8) Also in HD 
23:00The Simpsons Marge writes a letter to the creators of The Itchy & Scratchy Show, asking them to tone down the violence. (S2, ep 9) 
23:30The Simpsons Lawyer Lionel Hutz persuades Bart to lie about the extent of his injuries after he is knocked over by Mr Burns' car. (S2, ep 10) 
00:00A League Of Their Own The big-name guest stars keep on coming with appearances from chart-topping singer Pixie Lott, football legend Robbie Fowler and comedian David Walliams. (S8, ep 7) Also in HD 
01:00The Force: Essex All For One and One For All Officers pursue a joyrider in Southend, while in Colchester a suspected drug dealer is arrested. Plus, there's trouble in Basildon. (S4, ep 5) Also in HD 
02:00Brit Cops: Frontline Crime Devon/Cornwall Adrenaline-fuelled documentary following Britain's police. This week's fix sees them tackling robbers, prostitutes and speed merchants in the West Country. (S1, ep 6) 
03:00NCIS: Los Angeles Matryoshka The team head undercover as they embark on a dangerous mission to find Anna's father. Special two-part episode of the fast-paced procedural drama. (S7, ep 15) Also in HD 
04:00NCIS: Los Angeles Exchange Rate When a convicted Cuban spy escapes US custody, the team are shocked to learn who helped to break him out. (S7, ep 18) Also in HD 
05:00The Dog Whisperer Cujo and Molly Cesar takes an aggressive Lab-mastiff mix back to his Dog Psychology Center for some serious therapy and helps to quieten a feisty Jack Russell. (S5, ep 26) Also in HD 
06:00Ashley Banjo's Secret Street Crew A group of beauticians from Essex take time out from their manis and pedis to flex their twinkle toes. It's up to Ashley to transform them from fake-bakers to shake'n'bakers. (5/6) Also in HD