This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Thursday, October 18 2018

06:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S8, ep 8) 
06:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S8, ep 9) 
07:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S4, ep 2) 
07:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S4, ep 3) 
08:00The Dog Whisperer Chip, Leo, Hank, Lucy And Betty Cesar comes to the rescue of a ferocious Min Pin whose constant biting regularly draws blood from his owner's family. (S2, ep 8) Also in HD 
09:00It's Me Or The Dog Update Teddy Pom Pom Prince Louis and Teddy Pom Pom are a Pomeranian and a Pekinese that are not as cute as they look. Can Victoria get close enough to curb their biting? (S2, ep 10) 
09:30It's Me Or The Dog Zulu Zulu is a 98lb boxer. He's finding it hard to adjust from the great outdoors of South Africa to a tiny terrace house in London. Can Victoria help him adapt to city life? (S4, ep 1) 
10:00Modern Family The Party Luke and Manny are left in charge when the family go out. But when the fire alarm goes off, Claire starts to suspect the boys are throwing a party. (S7, ep 18) Also in HD 
10:30Modern Family Man Shouldn't Lie Claire and the kids desperately try to hide a dog from Phil. Meanwhile, Jay finds himself in a pickle with Gloria. (S7, ep 19) Also in HD 
11:00Modern Family Promposal Asking a girl to the prom gets even more nerve-wrecking for Luke and Manny when Cam and Mitch decide to interfere. (S7, ep 20) Also in HD 
11:30Modern Family Crazy Train An eventful journey is in store for the Pritchett-Dunphy-Tuckers as they board the train for DeDe's wedding. (S7, ep 21) Also in HD 
12:00Hawaii Five-0 Ko'olauloa (North Shore Of O'ahu): Kono takes a trip down memory lane when her former surfing mentor is shot dead. Guest starring cult TV icon Kevin Sorbo. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Ho'apono (Accept): When a former Navy SEAL holds up a group of tourists aboard the USS Missouri memorial battleship, it's up to McGarrett to diffuse the situation... (S1, ep 7) Also in HD 
14:00NCIS: Los Angeles Plan B: Things get personal for Deeks when he's forced to resume an old alias in order to protect his best friend and chief informant from a group of arms traffickers. (S2, ep 22) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Imposters NCIS launch into action and investigate when a Navy SEAL imposter is set ablaze. Claire Forlani joins the ranks as Operations Manager Lauren Hunter as well. (S2, ep 23) Also in HD 
16:00The Flash We Are The Flash A surprising ally steps in to help Team Flash as they meet Devoe in an epic final showdown. Season finale. (S4, ep 23) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Lisa accurately predicts the winners of sporting events on which Homer gambles so she can be closer to her father. Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Love's Labour's Lost In Space Leela finds herself the object of a starship captain's amorous advances. (S1, ep 4) 
18:00Futurama Fear Of A Bot Planet Fry and Leela find themselves trapped on a planet ruled by human-hating robots. (S1, ep 5) 
18:30The Simpsons Bart and Milhouse go to the Spinal Tap concert and when they return, Bart has decided he wants to be a heavy metal rocker. Featuring the guest voices of Spinal Tap. Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Milhouse falls in love with Samantha, a new girl at school, and casts his friendship with Bart aside. Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons City Of New York Vs. Homer: The Simpsons journey to New York City to retrieve the family car. (S9, ep 1) Also in HD 
20:00New: The Flash New & Exclusive. Nora: Barry's back with a new suit as he and Iris try to fix his time-travelling daughter's mistake. Meanwhile, a villainous new meta shows up. (S5, ep 1) Also in HD 
21:00New: A League Of Their Own New & Exclusive. With just 45 minutes left of the series, James and co sub ex-England left back Ashley Cole, swimming champ Ellie Simmonds and comedian Rob Beckett into the fun. (S13, ep 8) Also in HD 
22:00An Idiot Abroad 2 Trans-Siberian Express The next 'thing to do' for Karl to, er, do is a trip aboard the Trans-Siberian Express. Surprises are in store... Very strong language from the outset. (Episode 2/8) Also in HD 
23:00The Simpsons: Schools Out! Das Bus Bart, Lisa and their classmates fight for survival when they become stranded on a remote island. (S9, ep 14) Also in HD 
23:30The Simpsons Oh Brother Where Bart Thou Bart pines for a brother, but Homer and Marge aren't so keen. Things look up, however, when he meets orphan Charlie. Kim Cattrall guest stars. (S21, ep 8) Also in HD 
00:00The Simpsons Midsummer's Nice Dreams Comedy legends Cheech and Chong take a trip to Springfield and, thanks to a Homer-shaped upheaval, become Cheech and Chunk... (S22, ep 16) Also in HD 
00:30The Simpsons at Halloween Halloween of Horror Homer and Lisa are forced to get creative when Homer causes an upset on Halloween. (S27, ep 21) Also in HD 
01:00A Discovery Of Witches New & Exclusive. Matthew crosses a dangerous line when he returns to Oxford. Diana discovers his dark past, before something unexpected tears them apart. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
02:00Most Shocking:Busted In The Buff 4 Fast-paced clip show focusing on challenges the police have to face. (S7, ep 8) 
03:00Duck Quacks Don't Echo TV presenter Alesha Dixon and funnymen Jon Richardson and Danny Baker team up to bust facts on Lee Mack's hit panel show. Can music make your kids more helpful? (S6, ep 6) Also in HD 
04:00The Flash Think Fast Still rocked by Ralph's death, Barry's reluctant to let Cisco and Caitlin risk their lives to stop DeVoe. But can he take on the evil genius alone? (S4, ep 22) Also in HD 
05:00Futurama Love's Labour's Lost In Space Leela finds herself the object of a starship captain's amorous advances. (S1, ep 4) 
05:30Futurama Fear Of A Bot Planet Fry and Leela find themselves trapped on a planet ruled by human-hating robots. (S1, ep 5) 
06:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S8, ep 10)