This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Tuesday, March 31 2020

06:00Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 17) Also in HD 
06:30Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 18) Also in HD 
07:00Wild Vets An injured toe slows a cheetah, taking blood samples from a huge albatross proves easier said than done and, as the check-ups continue, it's the turn of an elderly baboon. (S1, ep 7) 
07:30Wild Vets At Orana Wildlife Park, a giraffe fights for its life, Wellington Zoo welcomes new sun bear Sean, and Kate goes to Stewart Island to discover why yellow penguins are vanishing. (S1, ep 8) 
08:00The Dog Whisperer Delta and Dong-Dong A dog with an abusive past fears men, and a Border Collie mix refuses to leave his chair and is afraid of leashes. (S6, ep 13) Also in HD 
09:00Air Ambulance ER Series following the incredible work of the UK's air ambulance services. The team go to the rescue of a lumberjack who has fallen from height. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
10:00Highway Patrol Australia Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S4, ep 5) 
10:30Highway Patrol Australia Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S4, ep 6) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles New & Exclusive. Cancel Christmas: The team investigate the poisoning of a suspected spy. Meanwhile, Deeks and Kensi struggle to organise their festive plans. (S7, ep 11) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Angels & Daemons The team investigate the murder of a tech entrepreneur, who has secretly developed a potentially dangerous computer program. (S7, ep 13) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Aloha Ke Kahi I Ke Kahi (We Need Each Other): Season four kicks off with a kidnapping plot that pushes McGarrett to the very limit. Chi McBride guest stars. (S4, ep 1) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 A'ale Ma'a Wau (Fish Out of Water): The team cross paths with a Texas Ranger desperately trying to find his missing daughter. Tim Daly guest stars. (S4, ep 2) Also in HD 
15:00S.W.A.T. Radical Hondo must save the day when a suicide bomber takes hostages at a college. He's also in for a shock when he challenges Hicks about Buck's dismissal. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Family Portrait First season finale. Claire's plans for a family portrait go awry, Cam unleashes his inner diva and Mitch gets into a flap. Mild language/flashing images. (S1, ep 24) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family The Old Wagon Season two. Phil finally agrees to sell the family's old station wagon, but not before a trip down memory lane. Moderate sex references/mature themes. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Moe'n'a Lisa Believing Moe to have the tormented soul of an artist, Lisa helps him discover his inner poet. But when success goes to his head and he abandons her, Homer vows revenge... 
17:30Futurama Benderama Season eight kicks off with a crisis when the Earth is overrun by increasingly tiny Benders. Guest starring Patton Oswalt as Giant Unattractive Monster. (S8, ep 1) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama Neutopia After overhearing Fry and the gang bickering about the superiority of the sexes, an annoyed alien teaches them a lesson via some neutering. (S8, ep 2) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons The Wife Aquatic When Homer trashes a marina he is forced to pay off his debt to the locals by becoming a fisherman. His sea legs are put to the test when a storm strikes his boat. 
19:00The Simpsons Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Three Times Three tales of revenge from Springfield. Milhouse leads a nerd rebellion, while crimefighter 'Red Revenge' takes to the streets. 
19:30The Simpsons Little Big Girl "I must be the first guy who was ever pressured into marriage." Bart finds himself tied down with a baby on the way when he falls for guest star Natalie Portman. 
20:00New: The Flash New & Exclusive. Crisis On Infinite Earth: Hour Three: Pariah enlists Black Lightning to stop the Anti-Monitor after Flash-90 shares some valuable knowledge. (S6, ep 9) Also in HD 
21:00New: Strike Back: Vendetta New & Exclusive. Mac's life outside of the army might seem happy, but the emotional strain of what happened in Munich starts to take a heavy toll. (S8, ep 6) Also in HD 
22:00New: The Trip To Greece New & Exclusive. Rob and Steve's island-hopping tour is cut short in King Nestor's home of Pilos as Steve receives some bad news. It makes for an emotional journey home. (S4, ep 6) Also in HD 
22:35Hitmen New & Exclusive. Sue Perkins and Mel Giedroyc star as misfit contract killers, whose first hit is corrupt lawyer Jason Watkins. A Sky original comedy. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
23:05Hitmen New & Exclusive. Fran and Jamie are ordered to extract information from an embezzling accountant. But they soon discover torture isn't their thing. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
23:35A League Of Their Own... ...US Road Trip 2.0. The fun continues as Jack, Jamie and Freddie go deep-sea fishing for sharks in Miami and crocodile hunting in Florida's Everglades. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
00:35An Idiot Abroad 2 Meet A Gorilla Karl heads to Africa to hang out with mountain gorillas, encountering a tribal king and house-residing hippo along the way. Very strong language from the outset. (5/8) Also in HD 
01:35SEAL Team New & Exclusive. Siege Protocol - Part 2: As Bravo's situation escalates, the Tactical Operations Center gets compromised and the team comes face-to-face with the enemy. (S3, ep 12) Also in HD 
02:30The Heist 1Million Bank Job New & Exclusive. Who will escape with 100K? The three remaining contestants race to launder their loot. But even as the clock ticks down, the detectives refuse to give up. (S2, ep 8) Also in HD 
03:30Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S4, ep 14) 
04:00Air Ambulance ER Series following the incredible work of the UK's air ambulance services. The team go to the rescue of a lumberjack who has fallen from height. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
05:00Futurama Benderama Season eight kicks off with a crisis when the Earth is overrun by increasingly tiny Benders. Guest starring Patton Oswalt as Giant Unattractive Monster. (S8, ep 1) Also in HD 
05:30Futurama Neutopia After overhearing Fry and the gang bickering about the superiority of the sexes, an annoyed alien teaches them a lesson via some neutering. (S8, ep 2) Also in HD 
06:00Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 19) Also in HD