This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Wednesday, July 18 2018

06:00Modern Family Fifteen Percent Mitchell sows the seed that one of Jay's buddies is secretly gay. Chazz Palminteri guest stars. Mild language/sex references/flashing images. (S1, ep 13) Also in HD 
06:30Modern Family Moon Landing Claire feels inadequate when an old friend comes to visit. Jay has an unsettling locker room encounter. Minnie Driver guest stars. Strong language/flashing images. (S1, ep 14) Also in HD 
07:00Monkey Life There's a special delivery as Alison goes to collect a group of five loris, all the way from Hong Kong, and orang Gordon shows off his skills on the high wire. (S10, ep 3) Also in HD 
07:30Monkey Life Orang-utan Lucky is moving home while young woolly monkey Lucas is causing concern. Little chimp Thelma is up to her usual tricks. (S10, ep 4) Also in HD 
08:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S9, ep 1) 
08:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S9, ep 2) 
09:00Animal 999 The Scottish SPCA goes to the rescue of a seal pup that's stranded on a beach. Plus, staff check up on a Jack Russell terrier that's suffering from a huge tumour. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
09:30Animal 999 The team investigates reports of a neglected dog living in a high-rise flat. Plus, staff spring into action when a group of hedgehogs land themselves in a prickly situation. (S2, ep 2) 
10:00The Dog Whisperer Sonny, Chocolate & Cinnamon and Boo A psychologist calls in the big guns when her pet pug and pet pig get a little rowdy and Cesar helps an emotionally scarred German shepherd. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD 
11:00Modern Family Hawaii Jay receives a reality check, Phil tries to charm Claire and the kids are left to their own devices. Mild language/sexual references/flashing images. (S1, ep 23) Also in HD 
11:30Modern Family Family Portrait First season finale. Claire's plans for a family portrait go awry, Cam unleashes his inner diva and Mitch gets into a flap. Mild language/flashing images. (S1, ep 24) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Spoils of War Pressure mounts as the team race to Afghanistan to rescue Kensi from the Taliban's clutches. Hetty, meanwhile, has some secrets to share. (S5, ep 19) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Oia'i'o Bowing out with a bang, this first season finale features a fiendish twist or two. The tables are turned when Wo Fat turns his attention to finishing the Five-0. (S1, ep 24) Also in HD 
14:00NCIS: Los Angeles Inelegant Heart Callen and the gang look into the dodgy dealings of a murdered Navy contractor, while Hetty comes under attack from the Department of Justice. (S6, ep 2) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Praesidium While Callen and the gang take decisive action to protect one of their own, Director Leon Vance stops by to deliver some disturbing news to Hetty. (S6, ep 3) Also in HD 
16:00Stargate SG-1 The Pegasus Project SG-1's search for the Sangraal takes them to Atlantis, where they hope to prevent the Ori from sending more ships through the Supergate. (S10, ep 3) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons When you Dish Upon a Star Homer befriends a group of Hollywood celebrities on holiday in a remote part of town and promises to keep their whereabouts a secret. (S10, ep 5) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama The Series Has Landed Fry eagerly anticipates his first visit to the moon... only to realise that it is home to a cheesy amusement park. (S1, ep 2) 
18:00Futurama I, Roommate Fry and Bender become a futuristic odd couple when they attempt to share an apartment. (S1, ep 3) 
18:30The Simpsons Homer to the Max Homer changes his name when a dimwitted television show character named 'Homer Simpson' becomes an overnight sensation. (S10, ep 13) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons I'm with Cupid Sir Elton John guest voices as himself in a Valentine's episode in which Apu showers his wife Manjula with an outrageous Valentine's Day gift. (S10, ep 14) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Marge Simpson In 'Screaming Yellow Honkers': Marge enjoys driving a sports utility vehicle until her aggressive highway habits catch the attention of Chief Wiggum. (S10, ep 15) Also in HD 
20:00A League Of Their Own This week, James Corden and co are joined by Olympic diver Tom Daley, athlete Katarina Johnson-Thompson and stand-up comic Romesh Ranganathan. (S9, ep 7) Also in HD 
21:00Flightplan Film Jodie Foster's flight to the US takes a nosedive when she discovers that her six year-old daughter has gone missing at 37,000 feet. Thriller. Violence/flashing images. (2005)(94 mins) Also in HD 
23:00The Force: Essex No Place to Hide Officers chase a speeding car through Chelmsford, while in Colchester, officers deal with fans at a local football match. Last in series. (S3, ep 10) Also in HD 
00:00A League Of Their Own Breastfeeding and 'fooket' are on the agenda when Man City goalie Joe Hart, former England cricket captain Kevin Pietersen and comic Josh Widdicombe stop by. (S8, ep 3) Also in HD 
01:00Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 2) 
02:00Most Shocking: Under Siege Cameras capture the moment a robbery suspect hijacks a vehicle and takes the driver hostage in Dallas. In Australia, police must deal with a man armed with a knife. (S1, ep 8) 
03:00Night Cops Another hard-hitting instalment of the series, complete with gripping video footage. We accompany Britain's policemen as they continue their war against crime. Last in series. (6/6) 
04:00Animal 999 The Scottish SPCA goes to the rescue of a seal pup that's stranded on a beach. Plus, staff check up on a Jack Russell terrier that's suffering from a huge tumour. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
04:30Animal 999 The team investigates reports of a neglected dog living in a high-rise flat. Plus, staff spring into action when a group of hedgehogs land themselves in a prickly situation. (S2, ep 2) 
05:00Futurama The Series Has Landed Fry eagerly anticipates his first visit to the moon... only to realise that it is home to a cheesy amusement park. (S1, ep 2) 
05:30Futurama I, Roommate Fry and Bender become a futuristic odd couple when they attempt to share an apartment. (S1, ep 3) 
06:00Modern Family My Funky Valentine It's Valentine's Day and, while Phil and Claire plan a special trip, Jay woos Gloria by taking her to a stand-up show. Moderate sexual references. (S1, ep 15) Also in HD