This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, September 27 2019

06:00The U.S. Office Search Committee (1): Jim, Toby and Gabe are charged with the task of finding a new branch manager, and interview some familiar faces... Will Arnett, James Spader, and Ricky Gervais cameo. (S7, E26) 
06:25The U.S. Office Search Committee (2): The search for a new manager continues... will Dwight finally get an interview? Erin pursues Andy - will he succumb to her? Catherine Tate and Kathy Bates guest-star. (S7, E27) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04) 
09:30Friends The One With Frank, Jr Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05) 
10:00Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
10:30Friends The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04) 
11:00The Middle The Setup Frankie is tasked with being at her mom's beck and call when she stays for a few days, meanwhile Axl and Brick ponder what it is exactly that Mike does at the quarry. (S9, E06) 
11:30The Middle Thanksgiving IX The Hecks take a hectic road trip for Thanksgiving to Frankie's sister's house but soon find themselves running into barriers that could make them late to the feast. (S9, E07) 
12:00The Middle Eyes Wide Open Axl heads to Chicago to visit Hutch for the weekend but discovers that his friend is acting more like a responsible adult than the free-spirited college student he once knew. (S9, E08) 
12:30The Middle The 200th Orson is named as one of the top 200 most livable cities in Indiana, so Frankie decides to place something in the time capsule that will be buried in the base of the Orson Cow. (S9, E09) 
13:00Most Ridiculous Wild Weather Host Greg James is at the centre of this storm of hilarious clips from across the internet. So brace yourself for idiots battling the elements, windy wazzocks, and sunburned stupidity. (S3, E07) 
13:30Most Ridiculous Celebrations We're taking a look at celebrations this time on Most Ridiculous; and it's no party for the folks at the centre of these dancefloor disasters, fearsome fireworks, and birthdays gone bad. (S3, E08) 
14:00Bob's Burgers There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business: Bob is sceptical about Gayle's cat Mr. Business having a career in showbiz, until it looks like the cat could have his big break. (S7, E10) 
14:30Bob's Burgers A Few 'Gurt Men: Louise defends one of her biggest foes in a mock trial at Wagstaff, while Bob and Jimmy Pesto expose a regular-food scammer. (S7, E11) 
15:00Bob's Burgers Like Gene for Chocolate Gene learns that the formula for his favourite chocolate has changed, so he works with the head of the company to fix the problem. (S7, E12) 
15:30Bob's Burgers The Grand Mama-Pest Hotel Tina has an upcoming weekend away at a heroine conference and Linda jumps at the opportunity to join her as a chaperone. (S7, E13) 
16:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. After tackling the Buzz Saw, contestants go on to face Big Balls! (S5, E05) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Mother of All Battles Will and Carlton try to help solve Ashley's bully problems at school until Philip and Vivian find out and try to solve the problem their own way. (S2, E02) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Gets a Job Phil mistakes Will for Carlton accidentally several times and offers to pay for Will's Homecoming, causing Will to become paranoid that he is becoming exactly like Carlton. (S2, E03) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys pose odd TV shows as execs to the public and work the counter at a BBQ joint. The loser must face a psychic named Jesse Bravo and say if their predictions are correct or not. (S10, E08) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys try to get shoppers to repeat an odd catchphrase given by the other guys and do what they are told as psychoanalysts. The loser must participate in a drumline marching band. (S10, E09) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys work in pairs giving presentations about living life to its fullest, and pose as janitors giving responses to questions and statements over walkie-talkies. (S10, E10) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Q, Sal, Joe and Murr act as not-so-handy-men assembling furniture; Thanksgiving comes early for tonight's loser when he must talk turkey at a dating event. (S10, E11) 
20:00The U.S. Office Search Committee (1): Jim, Toby and Gabe are charged with the task of finding a new branch manager, and interview some familiar faces... Will Arnett, James Spader, and Ricky Gervais cameo. (S7, E26) 
20:30The U.S. Office Search Committee (2): The search for a new manager continues... will Dwight finally get an interview? Erin pursues Andy - will he succumb to her? Catherine Tate and Kathy Bates guest-star. (S7, E27) 
21:00Friends The One With The Lesbian Wedding Monica caters the wedding of Ross's ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Meanwhile, Rachel's mum comes to visit with news that she is divorcing her father. (S2, E11) 
21:30Friends The One With The Jam After breaking up with Richard, Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers insemination via a sperm bank. Guest stars David Arquette. (S3, E03) 
22:00Lee Evans: XL Tour Live Lee Evans, captured live on his record-breaking XL tour. There's gags galore as he demonstrates why he loves the Olympic opening ceremony and just how romantic a boiling hot bath with his wife can be! 
23:20Super Troopers Film Five Vermont state troopers, avid pranksters with a knack for screwing up, try to save their jobs and out-do the local police department by solving a crime. A Broken Lizard film. (2001) 
01:20Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies Russell's live in action to tell you all about his mum's magic special place, scrotal pantomime (his not his mum's), train etiquette, and all sorts more in this pacey, racy stand up spectacular! 
02:25The Hungover Games Film After a bachelor party, a group of hungover guys wake up in a futuristic dystopia. With the help of Effing (Tara Reid) and Justmitch, the gang must battle their way through The Hungover Games. (2014) 
03:45Single Parents The Shed Douglas discovers Amy is a math genius and is overwhelmed with how much time he has to spend to treat his daughters as individuals. (S1, E14) 
04:05Single Parents A Cash-Grab Cooked Up By the Crepe Paper... Douglas and Big Red band together to help Graham with his Valentine's Day emergency. (S1, E15) 
04:30Are We There Yet? The Long Con Episode Nick attempts to make a profit off an expensive set of African masks that Kevin bought at a yard sale, but instead, he becomes the victim of a larger scam. (S3, E44) 
04:50Are We There Yet? The Bigg Box Klub Episode Nick goes crazy buying items in bulk at the The Big Box Club discount super store that the family doesn't need. (S3, E45) 
05:15The Middle Eyes Wide Open Axl heads to Chicago to visit Hutch for the weekend but discovers that his friend is acting more like a responsible adult than the free-spirited college student he once knew. (S9, E08) 
05:35The Middle The 200th Orson is named as one of the top 200 most livable cities in Indiana, so Frankie decides to place something in the time capsule that will be buried in the base of the Orson Cow. (S9, E09) 
06:00Most Ridiculous Furry Friends The internet's funniest clips are lined up as we give our furry friends the Most Ridiculous treatment. So prepare yourself for crazy cats, dumb dogs and loads of other pets causing chaos. (S3, E01)