This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, May 30 2018

06:00The Middle One Kid At A Time Frankie and Mike give each child a day alone with them so each child can get their undivided attention, but the plan meets with mixed results. (S4, E12) 
06:20The Middle The Friend Frankie intervenes behind Mike's back to make him a new friend, Brick helps Axl pretend to be smart, and Sue's Wrestler-ettes have a showdown with the real cheerleaders. (S4, E13) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Undateable Stray Dog Walks Into a Bar Danny reveals he's been stealing from Justin to show how people take advantage of him. After being stabbed, in the finger, Justin tries to become more assertive. (S2, E04) 
09:30Undateable A Priest Walks Into a Bar Justin manipulates Danny in to going for a job interview. Meanwhile, Candace makes Shelley realise he's more than just a 'booty call'. (S2, E05) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Sea Me Now Teddy tries to impress his ex-wife by organizing a day trip on his newly refurbished boat; Tina attempts to prove she's responsible enough to have a mobile phone. (S7, E02) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Teen-a-Witch When Tammy steals her idea for winning the annual Halloween costume contest, Tina turns to witchcraft. (S7, E03) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers cause mischief at the grocery store, try to give away items from the "mystery bag", and search for "The Chosen One" at a food court. (S5, E04) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers present never-before-seen footage. (S5, E05) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers cause mischief at the grocery store, try to give away items from the "mystery bag", and search for "The Chosen One" at a food court. (S5, E06) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The Jokers attend a singles night, ask strangers in the park if they can borrow their phone, and Q pretends to be a disturbed children's book author, reading an inappropriate story aloud. (S5, E07) 
13:00Friends The One With All The Jealousy Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E12) 
13:30Friends The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
14:00The Middle The Smile Axl waits to find out if he's been accepted into college, Sue tries to prove that smiling is contagious, and Brick tries to get his parents to buy him an iPad. (S4, E14) 
14:30The Middle Valentine's Day IV Axl finds a way to make money from Valentine's Day breakups, Sue gets a surprise date for the dance, and Frankie gets in trouble for throwing away Brick's art. (S4, E15) 
15:00The Middle Winners and Losers Frankie has reservations about letting Brick go on a field trip to Chicago, and things become awkward with Sue and Darrin after their first kiss. (S4, E16) 
15:30The Middle Wheel of Pain While Frankie and Mike are out; Axl, Sue, and Brick are involved in breaking a window. They decide to lie that someone else did it. But Frankie and Mike don't believe them... (S4, E17) 
16:00Friends The One With All The Jealousy Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E12) 
16:30Friends The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
17:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Watch them brave the elements as they step on to a white, slippery and wintery wonderland. (S4, E02) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers cause mischief at the grocery store, try to give away items from the "mystery bag", and search for "The Chosen One" at a food court. (S5, E04) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers present never-before-seen footage. (S5, E05) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers cause mischief at the grocery store, try to give away items from the "mystery bag", and search for "The Chosen One" at a food court. (S5, E06) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The Jokers attend a singles night, ask strangers in the park if they can borrow their phone, and Q pretends to be a disturbed children's book author, reading an inappropriate story aloud. (S5, E07) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Way We Were Philip and Vivian are celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary and the others put together a scrapbook. (S3, E23) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Six Degrees of Graduation It's time for graduation and Will is failing in his music course. His teacher will give him a pass if he sings at the graduation ceremony - with 12 year-olds. (S3, E24) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Mr Dildo, a Welsh plant grower meets (and smokes with) Snoop Dogg, New Zealand's idea of CGI, and a pea-shooting champion! (S5, E02) 
22:00Micky Flanagan: Back in the Game The celebrated comic has an adept ability to charm his audience with tales of middle age, marriage, and making sausage sandwiches. Recorded live at London's Hackney Empire. 
23:00South Park: Season 19 You're Not Yelping There's a new craze in town - being a freeloading, online food critic! Kyle's dad and Cartman are leading the way! But just how much will the restaurants stand for? (S19, E04) 
23:30Jeff & Some Aliens Jeff & Some Preteen Girls The aliens help Jeff pilot a robotic girl so that he can infiltrate his niece's social circle and convince her to pursue her artistic dreams. Adult animation. (S1, E03) 
00:00The Cleveland Show The Way the Cookie Crumbles When Cleveland sees all of his childhood possessions around town, he learns that his parents, Freight Train and Cookie, have been selling his stuff to get money. (S2, E16) 
00:30The Cleveland Show To Live and Die in Va When Lester invests in Cleveland's beer truck business and loses his life savings, he is so upset that he decides to take his own life - or does he? (S2, E17) 
01:00Michael McIntyre: Showtime Live McIntyre returns on top form with razor sharp observations and has the crowd in stitches with talk his wife will not be happy with! Legendary British stand up! Recorded at the O2 in London. 
02:00Nathan For You Liquor Store / Exterminator / Car Wash: Nathan comes up with a way to sell alcohol to minors, helps an exterminator land a hotel contract and uses birds to draw customers to a car wash. (S2, E04) 
02:30Bad Robots This episode sees the return of the frustrating Frank and Send postage machine, which has a new trick up its sleeve. Meanwhile an exasperated plumber loses his temper over a password. (S2, E05) 
03:00Bad Robots The season finale welcomes the brand new DNA machine with its state-of-the-art genetic identification software that asks for just a little more than the general public are willing to give! (S2, E06) 
03:25Detroiters Pilot Tim and Sam, two low-level Detroit ad men, try to secure a big ad campaign with Chrysler. Their assistant Lea takes on a hot-tub commercial on her own. Jason Sudeikis guests. (S1, E01) 
03:50New: Wipeout USA Couples meeting on a blind date compete on such obstacles as the Love Train and Big Balls before they are served face-plant parmigiana and flattening cannolis in the Wipeout Italian Kitchen. (S4, E32) 
04:35Bob's Burgers Sea Me Now Teddy tries to impress his ex-wife by organizing a day trip on his newly refurbished boat; Tina attempts to prove she's responsible enough to have a mobile phone. (S7, E02) 
04:55Bob's Burgers Teen-a-Witch When Tammy steals her idea for winning the annual Halloween costume contest, Tina turns to witchcraft. (S7, E03) 
05:15The Middle The Smile Axl waits to find out if he's been accepted into college, Sue tries to prove that smiling is contagious, and Brick tries to get his parents to buy him an iPad. (S4, E14) 
05:35The Middle Valentine's Day IV Axl finds a way to make money from Valentine's Day breakups, Sue gets a surprise date for the dance, and Frankie gets in trouble for throwing away Brick's art. (S4, E15) 
06:00The Middle Winners and Losers Frankie has reservations about letting Brick go on a field trip to Chicago, and things become awkward with Sue and Darrin after their first kiss. (S4, E16)