This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, February 26 2019

06:00Life In Pieces Dinner Professor Steps Lesbian Lark takes her first steps while Greg is away on business; and Colleen, Heather, Jen and Dougie have a ladies' night out. (S2, E05) 
06:20Life In Pieces Boxing Opinion Spider Beard Joan constantly scares Matt by hiding spiders around him; and Greg grows a wiry beard that irritates Jen. (S2, E06) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Proposal (1): Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend (Tom Selleck) returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat at a silent auction. (S6, E24) 
09:30Friends The One With The Proposal (2): Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates the idea of marriage, but his plan backfires as she seeks consolation with Richard (Tom Selleck). (S6, E25) 
10:00Scrubs Their Story II Narrated from the perspective of Sacred Heart's new interns. J.D. assumes the role of arguing with Dr. Cox over the hospital's needs. This leads to problems with Turk... (S8, E12) 
10:30Scrubs My Full Moon A full moon and a healthy dose of bad luck bring the new crop of interns their roughest case load yet. Meanwhile, Elliot ponders her future as a doctor... (S8, E13) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told while at a buffet restaurant, team-up for construction presentations, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E23) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The jokers work at a pawn shop, and try to give free hugs after incredibly bizarre apologies. This week's loser has to perform a song on stage. (S9, E24) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. While visiting the Lone Star State, the Jokers teach classes at a dude ranch, sell cowboy boots, and wear blacked-out sunglasses. (S5, E09) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work at a liquor store, obey commands written for them on deli tickets, and try to get signatures for a made-up holiday. (S5, E10) 
13:00Friends The One With Monica's Thunder Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01) 
13:30Friends The One With Rachel's Book Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. (S7, E02) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through a giant obstacle course. This episode features 'Toothless Teacher' Krista Weismair, 'Jail Breaker' Caroline Lee, and 'Big Foot Hunter' Josh Parker. (S3, E08) 
15:00Takeshi's Castle The Generals got himself an all-female army to take on Takeshi's Castle this week. They have to eat their way through Breakfast and tackle the Sumo rings. (S3, E03) 
15:30Takeshi's Castle The General has rallied up fifty real life couples to put on their Footloose flip flops as they attempt to reach the castle. (S3, E04) 
16:00The Middle The Rush Frankie feels useless when Brick decides to go shopping by himself, Sue desires to join a sorority, and Axl helps Mike to use social media for his project. (S7, E11) 
16:30The Middle Birds of a Feather: Axl's first day as an intern isn't exactly what he expected, Mike has to tell Brick that Cindy kissed another boy, and Sue is challenged by her professor... (S7, E12) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hilary Gets a Life After viewing the bill, Phil snaps Hilary's credit cards in half to prevent her from over-spending anymore on shoes. Hillary asks Will and his friend Tyriq to help her. (S2, E14) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air My Brother's Keeper On the basketball court, winning is everything to Will, as it is to an opponent, Marcus Stokes, who can't afford to lose due to his need for a scholarship. (S2, E15) 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Roast Of... ...Murray. Join the guys as they serve up some justice (and plenty of laughs) while recapping the past six years of Murr's hijinks. Watch the best (and worst) moments from this master of distraction. 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Roast Of Sal Join Murr, Joe and Q as they see how Sal stacks up after six seasons of hi-jinks and humiliation. Sal's musical interludes, his uncanny charm, and his slick dance moves will crack you up. 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys interact with shoppers while wearing jingle vests, play another game of Don't I Know You?, and pass notes to strangers. (S9, E25) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys act as receptionists in a waiting room and ask strangers for advice about their personal dilemmas. Today's loser goes to a water aerobics class, but ends up drowning in shame. (S10, E01) 
20:00The Office (U.S.) Garden Party Andy throws a garden party at Schrute Farms to impress Robert, with his parents (Stephen Collins and Dee Wallace) and brother (Josh Groban) in attendance. (S8, E04) 
20:30The Office (U.S.) Spooked It's Halloween at the office so time to play dress up! But when Robert California (James Spader) shows up fun goes out the window. Jim is shocked to discover Pam believes in ghosts. (S8, E05) 
21:00Lee Evans: Roadrunner - Live At... ...The O2: Mr Evans performs to another gigantic crowd on his 2011 tour, where he fumes about; breaking down on the motorway, airport hassle, and a certain late-night TV channel he'd recently noticed! 
22:00South Park: From The Beginning... Damien The new kid in class persuades Jesus to do battle with his father, Satan, in the final battle of good versus evil. Cartman is livid to learn the bout clashes with his birthday. (S1, E10) 
22:30South Park: From The Beginning... Tom's Rhinoplasty The boys become lesbians to impress a new teacher, making Wendy jealous. Also, to his delight, Mr. Garrison's plastic surgery leaves him looking like David Hasselhoff. (S1, E11) 
23:00South Park: From The Beginning... Mecha-Streisand Cartman and Kyle fall out over a magic triangle they un-earth on an archaeological dig. The triangle yields the power to turn Barbra Streisand into a terrible monster. (S1, E12) 
23:30South Park: From The Beginning... Cartman's Mum Is A Dirty S**t (1): Dr. Mephisto helps Cartman un-cover the truth about his dad's identity. The spotlight is on quite a few of South Park's male residents. Who could it be? (S1, E13) 
00:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a German health and safety video, crazy Don King quotes, Jedward, old sex education videos, and crazy marketing schemes. 
01:00Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh He of the smart demeanour and dress sense returns once again with observational, and rude as ever, jokes. Covering such topics as; the Scottish, problem solving, being Catholic, sex, and old people! 
03:20Lip Sync Battle UK Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! Tonight, EastEnders hard man Danny Dyer takes on dancing royalty Craig Revel Horwood. (S2 E01) 
03:45You're the Worst Other Things You Could Be Doing Gretchen's depression comes to a head, forcing Jimmy to make a tough choice. Lindsay finally lets Paul go. Edgar has his improv. graduation show. (S2, E12) 
04:05Bob's Burgers Friends with Burger-fits Bob and Teddy become workout buddies when Bob finds out that Teddy's bad health is from his burgers. Meanwhile, Linda and the kids run an ice wrestling league. (S5, E03) 
04:30Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features a vain horse, a big blue mess, and veils & fails. (S2, E03) 
05:15Cats Make You LOL Iain Lee narrates a compilation of videos featuring cats doing bizarre and humorous things, including internet celebrity Pompous Albert and a feline rock climber. 
06:00Life In Pieces Swim Survivor Zen Talk When John decides to try out for "Survivor," Tim gets jealous and attempts to undermine his audition tape. (S2, E07)