This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, November 27 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Two And A Half Men Waiting for the Right Snapper Charlie's relationship with Angie becomes jeopardized after he meets her son's fiancé and realises she's one from his past. Can he resist temptation? (S5, E19) 
09:30Two And A Half Men Taterhead is our Lovechild Season six opener. Charlie meets a manipulative ex-girlfriend whose young son looks unnervingly like our hard-drinking, short-wearing, womanising hero. (S6, E01) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Sexy Dance Healing Bob must take legal action after he slips on the sidewalk and needs to pay for surgery. Gene, Louise, and Tina create a fake law firm to settle their discrepancies. (S6, E08) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Sacred Couch When Linda convinces the Belchers to not replace their old couch with a new one, Louise decides to take matters into her own hands. (S6, E09) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pose as puppy dog salesmen, try to start a new baseball chant, and try to teach golf. (S2, E05) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show.The guys raise donations for bizarre charities, and eat food off other people's plates at a Chinese restaurant. (S2, E06) 
12:00My Wife And Kids Jr. Sells His Car: Jr. restores his prized 1964 Impala, but then he and Vanessa surprise everyone when they decide to sell it in order to have money for their new baby. (S4, E16) 
12:30My Wife And Kids The Anniversary Present Michael and Jay try to hide their disappointment when they don't receive the wedding anniversary gifts each are expecting from each other. (S4, E17) 
13:00Malcolm In The Middle Hal's Dentist Hal feels betrayed when his friend Trey charges $2,000 to fix Hal's teeth, Malcolm and Dewey find a new mattress, and Reese teaches Lois how to ride a bike. (S7, E17) 
13:30Malcolm In The Middle Bomb Shelter Trying to bury the fruits of their mischief - one of their father's trophies - in the backyard, Reese and Dewey find an old bunker, in which they trap Hal to avoid punishment. (S7, E18) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Lice Things Are Lice A head lice infestation breaks out in Wagstaff when Tina volunteers as a nurse. Meanwhile, Bob tries to make improvements to the new bar stool seats in his restaurant. (S6, E10) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Wag the Hog The Belchers must help Bob's old friend, Critter, after he ends up in jail for unpaid parking tickets. Linda gets a job at babysitting, but it becomes more than she expected. (S6, E13) 
15:00The Middle The Paper Route Brick takes a job delivering newspapers to save up enough money to buy night vision goggles. Elsewhere, Frankie discovers that Mike has been hoarding batteries. (S3, E19) 
15:30The Middle Get Your Business Done Frankie is inspired by a pastor who wants people to live without regrets, Axl gets crushed by Brick at Air Hockey, and Sue starts a babysitting service. (S3, E20) 
16:00New: Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course. This episode features 'Secret Agent' Kim Utterson, 'The Flying Squirrel' Jennika, and 'The Wiggler' James Runcorn. (S3, E04) 
17:00Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. This week's all about slyly dipping fries and not so slyly throwing nuggets! A 'Beth' needs to be found to avoid losing and facing a very uncomfortable dog walk! (S4, E09) 
17:30Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. It's risky business walking around a pool in blacked out sunnies! The guys try to get fake books published and it's a big break dancing performance for the loser! (S4, E11) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show following The Tenderloins. The guys try to kiss strangers, eat food out of other people's shopping karts, and invade people's conversations for 30 seconds.(S2, E07) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to get signatures for college clubs that don't exist, and behave rudely at odds with elevator etiquette. (S2, E08) 
19:00The Middle The Telling Mike gets the unwelcome task of signing up to volunteer at Brick's school. While Sue blackmails Axl to get free rides around town for her and her friends. (S3, E23) 
19:30The Middle The Wedding The Hecks discover at the last minute that they are hosting Mike's brother Rusty's wedding, and Axl and his friends decide to start their own summer business. (S3, E24) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Lice Things Are Lice A head lice infestation breaks out in Wagstaff when Tina volunteers as a nurse. Meanwhile, Bob tries to make improvements to the new bar stool seats in his restaurant. (S6, E10) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Wag the Hog The Belchers must help Bob's old friend, Critter, after he ends up in jail for unpaid parking tickets. Linda gets a job at babysitting, but it becomes more than she expected. (S6, E13) 
21:00Lip Sync Battle: Kevin Hart Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! In this episode Kevin Hart goes up against actress Olivia Munn - who syncs to Taylor Swift! (S2, E02) 
21:30Nathan For You Clothing Store / Restaurant: Nathan encourages a clothing store to allow shoplifting and turns a restaurant into the neighbourhood toilet. (S1, E03) 
22:00South Park: Season 3 The Red Badge of Gayness Cartman bets the boys he can win a Civil War re-enactment leading the Confederates. When things don't go to plan it's time for a booze fuelled rampage! (S3, E14) 
22:30South Park: Season 3 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics: Join Mr Hankey as he hosts his own variety show from infront of the fire in his sewer home. Features unusual holiday songs such as "Christmas Time In Hell". (S3, E15) 
23:00Friends The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. (S8, E22) 
23:30Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. (S8, E23) 
00:00Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley! Recorded at Wembley Arena during Michael McIntyre's sell-out UK tour, Hello Wembley! features Michael's unique and hilarious take on parenting, supermarkets and everyday life. 
01:00Broad City Witches Abbi freaks out about aging after discovering a grey hair, and Ilana tries to recapture her sexual spark. (S4, E06) 
01:30Life In Pieces Ponzi Sex Paris Bounce Matt and Colleen catch Chad trying to kidnap her beloved pup, Princess. Meanwhile, Heather "breaks up" with her longtime hairstylist. (S1, E06) 
02:00Bad Education The Funeral Abbey Grove is rocked by the news that Miss Pickwell is apparently dead and Alfie is left particularly on edge when her suicide note clearly lays the finger of blame on him. (S2, E03) 
02:35Idiotsitter Fumigation While the mansion is being fumigated, Billie and Gene have a sleepover that quickly turns raucous. (S1, E05) 
03:00Broad City Citizen Ship Abbi, Ilana, Lincoln and Jaimé go to a boat party to celebrate Jaimé's citizenship. They drink alcohol and drama ensues. (S2, E07) 
03:25Inside Amy Schumer In a parody of 12 Angry Men, a jury of 12 men must determine if Amy Schumer is hot enough to be on TV. Jeff Goldblum, Paul Giamatti and Dennis Quaid guest. (S3, E03) 
03:45Comedy Central At The Comedy Store Tonight at the Comedy Store; James Acaster on flirting, Sara Pascoe is scared of spiders, Brett Goldstein on going to the cinema, and Mark Watson on awkward social situations. (S03, E12) 
04:05Lip Sync Battle: Kevin Hart Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! In this episode Kevin Hart goes up against actress Olivia Munn - who syncs to Taylor Swift! (S2, E02) 
04:30Malcolm In The Middle Hal's Dentist Hal feels betrayed when his friend Trey charges $2,000 to fix Hal's teeth, Malcolm and Dewey find a new mattress, and Reese teaches Lois how to ride a bike. (S7, E17) 
04:50Malcolm In The Middle Bomb Shelter Trying to bury the fruits of their mischief - one of their father's trophies - in the backyard, Reese and Dewey find an old bunker, in which they trap Hal to avoid punishment. (S7, E18) 
05:15Epic Meal Empire Downward Facing Hog The team tries to nourish the souls of some yoga fans with the first ever vegan epic meal. Yes, vegan. Plus, Harley heads to Montreal to tackle some business issues. (S1, E14) 
05:35Epic Meal Empire World War Goo Harley looks to score a baked goods for life by impressing the Cinnabon brass with a sticky sweet Cinnabattleship. (S1, E13) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.