This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, January 25 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Mother of All Battles Will and Carlton try to help solve Ashley's bully problems at school until Philip and Vivian find out and try to solve the problem their own way. (S2, E02) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Gets a Job Phil mistakes Will for Carlton accidentally several times and offers to pay for Will's Homecoming, causing Will to become paranoid that he is becoming exactly like Carlton. (S2, E03) 
10:00Wipeout USA ...Just Happy to Wipeout? Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. 
11:00Impractical Jokers: Funny 'Cause.. ...It Hurts: When it comes to Impractical Jokers, nothing stands out quite like the punishments. In this special episode, the four guys look back at the series' best punishments and share new secrets. 
11:30Impractical Jokers: Unseen Scenes In this special episode Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr show more never before seen clips... or in this case "Unseen scenes". 
12:00Impractical Jokers: Top 10 The Jokers countdown the most memorable moments of the show according to their fans. Including; Q speaking olde English at the "Castle of White" and Sal chanting "Let's get sexy!" at a baseball game. 
12:30Impractical Jokers: All Aboard While on-board their Impractical Jokers cruise, Joe, Q, Sal and Murr use the unique setting to play games with their fans and to open the vault, sharing never-before-seen footage from the past. 
13:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Mother of All Battles Will and Carlton try to help solve Ashley's bully problems at school until Philip and Vivian find out and try to solve the problem their own way. (S2, E02) 
13:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Gets a Job Phil mistakes Will for Carlton accidentally several times and offers to pay for Will's Homecoming, causing Will to become paranoid that he is becoming exactly like Carlton. (S2, E03) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Aquaticism When Tina learns that the Touch n' Sea Aquarium is in danger of shutting down, Gene and Louise decide to help her come up with a plan to save it. (S7, E14) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Ain't Miss Debatin Tina unexpectedly finds success and a relationship with Henry when she is recruited by Wagstaff's debate team. (S7, E15) 
15:00Bob's Burgers Zero Larp Thirty Linda wins a contest that lets her spend a weekend at the home where her favourite tv show is filmed, but it doesn't go quite as planned. (S7, E17) 
15:30Bob's Burgers The Laser-Inth Bob and Gene travel together to visit the planetarium to attend the last ever rock-and-roll laser show, meanwhile Linda and the girls go for dinner at a wacky restaurant. (S7, E18) 
16:00New: Wipeout USA ...Just Happy to Wipeout? Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. 
17:00Impractical Jokers A documentary crew gets unprecedented access to the cast and crew, providing an inside look at how the show is shot and what it's like to be the Jokers. 
17:30Impractical Jokers Some of the Jokers' funniest moments take place behind the scenes, huddled around a monitor or waiting for a turn to begin; revisit some of the most memorable behind-the-scenes exchanges. 
18:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pretend to be crazy White Castle cashiers, Times Square tour guides, and Costco store employees. (S1, E01) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The group is challenged to apply the most lotion to beach-goers and pay the least at a frozen yogurt shop. (S1, E02) 
19:00Scrubs My Student After finishing their first year as interns, J.D., Elliot and Turk move up the hierarchy and eagerly await the arrival of new medical students to do their dirty work. (S1, E17) 
19:30Scrubs My Tuscaloosa Heart J.D. must learn to handle a verbally abusive patient while Dr. Cox's love-life spirals out of control. Elliott discovers Dr. Kelso's mysterious musical past. (S1, E18) 
20:00Bob's Burgers There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business: Bob is sceptical about Gayle's cat Mr. Business having a career in showbiz, until it looks like the cat could have his big break. (S7, E10) 
20:30Bob's Burgers A Few 'Gurt Men: Louise defends one of her biggest foes in a mock trial at Wagstaff, while Bob and Jimmy Pesto expose a regular-food scammer. (S7, E11) 
21:00Bob's Burgers Like Gene for Chocolate Gene learns that the formula for his favourite chocolate has changed, so he works with the head of the company to fix the problem. (S7, E12) 
21:30Bob's Burgers The Grand Mama-Pest Hotel Tina has an upcoming weekend away at a heroine conference and Linda jumps at the opportunity to join her as a chaperone. (S7, E13) 
22:00South Park: Season 7 Lil' Crime Stoppers: Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny decide to play detective; they go around the town solving minor "crimes" for a dollar. It's not long before they're busting meth labs! (S7, E06) 
22:30South Park: Season 7 Red Man's Greed When the entire town is bought out by a Native American casino, the boys come up with a plan to get their homes back - but is more gambling really the solution? (S7, E07) 
23:00Tosh.0 Daniel sits down with a comedian who has Tourette's syndrome, discovers a hypnotising new sport and starts a height war with his fellow celebrities. (S9, E23) 
23:30Tosh.0 Daniel taps into the psyche of a death-defying urban explorer, attempts a freestyle rap and discovers a new use for drones. (S9, E24) 
00:00RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 3... ...The Ruveal: RuPaul ruveals the fabulous cast of queens for the brand new season 3 of Ru Paul's Drag Race All Stars! Plus never-before seen footage from previous seasons that will make you gag! 
01:00Bob's Burgers The Silence of the Louise When Mr. Frond's therapy dolls are mysteriously attacked, Louise teams up with Millie to help solve the case. (S8, E02) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Did the Earth Move for You? The Banks family gets tickets to the People's Choice Awards, but on the way there, an earthquake happens. Everyone gets stuck somewhere! (S2, E01) 
02:00John Bishop Live: The Sunshine... ...Tour John Bishop is live in Liverpool! The loveable Scouser tells us about beating Tom Cruise in a race, why being forty makes you a pervert, his attempts to cope with fame and more! 
03:00Impractical Jokers A documentary crew gets unprecedented access to the cast and crew, providing an inside look at how the show is shot and what it's like to be the Jokers. 
03:20Impractical Jokers Some of the Jokers' funniest moments take place behind the scenes, huddled around a monitor or waiting for a turn to begin; revisit some of the most memorable behind-the-scenes exchanges. 
03:40Lip Sync Battle: Eva Longoria Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon! In this episode Eva Longoria (of Desperate Housewives) takes on Hayden Panettiere (of Heroes and Nashville). (S2 E06) 
04:05Billy On The Street Billy Eichner tests the pop culture knowledge of passersby on the streets of New York City. Games include: "Quizzed in the Face", "Get In the Snuggie", and "Amateur Speed Sketching". (S1, E03) 
04:25Bob's Burgers Aquaticism When Tina learns that the Touch n' Sea Aquarium is in danger of shutting down, Gene and Louise decide to help her come up with a plan to save it. (S7, E14) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Ain't Miss Debatin Tina unexpectedly finds success and a relationship with Henry when she is recruited by Wagstaff's debate team. (S7, E15) 
05:10Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
05:35Friends The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.