This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, October 26 2018

06:00Undateable Cop Number Four Walks Into a Bar Needing a place of her own, Candace enters a local "hand on a house" contest organized by Leslie. Meanwhile, Brett is visited by an old pal from England. (S2, E10) 
06:20Undateable A Will They Walks Into a Bar Danny decides to interfere with Justin and Candace's (almost official) relationship, meanwhile Burski announces he has a girlfriend and Leslie tries a new look. (S3, E01) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Bomb Shelter Trying to bury the fruits of their mischief - one of their father's trophies - in the backyard, Reese and Dewey find an old bunker, in which they trap Hal to avoid punishment. (S7, E18) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Stevie in the Hospital Malcolm's afraid to visit his best friend Stevie in the hospital, Reese becomes a master telemarketer, and someone secretly tries to drive Lois crazy. (S7, E19) 
10:00Bob's Burgers The Laser-Inth Bob and Gene travel together to visit the planetarium to attend the last ever rock-and-roll laser show, meanwhile Linda and the girls go for dinner at a wacky restaurant. (S7, E18) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Thelma & Louise Except Thelma is Linda After Louise gets in trouble at school, Linda is forced to choose between following policy or her own moral code. Bob finds himself alone. (S7, E19) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told, while barefoot at a department store, and start conversations with strangers using a single word. (S9, E20) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose as waiters in a Hooters restaurant, try to get people in a mall to remember lyrics to a song, and must invade people's personal space in the park. (S9, E21) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. As they continue to review their favourite moments from the past season, the guys reveal even more surprising occurrences and never-before-seen footage. (S3, E04) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys give a corporate lecture on sensitivity training, pose as receptionists at a busy midtown office, and observe surprise celebrities on the street. (S3, E05) 
13:00Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
13:30Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Today's six finalists will race their way through the Gladiatior-themed challenge. (S4, E11) 
15:00The Middle Thanksgiving III Frankie's parents, Pat and Tag, invite the Hecks to spend Thanksgiving at their house. However, the festivities begin to fall apart quickly... (S3, E10) 
15:30The Middle A Christmas Gift Mike tries to keep his Christmas gift of a new dishwasher a secret from Frankie. Meanwhile, Sue asks Reverend TimTom to explain the deeper meaning of Christmas to Brick. (S3, E11) 
16:00Bob's Burgers The Laser-Inth Bob and Gene travel together to visit the planetarium to attend the last ever rock-and-roll laser show, meanwhile Linda and the girls go for dinner at a wacky restaurant. (S7, E18) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Thelma & Louise Except Thelma is Linda After Louise gets in trouble at school, Linda is forced to choose between following policy or her own moral code. Bob finds himself alone. (S7, E19) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Bomb Shelter Trying to bury the fruits of their mischief - one of their father's trophies - in the backyard, Reese and Dewey find an old bunker, in which they trap Hal to avoid punishment. (S7, E18) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Stevie in the Hospital Malcolm's afraid to visit his best friend Stevie in the hospital, Reese becomes a master telemarketer, and someone secretly tries to drive Lois crazy. (S7, E19) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told, while barefoot at a department store, and start conversations with strangers using a single word. (S9, E20) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose as waiters in a Hooters restaurant, try to get people in a mall to remember lyrics to a song, and must invade people's personal space in the park. (S9, E21) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys are at a glasses store doing and saying whatever the others tell them to, and then try to get people on their side in a ridiculous protest. (S9, E22) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told while at a buffet restaurant, team-up for construction presentations, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E23) 
20:00New: Dumb Daredevils Make You LOL Iain Lee narrates this selection of comical videos featuring dumb daredevils, including behind the scenes of some of the viral clips that have taken the internet by storm. (S3, E02) 
21:00Bob's Burgers Eggs for Days The annual Easter egg hunt brings out the competitive nature of Bob and Linda, but this time, the game doesn't go as planned. (S7, E16) 
21:30Bob's Burgers Brunchsquatch To compete with Jimmy Pesto's Pizzeria, Bob begins serving brunch, but it quickly turns to chaos. Tina, Gene and Louise decide to help Mr. Fischoeder's brother hide from him. (S8, E01) 
22:00South Park: Kenny Is Dead Kenny Dies When Kenny is diagnosed with a terminal illness, Stan takes it especially hard. Will Cartman's truck load of foetuses help with a cure? Or does he have other plans for them... (S5, E13) 
22:30South Park: Kenny Is Dead A Ladder To Heaven The boys break into the McKormick house to try and find a winning ticket. Whilst there Cartman mistakenly drinks Kenny's ashes and starts to have some strange visions... (S6, E12) 
23:00South Park: Kenny Is Dead The Biggest Douche in the Universe Cartman is rushed to hospital after again being possessed by Kenny. Chef believes a TV psychic can help but Stan isn't so sure... (S6, E15) 
23:30South Park: Kenny Is Dead Best Friends Forever Kenny is in a coma. Cartman wants life-support turned off so he can get his PSP. But Kenny's spirit is leading the armies of heaven against the demons of hell! (S9, E04) 
00:00Joel & Nish Vs The World Joel and Nish travel to Tokyo to meet Japan's professional sumo wrestlers before heading to the remote Oki Islands to take part in a tournament in the birthplace of Sumo. (S2, E05) 
01:00Bad Education Swimming Gala Alfie turns up for the new term with a terrible hair-cut - thanks to his father - and learns that there is to be a synchronized diving contest. Time for a cash bet... (S2, E01) 
01:35Bad Education The American Alfie is shocked when Kevin Schwimer, an all-American Olympic medallist with a penchant for charitable deeds, arrives at the school and is given Alfie's Form K to teach! (S2, E02) 
02:10Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G leads a roundtable discussion on science and technology, featuring creationist Kent Hovind. Borat visits a spiritual healer and an exercise instructor. (S2, E04) 
02:50Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G attempts to interest Hollywood producers in his James Bond television show concept and leads a roundtable discussion on sex. Borat learns about etiquette. (S2, E05) 
03:20Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
03:45Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
04:05Rick and Morty The Ricks Must Be Crazy When Rick has trouble with his car, he and Morty travel to the microverse in the car's battery. Stephen Colbert guest voices. (S2, E06) 
04:25The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Pilot Will goes to live with his aunt and uncle in Bel-Air. Uncle Phil isn't too impressed by Will's behaviour, especially teaching Ashley to rap. Aunt Vivian tries to remain neutral. (S1, E01) 
04:50The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Bang the Drum, Ashley After Ashley reveals to Will that she does not enjoy playing the violin he takes her to trade it in for a drum set. But the constant drumming angers everyone. (S1, E02) 
05:15Dumb Daredevils Make You LOL Iain Lee narrates this selection of comical videos featuring dumb daredevils, including behind the scenes of some of the viral clips that have taken the internet by storm. (S3, E02) 
06:00Malcolm In The Middle Tutoring Reese Francis is home to repair the roof, while Reese has even more troubles with his grades than usual. He is convinced that his Teacher Mr. Woodward is out to get him. (S2, E19)