This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, February 22 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers: Funny 'Cause.. ...It Hurts: When it comes to Impractical Jokers, nothing stands out quite like the punishments. In this special episode, the four guys look back at the series' best punishments and share new secrets. 
06:20Impractical Jokers: British... British Invasion The Jokers have landed in London! Watch them wreak havoc along the Thames, play pranks on unsuspecting customers in pubs and enjoy their first game of real football. 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Alvin and the Chipmunks Film Dave Seville (Jason Lee) teams up with three musically-inclined chipmunks. However, Ian Hawk (David Cross), a greedy record producer, tries to split the group and exploit the chipmunks. (2007) 
11:00The U.S. Office Doomsday Robert California (guest star James Spader) tells Andy that mistakes in the office have to stop. Dwight steps in with his 'accountability booster' plan - but will it work? (S8, E06) 
11:30The U.S. Office Pam's Replacement With maternity leave looming Pam is training her replacement; her younger, prettier replacement. Can Jim really not find her hot? Robert California joins the office band. (S8, E07) 
12:00The U.S. Office Gettysburg With the office on a losing streak, Andy decides an inspirational trip to Civil War battle site Gettysburg is in order. Those left behind do some 'free-thinking' with Robert. (S8, E08) 
12:30The U.S. Office Mrs California Andy is tasked by Robert California with finding a job for his wife. Except Robert is also adamant that under no circumstances can she work at Dunder Mifflin! Confusion! (S8, E09) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The guys complete tasks at Universal Orlando Resort's Volcano Bay water park, go head-to-head playing a game of TP basketball shootout, and play a game of hot potato with a strange item. (S10, E23) 
13:25Impractical Jokers The guys dodge shakedowns at the park, go head-to-head to see who can cling to a car the longest, and go head-to-head playing a game of attaching ribbons to strangers. (S10, E24) 
13:55Impractical Jokers: G.I. Jokers In this season finale that's part salute-to-the-troops, part pre-recorded-challenges, the Jokers team up to give phony presentations about aviation and plant American flags onto shoppers. (S10, E26) 
14:45Impractical Jokers The guys go to Top of the Rock for some awkward interactions, and play a game of "Did They Deserve That?" at a bagel shop. This week's punishment involves minimal clothing and the cold. (S11, E01) 
15:10Bob's Burgers Paraders of The Lost Float In light of rain being forecasted the day of the Bog to Beach parade, Teddy tries to persuade Bob to participate in the float contest for an easy victory. (S7, E21) 
15:35Bob's Burgers Into the Mild When Bob discovers that an outdoor specialty store is going out of business, he tries to live his dream of being an outdoorsman. (S7, E22) 
16:05Bob's Burgers The Silence of the Louise When Mr. Frond's therapy dolls are mysteriously attacked, Louise teams up with Millie to help solve the case. (S8, E02) 
16:30Bob's Burgers The Wolf of Wharf Street Linda tries impressing the children on Halloween night by going off with them in search of an elusive wolf that has been terrorising the town. (S8, E03) 
17:00Bob's Burgers Zero Larp Thirty Linda wins a contest that lets her spend a weekend at the home where her favourite tv show is filmed, but it doesn't go quite as planned. (S7, E17) 
17:30Bob's Burgers The Laser-Inth Bob and Gene travel together to visit the planetarium to attend the last ever rock-and-roll laser show, meanwhile Linda and the girls go for dinner at a wacky restaurant. (S7, E18) 
18:00The U.S. Office Search Committee (2): The search for a new manager continues... will Dwight finally get an interview? Erin pursues Andy - will he succumb to her? Catherine Tate and Kathy Bates guest-star. (S7, E27) 
18:30The U.S. Office The List Andy becomes the new regional director of Dunder Mifflin. New CEO Robert California (James Spader) stops by the branch for the first time and leaves behind a mysterious list. (S8, E01) 
19:00The U.S. Office The Incentive Robert challenges the Dunder Mifflin staffers to double their sales. Andy decides to create an incentive program, but might end up regretting the promise he makes... (S8, E02) 
19:30The U.S. Office Lotto The entire warehouse staff quits after winning the lottery, leaving Andy and Darryl to scramble for replacements, while Jim, Kevin, Erin get a taste of the warehouse life. (S8, E03) 
20:00Friends The One With The Thumb A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03) 
20:30Friends The One With George Stephanopoulos When Ross mourns the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, the boys convince him to go to a hockey game which leads to an unfortunate incident. (S1, E04) 
21:00Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
21:30Friends The One With Mrs. Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E11) 
22:00Friends The One With The Dozen Lasagnas Everyone knows the sex of Ross' baby except for Ross. Meanwhile, Rachel's relationship with Paolo hits a snag when he makes a pass at Phoebe. (S1, E12) 
22:30Friends The One With The Stoned Guy Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E15) 
23:00Friends The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
23:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
00:00Friends The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
00:35Friends The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
01:05Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with guest judge Sara Pascoe plus Katherine Ryan. Featuring Rizzle Kick's Jordan Stephens vs. Dane Baptiste, and the housemate battle of Lou Sanders vs. Luke McQueen. (S4, E05) 
01:35Jackass Johnny Knoxville goes head-to-head against the USC football team to return a punt, and Bam Margera creates a pitfall in the backyard to ambush his lawn-mowing father. Also features the sexercise bike! 
02:05Jackass Johnny Knoxville gets pelted with paintballs in the behind-the scenes footage of his magazine cover shoot, and Bam Margera leaps off a bridge and into the water below utilizing a large umbrella. 
02:35Impractical Jokers: Uncensored The guys give ridiculous reasons on why they should buy stranger's groceries, and get strangers' help to reply to weird text messages in a waiting room. (S12, E05) 
03:00Impractical Jokers: Uncensored The Jokers try not to laugh during the shoot of a documentary with answers given to each other for the interviews, and then compete head-to-head to fill a shopper's cart with marshmallows. (S12, E10) 
03:20Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks about the ridiculousness of homophobia, answers questions on bullying his brother, and sniffs an audience member. His guests are Rob Delaney & Tiff Stevenson. (S1, E02) 
03:45Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; space-hopper loving donkeys, a chair that makes women pregnant, pole dancing for Jesus, a gay caveman, and pony play. 
04:30The Middle Change in the Air Brick starts middle school, while Sue feels a sense of freedom without Axl around. Frankie finds out that Axl is texting Mike and not her and trys to get Axl to text her. (S5, E02) 
04:50The Middle The Potato Sue gets a job at an eatery in the mall, Frankie and Mike find out that Brick isn't going to his classes, and Axl tries to avoid his terrible roommate. (S5, E03) 
05:15The Middle The 100th Mike and Frankie begrudgingly agree to drive a giant cow float in a parade as the town of Orson celebrates its 100th anniversary. Meanwhile, Sue tries to make Darrin jealous. (S5, E04) 
05:35Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Punishment... ...Countdown Joey Fatone takes a look at the biggest and best punishments from the lastest season.