This week's UK TV & radio

Congratulations on being true to the origins of web browsing. These fancy new browsers supporting web standards, such as CSS, just detract from the pure accessibility goodness of this site.

Wednesday : Thursday : Friday : Saturday : Sunday : Monday : Tuesday : Wednesday

Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, May 1 2018

06:00The Middle The Floating Anniversary The anniversary getaway that Frankie and Mike have planned for ages becomes unhinged when Brick gets sick, Sue has a crush, and Axl gets his learner's permit. (S1, E03) 
06:25The Middle The Trip After Sue raises thousands of dollars for the school to earn a trip to Indianapolis, but she is left off the list to go. Frankie demands that her girl fights for her right to go! (S1, E04) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Big Four-Oh Vivian has a mid-life crisis after her 40th birthday party and decides to pursue her old dream of becoming a dancer. (S2, E07) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air She Ain't Heavy Will has a blind date and likes the girl, Dee Dee (Queen Latifah), a lot, but her weight is an obstacle to him when it comes to asking her for the school dance. (S2, E08) 
10:00Friends The One With George Stephanopoulos When Ross mourns the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, the boys convince him to go to a hockey game which leads to an unfortunate incident. (S1, E04) 
10:30Friends The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys hit the ice rink to play a slippery balloon game and try to get support for ridiculous causes at the park. Tonight's punishment involves a trip to the movies. (S7, E08) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys try to kiss unsuspecting strangers at a mall, they focus-group their absurd life stories as potential movies, and the big loser gets a room full of enemies. (S7, E09) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys freeze out skaters at an ice rink's rental counter and head to the mall where they have the audacity to ask strangers to mind their manners. The loser has a sumo-sized punishment. (S7, E11) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr & Q freak out a focus group by reading ridiculous answers and then participate in a thrilling toilet paper shootout in their favourite market. The loser hosts a dinner party. (S7, E12) 
13:00Friends The One With George Stephanopoulos When Ross mourns the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, the boys convince him to go to a hockey game which leads to an unfortunate incident. (S1, E04) 
13:30Friends The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05) 
14:00The Middle The Block Party The school counsellor tells Frankie and Mike that Brick is "socially challenged", Sue tries out for ball girl, and Frankie becomes obsessed with getting Axl's old jersey. (S1, E05) 
14:30The Middle The Front Door Frankie is fed up with Axl's attitude towards her and Mike, so when he accidentally breaks down the front door she goes along with Mike to make Axl fix the door. (S1, E06) 
15:00The Middle The Scratch While scrambling to gather garbage for trash day, Frankie accidentally hits Brick with a bottle. When Brick brags to a hall monitor, Frankie and Mike must answer to the police. (S1, E07) 
15:30The Middle Thanksgiving Frankie cancels Thanksgiving. Mike and the kids try to pull Thanksgiving together for her. Meanwhile, Sue has a boyfriend whom everyone but her thinks is gay. (S1, E08) 
16:00Friends The One With George Stephanopoulos When Ross mourns the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, the boys convince him to go to a hockey game which leads to an unfortunate incident. (S1, E04) 
16:30Friends The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05) 
17:00Bob's Burgers The Kids Rob a Train Bob and Linda board a train for wine tasting while the kids are put in the caboose. The kids sneak out in an attempt to steal chocolate from the kitchen car. (S4, E15) 
17:30Bob's Burgers I Get Psy-chic Out of You Linda falls and hits her head, leading her to believe that she has psychic powers. It's not long before everyone is convinced of her special gift... (S4, E16) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys hit the ice rink to play a slippery balloon game and try to get support for ridiculous causes at the park. Tonight's punishment involves a trip to the movies. (S7, E08) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys try to kiss unsuspecting strangers at a mall, they focus-group their absurd life stories as potential movies, and the big loser gets a room full of enemies. (S7, E09) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys freeze out skaters at an ice rink's rental counter and head to the mall where they have the audacity to ask strangers to mind their manners. The loser has a sumo-sized punishment. (S7, E11) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr & Q freak out a focus group by reading ridiculous answers and then participate in a thrilling toilet paper shootout in their favourite market. The loser hosts a dinner party. (S7, E12) 
20:00Scrubs My Cookie Pants Dr. Cox is up for the Chief of Medicine position, but he's not sure if he wants it. Eliot asks for Turk's help in reigniting the romance in her love life with J.D. (S8, E06) 
20:30Scrubs My New Role Dr. Cox has trouble adjusting to his new job as Chief of Medicine - who can help him? Carla gets in trouble with the other nurses because of her relationship with the doctors. (S8, E07) 
21:00Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley! Recorded at Wembley Arena during Michael McIntyre's sell-out UK tour, Hello Wembley! features Michael's unique and hilarious take on parenting, supermarkets and everyday life. 
22:00South Park: Season 16 Cartman Finds Love Cartman's racist ways lead him to weave some unexpected, cupid style, magic. Meanwhile, Kyle is less than happy with what the rumour mill has to say about him. (S16, E07) 
22:30South Park: Season 16 Sarcastaball Randy is so enraged by South Park Elementary changing the rules of American Football he sarcastically suggests even more changes - be careful, you might get what you wish for. (S16, E08) 
23:00Rick and Morty Anatomy Park It's Christmas. Rick shrinks Morty, injecting him into a homeless man to save Anatomy Park. Jerry tries to have a Christmas free of electronic devices, but soon regrets this. (S1, E03) 
23:30Rick and Morty M. Night Shaym-Aliens!: Rick and Morty try to get to the bottom of a mystery in this M. Night Shyamalan style twistaroony of an episode! Guest Starring David Cross. (S1, E04) 
00:00The Cleveland Show The One About Friends Cleveland tries to pair up Cleveland Jr. with Lester's son, Ernie, but things backfire when Child Services puts Ernie in a foster home. (S1, E03) 
00:30The Cleveland Show Birth of A Salesman Tim helps Cleveland find a position at the cable television company where he works, only to grow jealous when Cleveland excels at his job. (S1, E04) 
01:00Micky Flanagan: Back in the Game The celebrated comic has an adept ability to charm his audience with tales of middle age, marriage, and making sausage sandwiches. Recorded live at London's Hackney Empire. 
02:00TripTank A father returns from a stand-up tour with inappropriate jokes, a superhero defeats villains with his uncomfortable name, and a warlock has a disturbing habit. (S2, E14) 
02:30Rick and Morty Rick Potion #9 After Rick gives Morty a Love-potion for prom, things quickly spiral out of control when the Serum splices with the Flu. Rick and Morty scramble to cure the crisis. (S1, E06) 
03:00The Alternative Comedy Experience Award winning comedian Kevin Eldon shares tonight's bill with performance poet Paul Hamilton, Trevor Lock, Paul Foot, and superbly funny science nerd Helen Arney. Backstage interviews by Stewart Lee. 
03:25The Alternative Comedy Experience Tonight Maeve Higgins, Josie Long, Bridget Christie, Helen Keen, and Helen Arney conspire in the first ever all-female stand up show on TV, ruined only by backstage interviews with man Stewart Lee. 
03:50Seann Walsh World Join comedian Seann Walsh as he delves into the depths of the internet. In this episode he deals with; accurate hat throwing and catching, Sam's best club dance moves, and a balloon fetish guy. 
04:10Frankenfood Contestants bring Frankenfoods to compete for a spot on the menu and $10K at Molly Malloy's, Philidelphia. Featuring the cheesy nutsack and lobster mac and cheese. (S1, E06) 
04:30Bob's Burgers The Kids Rob a Train Bob and Linda board a train for wine tasting while the kids are put in the caboose. The kids sneak out in an attempt to steal chocolate from the kitchen car. (S4, E15) 
04:55Bob's Burgers I Get Psy-chic Out of You Linda falls and hits her head, leading her to believe that she has psychic powers. It's not long before everyone is convinced of her special gift... (S4, E16) 
05:15The Middle The Block Party The school counsellor tells Frankie and Mike that Brick is "socially challenged", Sue tries out for ball girl, and Frankie becomes obsessed with getting Axl's old jersey. (S1, E05) 
05:35The Middle The Front Door Frankie is fed up with Axl's attitude towards her and Mike, so when he accidentally breaks down the front door she goes along with Mike to make Axl fix the door. (S1, E06) 
06:00The Middle The Scratch While scrambling to gather garbage for trash day, Frankie accidentally hits Brick with a bottle. When Brick brags to a hall monitor, Frankie and Mike must answer to the police. (S1, E07)