This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, April 6 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers: Wild Joe, Sal, Q and Murr combine their musical talents to create a hit charity single and reveal what happens when they all have a sleepover. (S1, E04) 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Wild Joe, Sal, Q and Murr entertain a live audience with sketches including a Medieval dual and a trip back to Highschool to rewrite all the wrongs of their past. (S1, E03) 
06:40Impractical Jokers: Roast Of Sal Join Murr, Joe and Q as they see how Sal stacks up after six seasons of hi-jinks and humiliation. Sal's musical interludes, his uncanny charm, and his slick dance moves will crack you up. 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With Joey's Big Break Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, 22) 
09:30Friends The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17) 
10:00Friends The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance Joey develops a hernia just as his health insurance expires. Meanwhile, Ross starts to use an "interesting" English accent in his new lectures. (S6, E04) 
10:30Friends The One With Joey's Porsche Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05) 
11:00Friends The One Where Rosita Dies Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. (S7, E13) 
11:30Friends The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. (S7, E17) 
12:00Most Ridiculous Cats The craziest viral clip show on television returns and, this time, Cats get the Most Ridiculous treatment. Expect feline fails and kitty chaos galore. (S2, E11) 
12:30Most Ridiculous On Vacation The weirdest viral clip show around returns and, this time, holidays get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from water parks to camping. (S2, E12) 
13:00Most Ridiculous Pets The strangest viral clip show on television returns and, this time pets to get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from brainless budgies to rebellious rabbits. (S2, E13) 
13:30Most Ridiculous Dumbest Ever The weirdest viral clip show around returns and, this time, we go epic for the dumbest ever Most Ridiculous. All hail the Kings & Queens of dumb! (S2, E14) 
14:00Most Ridiculous Builders The craziest viral clip show on television returns and, this time, builders get the Most Ridiculous treatment with everything from cement mixer calamities to dangerous demolition. (S2, E15) 
14:30Most Ridiculous Fun and Games The strangest viral clip show around returns and it's the turn of fun and games to get the Most Ridiculous treatment. From extreme board games to hiking horrors. We've got it covered. (S2, E16) 
15:00Most Ridiculous Teen Disasters The craziest viral clip show on television returns and, this time, teen disasters get the Most Ridiculous treatment. Expect epic tantrums and fails galore. (S2, E17) 
15:30Most Ridiculous Parties The strangest viral clip show on television returns and, this time parties to get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from cake calamities to Halloween horrors. (S2, E18) 
16:00Most Ridiculous Gadgets The strangest viral clip show on television returns and, this time gadgets get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from kitchen gizmo calamities to phone and tablet mishaps. (S2, E19) 
16:30Most Ridiculous Fashion Crimes The strangest viral clip show around returns and it's the turn of fashion crimes to get the Most Ridiculous treatment. From catwalk chaos to photo shoot fails. We've got it covered. (S2, E20) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Aunt Who Came to Dinner Aunt Helen arrives unexpectedly and upsets Will and Carlton's plans for a rendezvous with two gorgeous French women and the parents' plans for a Jazz Festival. (S2, E22) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Striptease for Two Carlton tells Will about an insider tip he got on a company's stock, and how they can make thousands. Problem is they'll have to pawn Vivian's bracelet to buy the stock. (S2, E24) 
18:00Two And A Half Men The Salmon Under My Sweater Charlie asks Jake's help to write the song for a cartoon based on his nephew's favourite comic. Rose surprises Alan with her intellect - is romance in the air? (S2, E10) 
18:30Two And A Half Men Last Chance to See Those Tattoos Charlie's chat up lines don't seem to be working on the women of Malibu anymore and Alan's search on the internet may just reveal why. Charlie Sheen stars. (S2, E11) 
19:00Two And A Half Men Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? Alan is forced to leave Jake in Charlie's irresponsible hands and hope that his brother can remember to pick his son up from school. (S2, E16) 
19:30Two And A Half Men Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! Charlie refuses to use Alan's skills as a chiropractor when he injures his back, so it's off to the hospital they go and into the care of a familiar beautiful doctor. (S2, E17) 
20:00The U.S. Office Valentine's Day Michael tells the other branch managers that he and Jan are in a relationship, Phyllis's boyfriend sends her multiple gifts, and Dwight and Angela secretly exchange gifts. (S2, E16) 
20:30The U.S. Office Dwight's Speech Dwight is named Dunder Mifflin's top salesman, and is given the honour of speaking at a salesman's convention. He becomes nervous, and Jim, seeing this, "helps" him... (S2, E17) 
21:00The Ricky Gervais Show Ricky suggests they play "Room 102", a take on George Orwell's Room 101 from "1984", and asks Karl what he would banish to Room 102 forever. (S3, E04) 
21:30The Ricky Gervais Show After Karl insists that he is really a happy-go-lucky guy at heart, spending most of his time home alone on DIY projects, Ricky and Stephen ask him to take them through a typical day. (S3, E05) 
22:00South Park: The Classic Years Proper Condom Use After Cartman and Stan play "red rocket" with their dogs, their parents decide it's time for some school sex education. What the school provides creates worse problems! (S5, E07) 
22:30South Park: The Classic Years Towelie Stan's mother buys the boys a console called The Okama Gamesphere but it is stolen whilst they are at school. To get it back they must help a talking towel take on the government! (S5, E08) 
23:00Russell Howard Live: Right Here... ...Right Now: Russell never fails to entertain with his trademark mix of eloquent gags and deft storytelling. Recorded at The Hammersmith Apollo, expect his usual zany, energetic, and unique style. 
00:00Jason Manford: Live at the... ...Manchester Apollo. Renowned for his cheeky story-telling and friendly delivery, Jason takes us through the rules of driving, urinal etiquette, and the lies Dads tell in a tour de force of comedy. 
01:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys lose their wives, pitch stupid inventions, and receive hugs of forgiveness. There's sweet revenge involving an angry brother and a human piņata! (S4, E02) 
01:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Some seriously non-advanced 'advanced art classes' are taught by the guys, darts decide pub pranks, and the loser teaches a stressful stress-free seminar. (S4, E03) 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; UKIP getting another MP, immigration, Paddington Bear and... um, names for female masturbation... (S9, E06) 
02:35Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Black Friday, the Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer, and if Jesus was a stand-up comedian. (S9, E07) 
03:05Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Russell running the London Marathon, cross-dressing school kids, Facebook causing syphilis, OAP sexting, and Stephen Hawking on aliens. 
03:45Sofie Hagen: Comedy Central Live Tonight's episode of this authentic live show finds Danish comedian Sofie Hagen on stage. She speaks about her relationships with men and awkward encounters with her family. 
04:10Bordertown Wildfire When a wildfire threatens Mexifornia, all residents are required to evacuate. Meanwhile J.C. and Becky decide to date other people before committing to each other. (S1, E10) 
04:30The Middle Look Who's Not talking: Axl refuses to talk to Frankie after she reveals her true feelings about April. Meanwhile, Brick develops a quirky new tick and Brad surprises Sue. (S8, E07) 
04:50The Middle Trip and Fall Rita Glossner takes Frankie on a road trip. In the meantime, Mike takes a fall at the quarry and Sue tries to get Axl to end his estrangement with the family. (S8, E08) 
05:15Last Man Standing Haunted House When Vanessa tries to relive her PTA glory days by taking over the Halloween haunted house fundraiser for Boyd's school, her ideas prove too scary for him. (S3, E05) 
05:35Last Man Standing Larabee for School Board Mike is reluctant to support neighbour Carol in her bid for the local school board, and then her campaign signs begin to mysteriously disappear... (S3, E06) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Roast Of... ...Murray. Join the guys as they serve up some justice (and plenty of laughs) while recapping the past six years of Murr's hijinks. Watch the best (and worst) moments from this master of distraction.