This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, June 27 2019

06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic episodes with pop-up facts throughout. This episode features the joker infamous for accidentally destroying things on set and Murr's crotch gets a massage in a deleted scene. (S1, E14) 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favourite episodes of the show with shareable pop-up facts directly from the Jokers, giving viewers a unique and unprecedented look behind the curtain. (S1, E15) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Ride-Along While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20) 
09:30Friends The One With The Ball Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21) 
10:00Friends The One Where Rosita Dies Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. (S7, E13) 
10:30Friends The One With Joey's New Brain Joey learns that his character in his daytime drama is about to gain prominence at the expense of the show's diva star (Susan Sarandon). (S7, E15) 
11:00The Middle Valentine's Day III Frankie decides to spend Valentine's Day with her friends and their spouses at a fancy restaurant, but Mike manages to mess up. Brick has to write a paper on love. (S3, E15) 
11:30The Middle The Concert Justin Bieber is coming to Indianapolis and Sue is desperate for tickets, Mike trains Brick for the school spelling bee, and Axl and his friends attempt to break a speed limit. (S3, E16) 
12:00The Middle The Sit Down Axl, Sue, and Brick feel that Frankie nags them too much and Mike makes crazy punishments. The kids want a chance to show their parents that they can be responsible. (S3, E17) 
12:30The Middle Leap Year Sue thinks her parents are planning a big surprise party, Frankie learns that Mike has been taking care of a stray cat, Brick develops a crush, and Axl becomes very bored. (S3, E18) 
13:00My Name Is Earl Buried Treasure Earl tries to return a set of precious silverware he stole from the public library. But when he discovers that it's gone, Randy, Joy and Crabman each reveal secrets... (S2, E13) 
13:30My Name Is Earl Kept a Guy Locked in a Truck: Earl sets out to atone for having locked a man in a truck, only to discover that that man has since died, and puzzles over how he can make amends. (S2, E14) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. This episode features 'The Unimpressionist' Scott Torgan and 'Flying Monkey' Mark Halliday. (S3, E07) 
15:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through a giant obstacle course. This episode features 'Toothless Teacher' Krista Weismair, 'Jail Breaker' Caroline Lee, and 'Big Foot Hunter' Josh Parker. (S3, E08) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic episodes with pop-up facts throughout. This episode features the joker infamous for accidentally destroying things on set and Murr's crotch gets a massage in a deleted scene. (S1, E14) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favourite episodes of the show with shareable pop-up facts directly from the Jokers, giving viewers a unique and unprecedented look behind the curtain. (S1, E15) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Def Poet's Society The family pressures Will to enter an after school program. Following girls into a poetry class, he makes up a poem on the spot to impress them but it leads to trouble. (S1, E07) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Someday Your Prince Will Be in Effect (Part 1): The family heads to the mall to pick up costumes for Hilary's Halloween party. Will and Carlton place a bet to see who can find a date for it. (S1, E08) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Someday Your Prince Will Be in Effect (Part 2): Will and Carlton both try to win Melinda over by making up stories. She ultimately chooses Carlton over Will, though she hides a secret. (S1, E09) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Courting Disaster Will joins Carlton's school basketball team. Will soon becomes the star of the team and Carlton becomes jealous. (S1, E11) 
19:05Impractical Jokers: Nitro Circus.. ...Spectacular. Hosted by extreme sports superstar Travis Pastrana, the season finale features the guys tackling two high-stakes live punishments and a four-part obstacle course. (S9, E26) 
21:00Impractical Jokers: Uncensored The guys bark up the wrong tree at a pet store, play a game of catch with groceries in the supermarket, and try to get strangers' signatures for ridiculous causes. (S9, E15) 
21:30Impractical Jokers: Uncensored The guys share sad stories in the park, then share new video game ideas in a focus group, and head to the floral shop to stump each other. (S9, E18) 
22:00Friends The One With The Engagement Picture Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. (S7, E05) 
22:30Friends The One With Ross's Library Book Ross discovers that his dissertation is in a section of the library where students go to have "relations". (S7, E07) 
23:00Nathan For You Nathan helps a chili selling business by infiltrating a sports stadium to sell it. Nathan helps a massage parlour by encouraging/tricking clients into upgrade to a more expensive session. (S4, E02) 
23:30South Park Sons a Witches When Randy and the other dads have their annual Halloween get-together, some spell-making creates all kinds of problems. Cartman reaches the end of his tether with Heidi. (S21, E06) 
00:00South Park Doubling Down Kyle doesn't understand why Heidi won't break up with Cartman. He's playing with fire when he gets in the middle of the school's most talked about couple. (S21, E07) 
00:30South Park Moss Piglets It's Jimmy & Timmy vs. Nathan & Mimsy at the upcoming Special Ed Science Fair, but things soon go to a whole other level! Meanwhile, Heidi undergoes a horrible transformation. (S21, E08) 
01:00Jackass Johnny Knoxville puts a sport cup through the ultimate in self-defense testing, and Chris Pontius gets attacked by a ferocious guard dog. Also features the human bull's-eye and human red carpet! 
01:30A Haunted House 2 Film Malcolm (Marlon Wayans) and his new girlfriend Megan (Jaime Pressly) move into their dream home. Soon afterwards Malcolm is once again plagued by supernatural shenanigans. (2014) 
03:15Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking Jimmy knows a thing or two about making people laugh. The show is packed with one-liners, stories, and jokes. Some clever, some rude, and a few totally unacceptable. 
04:05Animals Make You LOL A compilation of the most hilarious and outrageous animal-themed videos on the internet. Tonight's features birds scaring tigers, giraffes kicking rhinos, and a lot of monkey business. (S1, E02) 
04:30Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through a giant obstacle course. This episode features 'Toothless Teacher' Krista Weismair, 'Jail Breaker' Caroline Lee, and 'Big Foot Hunter' Josh Parker. (S3, E08) 
05:15Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told while at a buffet restaurant, team-up for construction presentations, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E23) 
05:35Impractical Jokers The jokers work at a pawn shop, and try to give free hugs after incredibly bizarre apologies. This week's loser has to perform a song on stage. (S9, E24) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the loser must participate in a harrowing race. (S1, E12)