This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, February 18 2019

06:00Grannies Make You Laugh Out Loud A compilation of the most hilarious and outrageous granny-themed videos on the internet, tonight's features geriatric gymnasts, siri showdowns and other technical difficulties...(S1, E03) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
09:30Friends The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
10:00Scrubs My Best Friend's Wedding The big day arrives for Turk and Carla, but will it all go according to plan? A guilty J.D. tries to help Elliot's heart. George Takei cameos. Season three finale. (S3, E22) 
10:30Scrubs My Jerks The sexy but unethical Dr. Maddox (Courteney Cox) shakes things up at Sacred Heart, J.D. struggles to teach the new interns, and Carla helps Elliot put her ego in check. (S8, E01) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys act as inhospitable restaurant hosts and beg strangers to babysit their grandfathers. Tonight features the longest punishment in Impractical Jokers history! (S9, E08) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys encourage strangers to fill out their questionnaires with a broken hand in a waiting room, and then head to the market where they solicit strangers for money they don't deserve. (S9, E09) 
11:55Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. This week's all about slyly dipping fries and not so slyly throwing nuggets! A 'Beth' needs to be found to avoid losing and facing a very uncomfortable dog walk! (S4, E09) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. It's risky business walking around a pool in blacked out sunnies! The guys try to get fake books published and it's a big break dancing performance for the loser! (S4, E11) 
12:55Friends The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15) 
13:30Friends The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course. This episode features 'Fierce Dragon' Eddie Moton Jr., 'Ballerina' Karrie Carlton, and 'Cowboy' Andrew Shermand. (S3, E02) 
15:00Takeshi's Castle One hundred contestants are gearing up in an attempt to storm Takeshi's Castle. Taking on the tense Tug of War, they'll have to prove they've got what it takes. Jonathan Ross narrates. (S2, E01) 
15:30Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as a brand new set of contestants head for the castle. Prepare for thrills, spills and a whole load of mud as they encounter Stepping Stone and Knock Knock. (S2, E02) 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Did the Earth Move for You? The Banks family gets tickets to the People's Choice Awards, but on the way there, an earthquake happens. Everyone gets stuck somewhere! (S2, E01) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Mother of All Battles Will and Carlton try to help solve Ashley's bully problems at school until Philip and Vivian find out and try to solve the problem their own way. (S2, E02) 
17:00Scrubs My Last Words J.D. and Turk forgo their decade-long steak night tradition to comfort a dying patient. Dr. Maddox (Courteney Cox) reveals her true colours. (S8, E02) 
17:30Scrubs My Saving Grace Desperate times call for desperate measures when lifelong rivals Kelso and Cox ally to oust Dr. Maddox (Courteney Cox). Carla tries to put a troublesome intern in line. (S8, E03) 
18:00Garfield Film Garfield (Bill Murray) has everything a cat could want. But when his owner Jon - in an effort to impress an old crush - adopts a dog named Odie, Garfield gets the one thing he doesn't want. (2004) 
19:35Impractical Jokers The guys encourage strangers to fill out their questionnaires with a broken hand in a waiting room, and then head to the market where they solicit strangers for money they don't deserve. (S9, E09) 
20:00Impractical Jokers The guys go face-to-face hitting the bulls-eye at a clothing store, and go head-to-head in a focus group sabotaging each other with strange inventions. (S9, E11) 
20:30Impractical Jokers The guys undermine each other in a focus group, spread much confusion while teaming up at a bagel shop, and pass ridiculous notes to strangers at the park. (S9, E12) 
21:00Your Face Or Mine: TOWIE special Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Tommy and Georgia from TOWIE will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win cash-money. (S1, E05) 
21:30Your Face or Mine: Celebrity... ...Special. Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Joe Swash and Stacey Solomon to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S2, E01) 
22:00Barbershop Film Witness a day in the life of a barbershop on the south side of Chicago. Calvin (Ice Cube) sells the shop to a local loan shark, but slowly begins to see his father's vision and legacy. (2002) 
00:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell offers up the best bits from series nine of Good News, alongside previously unseen material. He offers his quirky take on the week's global headlines and bizarre news stories. (S9, E09) 
00:35Michael McIntyre Live & Laughing 'Live & Laughing' is the mesmerising first show of McIntyre's sell out run at the Apollo. His energy, charm and pinpoint observations leave the full house in raptures. 
01:35The Alternative Comedy Experience New series filmed in a live comedy club. German Comedy Ambassador Henning Wehn and Isy Suttie join tonight's line up of original comedians. Stewart Lee meets them backstage. 
02:05Da Ali G Show It's up to Ali G to turn the tables in the Third World... with turntables. Ali goes behind the scenes of US TV, and Roy Hattersley and Chrissie Hynde join Ali on the show. (S1, E04) 
02:40Nathan For You Dumb Starbucks Nathan makes use of parody law to open up a coffee shop nearly identical to Starbucks in its branding and appearance. (S2, E05) 
03:10Lip Sync Battle Skylar Astin (Jesse in the "Pitch Perfect" movies) goes up against professional basketball coach and former player Metta World Peace - featuring songs by Katy Perry and Fergie! (S3, E20) 
03:30You're the Worst There Is Not Currently A Problem The group tries to get rid of a mouse in Jimmy's house and Gretchen finally opens up to Jimmy. (S2, E07) 
03:55Bob's Burgers Purple Rain-Union In an attempt to redeem a failed talent show performance from her past, Linda reunites with her former band mates, The Ta-Ta's, to perform at their high school reunion. (S4, E06) 
04:20Frankenfood Contestants bring Frankenfood creations like cactus covered pancakes and turtle tacos to compete for a spot on the menu and a $10K prize in Austin. (S1, E09) 
04:45Takeshi's Castle Will the contestants find the exit of the Honeycomb Maze or make fools of themselves on Beach Bums? Host Roman Kemp is joined by Lauren Pattison. (S5, E06) 
05:10Takeshi's Castle One hundred contestants are gearing up in an attempt to storm Takeshi's Castle. Taking on the tense Tug of War, they'll have to prove they've got what it takes. Jonathan Ross narrates. (S2, E01) 
05:35Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as a brand new set of contestants head for the castle. Prepare for thrills, spills and a whole load of mud as they encounter Stepping Stone and Knock Knock. (S2, E02) 
06:00Puppies Make You LOL A compilation of the most hilarious and outrageous puppy-themed videos on the internet, tonight's features puppies at play and a pair of best friends; a cheetah and a labrador...(S1, E03)