This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, March 30 2020

06:00Bad Robots This episode features a tourist information machine that's full of nonsense facts, ordering a taxi with Cab B.O.T, and the Con-Struct-a-Bear machine gets saucy in Brighton. (S1, E03) 
06:25Bad Robots This episode features eye tests from Optical Prime, TezCorp audio tour guides of the British Museum, and Quizimodo scams pub-goers out of their jackpot prize in his 'name the celeb' game. (S1, E04) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. This episode features a rock star and maths wiz, who face the Moving Big Balls and Hoop Run. (S3, E16) 
10:00The Middle Crushed When Frankie, Mike, and Brick go out to dinner with Cindy and her parents, they ask the Hecks for a substantial loan. Sue develops a relentless crush on her college professor. (S7, E19) 
10:30The Middle Survey Says.. Frankie's lunch with Sue becomes awkward when Sue and her new boyfriend start obsessing over everything that is wrong with the world; Axl tells Mike he wants to quit football. (S7, E20) 
11:00Friends The One With Joey's Big Break Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, 22) 
11:30Friends The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17) 
12:00The U.S. Office The Fight Michael and Dwight get in an argument about which of them could beat the other in a fight. They decide to settle this by having a showdown at a local dojo. (S2, E06) 
12:30The U.S. Office The Client Michael and the Vice President of Northeast Sales, Jan Levinson, meet an important client. Michael angers Jan with his antics and refusal to talk business. (S2, E07) 
13:00Bob's Burgers Sacred Cow Bob tries to get a documentary filmmaker to remove the cow he stationed outside the restaurant to protest against meat eating. (S1, E03) 
13:30Bob's Burgers Sexy Dance Fighting Tina is going through the heartbreak of puberty; once they see it is not contagious, Gene and Louise try to cheer up their big sister. Bring on the Capoeira! (S1, E04) 
14:00Most Ridiculous Weather Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode finds weather being the prankster of the piece. (S2, E03) 
14:30Most Ridiculous Pranks and Stunts Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode we see the craziest pranks and stunts ever! (S2, E04) 
15:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys race in a grocery store, try to get strangers to hold their hands in a park, and annoy patrons in a comic book shop. (S3, E03) 
15:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. As they continue to review their favourite moments from the past season, the guys reveal even more surprising occurrences and never-before-seen footage. (S3, E04) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic episodes with pop-up facts throughout. This episode features the joker infamous for accidentally destroying things on set and Murr's crotch gets a massage in a deleted scene. (S1, E14) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favourite episodes of the show with shareable pop-up facts directly from the Jokers, giving viewers a unique and unprecedented look behind the curtain. (S1, E15) 
17:00The Middle The Lanai New neighbours with noisy kids make it impossible for Frankie to relax on her new backyard lanai. Meanwhile, Hutch and Axl open a grilled cheese food truck. (S7, E21) 
17:30The Middle Not Mother's Day After a man behind her in line pays for her groceries, Frankie vows to pay the good deed forward. Naturally, chaos ensues. (S7, E22) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hi-Ho Silver Will and Carlton think that the famous actress Sonya Lamor (Zsa Zsa Gabor) has stolen Vivian's silverware. Will and Carlton do a little investigating in her house... (S2, E10) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Butler Did It Philip and Vivian take a weekend vacation and leave the kids home alone, so Hilary and Carlton set up a video shoot with Bell Biv De Voe in their house... (S2, E11) 
19:00Two And A Half Men The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance Charlie and Alan fall out when the truth about a painful childhood incident is revealed. Will brotherly love triumph? (S2, E06) 
19:30Two And A Half Men A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana To teach Jake respect for his mother, Charlie and Alan throw their own mother a party. It is unforgettable, but for all the wrong reasons. (S2, E07) 
20:00The U.S. Office The Fight Michael and Dwight get in an argument about which of them could beat the other in a fight. They decide to settle this by having a showdown at a local dojo. (S2, E06) 
20:30The U.S. Office The Client Michael and the Vice President of Northeast Sales, Jan Levinson, meet an important client. Michael angers Jan with his antics and refusal to talk business. (S2, E07) 
21:00Friends The One With Joey's Big Break Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, 22) 
21:30Friends The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17) 
22:00The Cleveland Show Gone with the Wind Donna becomes angry when Cleveland experiences unexpected grief at his ex-wife Loretta's funeral. (S1, E17) 
22:30The Ricky Gervais Show Karl explains why he would have liked to join the Army and recounts his most harrowing acts of bravery. (S3, E03) 
23:00South Park: The Classic Years Jewbilee (3): As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness for a Jew Scouts Jewbilee. Kenny tags along and takes on the king of the woods... (S3, E09) 
23:30South Park: The Classic Years Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery The boys are being plagued by the 5th graders and South Park is overrun by Pirate Ghosts. Nu-Metal band Korn must save the day! (Scooby-Doo parody). (S3, E10) 
00:00South Park: The Classic Years Chinpokomon Stan, Cartman, and Kenny are caught up in the latest fad from Japan, a cartoon called Chinpokomon - but what is the secret plan behind the show's anti-American sentiments...? (S3, E11) 
00:30South Park: The Classic Years Hooked on Monkey Fonics The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee. (S3, E12) 
01:00South Park: The Classic Years Starvin' Marvin In Space: Marvin is back! He and the boys travel around the world in an alien spaceship on a food-gathering mission, hotly pursued by the CIA and Sally Struthers. (S3, E13) 
01:30South Park: The Classic Years The Red Badge of Gayness Cartman bets the boys he can win a Civil War re-enactment leading the Confederates. When things don't go to plan it's time for a booze fuelled rampage! (S3, E14) 
02:00Bachelorette Film Crude comedy. Three best friends (Kirsten Dunst, Isla Fisher, and Lizzy Caplan) are asked to be bridesmaids at the wedding of a friend (Rebel Wilson) they used to ridicule back in high school. (2012) 
03:45Bordertown Drug Lord Bud unwittingly becomes drug kingpin Pablo Barracuda's inside man at the Border Station, as he competes to be richer and more successful than Ernesto. (S1, E07) 
04:05Jeff & Some Aliens Jeff & Some Childlike Joy & Whimsy Jeff feeds his childhood best friend a mind-altering chemical in order to reignite his youthful sense of fun. Adult animation. (S1, E08) 
04:30The Middle The Lanai New neighbours with noisy kids make it impossible for Frankie to relax on her new backyard lanai. Meanwhile, Hutch and Axl open a grilled cheese food truck. (S7, E21) 
04:50The Middle Not Mother's Day After a man behind her in line pays for her groceries, Frankie vows to pay the good deed forward. Naturally, chaos ensues. (S7, E22) 
05:15Last Man Standing Quarterback Boyfriend Mike is so impressed with Greg, Mandy's new boyfriend and the high school star quarterback, he offers him a job at the Outdoor Man under Kyle's supervision. (S2, E12) 
05:35Last Man Standing What's In A Name? Mike finds out his grandson Boyd is no longer registered at school as a Baxter. Mandy, Kristin, and Eve reunite the Inglorious Baxters. (S2, E13) 
06:00Bad Robots This episode sees a tourist information machine feed eager tourists a load of nonsense, and Digi-Photomatic sets about pushing the sales of additional extras. (S1, E05)