This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, February 20 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. (S8, E22) 
09:30Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. (S8, E23) 
10:00Wipeout USA Host John Henson may have lost all of his hair, but our contestants compete on hair-raising obstacles for the big prize. Our contestants include 'Big Foot Enthusiast' and 'Paid to Party'. (S7, E14) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys must explain their off-colour resumes while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry. (S6, E16) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q take their talents to Miami, pulling all new pranks on the beach. The guys zip around on scooters controlled by the other Jokers, and the loser has a cold blooded fate. (S7, E01) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q teach fencing, the guys trim away their dignity as hairstylists, and the punished Joker melts down during a presentation on climate change. (S7, E02) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team building seminar that's not safe for work and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, tonight's loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang. (S7, E03) 
13:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Mother's Day When Jazz and his wife try unsuccessfully to conceive a child, they ask Will to "father" the baby. Phil challenges the kids to put more thought into their Mother's Day gifts. (S4, E23) 
13:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Papa's Got a Brand New Excuse Will's father returns to his son's life after 14 years. Will is very happy about the chance to reconnect. Uncle Phil is not happy about the situation... (S4, E24) 
14:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air For Sale by Owner Donald Trump is interested in buying the Banks estate. While the family considers the offer, they think about all the good times they had in the house. (S4, E25) 
14:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Philadelphia Story Will and the entire Banks family vacation in Will's hometown, Philadelphia, and learn a surprising secret about Will's reputation in the neighbourhood. (S4, E26) 
15:00Two And A Half Men The Last Thing You Want To Wind Up With Is A Hump Charlie reluctantly attends Jake's soccer match, but he and Alan soon discover the joys of 'soccer moms'. Hit U.S. comedy. (S1, E05) 
15:30Two And A Half Men Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? Charlie rethinks the way he treats women when he, Alan and Jake are forced to cheer up a pitiful Evelyn when she is dumped. (S1, E06) 
16:00New: Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. fraternities and sororities engage in battle. (S7, E15) 
17:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to mess with shoppers in an epic game of Hide-and-Sneak, the guys draw straws at a BBQ joint, and tonight's loser gets a bad case of stage fright. (S7, E04) 
17:30Impractical Jokers The guys work the register at a burger restaurant before taking their fun to a department store. Later, the loser faces their fears in a terrifying elevator ride. (S7, E05) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys try to humiliate each other at a convenience store before visiting a wedding expo. Later, the loser must face his childhood crush. (S7, E06) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys act not so silent at a library, and hunt for their imaginary wives again at the mall. Two of the jokers dress up as goalies and block shots from former New Jersey Devils players. (S7, E07) 
19:00Scrubs My Fifteen Seconds As things with Danni (guest star Tara Reid) progress, J.D. and Dr. Cox are forced to spend more time together. Kelso has a little self-inflicted accident... (S3, E07) 
19:30Scrubs My Friend the Doctor Dr. Cox hurts his back showing off - is age creeping up on him? J.D. isn't impressed with the false personalities the Janitor uses on the rest of the staff. (S3, E08) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Fort Night Louise, Gene, and Tina go out on Halloween, but end up being held captive in their own fort. All the while being tormented by Millie, a psychotic classmate of Louise's. (S4, E02) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Turkey in a Can: Determined to have a perfect Thanksgiving, Bob meticulously prepares the family turkey. But, to his horror, he finds that someone commits an act of Thanksgiving sabotage! (S4, E05) 
21:00Bob's Burgers Bob and Deliver To Tina's delight, Bob becomes the substitute "Home Ec" teacher at her school and ends up creating a full-scale restaurant in the classroom. Her excitement is short-lived... (S4, E07) 
21:30Bob's Burgers Slumber Party Linda invites some of Louise's classmates over for a slumber party. With the prospect of being forced to endure an entire night with people she hates, Louise devises a plan... (S4, E09) 
22:00South Park: Season 9 Erection Day Jimmy is worried that his constant erection may stop him winning the South Park Elementary Talent Show. Solution? Intercourse with the delectable Nut-Gobbler might just do it. (S9, E07) 
22:30South Park: Season 9 Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow Stan and Cartman crash a speed boat into the world's largest beaver dam, flooding the town of Beaverton. Everyone's response is that of mass hysteria! (S9, E08) 
23:008 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Peter Serafinowicz, Johnny Vegas, Reginald D. Hunter and Jayne Middlemiss. (S3, E03) 
23:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Edith Bowman, Julian Clary, Dave Johns and Sally Lindsay. (S3, E04) 
00:00Adam Hills Live: Happyism Everyone's favourite Antipodian delivers a first class evening of comedy. He recounts jaw-dropping tales of meeting the Dalai Lama and The Muppets! Happyism is his newly formed cult religion. 
01:00Rick and Morty The Ricks Must Be Crazy When Rick has trouble with his car, he and Morty travel to the microverse in the car's battery. (S2, E06) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Papa's Got a Brand New Excuse Will's father returns to his son's life after 14 years. Will is very happy about the chance to reconnect. Uncle Phil is not happy about the situation... (S4, E24) 
02:008 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Peter Serafinowicz, Johnny Vegas, Reginald D. Hunter and Jayne Middlemiss. (S3, E03) 
02:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Edith Bowman, Julian Clary, Dave Johns and Sally Lindsay. (S3, E04) 
03:00Seann Walsh Live: Seann To Be Wild Seann delivers his unique view on the trials and tribulations of living. From useless smartphones to just ordering a pizza; the life of an incapable, 21st century male is laid bare for all to see. 
03:45Workaholics Save the Cat Blake and Jillian find a cat in dumpster. Anders, Adam and Blake use the cat to pick up chicks which leads to friction among the friends. (S6, E03) 
04:05Billy On The Street Billy tests the pop culture knowledge of passerbys on the streets of New York City. Games include: "Space Craft or Reality Star", "Charlize, Tyrese, or Denise" and "Kathy Bates or Gargamel". (S2, E11) 
04:30The Middle The Floating Anniversary The anniversary getaway that Frankie and Mike have planned for ages becomes unhinged when Brick gets sick, Sue has a crush, and Axl gets his learner's permit. (S1, E03) 
04:50The Middle The Trip After Sue raises thousands of dollars for the school to earn a trip to Indianapolis, but she is left off the list to go. Frankie demands that her girl fights for her right to go! (S1, E04) 
05:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air You'd Better Shop Around Will goes with Phillip and Carlton to buy a new car. Will is so persuasive with Uncle Phil that the owner of the lot offers Will a job and Will accepts. (S4, E19) 
05:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Ol' Ball and Chain: Jazz announces he's about to get married to a woman recently released from prison. When she's alone with Will, she makes a pass at him. What to do? (S4, E20) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.