This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, December 14 2018

06:00Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. "It's the most dramatic winter event since Frosty the Snowman melted". (S4, E04) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
09:30Friends The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Father of the Bob Bob and his dad, "Big Bob," try to outdo each other in the kitchen when they rehash an old argument. Meanwhile, the kids compete to find the best gift for their dad. (S5, E06) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Tina Tailor Soldier Spy To find who is leaking their cookie sales leads, Tina starts to spy on her old Thundergirls troop. Meanwhile, Linda becomes a blonde. (S5, E07) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys act not so silent at a library, and hunt for their imaginary wives again at the mall. Two of the jokers dress up as goalies and block shots from former New Jersey Devils players. (S7, E07) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys hit the ice rink to play a slippery balloon game and try to get support for ridiculous causes at the park. Tonight's punishment involves a trip to the movies. (S7, E08) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys play copycat in the park while babysitting kids who are being told what to say and do, then head to the supermarket to play a game of catch and release. (S9, E04) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to help them bury bizarre items in the park, see who can cling to a car the longest, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E05) 
13:00Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
13:30Friends The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
14:00Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. The Gingerbread House, Big Balls, the Yule Log Jam are among the obstacles faced. (S4, E05) 
15:00The Middle A Quarry Story Sue gets a janitorial job at the quarry, but starts a party with a picture posted online, Brick quizzes the Hecks with game show scenarios, and Big Mike supplies a new sink. (S6, E11) 
15:30The Middle Hecks on a Train: After learning that Aunt Edie has passed away, the Hecks board a train with the body to take her to her final resting place. Axl believes he was responsible for her death. (S6, E12) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Father of the Bob Bob and his dad, "Big Bob," try to outdo each other in the kitchen when they rehash an old argument. Meanwhile, the kids compete to find the best gift for their dad. (S5, E06) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Tina Tailor Soldier Spy To find who is leaking their cookie sales leads, Tina starts to spy on her old Thundergirls troop. Meanwhile, Linda becomes a blonde. (S5, E07) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Six Degrees of Graduation It's time for graduation and Will is failing in his music course. His teacher will give him a pass if he sings at the graduation ceremony - with 12 year-olds. (S3, E24) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Where There's a Will, There's a Way (Part 1): Will and Carlton move into their new "crib", and immediately throw a party, but being on the guest list becomes a non-requirement. (S4, E01) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys act not so silent at a library, and hunt for their imaginary wives again at the mall. Two of the jokers dress up as goalies and block shots from former New Jersey Devils players. (S7, E07) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys hit the ice rink to play a slippery balloon game and try to get support for ridiculous causes at the park. Tonight's punishment involves a trip to the movies. (S7, E08) 
19:00Christmas Makes You LOL Compilation show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous Christmas-based clips. 
20:00The Office (U.S.) Night Out Michael and Dwight decide to surprise Ryan in New York. They join him clubbing for the night. Ryan is surprisingly friendly, though it could be a side effect of his cocaine habit. (S4, E15) 
20:30The Office (U.S.) Did I Stutter? When Stanley snaps at Michael during a meeting, Michael tries to give Stanley an attitude adjustment. Michael's plan to fake-fire Stanley only worsens the situation. (S4, E16) 
21:00Russell Howard's Xmas Good News Russell picks his favourite bits from the seventh series. Tonight features; Boris Johnson, Obama, sexist pens, a tombstone vagina, a horse hairdresser, talking urinals, and a musical carrot. (S7, E12) 
22:00South Park: Video Games Level 1 Make Love, Not Warcraft The boys are all shades of mad when a 'griefer' repeatedly kills them in an online game. Some serious training is in order so they can defeat him and play the game! (S10, E08) 
22:30South Park: Video Games Level 1 Go God Go (1): Cartman is impatient to get his hands on the latest games console. Result? A visit to the atheistic future of 2546! Richard Dawkins pays a visit to South Park Elementary. (S10, E12) 
23:00South Park: Video Games Level 1 Go God Go XII (2): Cartman is stuck in the future, caught up in a battle between atheists and sea otters! And what will become of Richard Dawkins and Mrs. Garrison's love affair? (S10, E13) 
23:30South Park: Video Games Level 1 Guitar Queer-o Stan & Kyle are set to hit big time with their skills on computer game Guitar Hero. Their manager convinces Stan that Kyle is holding him back. Will the "band" break up? (S11, E13) 
00:00Key & Peele Ordering at a restaurant turns into a competition, military recruiters go clubbing to reach a new demographic, and in a Bobby McFerrin vs. Michael Winslow noise-off, only one can survive. (S1, E07) 
00:30Nathan For You Nathan tries to prove that there's a hero inside every one of us by impersonating another person in an effort to turn them into a humanitarian hero. Season three finale. (S3, E07) 
01:00Rick and Morty Auto Erotic Assimilation Rick, Morty and Summer stumble on a hive mind named Unity (Christina Hendricks) that Rick used to date, meanwhile Beth and Jerry are hard on each other. (S2, E03) 
01:30Rick and Morty Big Trouble in Little Sanchez Summer asks Rick to transport his mind into a teenager to shield her from vampires at school. Beth and Jerry go the extra mile to sort out their relationship. (S2, E07) 
02:008 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Josie Long, Jamelia, Mark Watson and Claudia Winkleman. (S8, E03) 
02:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Yvette Fielding, David Walliams, Reginald D. Hunter & Phil Spencer. (S8, E05) 
03:00Chris Ramsey's Stand Up Central Live from Camden's legendary Electric Ballroom, Chris Ramsey performs stand-up, and introduces two guests. Tonight he's joined by former Maths teacher Carl Hutchinson and acerbic Tom Allen. (S1, E07) 
03:20Chris Ramsey's Stand Up Central Live from Camden's legendary Electric Ballroom, Chris Ramsey performs stand-up, and introduces two guests. Tonight he's joined by northerner Jason Cook and Virtually Famous' Ellie Taylor. (S1, E08) 
03:45Impractical Jokers The guys try to kiss unsuspecting strangers at a mall, they focus-group their absurd life stories as potential movies, and the big loser gets a room full of enemies. (S7, E09) 
04:05Impractical Jokers The guys freeze out skaters at an ice rink's rental counter and head to the mall where they have the audacity to ask strangers to mind their manners. The loser has a sumo-sized punishment. (S7, E11) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Father of the Bob Bob and his dad, "Big Bob," try to outdo each other in the kitchen when they rehash an old argument. Meanwhile, the kids compete to find the best gift for their dad. (S5, E06) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Tina Tailor Soldier Spy To find who is leaking their cookie sales leads, Tina starts to spy on her old Thundergirls troop. Meanwhile, Linda becomes a blonde. (S5, E07) 
05:15Christmas Makes You LOL Compilation show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous Christmas-based clips. 
06:00Malcolm In The Middle Christmas Christmas Trees A layoff at work prompts Hal to make money selling Christmas trees. Francis and Piama's peaceful holiday comes to a crashing end when Otto's relatives show up at the ranch. (S5, E07)