This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, May 23 2018

06:00The Middle The Paper Route Brick takes a job delivering newspapers to save up enough money to buy night vision goggles. Elsewhere, Frankie discovers that Mike has been hoarding batteries. (S3, E19) 
06:25The Middle Get Your Business Done Frankie is inspired by a pastor who wants people to live without regrets, Axl gets crushed by Brick at Air Hockey, and Sue starts a babysitting service. (S3, E20) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Undateable My Hero Is Me Danny and Justin's relationships are going surprisingly well before Nicky drops a bombshell that turns everyone a bit 'banana-pants'. (S1, E05) 
09:30Undateable The Julius Effect Leslie's ex Julius is in town to sign their divorce papers but what she doesn't realise is that he's not the only one who has betrayed her. (S1, E08) 
10:00Friends The One With The Bullies Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21) 
10:30Friends The One With Two Parties Complications ensue when Rachel's estranged parents show up at the surprise party that the gang planned for her. (S2, E22) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work as optometrists, provide incorrect financial advice, and attempt to secure numerous votes by campaigning on ridiculous political platforms. (S3, E11) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to teach a dance class and sell tickets to Broadway shows. The punishment is to answer "yes" to relationship questions written by the others! (S3, E12) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys host a taste test followed by uncomfortable survey questions, negotiate for worthless items at a flea market, and work as gas station attendants. (S3, E13) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys pose as advertising executives pitching ideas, work as custodians at a mall food court, and test themselves with the terrifying "Wheel of Doom." (S3, E14) 
13:00Friends The One With The Bullies Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21) 
13:30Friends The One With Two Parties Complications ensue when Rachel's estranged parents show up at the surprise party that the gang planned for her. (S2, E22) 
14:00The Middle The Guidance Counsellor Sue forms a connection with her awkward guidance counsellor (Whoopi Goldberg). Frankie is frustrated when Mike insists on assembling their new bed by himself. (S3, E21) 
14:30The Middle The Clover Brick believes that a four-leaf clover he found is bringing bad luck, Axl is shocked when his jock friend asks Sue to the prom, and Frankie tries to find Aunt Edie a care giver. (S3, E22) 
15:00The Middle The Telling Mike gets the unwelcome task of signing up to volunteer at Brick's school. While Sue blackmails Axl to get free rides around town for her and her friends. (S3, E23) 
15:30The Middle The Wedding The Hecks discover at the last minute that they are hosting Mike's brother Rusty's wedding, and Axl and his friends decide to start their own summer business. (S3, E24) 
16:00Friends The One With The Bullies Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21) 
16:30Friends The One With Two Parties Complications ensue when Rachel's estranged parents show up at the surprise party that the gang planned for her. (S2, E22) 
17:00Bob's Burgers Wag the Hog The Belchers must help Bob's old friend, Critter, after he ends up in jail for unpaid parking tickets. Linda gets a job at babysitting, but it becomes more than she expected. (S6, E13) 
17:30Bob's Burgers The Hormone-iums Tina gets her chance to be soloist of the Hormone-iums in a play, but realises the role could end up ruining her social status. Linda comes up with a business plan. (S6, E14) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work as optometrists, provide incorrect financial advice, and attempt to secure numerous votes by campaigning on ridiculous political platforms. (S3, E11) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to teach a dance class and sell tickets to Broadway shows. The punishment is to answer "yes" to relationship questions written by the others! (S3, E12) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys host a taste test followed by uncomfortable survey questions, negotiate for worthless items at a flea market, and work as gas station attendants. (S3, E13) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys pose as advertising executives pitching ideas, work as custodians at a mall food court, and test themselves with the terrifying "Wheel of Doom." (S3, E14) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Robbing the Banks Philip is quick to judge an ex-con Will urged him to hire as a handyman and temporary assistant after the house is robbed. (S3, E15) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Bundle of Joy As Vivian's delivery date approaches, the family fantasizes about what the baby will mean to each of them. Ashley feels all but invisible... (S3, E16) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a Saddam Hussein look-a-like, a breast milk attack, talking bins, a pet duck, anti-gingers sperm banks, and face adverts. (S5, E01) 
22:00Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking Jimmy knows a thing or two about making people laugh. The show is packed with one-liners, stories, and jokes. Some clever, some rude, and a few totally unacceptable. 
23:00Rick and Morty Look Who's Purging Now Rick and Morty arrive on an alien planet to fix their ship just as the day of the purge begins there, meanwhile Jerry and Summer work on their father-daughter bond. (S2, E09) 
23:30Rick and Morty The Wedding Squanchers The Smith family is invited to the wedding of Rick's best friend, Birdperson, but things go south when it's discovered that the bride isn't who she says she is. (S2, E10) 
00:00The Cleveland Show Murray Christmas Rallo befriends a Jewish man at the retirement home during the holidays, and Cleveland finally stands up to his father physically, but gives him a heart attack. (S2, E08) 
00:30The Cleveland Show Beer Walk Donna, frustrated by her husband's laziness on the weekends, nags Cleveland to help her around the house and to do something more with his life. (S2, E09) 
01:00Stephen Merchant: Hello Ladies... ...Live! The BAFTA, Emmy, and Golden Globe award-winning co-creator of The Office and Extras in his first ever live stand-up comedy tour. Hear all about his ongoing struggles to find a lady to love. 
02:00Nathan For You Pet Store / Maid Service: Nathan places a controversial ad in a pet cemetery, takes tips from a focus group to become more likeable and attempts to clean a house in six minutes flat. (S2, E03) 
02:30Bad Robots This episode challenges foreign language students to make sense of UK accents, meanwhile pub-goers are left with empty pockets and hearts by Tezcorp's pub quiz machine Quizimodo. (S2, E04) 
03:00Sara Pascoe At The Comedy Store Sara Pascoe is your host at the legendary Comedy Store in London. Her guests tonight are Phil Wang, Chris Martin, and Joel Dommett. (S4, E06) 
03:25Rob Beckett At The Comedy Store Rob Beckett is in charge at the Comedy Store in London, hosting a night of riotous comedy with Suzi Ruffell, Elis James, and John Robins. (S4, E07) 
03:50The Chris Ramsey Show Chris invites Carl Hutchinson and Nish Kumar into his basement for games, challenges and general banter. This week on the train, Chris tries to make dinner for Pussy Cat Doll Ashley Roberts. (S1, E06) 
04:10Pets Make You LOL A compilation of the most hilarious and outrageous pet-themed videos on the internet. Tonight's features dogs walking horses, pickpocketing ferrets and cats cleaning up. (S1, E03) 
04:35Bob's Burgers Wag the Hog The Belchers must help Bob's old friend, Critter, after he ends up in jail for unpaid parking tickets. Linda gets a job at babysitting, but it becomes more than she expected. (S6, E13) 
04:55Bob's Burgers The Hormone-iums Tina gets her chance to be soloist of the Hormone-iums in a play, but realises the role could end up ruining her social status. Linda comes up with a business plan. (S6, E14) 
05:15The Middle The Guidance Counsellor Sue forms a connection with her awkward guidance counsellor (Whoopi Goldberg). Frankie is frustrated when Mike insists on assembling their new bed by himself. (S3, E21) 
05:35The Middle The Clover Brick believes that a four-leaf clover he found is bringing bad luck, Axl is shocked when his jock friend asks Sue to the prom, and Frankie tries to find Aunt Edie a care giver. (S3, E22) 
06:00The Middle The Telling Mike gets the unwelcome task of signing up to volunteer at Brick's school. While Sue blackmails Axl to get free rides around town for her and her friends. (S3, E23)