This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, March 23 2019

06:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Obstacles include Wheel of Misfortune, Total Carnage and the Towering Flume of Doom. (S4, E20) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Most Ridiculous Sports Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on sporting disasters. (S1, E01) 
09:35Most Ridiculous Weddings Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on Wedding foul ups. (S1, E02) 
10:05Impractical Jokers The guys get strangers to watch their backs them from angry security guards at a grocery store, and team up to teach presentations on UFOs. This week's punishment involves a metal concert. (S11, E02) 
10:35Impractical Jokers The guys compete head-to-head posing odd TV shows to the public, and do what they are told at a department store. Tonight's punishment involves a fundraising event at an Arts Theatre. (S11, E03) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they're told while posing as dentists, and then compete head-to-head in trying not to laugh while the other makes a hilarious scene at a donut shop. (S11, E04) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys attempt to trick receptionists with ridiculous disguises and try to get approval for an e-mail they're writing. This week's loser has to act as a dance teacher's assistant. (S11, E05) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Murr, Sal and Q skirt the law while posing as receptionists, then go fishing for people's luggage at a mall. This week's loser has a tough sell on their hands. (S11, E07) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys compete head-to-head selling their toys to focus groups, team up attaching clothes pins to unsuspecting shoppers, and play a game of touching laser pointer dots. (S11, E08) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The guys run a surprise hide and seek challenge, a stint at the Cake Boss's counter is anything but sweet, and advice for children turns awkward when heard by strangers. (S11, E09) 
13:30Impractical Jokers The guys try not to laugh at gags behind a glass mirror and head to the top of Rockefeller Plaza to get opinions on their wedding proposals. (S11, E10) 
13:55Takeshi's Castle Roman Kemp is joined by TOWIE's Georgia and Tommy as contestants brave trials including the hilarious Stepping Stones, and try to storm Takeshi's Castle! Have they got what it takes to win? (S5, E02) 
14:30Takeshi's Castle A new group of contestants attempt to storm Takeshi's Castle. There will be a lot of slips along the way, especially on the Slippery Wall. Roman Kemp is joined by Capital FM's Vick Hope. (S5, E03) 
15:00Takeshi's Castle Roman Kemp and ex-Geordie Shore star Vicky Pattison host the craziest show ever made, including Takeshi-ville classics Stepping Stone and Honey Comb Maze. (S5, E04) 
15:30Takeshi's Castle Roman Kemp and former The Apprentice contestant Andrew Brady watch as a brand new set of lucky hopefuls battle it out to reach Takeshi's Castle. (S5, E05) 
16:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Obstacles include Wheel of Misfortune, Total Carnage and the Towering Flume of Doom. (S4, E20) 
17:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Past contestants return to face the Double Sweeper Dive and a round of Jump the Shark. (S4, E21) 
18:00Friends The One With The Sonogram At The End Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02) 
18:30Friends The One With The Thumb A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03) 
19:00Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
19:30Friends The One Where Underdog Gets Away Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. (S1, E09) 
20:00Friends The One With Mrs. Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E11) 
20:30Friends The One With The Dozen Lasagnas Everyone knows the sex of Ross' baby except for Ross. Meanwhile, Rachel's relationship with Paolo hits a snag when he makes a pass at Phoebe. (S1, E12) 
21:00Friends The One With All The Poker Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18) 
21:30Friends The One Where The Monkey Gets Away The gang search for Ross' monkey, Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel was looking after him. (S1, E19) 
22:00Friends The One With The Ick Factor After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E22) 
22:30Friends The One With The Birth When Carol goes into labour, Phoebe accidently locks Ross, Susan and herself in a closet. (S1, E23) 
23:00Date Movie Film Julia Jones (Alyson Hannigan) is unhappy. This is until she meets Grant Fockyerdoder. Before they can have their dream wedding, they must meet each others parents and survive the scheming Andy. (2006) 
00:30Zombeavers Film College friends find their weekend of sex and debauchery ruined when deadly zombie beavers swarm their riverside cabin. Bill Burr and John Mayer cameo. (2014) 
02:05South Park: The Classic Years The Wacky Molestation Adventure Kyle has his parents arrested so he can go to a 'Raging P***ies' show but things get out of hand and it's not long before there are no adults left in town! (S4, E16) 
02:35South Park: The Classic Years It Hits The Fan The use of the word 's**t' on a TV show leads to mass profanity in South Park. What does this have to do with The Black Death?! The word 's**t' is used 162 times in this ep! (S5, E01) 
03:00South Park: The Classic Years Cr***le Fight It's Timmy vs. Jimmy! But does Jimmy know this? The boys are joining the Scouts (troop 69) but their parents aren't so sure when they discover who the Scout Leader is. (S5, E02) 
03:20South Park: The Classic Years Scott Tenorman Must Die Cartman is tricked into buying pubic hair by Scott Tenorman. Outraged at being laughed at, he plots the most sickest, evil revenge possible... Radiohead guest star. (S5, E04) 
03:45South Park: The Classic Years Terrance and Phillip - Behind The Blow: The boys face death at the hands of some unhinged environmentalists unless they can re-unite Terrance & Phillip for a show at Earth Day Festival! (S5, E05) 
04:05South Park: The Classic Years Cartmanland When Cartman inherits $1million and purchases his own theme park, Stan starts to question his faith in God. It's not long before things start to go out of control for Cartman. (S5, E06) 
04:30Takeshi's Castle Roman Kemp is joined by his dad Martin Kemp to host a brand new series of Takeshi's Castle. New recruits face the Honeycomb Maze and the Slippery Wall before attempting to attack the castle. (S5, E01) 
04:50Takeshi's Castle Roman Kemp is joined by TOWIE's Georgia and Tommy as contestants brave trials including the hilarious Stepping Stones, and try to storm Takeshi's Castle! Have they got what it takes to win? (S5, E02) 
05:15Takeshi's Castle A new group of contestants attempt to storm Takeshi's Castle. There will be a lot of slips along the way, especially on the Slippery Wall. Roman Kemp is joined by Capital FM's Vick Hope. (S5, E03) 
05:35Takeshi's Castle Roman Kemp and ex-Geordie Shore star Vicky Pattison host the craziest show ever made, including Takeshi-ville classics Stepping Stone and Honey Comb Maze. (S5, E04) 
06:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Past contestants return to face the Double Sweeper Dive and a round of Jump the Shark. (S4, E21)