This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, September 19 2019

06:00The U.S. Office China Michael is spooked by the economic rise of China and decides something needs to be done about it. Dwight exerts his power as building owner to squeeze the office for money. (S7, E10) 
06:25The U.S. Office Ultimatum Michael is nervous to find out whether Holly is engaged or not - could his chance be upon him? Dwight and Andy go to a book store to pick up "loose women". Steve Carrell stars. (S7, E13) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Evil Orthodontist Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E20) 
09:30Friends The One With The Ick Factor After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E22) 
10:00Friends The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Monica sways Chandler's dislike of baths but he soon becomes addicted to them. Meanwhile, Monica mistakenly tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. (S8, E13) 
10:30Friends The One With The Secret Closet Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14) 
11:00The Middle Exes and Ohhhs Axl runs into nearly all his ex's whilst at a party, including Devin Levin, Cassidy and even Weird Ashley. Hutch tells Axl that the universe is trying to tell him something. (S8, E17) 
11:30The Middle The Par-tay Mike gets into an argument about the plumber, Sue keeps a secret from Frankie, and Brick spends the weekend with Axl to experience college life. (S8, E18) 
12:00The Middle The Confirmation After being reminded that Brick was never confirmed, Frankie and Mike send him to Reverend TimTom's Wilderness Jesus Jam weekend camp. (S8, E19) 
12:30The Middle Adult Swim Frankie is thrilled when Axl agrees to let her take him shopping and help pick a suit. Mike threatens to tear down the family backyard pool if Sue and Brick don't start using it. (S8, E20) 
13:00Most Ridiculous Holidays Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on holiday howlers. (S1, E04) 
13:30Most Ridiculous Kids Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos ever found online. This episode focuses on those little blighters commonly known as kids. (S1, E05) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Housetrap In true Belcher fashion, the family gets stuck in a terrible storm while vacationing at a beach house in Craggy Neck. However, the storm is the least of their worries... (S5, E19) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Hawk & Chick Bob and Louise are thrilled when they meet Hawk, the star of their favourite martial arts series, and are quick to offer help upon learning about his family troubles. (S5, E20) 
15:00Bob's Burgers The Oeder Games With the threat of a rent increase on Ocean Avenue, Bob and the other tenants rebel. They find out that they will have to compete in order to keep their rents reasonable. (S5, E21) 
15:30Bob's Burgers Sliding Bobs Linda explains how important Bob's moustache was in their meeting. The kids then tell their own versions of how Bob and Linda would have met, if Bob didn't have a moustache... (S6, E01) 
16:00Blockbusters Dara Ó Briain schools our sixth former contestants Frank, Zeenah, and Arjuns as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E07) 
16:30Blockbusters Dara Ó Briain schools our sixth former contestants Adam, Tia, and Amy as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E08) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Deck the Halls Will realizes that Ashley has never experienced a real Christmas before and goes out of his way to give her one. He decorates the inside of the mansion, but also the outside. (S1, E15) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Lucky Charm One of Philip's clients is very superstitious and befriends Will because of a couple of coincidences, thinking he is his good luck charm. Will makes some major decisions. (S1, E16) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told while at a buffet restaurant, team-up for construction presentations, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E23) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The jokers work at a pawn shop, and try to give free hugs after incredibly bizarre apologies. This week's loser has to perform a song on stage. (S9, E24) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys interact with shoppers while wearing jingle vests, play another game of Don't I Know You?, and pass notes to strangers. (S9, E25) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys act as receptionists in a waiting room and ask strangers for advice about their personal dilemmas. Today's loser goes to a water aerobics class, but ends up drowning in shame. (S10, E01) 
20:00The U.S. Office Threat Level Midnight Michael has been making a movie for years and it's finally ready to be seen! Can Michael Scarn, secret agent, stop Goldenface from blowing up the NHL All-Star Game? (S7, E17) 
20:30The U.S. Office Todd Packer Travelling salesman Todd returns to the office looking for a desk job - much to the dismay of everyone except Michael. Can Jim and Dwight work together for the greater good? (S7, E18) 
21:00Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
21:30Friends The One Where The Monkey Gets Away The gang search for Ross' monkey, Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel was looking after him. (S1, E19) 
22:00South Park vs. Gaming Towelie Stan's mother buys the boys a console called The Okama Gamesphere but it is stolen whilst they are at school. To get it back they must help a talking towel take on the government! (S5, E08) 
22:30South Park vs. Gaming Black Friday (1): With the biggest shopping day of the year fast approaching, Wizard Cartman deems it necessary, in a Game of Thrones fashion, to form alliances - the Xbox One shall be his! (S17, E07) 
23:00South Park vs. Gaming A Song of Ass and Fire (2): The countdown to Black Friday continues and Cartman's attempts at manipulation grow. But will Stan and Kenny bow to King Cartman before the war? Winter's coming. (S17, E08) 
23:30South Park vs. Gaming T*****s and Dragons (3): Randy is rallying the mall staff! Outside the mall, zombie-like masses are restless, and King Cartman prepares for battle with Princess Kenny - Black Friday is on! (S17, E09) 
00:00South Park vs. Gaming Make Love, Not Warcraft The boys are all shades of mad when a 'griefer' repeatedly kills them in an online game. Some serious training is in order so they can defeat him and play the game! (S10, E08) 
00:30South Park vs. Gaming Best Friends Forever Kenny is in a coma. Cartman wants life-support turned off so he can get his PSP. But Kenny's spirit is leading the armies of heaven against the demons of hell! (S9, E04) 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell picks his favourite bits from the fourth series. Tonight features; space hopper loving donkeys, Nick Clegg: The Musical, a giant egg, China bans time travel, and breast milk baby doll. 
02:00Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Jonathan Ross and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Tom Lucy vs. Nigel Ng, and Johnny Vegas vs. Phil Ellis. (S3, E04) 
02:30Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Jonathan Ross and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Rhys James vs. Lloyd Griffith, and Rhys Nicholson vs. Felicity Ward. (S3, E05) 
03:00Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G interviews the former head of the Immigration and Naturalization Service James Ziglar, and he also leads a "diskushen" about animal rights. Borat learns about American hobbies. (S3, E03) 
03:30Ali G in Da USAiii In New York to sell book ideas to publishers and agents, Ali G pitches ideas for bestsellers, including an Ali G 'autobiography' of President Bush. Brüno leads the "fashion polizei". (S3, E04) 
04:00Bob's Burgers My Big Fat Greek Bob Bob scores a temporary gig as a cook at a frat house and discovers that he fits right in! The kids are on a mission to invade the frat house and get in on the action. (S4, E04) 
04:25Are We There Yet? The Blockbuster Movie Episode Nick and Suzanne try to attend an anticipated movie premiere, but when their busy schedules get in the way, both are tempted to secretly go without the other. (S3, E32) 
04:50Are We There Yet? The Pocket Dial Episode After Nick gets pocket-dialed by Suzanne and overhears her telling Gigi something personal, he gets back at Suzanne by fake pocketing dialing her. (S3, E33) 
05:10The Middle The Confirmation After being reminded that Brick was never confirmed, Frankie and Mike send him to Reverend TimTom's Wilderness Jesus Jam weekend camp. (S8, E19) 
05:35The Middle Adult Swim Frankie is thrilled when Axl agrees to let her take him shopping and help pick a suit. Mike threatens to tear down the family backyard pool if Sue and Brick don't start using it. (S8, E20) 
06:00The U.S. Office Threat Level Midnight Michael has been making a movie for years and it's finally ready to be seen! Can Michael Scarn, secret agent, stop Goldenface from blowing up the NHL All-Star Game? (S7, E17)