This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, February 17 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers: Funny 'Cause.. ...It Hurts: When it comes to Impractical Jokers, nothing stands out quite like the punishments. In this special episode, the four guys look back at the series' best punishments and share new secrets. 
06:20Impractical Jokers: British... British Invasion The Jokers have landed in London! Watch them wreak havoc along the Thames, play pranks on unsuspecting customers in pubs and enjoy their first game of real football. 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Impractical Jokers Q, Murr, Sal and Joe kill time in a waiting room by sharing some TMI texts with strangers, then try to sabotage each other as the wingmen from hell at a dating event. (S10, E17) 
09:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q and Murr cruise the food court sending texts to strangers, then throw caution (and groceries) to the wind. (S10, E18) 
10:00Friends The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05) 
10:30Friends The One Where Ross And Rachel...You Know Ross and Rachel finally sleep together. Monica becomes infatuated with one of her parents' friends (Tom Selleck) for whom she caters a party. (S2, E15) 
11:00Bob's Burgers Zero Larp Thirty Linda wins a contest that lets her spend a weekend at the home where her favourite tv show is filmed, but it doesn't go quite as planned. (S7, E17) 
11:30Bob's Burgers The Laser-Inth Bob and Gene travel together to visit the planetarium to attend the last ever rock-and-roll laser show, meanwhile Linda and the girls go for dinner at a wacky restaurant. (S7, E18) 
12:00The U.S. Office Search Committee (2): The search for a new manager continues... will Dwight finally get an interview? Erin pursues Andy - will he succumb to her? Catherine Tate and Kathy Bates guest-star. (S7, E27) 
12:30The U.S. Office The List Andy becomes the new regional director of Dunder Mifflin. New CEO Robert California (James Spader) stops by the branch for the first time and leaves behind a mysterious list. (S8, E01) 
13:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. An audience of students watches as teachers compete for the prize. (S5, E25) 
14:00Most Ridiculous Sports Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on sporting disasters. (S1, E01) 
14:30Most Ridiculous Weddings Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on Wedding foul ups. (S1, E02) 
15:00Impractical Jokers Q, Murr, Sal and Joe kill time in a waiting room by sharing some TMI texts with strangers, then try to sabotage each other as the wingmen from hell at a dating event. (S10, E17) 
15:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q and Murr cruise the food court sending texts to strangers, then throw caution (and groceries) to the wind. (S10, E18) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Zero Larp Thirty Linda wins a contest that lets her spend a weekend at the home where her favourite tv show is filmed, but it doesn't go quite as planned. (S7, E17) 
16:30Bob's Burgers The Laser-Inth Bob and Gene travel together to visit the planetarium to attend the last ever rock-and-roll laser show, meanwhile Linda and the girls go for dinner at a wacky restaurant. (S7, E18) 
17:00The Middle Change in the Air Brick starts middle school, while Sue feels a sense of freedom without Axl around. Frankie finds out that Axl is texting Mike and not her and trys to get Axl to text her. (S5, E02) 
17:30The Middle The Potato Sue gets a job at an eatery in the mall, Frankie and Mike find out that Brick isn't going to his classes, and Axl tries to avoid his terrible roommate. (S5, E03) 
18:00The U.S. Office Ben Franklin The women of the office hold a bridal shower for Phyllis, while the men hold a bachelor's party for her groom-to-be, Bob Vance. Did someone say "strippers"? (S3, E15) 
18:30The U.S. Office Phyllis' Wedding: Phyllis lets Michael be a part of her wedding in return for allowing her to take extra time off work for her honeymoon. Michael attempts to dominate the festivities. (S3, E16) 
19:00The U.S. Office Search Committee (2): The search for a new manager continues... will Dwight finally get an interview? Erin pursues Andy - will he succumb to her? Catherine Tate and Kathy Bates guest-star. (S7, E27) 
19:30The U.S. Office The List Andy becomes the new regional director of Dunder Mifflin. New CEO Robert California (James Spader) stops by the branch for the first time and leaves behind a mysterious list. (S8, E01) 
20:00My Name Is Earl I Won't Die with a Little Help from My Friends (Part 1): Earl is in a coma after being hit by a car. So Randy steals an ambulance, but getting him to the hospital proves to be difficult. (S3, E14) 
20:30My Name Is Earl I Won't Die with a Little Help from My Friends (Part 2): Nothing can get Earl out of his coma, so Randy turns to a young faith healer from their past. Guest stars Paris Hilton as herself. (S3, E15) 
21:00Friends The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. (S9, E03) 
21:30Friends The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
22:00South Park Tweek x Craig When Craig and Tweek are outed as gay, they're as surprised as everyone else! Sounds like it's time for Cartman's cupid self to work his magic... and maybe on Cartman too! (S19, E06) 
22:30South Park Naughty Ninjas When Officer Barbrady gets trigger happy there's some major consequences. The boys are playing ninja in Shi Tpa Town but get mistaken for some other black clad baddies... (S19, E07) 
23:00The Ricky Gervais Show Ricky and Stephen challenge Karl's interpretations of famous sayings, and Stephen questions Karl on what he's learned since his New Year's resolution to learn something new every day. (S1, E05) 
23:30Jeff & Some Aliens Jeff & Some Colonists An Azurian orders aliens to colonise Earth and direct their resources toward producing fruit smoothies. Adult animation. (S1, E05) 
00:00Jimmy Carr: Being Funny Jimmy is well known for his one liners and non-stop gags. His wit and fast-paced style are at their brilliant best here as we get too-rude-for-TV jokes, hilarious heckling, and even better put-downs. 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Nick Clegg The Musical, farting in public, Australian sperm donation, the Elvis bug, doggy snogging, and guest stand-up Tony Law. 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; space-hopper loving donkeys, a chair that makes women pregnant, pole dancing for Jesus, a gay caveman, and pony play. 
03:00Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny Kevin Hart performs in front of a sold out crowd live from Cleveland, Ohio - where he delivers his hilarious and unique brand of comedy. Kevin is in rare form and funny as ever! 
03:45Tosh.0 Daniel helps an anti-abortion protester with a broken phone, meets a flat-Earther trying to launch himself into space, and creates a celebrity messaging app to rival Cameo. (S10, E15) 
04:05Corporate Thanks! Matt's broken "!" key strains his relationship with John and Kate, and Jake and Grace conspire to get rid of the office dog. Nihilistic, satirical sitcom from Comedy Central U.S. (S2, E04) 
04:30Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. An audience of students watches as teachers compete for the prize. (S5, E25) 
05:15The U.S. Office Search Committee (2): The search for a new manager continues... will Dwight finally get an interview? Erin pursues Andy - will he succumb to her? Catherine Tate and Kathy Bates guest-star. (S7, E27) 
05:35The U.S. Office The List Andy becomes the new regional director of Dunder Mifflin. New CEO Robert California (James Spader) stops by the branch for the first time and leaves behind a mysterious list. (S8, E01) 
06:00Impractical Jokers:Hits, Errors... ...& Balls. Join the guys as they count down the top nine greatest baseball moments in Impractical Jokers history! Find out who used to be an athlete and who is often stopped by stadium security.