This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, November 22 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Two And A Half Men A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh Rose, Charlie's lovable stalker and neighbour, is back from England and takes care of a very sick Charlie - but just how exactly is she 'helping'? (S5, E12) 
09:30Two And A Half Men The Soil is Moist Alan dates one of Judith's friends who reveals that Judith finds her new husband a better lover than he was. Can Alan get past this? Starring Charlie Sheen. (S5, E13) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Sliding Bobs Linda explains how important Bob's moustache was in their meeting. The kids then tell their own versions of how Bob and Linda would have met, if Bob didn't have a moustache... (S6, E01) 
10:30Bob's Burgers The Land Ship During the Land Ship parade, which Bob thinks will increase business, four port-a-potties are placed in front of the restaurant. Tina decides to do some minor vandalizing. (S6, E02) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys steal food from customers' plates, teach languages that they don't speak, & dance with strangers at the park. (S1, E07) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pose as bakery salesmen, focus group analysts, shoe salesmen, and teach classes at a local gym. (S1, E08) 
12:00My Wife And Kids While Out Kady's at a slumber party and Jay & Michael go out for the night, but because Michael didn't recite the rules 'no friends, no freedom, no fire, no fun', Claire decides to party. (SS4, E10) 
12:30My Wife And Kids Micheal's Band Michael meets Johnny "Saxophone" Jackson, his old classmate. Michael lies about playing piano, and Johnny asks to have Michael sit in with the band. (S4, E11) 
13:00Malcolm In The Middle Bride of Ida Dewey, Lois and Hal go out of town for a piano competition. Grandma Ida makes Reese get married to her helper, Raduca, but only if he defeats Malcolm in three challenges. (S7, E11) 
13:30Malcolm In The Middle College Recruiters Raduca whips Reese into shape while pursuing her own interests, Dewey visits Francis, and Hal discovers the benefits of taking on Malcolm's college interviewers. (S7, E12) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Gayle Makin' Bob Sled: The Belchers' Thanksgiving festivities are put in jeopardy when Bob finds himself staying with an injured Aunt Gayle during a snowstorm. (S6, E04) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Nice-Capades When a grumpy mall Santa threatens to put Tina, Gene, and Louise on the "Naughty List", they try to convince him that they are nice by putting on an Ice Capades-style musical. (S6, E05) 
15:00The Middle Valentine's Day III Frankie decides to spend Valentine's Day with her friends and their spouses at a fancy restaurant, but Mike manages to mess up. Brick has to write a paper on love. (S3, E15) 
15:30The Middle The Concert Justin Bieber is coming to Indianapolis and Sue is desperate for tickets, Mike trains Brick for the school spelling bee, and Axl and his friends attempt to break a speed limit. (S3, E16) 
16:00The Middle The Sit Down Axl, Sue, and Brick feel that Frankie nags them too much and Mike makes crazy punishments. The kids want a chance to show their parents that they can be responsible. (S3, E17) 
16:30The Middle Leap Year Sue thinks her parents are planning a big surprise party, Frankie learns that Mike has been taking care of a stray cat, Brick develops a crush, and Axl becomes very bored. (S3, E18) 
17:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Some seriously non-advanced 'advanced art classes' are taught by the guys, darts decide pub pranks, and the loser teaches a stressful stress-free seminar. (S4, E03) 
17:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Which one of the fake podiatrists will see defeat? The guys convince strangers to bury strange things in a park, and must stare their way through a store. (S4, E04) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys return to White Castle, pose as bouncers at a night club, and read horoscopes to patrons at a mall. (S2, E01) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers pose as furniture salesmen, sell jewellery to couples, and pitch some whacky memoirs to potential readers. (S2, E02) 
19:00The Middle Thanksgiving Frankie cancels Thanksgiving. Mike and the kids try to pull Thanksgiving together for her. Meanwhile, Sue has a boyfriend whom everyone but her thinks is gay. (S1, E08) 
19:30The Middle Thanksgiving II Mike invites his brother Rusty and his father for Thanksgiving. Frankie encourages Mike, with his brother and father, to talk about their feelings. (S2 E09) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Gayle Makin' Bob Sled: The Belchers' Thanksgiving festivities are put in jeopardy when Bob finds himself staying with an injured Aunt Gayle during a snowstorm. (S6, E04) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Nice-Capades When a grumpy mall Santa threatens to put Tina, Gene, and Louise on the "Naughty List", they try to convince him that they are nice by putting on an Ice Capades-style musical. (S6, E05) 
21:00Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies Russell's live in action to tell you all about his mum's magic special place, scrotal pantomime (his not his mum's), train etiquette, and all sorts more in this pacey, racy stand up spectacular! 
22:00South Park: Season 3 Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery The boys are being plagued by the 5th graders and South Park is overrun by Pirate Ghosts. Nu-Metal band Korn must save the day! (Scooby-Doo parody). (S3, E10) 
22:30South Park: Season 3 Chinpokomon Stan, Cartman, and Kenny are caught up in the latest fad from Japan, a cartoon called Chinpokomon - but what is the secret plan behind the show's anti-American sentiments...? (S3, E11) 
23:00Friends The One With The Video Tape Ross and Rachel disagree over who came onto whom when they hooked up. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler meet another couple while on their honeymoon. (S8, E04) 
23:30Friends The One With Rachel's Date Ross is horrified to learn that Rachel is going on a date with a handsome actor, Kash, especially since she is pregnant with his child. (S8, E05) 
00:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; A stolen trio of meerkats, Brokebeak Mountain, a naked motorist, a banana attacks a gorilla, and a prostitute turned donkey. (S5, E04) 
01:00Legends of Chamberlain... ...Heights. Legends of Lock Up: The guys wind up in the penal system after trying to impress a group of girls with their criminal behaviour. (S2, E10) 
01:30Lip Sync Battle: Empire Special Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon! The stars of 'Empire', Terrence Howard and Taraji P. Henson, go head-to-head. With a guest appearance from Mary J. Blige! (S1, E17) 
02:00Broad City Hashtag FOMO After Abbi's spontaneous nose piercing sparks Ilana's fear of missing out, the girls spend a night party-hopping across the city to find the perfect 10. (S2, E05) 
02:30Impractical Jokers The guys present lousy telemarketing presentations, make odd wishes at a mall fountain, and try to analyse people's dreams on the boardwalk. (S6, E09) 
03:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr take to the court to serve up some seriously personal tennis lessons, and then head to the park for a bewildering game of Now! (S6, E10) 
03:25Inside Amy Schumer Amy meets Tina Fey, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Patricia Arquette, attempts to get birth control, and sings about where her faeces come out of. Method Man (of the Wu-Tang Clan) guests. (S3, E01) 
03:45Comedy Central At The Comedy Store Tonight at the Comedy Store; Marlon Davies on girlfriends, Geoff Norcott on the generation gap, Angela Barnes on weddings and living alone, and Ola talks scam advertising. (S03, E09) 
04:10Lip Sync Battle: Empire Special Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon! The stars of 'Empire', Terrence Howard and Taraji P. Henson, go head-to-head. With a guest appearance from Mary J. Blige! (S1, E17) 
04:30Malcolm In The Middle Bride of Ida Dewey, Lois and Hal go out of town for a piano competition. Grandma Ida makes Reese get married to her helper, Raduca, but only if he defeats Malcolm in three challenges. (S7, E11) 
04:50Malcolm In The Middle College Recruiters Raduca whips Reese into shape while pursuing her own interests, Dewey visits Francis, and Hal discovers the benefits of taking on Malcolm's college interviewers. (S7, E12) 
05:15Epic Meal Empire Fat Midnight Chris Hardwick hires the guys to feed his underlings, but will their internet-inspired extravaganza impress hardcore nerds? Josh finds international celebrity as Mentos Man. (S1, E11) 
05:35Epic Meal Empire Pig Trouble in Little Tokyo Epic Meal Time tries to knock out some sumo wrestlers with a super high calorie stew. Also, a doctor determines which member of EMT is the (least) healthiest. (S1, E12) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.