This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, October 15 2018

06:00Undateable Pilot When lothario Danny meets Justin and his distinctive group of friends, he tries to teach them the art of seduction but learns a few home truths along the way. (S1,E01) 
06:20Undateable Pants Buddies When Danny suggests that Burski 'little mermaid' the new girl in his apartment block, it goes swimmingly. Meanwhile, Justin tries to finder a deeper connection with Danny. (S1, E02) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Mrs. Tri-County: The boys, in an effort to prank their mother, enrol Lois in the Tri-County Mom Pageant. Meanwhile, Malcolm is blackmailed into delivering love notes to a contestant. (S6, E22) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Burning Man The family attend the Burning Man festival, where Reese and Lois find creative freedom, Malcolm finds love, Hal finds an audience, and Dewey find himself doing all the chores. (S7, E01) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Bye Bye Boo Boo After hearing that Boo Boo is leaving Boyz 4 Now, Louise enters a contest that could finally give Tina a chance to meet him. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda learn about a mobster. (S6, E16) 
10:30Bob's Burgers The Horse Rider-er Tina finally gets to attend horse camp, but realizes she must part ways with her imaginary horse, Jericho. Meanwhile, Linda creates a restaurant camp. (S6, E17) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys teach a crash course in sorry behaviour, ask strangers to settle bizarre debates, and spread good news at the mall. For the loser a day at the park turns into a frightful mess. (S8, E06) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Q, Sal and Murr give a security presentation that's anything but safe, then hold hands with strangers in the park. The loser quickly becomes an unwanted guest at a kid's birthday party. (S8, E07) 
12:00Impractical Jokers: Top 10 The Jokers countdown the most memorable moments of the show according to their fans. Including; Q speaking olde English at the "Castle of White" and Sal chanting "Let's get sexy!" at a baseball game. 
12:30Impractical Jokers: Funny 'Cause.. ...It Hurts: When it comes to Impractical Jokers, nothing stands out quite like the punishments. In this special episode, the four guys look back at the series' best punishments and share new secrets. 
13:00Friends The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding Rachel agrees to be maid of honour at her ex-fianc?'s wedding. Monica ponders her future with Richard after he tells her he doesn't want children. (S2, E24) 
13:30Friends The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia after her breakup with Richard. (S3, E01) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. This episode features a life-long Hulkamaniac and Flash Dancer facing the Trampoline Sweeper. (S3, E17) 
15:00The Middle Hecks on a Plane: After Sue wins a family trip to New York, Murphy's Law goes into full effect and it's anything but a smooth flight when the Hecks board a plane and fly to the Big Apple. (S2, E16) 
15:30The Middle The Math Class Ms. Rinsky asks Frankie and Mike to attend a math class after Frankie criticizes her teaching skills. Sue and Axl consider helping their aunt find a time capsule she buried. (S2, E17) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Bye Bye Boo Boo After hearing that Boo Boo is leaving Boyz 4 Now, Louise enters a contest that could finally give Tina a chance to meet him. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda learn about a mobster. (S6, E16) 
16:30Bob's Burgers The Horse Rider-er Tina finally gets to attend horse camp, but realizes she must part ways with her imaginary horse, Jericho. Meanwhile, Linda creates a restaurant camp. (S6, E17) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Mrs. Tri-County: The boys, in an effort to prank their mother, enrol Lois in the Tri-County Mom Pageant. Meanwhile, Malcolm is blackmailed into delivering love notes to a contestant. (S6, E22) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Burning Man The family attend the Burning Man festival, where Reese and Lois find creative freedom, Malcolm finds love, Hal finds an audience, and Dewey find himself doing all the chores. (S7, E01) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys teach a crash course in sorry behaviour, ask strangers to settle bizarre debates, and spread good news at the mall. For the loser a day at the park turns into a frightful mess. (S8, E06) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Q, Sal and Murr give a security presentation that's anything but safe, then hold hands with strangers in the park. The loser quickly becomes an unwanted guest at a kid's birthday party. (S8, E07) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys head to the park asking strangers to agree with their bizarre points of view, then give lessons about real estate. The loser finds himself in a harrowing race to the finish. (S8, E10) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Q, Sal and Murr take in more than they bargained for while working at a tailor shop, then convince strangers to hand over their cell phones. The big loser sacrifices his childhood. (S8, E13) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Not I Barbecue Will and Carlton go on a double date with two beautiful women and everything seems great - until the boyfriend of one of the women shows up. (S6, E06) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Not With My Cousin You Don't The Banks get a new intercom system installed in their home, and of course Will and Carlton have to test it out. They overhear Ashley talking about having sex. (S6, E07) 
21:00Bob's Burgers The Hauntening When Louise reveals that she has never been scared before, the Belchers visit a haunted house on Halloween in an attempt to scare her. (S6, E03) 
21:30Bob's Burgers House of 1000 Bounces When a bounce house crisis occurs during a birthday party, Gene, Louise, and Tina must come to the rescue. Bob tries to deal with his longstanding fear of pigeons. (S6, E11) 
22:00South Park: Season 12 Elementary School Musical When the all-singing and dancing musical craze hits South Park, the boys must embrace it or relinquish their popularity. Will they stick to their guns? (S12, E13) 
22:30South Park: Season 12 The Ungroundable Fed up with how he is treated by his parents, the eternally innocent Butters embraces the new vampire craze a little too enthusiastically. Who will he choose to feed on? (S12, E14) 
23:00Rob Delaney's Stand Up Central Rob Delaney hosts Britain's best stand-up, live from the Electric Ballroom. This week Jon Richardson headlines with support from Nigel Ng. (S1, E01) 
23:30The Jim Jefferies Show Jim looks at Brett Kavanaugh's self-proclaimed victimhood, British knowledge of American politics and the idiocy of gender reveal parties. (S2, E24) 
00:00Friends The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding Rachel agrees to be maid of honour at her ex-fianc?'s wedding. Monica ponders her future with Richard after he tells her he doesn't want children. (S2, E24) 
00:30Friends The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia after her breakup with Richard. (S3, E01) 
01:00Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh He of the smart demeanour and dress sense returns once again with observational, and rude as ever, jokes. Covering such topics as; the Scottish, problem solving, being Catholic, sex, and old people! 
02:00Drunk History USA Stephen Merchant Baron von Steuben helps train the Continental Army, John Adams and Thomas Jefferson campaign against each other, and Benedict Arnold betrays George Washington's army. Stephen Merchant stars. (S1, E07) 
02:30Lip Sync Battle: Vampire Diaries Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon! Baseballer Tim Tebow goes head-to-head with The Vampire Diaries' Nina Dobrev. 'Eye Of The Tiger' and Marvin Gaye get synced! (S2 E05) 
03:00Broad City Just the Tips Abbi throws herself fully into a new relationship, and Ilana basks in her newfound riches. (S4, E03) 
03:20Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Amy goes to a strip club, stars in a boy band's music video, and fights crime as a plainclothes police detective. Dennis Quaid guests. (S3, E02) 
03:45Billy On The Street: Paul Rudd Billy Eichner tests the pop culture knowledge of passerbys on the streets of New York City. Games include: "Would this disappoint Bill Cosby" and "Clueless or Childless". Paul Rudd guests. (S3, E05) 
04:05Bordertown Groundhog Day As Bud and Janice prepare to consummate their yearly anniversary sex, Maria's sister has a baby, which tips the Mexifornia population from white majority to Latino majority. (S1, E05) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Bye Bye Boo Boo After hearing that Boo Boo is leaving Boyz 4 Now, Louise enters a contest that could finally give Tina a chance to meet him. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda learn about a mobster. (S6, E16) 
04:55Bob's Burgers The Horse Rider-er Tina finally gets to attend horse camp, but realizes she must part ways with her imaginary horse, Jericho. Meanwhile, Linda creates a restaurant camp. (S6, E17) 
05:15The Middle Hecks on a Plane: After Sue wins a family trip to New York, Murphy's Law goes into full effect and it's anything but a smooth flight when the Hecks board a plane and fly to the Big Apple. (S2, E16) 
05:35The Middle The Math Class Ms. Rinsky asks Frankie and Mike to attend a math class after Frankie criticizes her teaching skills. Sue and Axl consider helping their aunt find a time capsule she buried. (S2, E17) 
06:00Undateable Three's a Crowd Justin must pull out all the stops after he realises Nicky has eyes for some-one else. Meanwhile, Leslie tries to make amends with Shelley after she disses Detroit. (S1, E03)