This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Sunday, February 18 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air All Guts, No Glory Will withdraws from a difficult college philosophy class then regrets his decision when he realises that the professor is the most stimulating teacher he has ever known. (S4, E03) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Father of the Year When Will tries to impress a beautiful college girl (Tyra Banks) by pretending to be a single father, using his new infant cousin, he ends up in a whole heap of trouble. (S4, E04) 
10:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air It's Better to Have Loved and Lost It... Carlton loses his virginity to whom he believes to be Miss Right, but then finds out she's hiding something from him... (S4, E05) 
10:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Goes a Courtin' Will defies his uncle by throwing a pool party in the yard after he makes his rent payment conditional that Philip repairs the air conditioner in the pool house. (S4, E06) 
11:00Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
11:30Friends The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. (S9, E02) 
11:55Friends The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
12:25Friends The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
13:05The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hex and the Single Guy When the Banks family attends a seance so Hilary can contact her Trevor, the spiritualist gets so frustrated with Will's mockery that he curses the family with a hex. (S4, E07) 
13:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Blood Is Thicker Than Mud Will and Carlton pledge Phi Beta Gamma, a black fraternity whose president is a friend of Will's. Everyone likes Will, but find Carlton a bit of a geek... (S4, E08) 
14:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Fresh Prince After Dark When Hilary is invited to pose for Playboy magazine, Will and Carlton get to meet Hugh Hefner and the beautiful bikini-clad "bunnies" at the Playboy mansion. (S4, E09) 
14:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Home is Where the Heart Attack Is Philip has a serious heart attack while eating a cheeseburger that he bribes Will to buy for him. The family arrives at the hospital except for Carlton... (S4, E10) 
15:00Look Who's Talking Film The romantic ups and downs of accountant Mollie (Kirstie Alley) are viewed cynically by a most unusual bystander -- her talking newborn, Mikey (Bruce Willis). Also stars John Travolta. (1989) 
17:00Bob's Burgers Two for Tina Tina finds herself in a love triangle when she starts dating a ballet dancer, making Jimmy, Jr. jealous. Linda makes Bob chaperone the Wagstaff school dance with her. (S3, E17) 
17:30Bob's Burgers Family Fracas The Belcher family competes against the Pesto family in a TV game show, named Family Fracas!, to win a new minivan after the family car breaks down. (S3, E19) 
18:00Bob's Burgers The Unnatural Gene loses his confidence after playing badly during a baseball game so Linda tries to sign him up for an expensive baseball camp, while Tina becomes an espresso addict. (S3, E23) 
18:30Bob's Burgers A River Runs Through Bob The family faces the wilderness on a camping adventure, but Bob and Linda accidentally get sent downstream. The kids soon go in search of them... (S4, E01) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys network their way into some very uncomfortable business conversations, go head to head in a photography presentation, and the clock is ticking during a time sensitive challenge. (S6, E08) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys provide a false sense of security to some sassy shoppers at a drug store, and the competition reaches new heights during a rematch of their balloon challenge in the grocery store. (S6, E11) 
20:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers must do what they are told at a public pool, and try to convince strangers to give the thumbs-up to their absurd e-mails. (S6, E12) 
20:30Impractical Jokers The guys work stadium security, conduct a crime investigation class, and return to the park to test their memory again. (S6, E13) 
21:00Friends The One With The Tea Leaves After studying tea leaves, Phoebe believes she will encounter the man of her dreams - and she soon meets a very handsome guy, Parker (Alec Baldwin). (S8, E17) 
21:30Friends The One With The Cooking Class Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. (S8, E21) 
22:00Friends The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. (S8, E22) 
22:30Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. (S8, E23) 
23:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
23:30Friends The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
00:05South Park: Season 8 Pre-School The boys are pooping their pants after hearing that Trent, a notorious bully from their pre-school years, is being released from juvenile hall - guess who put him there? (S8, E10) 
00:35South Park: Season 8 Quest For Ratings When the gang's school news programme trails far behind Craig's show, "Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens", they pledge to boost their ratings - how far will they go? (S8, E11) 
01:05Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Love Island takes on I'm A Celeb with Iain Stirling vs. Joel Dommett, also Paul Chowdhry vs. Fin Taylor. (S1, E05) 
01:35Russell Howard: Wonderbox Russell performs his usual gleefully juvenile brand of social commentary and discusses some of the joy to be found in everyday experiences. Recorded in front of his home crowd in Bristol. 
02:30Drunk History Ashley Walters & Mark Benton star in Judi Love's mortal tale of Charles I's downfall. Miles Jupp takes on Operation Mincemeat with Jack Howard & Dean Dobbs as the WW2 heroes. (S3, E08) 
03:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes In this special episode, learn exclusive trivia and behind the scenes details! Did you know that Sal accidentally hit a crew member in the face with a hot dog? Or the story behind Q's brown jacket? 
03:40Wipeout USA Part 1: Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Bosses and employees team up to tackle the obstacle course. (S7, E12) 
04:20Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
04:40Friends The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. (S9, E02) 
05:05Friends The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
05:30Friends The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.