This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Sunday, March 29 2020

06:00Bad Robots Student Barney ties himself in knots when posting a fragile wedding present, drivers battle with a parking ticket machine, and a automated painting assistant decides to help a decorator. (S1, E01) 
06:25Bad Robots This episode features the people vs. the parking meter, the cinema B.O.T.'s office, and Quizimodo, the impossibly unfair pub quiz machine. Features the voices of Rob Delaney. (S1, E02) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The U.S. Office Basketball Michael and the office staff take on the workers in the warehouse in a basketball game. Through racist and sexist ideals, Michael chooses many of the lesser skilled staff. (S1, E05) 
09:30The U.S. Office Hot Girl When an attractive purse saleswoman named Katy (Amy Adams) comes to the office, Michael and Dwight openly vie for her attention. (S1, E06) 
10:00The U.S. Office The Dundies Michael announces that it is time for the annual "Dundies", and everyone is placing their bets that this year's award show will be the worst yet with Michael as the emcee. (S2, E01) 
10:30The U.S. Office Office Olympics Michael and Dwight leave to close a deal on Michael's new condominium. Michael becomes stressed when he realizes how long he will be paying for his condo. (S2, E03) 
11:00The U.S. Office The Fire A fire in the office leads the employees to evacuate the building. To pass the time, the employees play games and learn more about each other. Amy Adams guest stars. (S2, E04) 
11:30The U.S. Office Halloween Downsizing leads corporate headquarters to order Michael to fire somebody by the end of October. Michael procrastinates until Halloween, when he still has not decided who to fire. (S2, E05) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys review their favourite moments from the past season, and they reveal the most surprising occurrences and the best never-before-seen footage. (S3, E02) 
12:25Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys share their feelings on park benches, work in a fast food drive-thru, and try to persuade innocent bystanders to participate in a dance with them. (S3, E06) 
12:55Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys reveal strange devices to focus groups, try to use people as pillows and try to persuade grocery shoppers not to purchase the items they want. (S3, E08) 
13:20Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to convince people of the existence of obscure places, pick their "poison" in a park and try to find a house sitter despite the other guys. (S3, E09) 
13:45Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys shake hands with strangers, spin the "Wheel of Doom", and work at a hibachi restaurant. The loser has to pose as a psychic in front of a crowd. (S3, E10) 
14:10Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work as optometrists, provide incorrect financial advice, and attempt to secure numerous votes by campaigning on ridiculous political platforms. (S3, E11) 
14:35Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to teach a dance class and sell tickets to Broadway shows. The punishment is to answer "yes" to relationship questions written by the others! (S3, E12) 
15:05Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys host a taste test followed by uncomfortable survey questions, negotiate for worthless items at a flea market, and work as gas station attendants. (S3, E13) 
15:30Impractical Jokers The guys play concierges at a hotel lobby doing and saying what they are told, then try to get insurance fraud at a grocery store using strangers as a "witness". (S12, E22) 
16:00Impractical Jokers The guys read journal entries from their daughter's diaries, then ask strangers if they should break up with their girlfriends for ridiculous reasons. (S12, E24) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Motor, She Boat Tina and Bob try to build a boat, but Tina must hide her feelings about Bob's boat-building skills. (S10, E03) 
17:00Bob's Burgers Pig Trouble in Little Tina Things get spooky when Tina dissects a pig in science class; Bob and Linda battle ear wax. (S10, E04) 
17:25Bob's Burgers Legends of the Mall On a Belcher family trip to the mall, Tina is mistaken for a sleeping boy's girlfriend. (S10, E05) 
17:50Bob's Burgers The Hawkening Look Who's Hawking Now!: Bob and Louise host an exclusive screening of a Hawk & Chick movie at the restaurant. (S10, E06) 
18:15Bob's Burgers Land of the Loft Bob and Linda challenge themselves and attend a loft party on a stormy night. (S10, E07) 
18:45Bob's Burgers Now We're Not Cooking With Gas Bob is determined to do whatever it takes to cook a rare heritage turkey after the gas goes out on Thanksgiving. (S10, E08) 
19:10Bob's Burgers All That Gene Gene auditions for a role in a local theater production but learns Linda interfered. (S10, E09) 
19:35Bob's Burgers Drumforgiven Gene gets kicked out of the Ocean Avenue Hifi Emporium, but Louise takes matters into her own hands. (S10, E11) 
20:00Two And A Half Men The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance Charlie and Alan fall out when the truth about a painful childhood incident is revealed. Will brotherly love triumph? (S2, E06) 
20:30Two And A Half Men A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana To teach Jake respect for his mother, Charlie and Alan throw their own mother a party. It is unforgettable, but for all the wrong reasons. (S2, E07) 
21:00Friends The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
21:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Uterus Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement which involves a massive decision for Phoebe. (S4, E11) 
22:00Friends The One With The Embryos Phoebe undergoes an embryo transplant and becomes pregnant. Meanwhile, a simple challenge escalates into a full blown contest between the guys and the girls. (S4, E12) 
22:30Friends The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
23:00Friends The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
23:30Friends The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14) 
00:00Friends The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03) 
00:30Friends The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
01:00Friends The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07) 
01:30Friends The One With Chandler In A Box On Thanksgiving, Joey punishes Chandler for kissing Kathy and Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor who turns out to be Richard's son. (S4, E08) 
02:00Russell Howard & Mum:Globetrotters Russell and his mum, Ninette, are in the City of the Future. They're in High-Tech Seoul in South Korea and are taking control of and corrupting a Mega-Robot. (S3, E03) 
03:00Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies Russell's live in action to tell you all about his mum's magic special place, scrotal pantomime (his not his mum's), train etiquette, and all sorts more in this pacey, racy stand up spectacular! 
03:45Key & Peele Key & Peele attempt to hide in plain sight from a Negro-hunting Nazi, two slaves struggle to get off the auction block, and a pair of thugs encounter a slight complication before a hit. (S1, E03) 
04:05Key & Peele Key and Peele explore the black college experience, when you can - and can't - say a controversial word, and President Obama addressing the nation with the help of his anger translator. (S1, E04) 
04:30The Middle The Wisdom Teeth When Axl and Sue have their wisdom teeth removed over spring break, Frankie cannot wait to shower the kids with her affection. Brick tries to enforce new household rules. (S7, E17) 
04:55The Middle A Very Donahue Vacation Mike surprises his family with a vacation to Mammoth Cave, but Frankie invites the Donahues to join them. Meanwhile, Axl enlists Brick's help to pick up ladies. (S7, E18) 
05:15Friends The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14) 
05:35Friends The One With The Ball Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21) 
06:00Bad Robots This episode features a tourist information machine that's full of nonsense facts, ordering a taxi with Cab B.O.T, and the Con-Struct-a-Bear machine gets saucy in Brighton. (S1, E03)