This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, July 15 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers: British... ...Invasion - Inside Jokes Edition. What mystery ingredient did Sal sneak into a beer at a London pub? Which insane West End show titles didn't make it to air? And what is a "chippy tea"? (S3, E14) 
06:40Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The lads play a round of "Don't I Know You?" with complete strangers, and pose as driving school teachers. (S2, E03) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Wipeout USA: All Stars In this special episode, popular contestants from past episodes return for a second attempt at the $50,000 cash prize. Returning contestants include Ariel "Where's the Pole?" Tweto. (S2, E12) 
10:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Check out the many outrageous new obstacles. (S2, E13) 
11:00Friends The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
11:30Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
12:00Friends The One With Fake Monica When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. (S1, E21) 
12:30Friends The One With The Ick Factor After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E22) 
13:00Bob's Burgers Burger Wars After getting wind of Bob's financial trouble, Jimmy Pesto faces-off against his mortal enemy by introducing burgers to his own menu. (S1, E10) 
13:25Bob's Burgers Weekend at Mort's The family has to stay next door at Mort the Mortician's house as the restaurant is infested with mold. Bob and Linda double date with Mort and his Internet-girlfriend. (S1, E11) 
13:50Bob's Burgers Torpedo Bob is thrilled when his baseball hero Torpedo Jones takes a liking to his burgers, but has misgivings when he realizes that Torpedo is just using the burger grease to cheat. (S1, E13) 
14:20Bob's Burgers Synchronized Swimming The kids find a way to escape gym class by doing a bogus study of synchronized swimming, but things get complicated when Linda becomes their swimming instructor. (S2, E03) 
14:45Bob's Burgers Moody Foodie The restaurant receives a negative review from a vicious food critic, called the Moody Foodie, and it begins to affect Bob's cooking. Time for revenge? (S2, E07) 
15:10The King of Queens Hi-Def Jam In order to watch the upcoming Super Bowl on a high-definition television, Doug hatches a plan to have his sister Stephanie (Ricki Lake) date Carrie's wealthy boss Doug Pruzan. (S3, E13) 
15:40The King of Queens Paint Misbehavin' After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. (S3, E14) 
16:05The King of Queens Deacon Blues Doug is surprised to find his married best friend, Deacon, out with another woman. Carrie questions her relationship with Doug because of their different views on cheating. (S3, E15) 
16:35The King of Queens Horizontal Hold After Deacon and Kelly's separation, Carrie begins to wonder about her own marriage. Arthur reluctantly dates a woman who's been hitting on him ever since her cousin died. (S3, E16) 
17:00The Middle The Potato Sue gets a job at an eatery in the mall, Frankie and Mike find out that Brick isn't going to his classes, and Axl tries to avoid his terrible roommate. (S5, E03) 
17:30The Middle The 100th Mike and Frankie begrudgingly agree to drive a giant cow float in a parade as the town of Orson celebrates its 100th anniversary. Meanwhile, Sue tries to make Darrin jealous. (S5, E04) 
18:00The Middle Halloween IV - The Ghost Story: It's Halloween at the house! Sue has a sleepover with her fellow Wrestlerettes, they have a seance, and Sue see's the Santa Maria sail across the living room! (S5, E05) 
18:30The Middle The Jump Frankie adopts a dog after the family make fun of her, Sue shocks her parents by making the volleyball team, and Axl, about to flunk out of multiple classes, asks Brick for help. (S5, E06) 
19:00Everybody Loves Raymond Cruising With Marie When Frank "hurts" his knee, Ray is stuck with going on a cruise with Marie. He keeps eating at all the buffets and Marie gets close to a group of widows. (S3, E17) 
19:30Everybody Loves Raymond Ray Home Alone Debra and the kids leave for the weekend to visit their other grandparents. Ray finds it difficult to sleep in an empty house, so he goes to Robert's place. (S3, E18) 
20:00Everybody Loves Raymond Big Shots In order to impress Robert at the Baseball Hall of Fame, Ray tries to use his status as a sports writer to jump to the front of the line to meet the 1969 Mets. (S3, E19) 
20:30Everybody Loves Raymond Move Over Ray tells Debra he's not sleeping well because of her being too close to him. He cooks up a story about his granny to get out of touching Debra in a non-sexual way. (S3, E20) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Jeremy Paxman, the greatest goal of all time, oral sex, mind control cats, scrabble cheating, and a dog preacher. (S7, E09) 
22:00Gary And His Demons Gary and His Vacation / Gary and His Brother: Will Hanley being ripped open by a demon ruin Gary's vacation? Then Gary tries helping his brother with his marriage problems. (S1, E06) 
22:30South Park: Eco Meltdown ManBearPig Ex U.S. Vice President Al Gore visits South Park Elementary and warns the pupils about ManBearPig, a monster which is "half man, half bear and half pig" - you can't be "cereal"! (S10, E06) 
23:00South Park: Eco Meltdown Time to Get Cereal (1): When an animal rampage leads to dead children in town, the boys realise they need Al Gore's help; but does his solution (involving a certain big red guy) go too far? (S22, E06) 
23:30South Park: Eco Meltdown Nobody Got Cereal? (2): The boys break out of jail and try to work out who made the deal with ManBearPig? Satan steps up to help the boys, but when "Should We Start To Worry?". (S22, E07) 
00:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a Saddam Hussein look-a-like, a breast milk attack, talking bins, a pet duck, anti-gingers sperm banks, and face adverts. (S5, E01) 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Mr Dildo, a Welsh plant grower meets (and smokes with) Snoop Dogg, New Zealand's idea of CGI, and a pea-shooting champion! (S5, E02) 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; A man shoots himself in the penis, PETA porn, Wayne Rooney's terrible acting, potential UFOs, and a girl in love with a duck! (S5, E03) 
03:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; A stolen trio of meerkats, Brokebeak Mountain, a naked motorist, a banana attacks a gorilla, and a prostitute turned donkey. (S5, E04) 
03:45Tosh.0 Daniel helps an anti-abortion protester with a broken phone, meets a flat-Earther trying to launch himself into space, and creates a celebrity messaging app to rival Cameo. (S10, E15) 
04:05Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Dr. Yap: While Bob is medicated, he mistakes Linda's sister, Gayle, for his wife and kisses her. After she falls for him, Bob seeks help from Dr. Yap. (S2, E06) 
04:30The Middle The Diaper Incident Frankie is worried that she is getting old, Sue has a crush on Axl's friend who is working on a school "project" at the house, and Brick becomes wise to Frankie's lies. (S2, E03) 
04:50The Middle The Quarry When Axl is suspended for skipping school, he hopes to relax at home, but Mike gets him a job at the quarry. Meanwhile, Bricks magic trick makes the main TV remote disappear. (S2, E04) 
05:10The Middle Foreign Exchange Frankie insists that the family host a exchange student from Japan. When the serious student does not take an interest in the family, Frankie plans a road trip for them. (S2, E05) 
05:35The Middle Halloween Frankie tries to persuade Mike to attend a Halloween party, Sue attends a church Halloween event, Brick's costume is unrecognizable, and Axl tries to visit a haunted house. (S2, E06) 
06:00Friends The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel starts smoking when she realizes that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18)