This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, January 24 2019

06:00Wipeout USA Inspired by the Superbowl, this special edition of Wipeout features 12 couch potatoes and 12 cheerleaders who compete in a special football-themed obstacle course. (S2, E01) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
09:35Friends The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
10:05Scrubs My First Step Dr. Cox rails against drug companies while falling for the wiles of a pharmaceutical saleswoman (Heather Locklear). J.D. & Elliot bicker over which one is the better doctor. (S2, E07) 
10:35Scrubs My Fruit Cups Jordan's surprise announcement forces Dr. Cox to choose between her and sexy pharmaceutical rep Julie Keaton (Heather Locklear). Turk is in desperate need of some extra cash. (S2, E08) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers review clips of four Joker vs. Joker challenges. The challenges include competing to have their baseball team mascots approved and presenting their ridiculous book ideas. (S6, E05) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys must do what they are told while getting massages, reveal some uncomfortable thoughts to strangers in the park, and obey tasks given to them on a slot machine. (S6, E07) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys act as oddball apartment dwellers looking for roommates, and cut in line for Broadway Show tickets. (S1, E05) 
12:25Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The comedians get tips after giving uncomfortable massages to strangers, and try to be driving school instructors. (S1, E06) 
12:55Friends The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
13:25Friends The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode obstacles include Gears of Doom and a special edition to the Big Balls. (S2, E02) 
15:00Takeshi's Castle A new class of one hundred University students attempt to storm the castle but with Turtle Path, Wet Paint and Runaway Rockaway to conquer first will any of them make the grade? (S3, E07) 
15:30Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as one hundred new recruits face the brand new teetering Dominoes, the swinging Bridge the Gap and the crazy Knock Knock before attempting to attack the castle. (S3, E08) 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air For Whom the Wedding Bells Toll Will and Lisa's wedding day looms, with both families preparing for the big day. However, love soon blossoms between other members of each family... (S5, E25) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Burnin' Down the House: Phil becomes nervous when he invites his boss to dinner. Will burns down the kitchen, attempting to cook, so enlists the help of Geoffrey to disguise the accident. (S6, E01) 
17:00Scrubs My Lucky Day J.D. shows up Dr. Cox and an unofficial competition begins between them. Elliot's patient sues her because he doesn't have cancer...! David Copperfield cameos. (S2, E09) 
17:30Scrubs My Monster No relationship can escape the influence of Sacred Heart; J.D. can't block out patients from his head, Turk has no energy for sex and Dr. Cox is seeing too much of Jordan. (S2, E10) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers review clips of four Joker vs. Joker challenges. The challenges include competing to have their baseball team mascots approved and presenting their ridiculous book ideas. (S6, E05) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys must do what they are told while getting massages, reveal some uncomfortable thoughts to strangers in the park, and obey tasks given to them on a slot machine. (S6, E07) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys network their way into some very uncomfortable business conversations, go head to head in a photography presentation, and the clock is ticking during a time sensitive challenge. (S6, E08) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr take to the court to serve up some seriously personal tennis lessons, and then head to the park for a bewildering game of Now! (S6, E10) 
20:00The Office (U.S.) Murder When troubling rumours start circulating about Dunder Mifflin, Michael has an unusual way of taking everyone's mind off it. Andy tries to ask Erin out on a date. (S6, E10) 
20:30The Office (U.S.) Shareholders Meeting It's an office outing when the Dunder Mifflin board send Michael a stretch limo to take him to them. Jim takes action when he discovers Ryan is spreading rumours. (S6, E11) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; More Ebola reaction, Ed Miliband's terrible week, Michael Jackson, and British sperm. (S9, E03) 
21:30Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; the US midterm elections, the latest John Lewis advert, and futuristic farming. (S9, E04) 
22:00South Park: Season 20 Fort Collins D***oSchwaggins is shocked to discover the truth behind Gerald's trolling, Randy has trouble with the member berries, and Cartman fears Heidi will discover his dubious past. (S20, E06) 
22:30South Park: Season 20 Oh, Jeez South Park is in shock at the news Mr Garrison has beaten Hillary Clinton, Cartman gets ever more fearful, and the 'Member Berries' unleash their epically nostalgic secret weapon. (S20, E07) 
23:00New: Tosh.0 Daniel goes skydiving with an adrenaline junkie, learns about a muddy fetish called gunge and partakes in the Flaunt Your Wealth Challenge. (S10, E18) 
23:30Broad City Friendiversary Ilana sends Abbi on an epic friendiversary scavenger hunt, and the girls risk everything to bring an apparent murderer to justice. (S4, E10) 
00:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; More Ebola reaction, Ed Miliband's terrible week, Michael Jackson, and British sperm. (S9, E03) 
00:30Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; the US midterm elections, the latest John Lewis advert, and futuristic farming. (S9, E04) 
01:00RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars All of the eliminated All Stars get a chance to return to the competition. But first they have to send home a competing All Star in a shocking midseason lip sync smackdown. (S4, E06) 
02:30The Roast of Rob Lowe Roast Master David Spade assembles a host of comedians and celebrities (incl. Jimmy Carr, Bo Derek, and Peyton Manning) to take down the ageless heartthrob one burn at a time. 
04:00Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G interviews the former head of the Immigration and Naturalization Service James Ziglar, and he also leads a "diskushen" about animal rights. Borat learns about American hobbies. (S3, E03) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Bob Actually With Valentine's Day around the corner, the kids find themselves in love-caused chaos and Bob comes up with a romantic gesture to impress Linda. (S7, E09) 
04:50Bob's Burgers There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business: Bob is sceptical about Gayle's cat Mr. Business having a career in showbiz, until it looks like the cat could have his big break. (S7, E10) 
05:15Takeshi's Castle A new class of one hundred University students attempt to storm the castle but with Turtle Path, Wet Paint and Runaway Rockaway to conquer first will any of them make the grade? (S3, E07) 
05:35Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as one hundred new recruits face the brand new teetering Dominoes, the swinging Bridge the Gap and the crazy Knock Knock before attempting to attack the castle. (S3, E08) 
06:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode obstacles include Gears of Doom and a special edition to the Big Balls. (S2, E02)