This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, October 22 2018

06:00Undateable Candace's Boyfriend Walks Into a Bar Justin and Danny decide to have a parental intervention with Candace over her "dumb-dumb" boyfriend, while Brett realises the error of his kissing ways. (S2, E02) 
06:20Undateable An Imaginary Torch Walks Into a Bar When Nicky returns to Detroit engaged, Justin realises who his heart really belongs to. Meanwhile, Burski may finally get his chance with Leslie. (S2, E03) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm's Money While Malcolm battles a yearbook photographer to get a good photo, Hal, Lois, and Dewey intercept a scholarship cheque for Malcolm and try to rationalize spending the money. (S7, E10) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Bride of Ida Dewey, Lois and Hal go out of town for a piano competition. Grandma Ida makes Reese get married to her helper, Raduca, but only if he defeats Malcolm in three challenges. (S7, E11) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Bob Actually With Valentine's Day around the corner, the kids find themselves in love-caused chaos and Bob comes up with a romantic gesture to impress Linda. (S7, E09) 
10:30Bob's Burgers There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business: Bob is sceptical about Gayle's cat Mr. Business having a career in showbiz, until it looks like the cat could have his big break. (S7, E10) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys encourage strangers to fill out their questionnaires with a broken hand in a waiting room, and then head to the market where they solicit strangers for money they don't deserve. (S9, E09) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys go face-to-face hitting the bulls-eye at a clothing store, and go head-to-head in a focus group sabotaging each other with strange inventions. (S9, E11) 
12:00Impractical Jokers: Joker's Choice In this special episode, Joe, Murr, Q, and Sal bring you their favorite moments from the first season. The guys relive their best hidden camera hijinks and offer behind the scenes insight. 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys return to White Castle, pose as bouncers at a night club, and read horoscopes to patrons at a mall. (S2, E01) 
13:00Friends The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
13:30Friends The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Today, they face the Snowman Surprise and the Polar Bear Express. (S4, E07) 
15:00The Middle Forced Family Fun (Part 2): While Frankie recalls more bad memories from her camping trip honeymoon, Sue continues to get on Axl's nerves with constant questions about high school. (S3, E02) 
15:30The Middle Hecking Order When Mike learns that Brick is skipping gym class, he must talk to his son's teacher. Frankie is shocked that the kids feel that Mike is superior to her in the household. (S3, E03) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Bob Actually With Valentine's Day around the corner, the kids find themselves in love-caused chaos and Bob comes up with a romantic gesture to impress Linda. (S7, E09) 
16:30Bob's Burgers There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business: Bob is sceptical about Gayle's cat Mr. Business having a career in showbiz, until it looks like the cat could have his big break. (S7, E10) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm's Money While Malcolm battles a yearbook photographer to get a good photo, Hal, Lois, and Dewey intercept a scholarship cheque for Malcolm and try to rationalize spending the money. (S7, E10) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Bride of Ida Dewey, Lois and Hal go out of town for a piano competition. Grandma Ida makes Reese get married to her helper, Raduca, but only if he defeats Malcolm in three challenges. (S7, E11) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys encourage strangers to fill out their questionnaires with a broken hand in a waiting room, and then head to the market where they solicit strangers for money they don't deserve. (S9, E09) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys go face-to-face hitting the bulls-eye at a clothing store, and go head-to-head in a focus group sabotaging each other with strange inventions. (S9, E11) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys undermine each other in a focus group, spread much confusion while teaming up at a bagel shop, and pass ridiculous notes to strangers at the park. (S9, E12) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys take name calling to new heights as receptionists and try to get donations for bogus charities at a pizza shop. (S9, E13) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Butler's Son Did It A man claiming to be Geoffrey's son comes to visit. Frederick soon charms everyone in the house - except Will. Will is determined to find the real story. (S6, E17) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hare Today... When Phil accidentally sits on Nicky's pet rabbit (killing it), he encourages the family to attend church to rid them of their sins. (S6, E18) 
21:00Friends The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
21:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
22:00South Park: Season 13 Dead Celebrities The ghost of Michael Jackson refuses to accept his death, leaving the rest of the recently dead celebrities frustrated in purgatory and poor Ike having ghostly visits! (S13, E08) 
22:30South Park: Season 13 Butter's Bottom B***h Oblivious to his actions, the little innocent Butters starts up 'The Kissing Company', and is soon the most notorious pimp around. Will undercover cops ruin his fun? (S13, E09) 
23:00Rob Delaney's Stand Up Central Rob Delaney hosts Britain's best stand-up, live from the Electric Ballroom. This week Sara Pascoe headlines with support from Tom Ward. (S1, E02) 
23:30The Jim Jefferies Show Jim explains why Americans struggle to address climate change, looks at the decline of the recycling industry and talks to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar about athlete activism. (S2, E25) 
00:00Friends The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
00:30Friends The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) 
01:00Comedy Central Live 2018 Join Roman Kemp from the first ever Comedy Central Live Festival in Southampton. Featuring; Rob Beckett, Katherine Ryan, Tom Rosenthal, Joel Dommett, Russell Kane, Iain Stirling, and Chris Ramsey! 
02:00Rick and Morty Big Trouble in Little Sanchez Summer asks Rick to transport his mind into a teenager to shield her from vampires at school. Beth and Jerry go the extra mile to sort out their relationship. (S2, E07) 
02:30RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 3... ...The Queen Ruveal. RuPaul ruveals the fabulous cast of queens for the brand new season 3 of Ru Paul's Drag Race All Stars! Plus never-before seen footage from past seasons that will make you gag! 
03:20Inside Amy Schumer Amy and a group of ladies steal a credit card in the 1980s, Amy rides a mechanical bull, and defends the actions of comedian Bill Cosby. Jerry Seinfeld guests. (S3, E06) 
03:45Billy On The Street: Sean Hayes Billy Eichner tests the pop culture knowledge of passerbys. Games include: "John Mayer or Pep? Le Pew" and "Actress Potato Head". Sean Hayes (of Will & Grace) and Olivia Wilde guest. (S3, E09) 
04:05Rick and Morty Mortynight Run Rick and Morty try to save a gas life form (special guest voice of Jermaine from Flight of The Conchords) while Jerry resides in a daycare made for Jerrys. (S2, E02) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Bob Actually With Valentine's Day around the corner, the kids find themselves in love-caused chaos and Bob comes up with a romantic gesture to impress Linda. (S7, E09) 
04:55Bob's Burgers There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business: Bob is sceptical about Gayle's cat Mr. Business having a career in showbiz, until it looks like the cat could have his big break. (S7, E10) 
05:15The Middle Forced Family Fun (Part 2): While Frankie recalls more bad memories from her camping trip honeymoon, Sue continues to get on Axl's nerves with constant questions about high school. (S3, E02) 
05:35The Middle Hecking Order When Mike learns that Brick is skipping gym class, he must talk to his son's teacher. Frankie is shocked that the kids feel that Mike is superior to her in the household. (S3, E03) 
06:00Undateable Stray Dog Walks Into a Bar Danny reveals he's been stealing from Justin to show how people take advantage of him. After being stabbed, in the finger, Justin tries to become more assertive. (S2, E04)